Plane hunting
Chapter 85 The Funny Fat Neighbor
Chapter 85 The Funny Fat Neighbor
Coming out of the film and television props company, Huang Shaohong already had an ebony wooden box for the knife in his hand, and a certificate proving that the knife was a handicraft.
This knife cost him [-] Huaxia coins. Although it was a little expensive, it was very suitable for him. Not to mention its practicality, the most important thing is that it looks good!
That's right, this product is so exaggerated!
Zhang Qiling's 'Black Gold Ancient Knife' is very face-saving when it is taken out.
Holding the wooden box containing the knife, Huang Shaohong walked into the washroom of a shopping mall. When he came out, he had already packed the 'Black Gold Ancient Knife' into his luggage.
The business of purchasing is still not over. I found an electronic product store in the mall, first changed myself to a waterproof smart phone, then bought some useful electronic products, and finally bought a few more expensive ones. Ten thousand yuan professional aerial drone.
In order to cope with the various environments after crossing, after he came out of the shopping mall, he deliberately found a specialty store that sold outdoor survival equipment, and spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a complete set of outdoor survival equipment that was said to be imported from Germany.
Although Huang Shaohong felt that the price was a bit cheating, but the quality of these things looked really good, so he didn’t care too much. Before leaving, the owner of this outdoor survival franchise store recommended him to join a professional outdoor expedition team, and he was not hesitant. refused.
Leaving the delivery address, Huang Shaohong took a taxi back to his apartment, released Huma from the pet space, let him move around freely, and then ordered eight servings of 'beef+cod+broccoli' with his newly bought mobile phone Fitness Package'.
He ate three servings, and gave the rest to Huma. After eating, he turned on the TV, let the lion climb up in front of the sofa to watch TV, and warned him not to break other things. Only then did he start today's exercise.
Huang Shaohong has his own training plan. What he lacks now is the foundation and strength of martial arts. If he wants to regain the power of Huang Feihong in the movie world, he must continue to exercise.
Standing, stretching, boxing and kicking, and then strength training. After all these were done, Huang Shaohong took off his shirt, was shirtless and wore shorts, and began to hit the sandbags with his fists and feet.
Every punch and every kick was sent out with full force, hitting the sandbag with a 'bang bang' sound. The constant noise made Huma, who was watching cartoons, roll his eyes dissatisfied.
Huma was not the only one who was dissatisfied. When Huang Shaohong continued to hit the sandbags, the door opened and there was a "bang bang" sound.
Huang Shaohong stopped and walked over to look out through the door mirror, only to see a burly fat man outside the door, knocking on the door constantly: "Is there anyone, hurry up and open the door!"
Seeing that it was a man, Huang Shaohong didn't bother to go back to get dressed, so he opened the door shirtless and asked the fat man, "What's the matter?"
The fat man was fair and clean, and he looked less than 30 years old. He was wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, and around his neck was a big gold chain as thick as a pinky finger. He wore a beeswax bracelet in his left hand and a string of dzi beads in his right hand. There are green dragon flower arms tattooed on both arms.
Except for that big white face that looked like a fat doll, this fat man was full of a social atmosphere.
At this time, Huang Shaohong was shirtless. After this period of hard training, the muscles on his body had gradually formed, especially now that he had just finished exercising, his muscles were all in a state of congestion and stretched high, which looked a little threatening.
The fat man took a few glances at Huang Shaohong's muscles, then at his big belly, swallowed, and said softly, "What, wait for me!"
Huang Shaohong was stunned. Seeing the fat man who turned back without saying a word, he thought that this man was sick. He closed the door and continued to practice boxing. Less than 5 minutes later, the sound of slamming the door sounded again. It was louder than before.
Huang Shaohong walked over and opened the door directly. It was indeed the fat man, but this time the fat man did not come by himself. He was holding a big dog with a yellow mane in his hand, which turned out to be a majestic adult Tibetan mastiff.
Seeing the stranger, the Tibetan mastiff immediately went crazy and rushed forward to bite, but the fat man firmly pulled the dog on the leash.
This time the fat man brought the dog here, full of confidence, and directly scolded: "Boy, you are so sick, why do you tear down walls every day, ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong, don’t tell me you’re still alive Why did you make such a commotion that Fatty let my little flower die, believe it or not!"
