The king of all people

Chapter 155 Do you often masturbate?
Li Xian is an entertainer who became a monk halfway through.Before his debut, he did not have any artistic knowledge base, nor did he have deep insights into acting and singing skills.

Therefore, it is reasonable for the schoolboy to ask such a question.Even some teachers who were familiar with Li Xian in the past showed doubts. When Li Xian was studying, they never found out that he had any artistic talents?Besides, he didn't go to college, and he didn't have professional training, so why is he now in the realm of winning the best actor?

When asked this way, some teachers and students who didn't like Li Xian immediately burst into laughter. They instinctively thought... Li Xian's popularity was an accident, and it was just luck that he won the professional award.In any case, Li Xian is just a "vase" in the entertainment industry with no solid basic skills and no real strength.

It's just that, except for Li Xian, no one in this world knows that Li Xian has a heaven-defying system that he carries with him.expertise?firsthand experience?These seemingly difficult problems will all be solved under the "Astrology" system!What's more, before Li Xian was reborn, he was also an extra who had acted in extras for 14 years. He had never been a pig's foot and had seen a pig run.

"I personally think that there are no fixed boundaries for acting and singing skills, and I never think that my current singing and acting skills have reached the level of proficiency. An actor, literally, is not difficult to understand. It is to perform the story To provide the audience to watch. I think your qualifications are very suitable for the industry of actors. I want to tell you one thing-acting is a matter of different opinions. Find the most appropriate routine. One day you will make the audience participate in your performance. Go, that's success."

Li Xian's explanation was easy to understand. He didn't state too much professional knowledge, but let the boy understand in the simplest and most practical way how to improve his acting or singing skills in a short period of time.

The few teachers and students who had been optimistic about the show before couldn't hold back their face. They didn't expect that Li Xian would shut their mouths with a few simple words.Yes, what is the use of professional knowledge?As an artist, no matter how poor his theoretical foundation is, as long as the audience can be substituted into the story, he will be successful enough.

"I understand, Senior Li Xian. Thank you for your guidance. I believe that we may meet on a certain stage in a short time." The school grass boy smiled confidently, thanked Li Xian and sat back to the chair.

The problem continues.After that, several girls were very concerned about Li Xian's love life, and asked him if he had a girlfriend, acting like a pervert.In addition, there are several boys who are very related to Li Xian's life changes before and after becoming famous, and want to feel the great sense of accomplishment after becoming popular from him.

The time advanced to 9:30 in the evening, and the campus reporter picked up the microphone to remind all the teachers and students: "Everyone, teachers and students, I am sorry to inform you that now you only have time for one last question... Senior Li Xian is very busy with work , I will go to other places overnight to participate in a business event tomorrow morning. I hope everyone can understand each other and seize the opportunity."

The crowd suddenly became crowded with each other, as if it had become a boiling cauldron.They could all understand that Li Xian was short on time as an artist and couldn't stay in school to teach them by precepts and deeds, but there was one last question left so soon, and they were caught off guard like never before.

In the end, the last lucky one fell to a pure girl with a beautiful appearance who somewhat resembles the well-known actress Brigitte Lin.

Li Xian also saw the girl's appearance, and sighed in his heart that the quality of the students in Sanmen No. [-] Middle School is not bad, all of them are handsome and graceful... The girl's eyes are very big, shining with agility, Li Xian waited patiently for her question, but what he did not expect was...

"Senior Li Xian, good evening. You are so handsome and have such a good figure. May I ask how you usually meet your physical needs? Do you often masturbate?" The girl with a pure and sweet appearance detonated the whole three The large playground of Menyi Middle School.

Li Xian was really stunned by these students... First she told him that she wanted to marry him, but now this girl asked him without blushing and heartbeat if he often masturbates... Could it be that he just came back from Mars?Why are girls nowadays so aggressive? What about the traditional virtue of Chinese women—reservation?
The old saying is true: women at the foot of the mountain are like tigers, like tigers!
"I...cough, I really like masturbation. There is a casino near our house. I often play interactive games in my spare time. Masturbation is a shooting game in that playground. "

Li Xian's unconstrained answers made the audience laugh, and many boys showed a wretched smile of "you know"... Faced with such a private topic, Li Xian's ingenious answer added a kind of closeness to the people for him sense, won further praise and applause.

The much-anticipated last question just passed by in vain. Although most people admire the beauty of this innocent girl, although she is beautiful, she can't waste the hard-earned opportunity to ask questions like this... ...Of course, those who have this idea are generally female students.

Some restless male compatriots have already begun to try it out, planning to find this unrestrained female classmate after the lecture, and discuss with each other further the mysterious issues between the two (he) sexes.

After the questioning session ended, Li Xian and all the teachers and students present today took a family photo in front of the five-star red flag of Sanmen No. [-] Middle School.The next time I return to this place where he lived for three years, I don't know when it will be...

After waving goodbye to the enthusiastic juniors, Li Xian took advantage of the night to rush to his hometown accompanied by Yang Yang and Xiao Ruichao.It has been more than half a year since the Chinese New Year. I haven't seen my parents at home for so long. Li Xian has always missed them very much.

Since having Li Xian's stable financial support, Li Daishuang's career is getting bigger and bigger.The former small factory has been gradually upgraded, and some time ago, it has started to establish a branch factory in TZ city.It can be said that the life of the family of three is rapidly improving in a thriving manner.

After staying at home for a day, Li Xian had to reluctantly bid farewell to his parents.Recently, the two film and television works "Shaolin Soccer" and "Love Through Time and Space" that he shot before have basically completed post-production, and will soon launch a full-fledged promotional activity.As the leading actor and supporting actor, his schedule will definitely be fully arranged.

On the other hand, the movie "Mobile Phone" is currently in the final stage. After filming the last few scenes, Li Xian can end the three-month filming time and devote himself to his new work.

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