The Taoist who started alone
Chapter 226 The 4th time, the 4th time!
Chapter 226 The fourth time, the fourth time!
This Warring States tomb has four side rooms and one main room.
With the participation of Shangguan Junior One, the whole process took four hours. All the tombs were opened, and all the dangers were all quelled. Gained the respect of all nine sects!
But this is not the case. After leaving the cemetery on the first day of the junior high school, Shangguan chatted with the heads of the Nine Gates for a while before leaving contentedly.
He said he was gone, but in fact he didn't go very far. With the letter of introduction written by Master Zhang, Shangguan stayed in the Crescent Hotel after he arrived in Beijing on the first day of junior high school...
When Yi Xinyue saw him, she called a group of his men on the spot to drive him out.
As Buddha's wife, Yi Xinyue knew some things, but no matter how she looked at it, she felt that this person... was just a little rascal. Luckily, he picked up Buddha's handwriting, and then pretended to be an expert to fish in troubled waters!
In China in the 70s, although there were no mobile phones and there were very few wired telephones, the Zhang Family, the head of the Nine Gates, and the Crescent Hotel all had telephones.
After Shangguan Chuyi left, Foye called home and described Shangguan Chuyi's attire emphatically, especially emphasizing that this expert who slept in the tomb for an unknown amount of time was wearing a white Taoist robe... …
But now?
There is no one in a white Taoist uniform, only one is wearing a black T-shirt, ripped jeans, a pair of new pull-back sneakers, half-face-sized toad sunglasses, and is eating bubble gum in front of his face. , I blew a big bubble, and then my face was covered with...
Would such a person be a godly master?
A bum is almost the same!
But... when Yi Xinyue's subordinates fell in the blink of an eye, Yi Xinyue was a little uncertain: "You... are you really Shangguan Daoist? Where's your Taoist uniform?"
Shangguan Chuyi was originally going to be angry, but after hearing what he said, he sighed deeply, found a seat to sit down, and said, "Don't mention it, I was sent to the police station as soon as I got off the mountain in Taoist robes." Well, I said I was a feudal superstition... and I didn't have an ID card, and I was educated for three days before I was released. If I wore a Taoist robe again, I might not be able to get here..."
After hearing this, Yi Xinyue was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and laughed.
Shangguan Chuyi was unhappy: "Girl, don't go too far!"
Everyone was stunned, girl... Yi Xinyue is the owner of the New Moon Restaurant, and she has also reached the age of a grandmother, but this young man in her twenties actually called her... a girl?
In fact, it was only at this point that Yi Xinyue really believed in the identity of the person in front of her, because only such an immortal monster would call herself a 'little girl', right?
Yi Xinyue is not from the Nine Sects. Although she knows certain things, her awe is not as strong as that of the Nine Sects. When she knew that the person in front of her was not a mortal, her mind instantly became alive...
Within three days, she sent a group of virgins to the small courtyard of Shangguan Junior High School...
Of course, it's not to perform some kind of evil ceremony, but Yi Xinyue wants to invite Shangguan Junior One to train these little guys, not to mention all-rounders, but at any rate they can have a skill or something.
Shangguan was reluctant at the beginning, but when Yi Xinyue, a 60-year-old "little girl", brought out a long list of bills, someone had to teach them in various aspects.
I have to say that this black shop is really black. It took three years, three years, and Shangguan paid off all the bills on the first day of junior high school. After that, he disappeared into the rivers and lakes...
The earth in this world has actually entered the Dharma-ending Era. It is not that there is no spiritual energy, but it is pitifully small. Shangguan has visited many large tombs on the first day of junior high school, but he has never encountered the coexistence of spiritual energy and dragon energy, so in the end, He could only find a place full of aura and start to live in seclusion. Every day, he could add a little bit of aura.
Just like that, Shangguan Chuyi once again fell into a deep sleep, but this time... what he was wearing was not Taoist clothes, but modern clothes...
until……
He was dug out again...
The times are different, this time there is no choking smoke, but I feel someone picking my mouth...
This is too much!
He opened his eyes suddenly, and as soon as the row of abdominal muscles exerted force, his whole body bounced up, and then he stared at the group of people below and shouted: "It's not over, is it???"