The Tibetan Mastiff named Xiaohua saw its owner get angry, and bit it even more happily. If the fat man hadn't grabbed it desperately, he would probably rush up and commit a murder.
But the next moment something strange happened. Xiao Hua, who was still rushing forward desperately, fell silent for an instant, and looked behind Huang Shaohong vigilantly, making a whining sound from her mouth. The four dog legs didn't know whether it was excitement or fear, Unexpectedly, he trembled involuntarily, his body bent down slightly, and he was about to pounce.
The fat man didn't understand what was wrong with his pet dog. Just as he was about to check the situation, he saw a huge black lion walking over with elegant and lazy steps behind Huang Shaohong. He immediately felt the hairs all over his body explode. , the scalp is numb, and both legs are a bit uncomfortable.
Huang Shaohong saw the appearance of this person and a dog, looked back, and said 'oh', and then said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, let me introduce, this is my pet!"
Huma rolled her eyes, bared her teeth at the Tibetan mastiff who dared to disturb it to watch cartoons, and let out a low growl, and then the Tibetan mastiff called Xiaohua, which was about to pounce, suddenly fell down stiffly, except for vomiting. Other than the foam, he didn't move, as if he had been frightened to death.
The fat man was stronger than his dog, he turned his head and ran away with an 'ow', but his feet felt weak, and he fell to the ground directly, but this guy's desire to survive was too strong, so he ran away rolling and crawling with his hands and feet!
Huang Shaohong didn't know whether to laugh or cry, carefully checked the Tibetan mastiff lying on the ground, and found that he was indeed not breathing. He thought to himself that he had encountered a fake Tibetan mastiff. From time to time, he said that a creature like a Tibetan mastiff would dare to charge upwards when it saw a lion or tiger? I was scared to death!
Turning around, he patted Huma with his palm: "Look at you, you scared the dog to death!"
Huma gave his master a humane look, walked slowly and turned around, and was about to go back and continue watching cartoons.
"What a fart you are, they are going to call the police, and they will arrest you in a while!" Huang Shaohong closed the door, and then put Huma in the pet space. As for the dog outside, he had better not move it. When the fat man came back, he collected the corpse himself.
Facts have proved that he was right. The practice of finding the police uncle has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Less than half an hour later, there was another knock on the door, and a serious voice came in from outside:
"Is anyone there? We are the police, please cooperate and open the door!"
Huang Shaohong knew that he couldn't escape, so he looked around the room to make sure that everything that could not be seen had been packed into his luggage, and then he walked over and opened the door.
Sure enough, behind the three policemen, the fat man was hugging his little flower 'with teary eyes'!
"It's him, it's the black lion he raised that scared my little flower to death!" The fat man pointed at Huang Shaohong and hopped his feet, but he looked nervously into the room, as if he was going to run away when Huma came out. .
A policeman turned his head and glared at him: "Why don't you do it yourself?"
The fat man immediately persuaded: "You come, you come!"
The leading policeman took out his ID and gave Huang Shaohong a look: "Hello, we are from the district police station. Someone complained that you kept wild animals in the residential area. Can you take us in to have a look?"
Huang Shaohong glanced at the ID, and it turned out to be Qu Liqin, the deputy director of the nearby police station, and he nodded immediately: "Hi Director Qu, there may be a misunderstanding about this matter, you just take care of it, how can I raise it at home?" Where are the beasts!"
Then he made a gesture of please, and led the way ahead. Those policemen also meant the same thing. If there was a lion, they would not be able to bear it. One of the young policemen even took out his pistol.
The four rooms and two halls were quickly completed, and there was no sign of a beast. The three policemen all gave the fat man a look, and the latter called Qu: "Impossible, he was still there just now. Look, my little flower was scared to death." Already!"
Huang Shaohong laughed and said: "I said you read it wrong, and is your dog a Tibetan mastiff? How can you be scared to death so easily!"
The fat man showed a sad expression on his face: "My little flower has a congenital heart disease, you make noise all day long, I just want to take it out to scare you, who would have thought of that?"
Deputy director Qu Liqin raised his eyebrows: "People are all dogs, how did you turn it around? Also, I said, do you know that large dogs are not allowed in urban areas, and you even brought a Tibetan mastiff to scare you?" Others, if it’s over, they still report to the false police, don’t say anything, and go to the office with me!”
"Ah..." the fat man was dumbfounded, and said aggrievedly, "I'm a victim!"
