Plane hunting

Chapter 450 Funny Slag Kang

The scene was so shocking that everyone in the whole building except Constantine was speechless as if they had been acupunctured. After Huang Shaohong went straight back to his room and closed the door with a bang, these people seemed like Like being relieved of acupuncture points, it instantly becomes active.

The mainland aunt who said that the master of dancing is a feudal superstition said with a shocked face: "It turns out that Xiao Huang is a master!"

Her husband hastily corrected him: "Xiao Huang is also called by you, you should call him Master!"

Uncle Wang glared at the two of them: "Master what, you are all liars, you two know how to shovel and attract Leiha, you are living gods."

The little devil from hell was directly blasted into flying ash by the sky thunder, and Grace, who was possessed by it, recovered instantly. At this moment, she came up with a breath and yelled softly: "Mom!"

Mr. Zhang and his wife rushed over and hugged their daughter, crying and laughing.

Seeing this scene, the fat priest recovered from the shock just now, took out a stainless steel wine jug from his pocket with some trembling, took a sip for himself, and then asked Constantine: "Was that just now? ?”

Constantine said indifferently: "I don't know the specifics, it feels like an ancient spell, but when the man casts the spell, the magic power fluctuations on his body are not strong. The lightning bolt should be a trick !"

After he finished speaking, he took out the cigarette case from his pocket, flipped through it twice and found that it was gone, and threw the cigarette case aside a little annoyed.

While shaking his head and sighing, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a colored pencil drawing on the wall beside him, which depicted a sharp weapon.

Constantine tore off the painting and walked outside. The fat priest hurriedly greeted Mr. Zhang's family. Amid the sound of thanks from the other party, he chased after him somewhat embarrassingly.

Huang Shaohong originally thought that he had shown off the method of "Sky Thunder to Kill Evil", which would definitely arouse the curiosity of Constantine and the fat priest. Even if he didn't take the initiative to visit him, he would have to wait for him to get his hair done, and then everyone Let's make friends, have a string or something.

After all, they are all people who know magic, so many friends and many paths are not.

In the end, I didn't expect that the foreigner's thinking was different from that of the Chinese people, and there was no tradition of sympathy. When he came out, Constantine and the fat priest had already left.

But Constantine didn't wait for him. These neighbors were all waiting for him. As soon as Huang Shaohong came out, these people surrounded him.

A crooked neighbor believed Uncle Wang's nonsense, saw that Huang Shaohong didn't call him Mr. Huang when he came out, and went up to compliment him: "Huang Daxian, you are really capable!"

Huang Shaohong rolled his eyelids, and corrected angrily: "Huang Daxian is in my hometown, and he is talking about Huang Pizi, that is, weasel!"

"Uh sorry, sorry!"

A housewife from Hong Kong Island squeezed over and was very enthusiastic:

"Hey, Huang Sheng, you are really capable. If the neighbors turn around, you can help my husband to check Fengshui for free. Once our family arrives in LA, the business will not be easy. Even the car bungalows will be sold, otherwise I won’t live in this kind of crappy apartment where dogs are not rare!”

Huang Shaohong really wants to ask, are you sure your family is not like this because of your mouth?

After hearing this girl's words, other people's complexion was not good, Huang Shaohong said with a smile: "Okay, I will take a look at the cemetery, and I will help you all look at it for free later, okay?"

The face of the housewife: "Oh, it's really bad luck, bah bah!"

Another elder brother from Guangdong Province in the Mainland took off his shoes without saying a word, and the crowd dispersed instantly.

Huang Shaohong held his nose and took two steps back: "Brother, let's have something to say, don't use the murder weapon!"

The elder brother said broadly: "Oh, Huang Daxie, this is not the murder weapon, it's the sole of my foot!"

"Help me take a look, old man. I have seven moles on the soles of my feet. According to the photo book, 'If you step on the seven stars, you have the power and authority. If you are rich, you are ordered by the emperor'!"

"But why am I so poor? I can't even pay the rent now, Huang Daxie, you have to give me advice!"

After hearing what he said, everyone looked at the soles of his feet, and they saw seven raised moles, which were very obvious.

Huang Shaohong held his nose and took a step back before saying: "You read it wrong, the bottom one is not a mole, it's a blackhead, and it's the first time I've seen blackheads on the soles of my feet!"

After hearing what he said, everyone looked carefully, and it turned out that the black thing on the bottom of the big brother's sole was different from other moles, it really looked like a blackhead on the skin, but it was much bigger.

Huang Shaohong commented: "One mole is missing, you are a six-star foot, and there is a saying in the photo book that "you have a six-star foot, no right and no handle, bury the body by the roadside, and beggar's life." Now you can't even pay rent. If you can’t afford it, you will soon become a beggar!”

"Oh, Huang Daxie, you have to give me some pointers!" The elder brother burst into tears after hearing this.

