Shenren

Chapter 30 You Can Really Joke

Chapter 30 You Can Really Joke
"Master, do you need to see it? Come, come, Master Shen is here, don't worry, what Master Shen sees is 100% true, not false. I heard that Master Shen can not only break marriage, but also cut off fortune and fortune." Luck is Zhuge’s fortune-telling. It is well-known on Daxuan Street and everyone knows it, everyone should seize the opportunity.”

"Auntie, do you want to see it? Come and take a look, if you miss this time, there will be no next time..."

Seeing him using this trick again, Shen Du couldn't laugh or cry.

Is this person a psychopath?
Seeing his exaggerated expression, maybe he turned his head and stared at Shen Du, as if he was afraid that others would not hear him, he quickly greeted the people around him, causing many people to stop, making Shen Du even more helpless.

There were many people coming and going in the supermarket. Ordinary people would just quietly choose products. Now that he yelled at him like this, they all turned their heads to this side curiously.

Shen Du didn't want to talk to him, and wanted to go away, but Wan Haoran held onto Shen Du's car and refused to let him go, and laughed loudly: "Haha, Master Shen, you can't leave. You finally came here Our Tianxi Supermarket, can’t we leave like this? Didn’t you claim that the iron mouth is straight and the matter is clear? Everyone is here today, why don’t you take a look and calculate it!”

Shen Du sighed helplessly, "Why is Mr. Wan doing this?"

"That's how it should be! Haha, come, come, everyone is here! Master Shen, you can't avoid it!" Wan Haoran laughed.

Shen Du calmly said: "It's okay, but you need to make an appointment on my Weibo or WeChat first. As long as the appointment is successful, anyone can count."

"Look at what you said. Is it counted? What else do you need to make an appointment for?" Wan Haoran laughed and said with an exaggerated expression: "Isn't Master Shen the real dragon descending into the world, and Zhuge God counting? Why don't you give us some advice here, accumulate Some merit!"

As he said that, without waiting for Shen Du's answer, he turned his head and laughed loudly at the people around him: "Master Shen has already agreed to show people's physiognomy, everyone seize the opportunity, if you miss this time, it may not be easy next time. Master Shen is a 100% magician. He is proficient in numerology and human relationships. He can see through people at a glance. There is absolutely no falsehood. He said it himself. Haha, hurry up, come on."

Crazy, crazy.

Shen Du was in a pretty good mood at first, but now that he yelled at him like that, his good mood disappeared in an instant. Seeing him perform like a monkey with exaggerated and sarcastic expressions, a trace of annoyance suddenly appeared in his heart!
Dissatisfied, right?

Lao Tzu specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction.

He is indeed taboo about ruining a marriage, but if it is broken, it is broken, if it is said, it is said, if it is not suitable, it is not suitable, and the money has already been taken, so he regrets it?How can it be?

That being the case, let you be convinced.

"Master of physiognomy? Is it a lie? Can you be so young?"

"Boss Wan, is what you said true? Is he a fortune teller?"

"Why do you drive down? Is it true that the dragon descended into the world and Zhuge's fortune? Is there such a thing in the world?"

"Haha, what's real or fake? Didn't you see that Boss Wan was being sarcastic? I guess he's a deceitful stick."

Wan Haoran was happy in his heart, and immediately smiled and said: "Look at what you said, Master Shen is famous on Daxuan Street, everyone knows it, how can he be called a god? People can see through, it’s true, it’s all true, if you don’t believe it, just test it and you’ll know.”

"Boss Wan, you really know how to joke." A middle-aged man laughed.

"Oh, it's not good to be a liar at such a young age." Another woman also sighed and said, "People's hearts are not old now!"

"It's not a liar, it's not a liar, how can it be a liar?"

Wan Haoran became more and more excited, and exclaimed full of pride: "It's all true, it's all true, Master Shen is a magician, he can calculate everything."

The more he said this, the more unhappy the people around looked at Shen Du.

It's true that the dragon came to the world, Zhuge's fortune?

Dare to say anything big!

Now the whole world is full of atheists, and feudal superstition is no longer applicable.

Wan Haoran's expression is so exaggerated, it is clear that there is no silver 300 taels here, and anyone can see that it is false.

"You're not a liar, right? Then you want to see me! How about my face and palm?"

A middle-aged man stood up and said, staring at Shen Du coldly with disdain.

"It depends on me too. Since you are a liar, you don't have to be polite."

"Return Zhuge's fortune? Pooh, what the hell?"

Shen Du frowned and was about to speak when another voice came out.

"What's going on? What's going on?"

Shen Du turned his head to look, and it turned out that it was Bo Xiuxiu who had just gone out to pick up items. She was surprised to see so many people gathered here.

"fine!"

Shen Du said calmly, stretching out his hand to pull her behind him.

Wan Haoran's move is too disgusting, some people have already been incited by him, there are more people here, and Bao Xiuxiu, a weak girl, will inevitably be affected.

Just about to speak, when he caught a glimpse of something, Shen Du was slightly taken aback, only to see Du Chuchu in a white dress appear behind the crowd.

Seeing him, Shen Du immediately felt upset.

When I calculated for her back then, I really wanted to make some money. Seeing this girl's noble temperament, she looked like she didn't believe him at all, so I asked for some extra money, but I didn't expect that it would cause so many troubles later. things come.

Although she did warn herself at the time, but being unhappy is just being unhappy. Shen Du thought about it, and immediately smiled at the other side: "Ms. Du, how do you solve the matter?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Wan Haoran was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look behind him. If it was okay, he was overjoyed when he saw it: "Uncle Du, Chuchu, why are you here?"

That expression seemed very surprised.

Before Du Chuchu could speak, Wan Haoran immediately smiled and said: "Uncle Du, this person is a liar who tells fortunes on Daxuan Street. I have already investigated it clearly. Now on Daxuan Street, it is all his trust. A lot of people have been cheated. That day when Chuchu passed by, he was fooled by him and cheated more than 2 yuan. Many people are accusing him of being angry, but it is a pity that this person has great powers, and no one has been able to take him what to do."

Then, he turned his head to stare at Shen Du, and said coldly: "I heard that you can know people's names and family backgrounds just by looking at them. That being the case, with so many people here, how do you do the math and take a look? I don't think you dare, do you?"

Seeing his wonderful performance, Shen Du couldn't help being speechless. This man actually used the aggressive method again, and the speed of changing his face was quite fast.

After thinking about it, he ignored him for the time being, and said directly to Du Chuchu: "Miss Du, this Mr. Wan has already made love to me, what do you think should I do? You won't sit idly by, will you?"

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