A police officer scolded, "What victim? Where is the lion? You, on the other hand, set dogs to scare people and have tattoos. You don't look like a good person!"
The fat man was about to cry: "I wear flowery gloves on my arms, not tattoos!" As he spoke, he stroked his two arms and took off two transparent sleeves with blue dragon patterns.
Huang Shaohong also understood what was going on now. It should be that his own martial arts practice had affected his neighbors. As a result, this funny fat man even brought a Tibetan mastiff with heart disease to scare himself.
He also knew that there was something wrong with this matter, so he persuaded:
"Comrade policeman, forget it, I'm also to blame for this matter, maybe I affected this buddy when I was exercising, I just need to pay more attention next time!"
Deputy director Qu looked at Huang Shaohong's fitness equipment, and nodded: "That's fine, you two are neighbors, so talk about things, if there is any conflict, don't deal with it yourself, remember to call the police!"
Maybe he also felt that this kind of neighborhood dispute was not a big deal, so after explaining something, the three policemen took the elevator downstairs.
Huang Shaohong was a little embarrassed and said to the fat man with a mournful face: "I said buddy, how much is your dog, why don't I compensate you? It's up to me to talk about it. I didn't consider the neighbor's feelings when I was exercising. When I turn around, I will pay you back." Get some soundproofing in the room and it won't be so loud!"
The fat man thought about it for a while and felt that he was not doing well in this matter, so he shook his head: "Forget it, we don't know each other, I think you are quite reasonable, as long as you keep your voice down in the future, you will be fine." It's just a pity that I raised Xiaohua since I was a child, but I didn't expect it to happen."
Seeing that the fat man was sad, Huang Shaohong said a few more words of apology, and then asked puzzled: "Why did you leave without saying a word when you first knocked on the door?"
The fat man smiled wryly: "If you don't show off your muscles, how can I go back and bring Xiaohua out to strengthen my courage!"
Huang Shaohong is happy, his feelings are tall and big, but he is timid!
After the fat man returned, Huang Shaohong stopped practicing. He contacted the decoration company to install sound insulation measures in his gym, and then resumed exercising.
After a few more days, a month finally came. Huang Shaohong, who received the notification from the system, resolutely chose 'login on the main body'.
(End of this chapter)
Coming out of the film and television props company, Huang Shaohong already had an ebony wooden box for the knife in his hand, and a certificate proving that the knife was a handicraft.
This knife cost him [-] Huaxia coins. Although it was a little expensive, it was very suitable for him. Not to mention its practicality, the most important thing is that it looks good!
That's right, this product is so exaggerated!
Zhang Qiling's 'Black Gold Ancient Knife' is very face-saving when it is taken out.
Holding the wooden box containing the knife, Huang Shaohong walked into the washroom of a shopping mall. When he came out, he had already packed the 'Black Gold Ancient Knife' into his luggage.
The business of purchasing is still not over. I found an electronic product store in the mall, first changed myself to a waterproof smart phone, then bought some useful electronic products, and finally bought a few more expensive ones. Ten thousand yuan professional aerial drone.
In order to cope with the various environments after crossing, after he came out of the shopping mall, he deliberately found a specialty store that sold outdoor survival equipment, and spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a complete set of outdoor survival equipment that was said to be imported from Germany.
Although Huang Shaohong felt that the price was a bit cheating, but the quality of these things looked really good, so he didn’t care too much. Before leaving, the owner of this outdoor survival franchise store recommended him to join a professional outdoor expedition team, and he was not hesitant. refused.
Leaving the delivery address, Huang Shaohong took a taxi back to his apartment, released Huma from the pet space, let him move around freely, and then ordered eight servings of 'beef+cod+broccoli' with his newly bought mobile phone Fitness Package'.
He ate three servings, and gave the rest to Huma. After eating, he turned on the TV, let the lion climb up in front of the sofa to watch TV, and warned him not to break other things. Only then did he start today's exercise.
Huang Shaohong has his own training plan. What he lacks now is the foundation and strength of martial arts. If he wants to regain the power of Huang Feihong in the movie world, he must continue to exercise.
Standing, stretching, boxing and kicking, and then strength training. After all these were done, Huang Shaohong took off his shirt, was shirtless and wore shorts, and began to hit the sandbags with his fists and feet.