Huang Shaohong held his nose and took another step back: "Hurry up and go to the hospital to have all the moles removed. Without these six moles, although your luck can't be greatly changed, but you won't continue to be unlucky. There is also that blackhead, hurry up and get rid of it." It all stinks!"

After the elder brother went to the hospital in a panic, Mr. Zhang came over and took Huang Shaohong's hand, thanking him:

"Mr. Huang, I'm really sorry. I thought you were going to make trouble just now. Thank you so much for my daughter's matter this time!"

Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "It's okay, don't mind, by the way, did the two exorcists say anything when they left?"

Mr. Zhang shook his head and said, "They only said that my daughter is fine, and they didn't say anything else!"

When Huang Shaohong heard this, he suddenly felt that these foreign devils and exorcists were a bit unreliable, so is it over?
He sent the Buddha to the west, so he asked for a pen and paper to write a prescription, and said to Mr. Zhang:
"According to what we say in the East, your daughter is called a ghost upper body. Although she is already cured, she is afraid that she will suffer from a serious illness. My prescription has the effect of 'strengthening the body and eliminating evil spirits, calming the mind and reassuring the soul'. If you go back and take it for three days, you will be fine." !"

Huang Shaohong handed over the prescription and asked the other party to get the medicine by himself. Mr. Zhang's family is very grateful.

After finally getting rid of the entanglement of the neighbors and returning to his home, Huang Shaohong, who was thinking about how to get involved with Constantine, suddenly stared, then turned to the direction of the bathroom, and said coldly:

"Come out!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a white man in a black and white striped suit and combing his hair back came out of the bathroom with a slightly sinister smile on his face. He held a coin in his hand and flexibly moved it between his fingers. turn.

"Wizard from the East, you really have a way of discovering my existence!" The man looked Huang Shaohong up and down with great interest, with a superior attitude between his words and deeds.

Huang Shaohong went to the window and lit a cigarette for himself, took a puff and said, "I don't understand, can you demons in the West come out and wander around in broad daylight?"

The smile on the man's face remained unchanged, and he said with a smile: "That's not the point, the point is that I give you a kind advice, leave Los Angeles within today, or you will jump out of the window in front of you!"

After he finished speaking, he made an arc gesture: "Swoosh!"

"Like this?" Huang Shaohong snapped his fingers and opened the window.

The man with the back of the head showed a surprised look, and suddenly six metal bone knives stabbed out of his chest, and then Jarwo raised his hands, directly inserted these things and jumped out of the window.

Huang Shaohong stood at the window and dubbed: "Ah!" After speaking, he poked his head out, looked at the man with the back of his head who was being stabbed by Jalwo on the ground, and cursed:

"This is the genuine version, silly X!"

Huang Shaohong had already recalled the plot of this movie before, and he recognized the identity of the other party as soon as he appeared just now.

This man with the back of his head is a demon walking in the world, called "Balthazar". In the original plot, he colluded with Gabriel and killed two of Constantine's friends, one of which was the fat priest just now.

What Huang Shaohong didn't expect was that he was noticed by this guy as soon as he interacted with Constantine.

He leaned on the window sill and poked his head out to watch the fierce battle below. Throughout the whole process, 'Jalvo' fought against 'Balthazar' with his super melee ability.

Of course, 'Balthazar' is not that good either, the fluctuation of the power of darkness on his body is far more than that of Jalwo, but his melee attack hit Lao Jia's fart without causing pain to himself who was still shocked by the shock.

After being stabbed more than a dozen times by the alloy bone knife, 'Balthazar' also knew that it would be useless to continue beating, and directly turned into a black smoke in the shape of a skull, and then slowly dissipated.

At this time, the fight not only attracted the passers-by around, but also attracted the police. A patrolling police car came and stopped in front of the building with its siren whistling. Two policemen got out of the police car and pointed their guns at Jalwo. , ordered him to put his hands behind his head and lie on the ground.

Huang Shaohong directly chose to recycle the pet. Standing on the street, Lao Jia, his body faintly blurred, returned to the pet space. Such a change made passers-by and the police all exclaimed.

Huang Shaohong closed the window, let Jarwo out, and asked, "How do you feel about that guy?"

Jarwo looked a little serious: "Master, you have to be careful, this man is very powerful, if I hadn't received the modification of the 'Adelman Alloy' bone, I would definitely have died in his hands!"

"During the battle just now, illusions kept popping up in my mind. Thanks to my werewolf physique, I have a beast's intuition and a certain resistance to dark magic. Coupled with the protective ability of Edman's bones, this can keep pressing me. He hit!"

"However, if I fight to the end, I don't have the ability to deal with the opponent. Ordinary physical attacks can't kill him!"

Huang Shaohong nodded: "I will be careful!"

With the matter of 'Balthazar', Huang Shaohong didn't put Jalwo away. With Lao Jia by his side, he could always help him restrain those demons from hell, at least it could serve as a warning.

Huang Shaohong thought about it for a while in the room. He felt that if he wanted to get the angel's blood, he had to rely on Constantine's power. Instead of passively waiting for him to make friends with him, it is better to take the initiative and talk to the other party straight to the point.

