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Chapter 353 The Unbearable Smile

Chapter 353 The Unbearable Smile
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"Share with all mobile phone holders!"

In more than a dozen movie theaters here and there, some Americans with different mentalities have found their seats, and are ready to really examine this Chinese comedy movie from the first second.

Among them, some of them were aroused by Li Xian's remarks on Facebook, and the rest of them were really not used to Li Xian's sentence, "If you haven't seen this movie, please close it." Mouth it' This gunpowder-flavored remark.

Are you crazy?

Well, after all the elements of the shoddy film "Mobile" are sorted out, let's see what arrogant capital you still have!

Sure enough, the film's opening scene made them more determined.

"Where did this aboriginal vulgar film come from? This is a fatal insult to our senses!" Several young people sitting in the front row couldn't help shouting.

"No wonder the title of the film is called "Mobile Phone". The picture quality is as if it was recorded with a mobile phone!" Several senior film critics complained cursingly, they are used to watching blockbuster special effects films, they? ?

"Damn it! I don't want to see such a backward and outdated place..." Groups of middle-aged women pinched their noses and shook their heads like a rattle drum.

However, since they have spent money to enter the theater, many people still choose to sit here and watch the follow-up development of this bad movie.For them, although this is an extremely tormenting movie-watching experience, it is also convenient for them to collect the endless low-quality elements in "Mobile".

After the screening, they will immediately log on to Facebook and use these well-documented conditions to viciously satirize the Chinese artist who speaks without restraint!
The plot gradually advances with the camera. Due to the differences between Eastern and Western cultures, the opening segment of "Mobile Phone", which is quite boring in the eyes of Americans, has finally been played...

The scene is still a rural town full of brick and tile rice fields, but the characters on the screen have grown from children to adults.

Squeak, squeak...

The sound of rusty iron chain rubbing came, accompanied by a black sorghum bicycle from far to near, disguised as more than ten years old, wearing a straw hat, appeared in front of this group of cursing Americans .

"Niu Sanjin, Niu Sanjin! Your wife's name is Lu Guihua. Lu Guihua asked me to ask, have you been back recently?"

In this scene, Yan Shou and a group of Lv Guihua pass on a message for her husband, Niu Sanjin. After being played repeatedly by the loudspeakers of the Sankuang, it turns into a catchy folk song, which is spread among the miners of the Sankuang and the town. among.

"What kind of inexplicable thing is this!" Some people who didn't put their minds on the movie at all yelled again. In their eyes, "Mobile Phone" has been telling incomprehensible and chaotic stories from the beginning to the present.

However, compared to these ordinary audiences who didn't plan to read the movie carefully, those film critics who worked for the movie frowned unexpectedly.

The calm and waveless emotions suddenly became tangled.

They don't know much about Li Xian, a Chinese artist, but they have more or less searched for his related information on the Internet in the past few days... a big boy who is only about 20 years old, pretending to be an old fritter who has stepped into the society for many years I didn't have much feeling of peacekeeping...

The shabby straw hat, the hoarse voice mixed with vicissitudes, and the smile on the corner of the mouth that seems to have been glamorized by the years, even made this group of film critics who have always been harsh and vipers a little frightened!
In case, the following plot is really "worthy of the crew's investment" as Li Xian described, then this movie may really not be described as an unprecedented bad movie...

"Let's continue watching. It's just a few static close-ups. I can only say that it's quite satisfactory." Relieved, these surprised film critics forced themselves to calm down first. Before the film is finished, they must first stabilize their position .

The movie continues.

Under the lens of Feng Xiaogang's flashback technique, Yan Shouyi returned to the modern city full of feasting and feasting.Immediately afterwards, this film, which has been a humorous comedy from the beginning, finally ushered in the first wave of scenes full of laughs.

Yan Shouyi took Shen Xue, another mistress behind his lover, on a train heading south on a business trip. In order to make the beauty laugh, Yan Shouyi, who grew up in Henan since he was a child, told a childhood joke: "A Henan native, useless, always going out Enraged, he practiced push-ups at home every day. His father asked: "Baby, what are you doing?" Then he replied: I learned from TV and practiced my pectoralis major, just dropped! His father slapped him with his head in his pocket: Practice is useless, and no matter how much you practice, you will not be as big as your sister..."

The jokes with a yellow accent are still full of laughter after being dubbed in English.Then, a weird scene appeared in the theater...

Almost everyone's faces turned red, but no one took the lead in laughing.

The self-proclaimed noble Americans are unwilling to admit that they will actually be amused by this "Mobile Phone", which is regarded as a garbage movie from the beginning to the end.

Forbearance, they don't believe that there is a funny scene behind the movie that can break their palace!

With this attitude of suppressing themselves, the Americans bit the bullet and returned to the movie world of "Mobile Phone" again...

The "One Talk One" column is holding a planning meeting.

In the meeting room, the audience calls from outside can still be heard.The male and female directors played by five or six extras and Yan Shouyi played by Li Xian sat at the table and on the sofa.Fei Mo was wearing a Chinese padded jacket, sitting on a rattan chair, condescendingly commenting on the show.

"Last time I said that doing a show is like shopping in a supermarket. This time I will say that making a show is like mixing carrots..."

At this moment, a male director's cell phone rang, and everyone who was discussing the program stopped speaking with interest.

"Yes... ah... ok... oh... cough (pause)... I hear you." The male choreographer faltered in an inexplicable tone, and everyone in the conference hall turned their ears up, wanting to see what he was talking about Telephone.

Yan Shouyi was a little excited: "It must be a woman!" I can translate.

In fact, this group of shots was also a joke in the original "Mobile Phone", but now these Americans are determined not to admit this film, and naturally pick out the so-called flaws in it.

"It's just so-so! This line of refusal and welcome should reflect that the lover of the male director wants to have sex with him on the phone? If the entire movie of "Mobile Phone" is created by these dirty jokes Xiaoguo, it will always be a third-rate movie!"

Even the film critics who were amazed by Li Xian's contagious acting skills curled their lips in dissatisfaction: "There are many kinds of comedies. But only relying on the plot itself and the joy naturally exuded by the powerful acting skills of the actors, will you be able to enjoy it?" It is really remembered by the audience. Obviously, "Mobile" is still only in the low-level stage of relying on plots to be funny."

PS: Thanks to students from 'My Neighbor Totoro', 'General Patton', 'Momo (__San?)', '510583257' for their monthly tickets, and thanks to 'Murong Yaxue' and 'Fengyi Piaochen' for their rewards~ Merry Christmas everyone!

 Thanks to 'My Neighbor Totoro', 'General Patton', 'Momo (__San?)', '510583257' for their monthly tickets, and thanks to 'Murong Yaxue' and 'Fengyi Piaochen' for their rewards~ Merry Christmas everyone!

  
 
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