Reborn back to 1986

Chapter 161 How about being my pony (1)
Both blushed, Gong Mingming quickly bent down to pick it up, and rushed out of the classroom without saying a word.The students who saw this scene couldn't help laughing in their hearts, but on the surface they had to endure it, and they were almost suffocating internal injuries.

They are now at the age when they are full of curiosity about the opposite sex and are quite sensitive to physiological issues.If there is a slight disturbance, the whole class of the union will know about it after a while.The pair's bad jokes kept everyone entertained for days, until another anecdote took over.

The Chinese teacher of the first-year group is a dry little old man in his 50s with a paralyzed face and a poisonous mouth. He has never shown a smile since the first class.In class, the voice is very low, if you don't listen carefully, you can't hear clearly, so his class is always quiet.

This day, the old man finished his class, closed his textbooks, and walked down the podium slowly. You should know that this kind of movement is very rare. Usually, he just sits there without moving after the class, and he leaves when the bell rings. .

It is precisely because of this habit that everyone expressed great curiosity about his actions and cast their eyes on him.He only walked a few steps and stopped in front of the first row of seats against the wall on the right, and said to the two students sitting there with his face still paralyzed in a low voice: "You two have finished a class, let's do it!" Have you had fun yet?"

People with a little more complicated thinking will inevitably have imaginations when they hear this sentence, and those with simple thinking may not care about it, but the next sentence is quite difficult without thinking too much.

After saying this, both of them lowered their heads and remained silent.The old man flipped through their textbooks and glanced at the names on it, "Pang Hui, Xie Liang, Pang Xie. Crab, you two are really a couple." This may not be a big deal for adults, but for this age For some students, it is a very serious sentence.

The name of crab suddenly became the most frequently called word in Class [-]. No one knew what Pang Hui and Xie Liang did in class except the old man. blush.This undoubtedly gave people unlimited room for reverie, and soon the two became the recognized class pair of the fourth class.

Also because of this incident, the old Chinese man became the most difficult to fool among all the teachers, and he was very energetic in his classes, for fear of being swept away by his poisonous tongue.This kind of serious attitude still doesn't get the slightest smile from the teacher with facial paralysis, and he behaves as usual.

I don't know who said such a sentence, routines are used to break.The Chinese teacher's facial paralysis finally failed once.It is none other than Li Yan who completed this difficult task.

It was a misunderstanding to say that this matter was a misunderstanding. At that time, the classical Chinese class "The Wife of the Sheep" was being taught, and the old man had someone translate the content of the text. The students who had been called before seemed dissatisfied, so they came to Li Yan.There is only one part of the translated content, which is what Leyangzi’s wife used to teach her husband with the cloth she wove. The general idea is that the wife took a knife to the loom and said that these cloths are all born from silkworm cocoons, one by one. Only when the silk is accumulated inch by inch can it become a piece of silk.Now if you cut it off, you will discard the results and waste time.You accumulate knowledge every day, and in the end you can achieve something.If you come back halfway, what is the difference with cutting the weaving silk?
Li Yan’s previous explanations were pretty good. When it came to the last sentence, Mr. Baizi changed the word’皮’ (bó) into (jǐn). When there is no mistake?The problem is that as soon as she finished translating, the whole class burst into laughter.

The old man's facial paralysis, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, also loosened. The muscles of his entire face were changing, and the corners of his mouth were obviously smirking.

Li Yan was overwhelmed by laughter, and thought about the last sentence, "What's the difference between cutting the weaving silk?" 'Is the translation correct?
Xia Dongchu reminded her in a low voice across the aisle: "That's not 'myself', and it's not the throat. Do you want to commit suicide?"

Li Yan was embarrassed immediately.

Since the incident of "cutting myself off", the Chinese old man can always call Li Yan's name to answer questions every time he goes to class.Every time she saw her stand up, her mouth would twitch, and Li Yan was always worried that he might have a stroke.

Besides, as soon as the Chinese was over, school was over at noon. When Li Yan came back from eating at home, she burst into laughter as soon as she entered the classroom.

"Yo, the man who cut himself has returned."

Li Yan was happy without being tense: "It's okay, you haven't laughed enough yet?" These guys have caught the joke again, and it is estimated that if you don't laugh enough, it will not be over.

"I said brother, why are there so many beauties in your class? I want to change shift." This sudden sentence interrupted the laughter.

Li Yan restrained her expression, walked to her seat and sat down, turned on the math and began to do homework after class.Turning a blind eye to the outsider sitting upside down in the front seat.

Feng Ning glared at his younger brother: "You have been here for such a long time, go back to your own class, our classmates are coming back soon."

"I'll wait a little longer." Feng Bo ignored his brother's advice, and threw an eraser on Li Yan's desk to attract her attention: "Hey, don't just focus on studying, let's talk for a while?"

Li Yan didn't want to talk to him, and didn't raise her eyelids.But some people just don't understand the rejection of others.Seeing that she didn't look up, Feng Bo tapped the table with his finger: "Hi."

Feng Ning interrupted his continued harassment, and warned in a low voice: "Okay, Feng Bo, don't make trouble anymore, go back quickly."

"Let go, what does it have to do with you if I talk to her?" Feng Bo was also a little annoyed, and tried his best to break away from his hand.

Feng Ning was blocked without saying a word, and stared at him with his neck bent.

His elder brother is really useless, and his younger brother doesn't like him at all.Li Yan secretly sighed in her heart, raised her head helplessly, still holding the pen in her hand, frowned slightly and said to Feng Bo: "What do you want to say to me?"

As soon as she heard her voice, Feng Bo regained his spirits immediately, brushed his hair on his forehead handsomely, and imitated the plots in Hong Kong and Taiwan movies: "Li Yan, do you think I'm handsome? How about being my slut?" ?”

Dare to say such things, do you really think of yourself as a gangster in society?Li Yan still had an indifferent expression, without even blinking, said: "I'm not interested." There's no need to hide, no need to hide, and straightforwardly refuse to see how you continue to pick up.

Feng Bo is used to running rampant in the same year group. Most girls are terrified of him. He thinks that Bu Zi is already brave enough to say 'no' in front of so many classmates. He can't think of anyone who is more daring than her .More precisely, this should be called calm.She didn't tremble or tremble, her tone was quite calm, neither angry nor angry, as if this matter had nothing to do with her.

Since the last time she bumped into his arms, Feng Bo has been fascinated, thinking that this girl named Li Yan is more attractive to him than Bu Zi.Sure enough, she didn't disappoint him, which was really special.

(End of this chapter)