Every punch and every kick was sent out with full force, hitting the sandbag with a 'bang bang' sound. The constant noise made Huma, who was watching cartoons, roll his eyes dissatisfied.
Huma was not the only one who was dissatisfied. When Huang Shaohong continued to hit the sandbags, the door opened and there was a "bang bang" sound.
Huang Shaohong stopped and walked over to look out through the door mirror, only to see a burly fat man outside the door, knocking on the door constantly: "Is there anyone, hurry up and open the door!"
Seeing that it was a man, Huang Shaohong didn't bother to go back to get dressed, so he opened the door shirtless and asked the fat man, "What's the matter?"
The fat man was fair and clean, and he looked less than 30 years old. He was wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, and around his neck was a big gold chain as thick as a pinky finger. He wore a beeswax bracelet in his left hand and a string of dzi beads in his right hand. There are green dragon flower arms tattooed on both arms.
Except for that big white face that looked like a fat doll, this fat man was full of a social atmosphere.
At this time, Huang Shaohong was shirtless. After this period of hard training, the muscles on his body had gradually formed, especially now that he had just finished exercising, his muscles were all in a state of congestion and stretched high, which looked a little threatening.
The fat man took a few glances at Huang Shaohong's muscles, then at his big belly, swallowed, and said softly, "What, wait for me!"
Huang Shaohong was stunned. Seeing the fat man who turned back without saying a word, he thought that this man was sick. He closed the door and continued to practice boxing. Less than 5 minutes later, the sound of slamming the door sounded again. It was louder than before.
Huang Shaohong walked over and opened the door directly. It was indeed the fat man, but this time the fat man did not come by himself. He was holding a big dog with a yellow mane in his hand, which turned out to be a majestic adult Tibetan mastiff.
Seeing the stranger, the Tibetan mastiff immediately went crazy and rushed forward to bite, but the fat man firmly pulled the dog on the leash.
This time the fat man brought the dog here, full of confidence, and directly scolded: "Boy, you are so sick, why do you tear down walls every day, ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong, don’t tell me you’re still alive Why did you make such a commotion that Fatty let my little flower die, believe it or not!"
The Tibetan Mastiff named Xiaohua saw its owner get angry, and bit it even more happily. If the fat man hadn't grabbed it desperately, he would probably rush up and commit a murder.
But the next moment something strange happened. Xiao Hua, who was still rushing forward desperately, fell silent for an instant, and looked behind Huang Shaohong vigilantly, making a whining sound from her mouth. The four dog legs didn't know whether it was excitement or fear, Unexpectedly, he trembled involuntarily, his body bent down slightly, and he was about to pounce.
The fat man didn't understand what was wrong with his pet dog. Just as he was about to check the situation, he saw a huge black lion walking over with elegant and lazy steps behind Huang Shaohong. He immediately felt the hairs all over his body explode. , the scalp is numb, and both legs are a bit uncomfortable.
Huang Shaohong saw the appearance of this person and a dog, looked back, and said 'oh', and then said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, let me introduce, this is my pet!"
Huma rolled her eyes, bared her teeth at the Tibetan mastiff who dared to disturb it to watch cartoons, and let out a low growl, and then the Tibetan mastiff called Xiaohua, which was about to pounce, suddenly fell down stiffly, except for vomiting. Other than the foam, he didn't move, as if he had been frightened to death.
The fat man was stronger than his dog, he turned his head and ran away with an 'ow', but his feet felt weak, and he fell to the ground directly, but this guy's desire to survive was too strong, so he ran away rolling and crawling with his hands and feet!
Huang Shaohong didn't know whether to laugh or cry, carefully checked the Tibetan mastiff lying on the ground, and found that he was indeed not breathing. He thought to himself that he had encountered a fake Tibetan mastiff. From time to time, he said that a creature like a Tibetan mastiff would dare to charge upwards when it saw a lion or tiger? I was scared to death!
Turning around, he patted Huma with his palm: "Look at you, you scared the dog to death!"
Huma gave his master a humane look, walked slowly and turned around, and was about to go back and continue watching cartoons.
"What a fart you are, they are going to call the police, and they will arrest you in a while!" Huang Shaohong closed the door, and then put Huma in the pet space. As for the dog outside, he had better not move it. When the fat man came back, he collected the corpse himself.
Facts have proved that he was right. The practice of finding the police uncle has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Less than half an hour later, there was another knock on the door, and a serious voice came in from outside:
"Is anyone there? We are the police, please cooperate and open the door!"