The scene was quiet, and the group of people below just stared at him blankly. After about ten seconds, the first person to react was a man in a hood. He drew out his knife without saying anything. , with a big jump, he slashed towards Shangguan Chuyi!
The last time... Who was the one who used "Strength to Split Huashan" on himself?
Zhang Lingyu?No, when Luo Tian was married, that coward didn't make a move, and it wasn't 'A-Lian', he was acting the whole time... being beaten, like... an old master... I can't remember...
"clang!!!"
The knife hit, but it didn't hurt Shangguan Chuyi, because the knife was blocked by the golden light curse when the knife was [-] centimeters away from him, and the other party saw that the knife hadn't done anything, so he turned over and jumped again. After getting down, another fat man shouted: "Boyyouping, get out of the way, leave it to the fat man!"
"Suddenly..."
After finishing the shuttle, Shangguan Chuyi didn't even utter the second sentence, it just got stuck in his throat, and finally he said while the fat man was changing the magazine: "Young man... so violent Are you dry?"
Seeing that the fat man's second shuttle was about to come up again, he quickly waved his hand: "Don't fight, let's make things clear first, you... why are you here?"
This zongzi can actually communicate!
When the few people in the lead were in a daze, the people behind suddenly cursed: "Fuck! What's the point of talking with a zongzi? Fatty, fuck it!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone felt a blur in front of their eyes, and found that the rice dumpling that was still on the coffin suddenly appeared in the crowd, right in front of the person who spoke just now, and when he raised his hand, he immediately shouted with a big mouth up.
"Have you ever seen a zongzi with such a good figure? Have you ever seen such a handsome zongzi? You are so cute, have you ever seen a talking zongzi?"
Say a word and slap, and after four or five slaps, Shangguan Chuyi let out a long breath: "Now, who else says I'm a zongzi?"
No one made a sound. By now, everyone knows that this time it was an oolong. The man in front of him... is really not a zongzi, but a person. It's just that they don't quite understand that this good bed does not sleep. What are you doing sleeping in a coffin?
Seeing this group of people convinced, Shangguan Chuyi's face suddenly darkened, he glanced at them, and said darkly: "Also, just now...who picked the mouth? Let me tell you, this It's the fourth time I've been dug out, if you don't have an explanation today, we'll never end!"
(End of this chapter)
This Warring States tomb has four side rooms and one main room.
With the participation of Shangguan Junior One, the whole process took four hours. All the tombs were opened, and all the dangers were all quelled. Gained the respect of all nine sects!
But this is not the case. After leaving the cemetery on the first day of the junior high school, Shangguan chatted with the heads of the Nine Gates for a while before leaving contentedly.
He said he was gone, but in fact he didn't go very far. With the letter of introduction written by Master Zhang, Shangguan stayed in the Crescent Hotel after he arrived in Beijing on the first day of junior high school...
When Yi Xinyue saw him, she called a group of his men on the spot to drive him out.
As Buddha's wife, Yi Xinyue knew some things, but no matter how she looked at it, she felt that this person... was just a little rascal. Luckily, he picked up Buddha's handwriting, and then pretended to be an expert to fish in troubled waters!
In China in the 70s, although there were no mobile phones and there were very few wired telephones, the Zhang Family, the head of the Nine Gates, and the Crescent Hotel all had telephones.
After Shangguan Chuyi left, Foye called home and described Shangguan Chuyi's attire emphatically, especially emphasizing that this expert who slept in the tomb for an unknown amount of time was wearing a white Taoist robe... …
But now?
There is no one in a white Taoist uniform, only one is wearing a black T-shirt, ripped jeans, a pair of new pull-back sneakers, half-face-sized toad sunglasses, and is eating bubble gum in front of his face. , I blew a big bubble, and then my face was covered with...
Would such a person be a godly master?
A bum is almost the same!
But... when Yi Xinyue's subordinates fell in the blink of an eye, Yi Xinyue was a little uncertain: "You... are you really Shangguan Daoist? Where's your Taoist uniform?"
Shangguan Chuyi was originally going to be angry, but after hearing what he said, he sighed deeply, found a seat to sit down, and said, "Don't mention it, I was sent to the police station as soon as I got off the mountain in Taoist robes." Well, I said I was a feudal superstition... and I didn't have an ID card, and I was educated for three days before I was released. If I wore a Taoist robe again, I might not be able to get here..."