When the governor was released, he was allowed to hack into the Los Angeles police system through the wireless network, and found the address of the Constantine level, and then changed into a handmade suit. Then he took Jarvo out of the building and called a car. The taxi gave the address the governor found.

Sitting in the taxi, Huang Shaohong recalled the information about Constantine in his mind. In the comics, this is a character who eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles and smokes all kinds of poisons. Of course, the other party is definitely a powerful exorcist. It is said that his family’s magical blood can be traced back to To the time of King Arthur and Merlin.

In this "Hell Detective" movie, the legendary exorcist lost some of his bad habits and became a down-and-out exorcist who had to take two sips and two drinks, and his ability was also weakened a lot.

Huang Shaohong felt that although the "Constantine" in this world was not as good as the Zhakang in the comics, the other party's potential was definitely worth investing in, and there might be unexpected gains.

When they arrived at Constantine's house, Huang Shaohong led Jalvo to the door and did not knock on the door. Instead, he put his hand on the doorknob, and the door lock opened automatically under the control of his ability.

Huang Shaohong pushed open the door, and as soon as he stepped in, a fist hit his eyes.

Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand and grabbed the opponent's fist, and said, "Hey, I think we can talk!"

It was Constantine who was behind the door, and he was taken aback when he saw the person coming: "It's you? How did you find this place?"

Although Constantine had a vigilant look on his face, he withdrew his fist and turned sideways to let Huang Shaohong in.

But when Jarvo behind Huang Shaohong came in, Constantine's eyes narrowed, and he roared angrily, "Chop Suey, this is not where you came from!"

As he said that, he punched him directly with his left hand, hitting Jarwo on the forehead.

Huang Shaohong grinned when he saw it, and hit Lao Jia's 'Edelman Alloy Head' Zha Kang with all his fists, how fierce it was.

Sure enough, he heard the sound of "dong", and Constantine grinned and shook his hands. He quickly took out the golden cross knuckle from his pocket, put it on his right hand, and quickly shot, another right uppercut with all his strength.

Five minutes later, Constantine struggled to pull a cigarette out of the cigarette case in front of him with trembling hands wrapped in bandages.

Huang Shaohong took out one for him with a funny face, put it in his mouth, and then lit it for him with a lighter:

"I said you are too impulsive. This is my werewolf guard. His bones have been transformed with metal. Hitting his head with your fist is no different from self-mutilation!"

"Wolfman?"

Constantine glanced at Jalwo curiously, and then said angrily to Huang Shaohong: "Then you didn't say it earlier!"

"Did you give me a chance?"

Huang Shaohong took a cigarette from the cigarette case on the table, lit it for himself, took a good puff, then pulled a stool and sat opposite Constantine.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Huang Shaohong, I just came to the United States not long ago, I"

"I know what you want!" Constantine made a stop gesture before he finished speaking, then got up and walked towards the cabinet behind him.

He took out a black leather suitcase from the cabinet, and then walked over and put it directly in front of Huang Shaohong. When the suitcase fell on the table, it made a muffled 'boom' sound, and it looked heavy.

"I don't know which exorcist you got my address from, but although you helped me today, I won't give you a discount for it."

After he finished speaking, he opened the suitcase directly, revealing more than a dozen items inside.

Constantine pointed to a small rusty hammer about 72 centimeters long and said, "King Solomon's hammer has the ability to subdue [-] demon gods. This is cheap for you. I only charge you one hundred thousand dollars!"

He pointed to another scimitar that looked quite old and said, "Genghis Khan's scimitar has killed countless creatures. It carries the resentment of the undead. It is the weapon that exorcists dream of. It is also a [-]-dollar knife!"

Huang Shaohong suddenly pointed to something like a piece of cloth in the corner of the suitcase and asked, "What is that!"

Konstantin was also taken aback, he picked up the ball of fabric with a puzzled expression, shook it off, and saw that it was a pair of men's briefs!

There was a dazed look on his face: "This is the underpants of Emperor Julius Caesar, it has the effect of dispelling evil spirits!"

Huang Shaohong raised his middle finger at him: "You are so fucking good at talking, what's the matter with the English trademark on it, and that curly hair, don't tell me it belongs to Caesar!"

Constantine blushed, and put his underwear aside: "Well, these are the underwear I didn't have time to wash when I went to New York to exorcise demons last time."

"But the other equipment in this box is good stuff. I am the best supplier of exorcist equipment on the west coast. You should have heard of 'Midnight'. It is the voodoo wizard who once fought against thirty demons alone. Even he is getting goods from me!"

Huang Shaohong blew out a smoke ring in a funny way: "But I heard that you tricked him, and all you sold were fakes!"

Constantine closed the box, with a gloomy face, full of displeasure: "So you are here to find trouble?"

Huang Shaohong shook his head, and asked word by word: "I have a big deal, do you dare to accept it?"

(End of this chapter)