Huang Shaohong knew that he couldn't escape, so he looked around the room to make sure that everything that could not be seen had been packed into his luggage, and then he walked over and opened the door.
Sure enough, behind the three policemen, the fat man was hugging his little flower 'with teary eyes'!
"It's him, it's the black lion he raised that scared my little flower to death!" The fat man pointed at Huang Shaohong and hopped his feet, but he looked nervously into the room, as if he was going to run away when Huma came out. .
A policeman turned his head and glared at him: "Why don't you do it yourself?"
The fat man immediately persuaded: "You come, you come!"
The leading policeman took out his ID and gave Huang Shaohong a look: "Hello, we are from the district police station. Someone complained that you kept wild animals in the residential area. Can you take us in to have a look?"
Huang Shaohong glanced at the ID, and it turned out to be Qu Liqin, the deputy director of the nearby police station, and he nodded immediately: "Hi Director Qu, there may be a misunderstanding about this matter, you just take care of it, how can I raise it at home?" Where are the beasts!"
Then he made a gesture of please, and led the way ahead. Those policemen also meant the same thing. If there was a lion, they would not be able to bear it. One of the young policemen even took out his pistol.
The four rooms and two halls were quickly completed, and there was no sign of a beast. The three policemen all gave the fat man a look, and the latter called Qu: "Impossible, he was still there just now. Look, my little flower was scared to death." Already!"
Huang Shaohong laughed and said: "I said you read it wrong, and is your dog a Tibetan mastiff? How can you be scared to death so easily!"
The fat man showed a sad expression on his face: "My little flower has a congenital heart disease, you make noise all day long, I just want to take it out to scare you, who would have thought of that?"
Deputy director Qu Liqin raised his eyebrows: "People are all dogs, how did you turn it around? Also, I said, do you know that large dogs are not allowed in urban areas, and you even brought a Tibetan mastiff to scare you?" Others, if it’s over, they still report to the false police, don’t say anything, and go to the office with me!”
"Ah..." the fat man was dumbfounded, and said aggrievedly, "I'm a victim!"
A police officer scolded, "What victim? Where is the lion? You, on the other hand, set dogs to scare people and have tattoos. You don't look like a good person!"
The fat man was about to cry: "I wear flowery gloves on my arms, not tattoos!" As he spoke, he stroked his two arms and took off two transparent sleeves with blue dragon patterns.
Huang Shaohong also understood what was going on now. It should be that his own martial arts practice had affected his neighbors. As a result, this funny fat man even brought a Tibetan mastiff with heart disease to scare himself.
He also knew that there was something wrong with this matter, so he persuaded:
"Comrade policeman, forget it, I'm also to blame for this matter, maybe I affected this buddy when I was exercising, I just need to pay more attention next time!"
Deputy director Qu looked at Huang Shaohong's fitness equipment, and nodded: "That's fine, you two are neighbors, so talk about things, if there is any conflict, don't deal with it yourself, remember to call the police!"
Maybe he also felt that this kind of neighborhood dispute was not a big deal, so after explaining something, the three policemen took the elevator downstairs.
Huang Shaohong was a little embarrassed and said to the fat man with a mournful face: "I said buddy, how much is your dog, why don't I compensate you? It's up to me to talk about it. I didn't consider the neighbor's feelings when I was exercising. When I turn around, I will pay you back." Get some soundproofing in the room and it won't be so loud!"
The fat man thought about it for a while and felt that he was not doing well in this matter, so he shook his head: "Forget it, we don't know each other, I think you are quite reasonable, as long as you keep your voice down in the future, you will be fine." It's just a pity that I raised Xiaohua since I was a child, but I didn't expect it to happen."
Seeing that the fat man was sad, Huang Shaohong said a few more words of apology, and then asked puzzled: "Why did you leave without saying a word when you first knocked on the door?"
The fat man smiled wryly: "If you don't show off your muscles, how can I go back and bring Xiaohua out to strengthen my courage!"
Huang Shaohong is happy, his feelings are tall and big, but he is timid!
After the fat man returned, Huang Shaohong stopped practicing. He contacted the decoration company to install sound insulation measures in his gym, and then resumed exercising.
After a few more days, a month finally came. Huang Shaohong, who received the notification from the system, resolutely chose 'login on the main body'.
(End of this chapter)
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