After hearing this, Yi Xinyue was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and laughed.
Shangguan Chuyi was unhappy: "Girl, don't go too far!"
Everyone was stunned, girl... Yi Xinyue is the owner of the New Moon Restaurant, and she has also reached the age of a grandmother, but this young man in her twenties actually called her... a girl?
In fact, it was only at this point that Yi Xinyue really believed in the identity of the person in front of her, because only such an immortal monster would call herself a 'little girl', right?
Yi Xinyue is not from the Nine Sects. Although she knows certain things, her awe is not as strong as that of the Nine Sects. When she knew that the person in front of her was not a mortal, her mind instantly became alive...
Within three days, she sent a group of virgins to the small courtyard of Shangguan Junior High School...
Of course, it's not to perform some kind of evil ceremony, but Yi Xinyue wants to invite Shangguan Junior One to train these little guys, not to mention all-rounders, but at any rate they can have a skill or something.
Shangguan was reluctant at the beginning, but when Yi Xinyue, a 60-year-old "little girl", brought out a long list of bills, someone had to teach them in various aspects.
I have to say that this black shop is really black. It took three years, three years, and Shangguan paid off all the bills on the first day of junior high school. After that, he disappeared into the rivers and lakes...
The earth in this world has actually entered the Dharma-ending Era. It is not that there is no spiritual energy, but it is pitifully small. Shangguan has visited many large tombs on the first day of junior high school, but he has never encountered the coexistence of spiritual energy and dragon energy, so in the end, He could only find a place full of aura and start to live in seclusion. Every day, he could add a little bit of aura.
Just like that, Shangguan Chuyi once again fell into a deep sleep, but this time... what he was wearing was not Taoist clothes, but modern clothes...
until……
He was dug out again...
The times are different, this time there is no choking smoke, but I feel someone picking my mouth...
This is too much!
He opened his eyes suddenly, and as soon as the row of abdominal muscles exerted force, his whole body bounced up, and then he stared at the group of people below and shouted: "It's not over, is it???"
The scene was quiet, and the group of people below just stared at him blankly. After about ten seconds, the first person to react was a man in a hood. He drew out his knife without saying anything. , with a big jump, he slashed towards Shangguan Chuyi!
The last time... Who was the one who used "Strength to Split Huashan" on himself?
Zhang Lingyu?No, when Luo Tian was married, that coward didn't make a move, and it wasn't 'A-Lian', he was acting the whole time... being beaten, like... an old master... I can't remember...
"clang!!!"
The knife hit, but it didn't hurt Shangguan Chuyi, because the knife was blocked by the golden light curse when the knife was [-] centimeters away from him, and the other party saw that the knife hadn't done anything, so he turned over and jumped again. After getting down, another fat man shouted: "Boyyouping, get out of the way, leave it to the fat man!"
"Suddenly..."
After finishing the shuttle, Shangguan Chuyi didn't even utter the second sentence, it just got stuck in his throat, and finally he said while the fat man was changing the magazine: "Young man... so violent Are you dry?"
Seeing that the fat man's second shuttle was about to come up again, he quickly waved his hand: "Don't fight, let's make things clear first, you... why are you here?"
This zongzi can actually communicate!
When the few people in the lead were in a daze, the people behind suddenly cursed: "Fuck! What's the point of talking with a zongzi? Fatty, fuck it!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone felt a blur in front of their eyes, and found that the rice dumpling that was still on the coffin suddenly appeared in the crowd, right in front of the person who spoke just now, and when he raised his hand, he immediately shouted with a big mouth up.
"Have you ever seen a zongzi with such a good figure? Have you ever seen such a handsome zongzi? You are so cute, have you ever seen a talking zongzi?"
Say a word and slap, and after four or five slaps, Shangguan Chuyi let out a long breath: "Now, who else says I'm a zongzi?"
No one made a sound. By now, everyone knows that this time it was an oolong. The man in front of him... is really not a zongzi, but a person. It's just that they don't quite understand that this good bed does not sleep. What are you doing sleeping in a coffin?
Seeing this group of people convinced, Shangguan Chuyi's face suddenly darkened, he glanced at them, and said darkly: "Also, just now...who picked the mouth? Let me tell you, this It's the fourth time I've been dug out, if you don't have an explanation today, we'll never end!"
(End of this chapter)
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