The Taoist who started alone

Chapter 295 The Return
Candidate for the head of the family is just a qualification. To be honest, it was just an accident that this time it fell on the girl Zhuge Qing.

There are also six people who are also eligible for candidacy, each of them is much older than Zhuge Qing, and has learned more knowledge. Of course... Even Zhuge Qing himself did not take this candidacy seriously. She herself thought that she might become the head of the family...

So as soon as she applied, the family agreed, and the next morning, the master and apprentice came out of the village carrying the same small bag, and walked towards the Tianxiahui.

On the way, the things that should be confessed should not be forgotten: "Remember, you are a boy over there, don't talk too much to those bad boys, none of them are good, and you will end up in the future." Not so much, we master and apprentice are just spectators."

Although Zhuge Qing doesn't understand much, she can pretend to be a boy. Isn't it just short hair and a wild personality? It's easy!
The world will be ready to move, and even the current situation in the Jianghu has become tense. As long as you see people in the Jianghu, they are all walking in a hurry. When it comes to the two masters and apprentices in the first grade of Shangguan, they look different.

The master wears a Taoist robe, and the apprentice naturally wears the clothes of a Taoist boy. The two of them have formed a lot of... evil ties...

After gathering the vegetable leaves on his body, Zhuge Qing looked at his master speechlessly: "There is no need to be so direct, right? Euphemism, euphemism, understand? When you come to the door, you bluntly say that the whole family will die... This will die, this Is it necessary to listen to you?"

Shangguan Chuyi squeezed his chin and thought for a while: "You're right, next time you can't say that you will die, or... change it to reincarnation? Do you think this is a little more tactful?"

Xiaoqing rolled her eyes, expressing that she didn't want to talk anymore... What's the difference between death and reincarnation?Euphemistic, it doesn't mean that you will be tactful after adding a few words... My master, there is no way to save me!

"Master, how did you survive after practicing the Tao for many years?"

Shangguan Chuyi pointed at the vegetable leaves and said, "Don't be so pessimistic, look, isn't there food to eat?"

Xiaoqing gave a thumbs up, and started cooking upside down, it was just vegetable porridge, simple...

After eating, the two found a dilapidated small temple and stayed there. Looking at the gloomy dilapidated temple, the little guy's eyes lit up: "Master, do you think this looks like Lanruo Temple? You think it will be here?" Will there be a tree demon? Will there be a female ghost? If a scholar comes to stay, do you think we should give him to the tree demon, or just break his legs?"

Shangguan Chuyi thought for a while: "Demons and goblins are unreliable, so let's break your legs..."

This is not because he is teaching bad apprentices, but in ancient times, scholars... But a dangerous species, whether it is Wonder Woman or Miss Super, will eventually be destroyed by scholars, so ah... My apprentice, you can't get mixed up with the scholar!
So for this reason, he did not hesitate to change a lot of stories, such as Ning Caichen in "A Chinese Ghost Story", all of them were changed into "stupid, bad, stupid", anyway, there is not a good one...

Now it seems that the results of education are good!

Xiongba was in a hurry to call him back, but it didn't mean that Shangguan wanted to listen to him on the first day of junior high school, so it was a joy to travel around the mountains and rivers along the way, but when he was teaching fortune-telling skills, there was a little accident, every time If you leave the door, the other party will definitely turn his back on him and smash whatever he has, but on the first day of the Shangguan junior high school, he accepted all the orders, which can be regarded as an improvement in food!
This girl doesn't have perfect digestion, she eats too much meat and doesn't eat vegetables, but she tends to gain weight...

After being confirmed, Qing Yatou broke off the subduing magic pestle from the stone statue, and put it on hand. Once a scholar came in, she had to do it first. How could I bother Master with such a thing Woolen cloth?

But she still can't sleep now, and Qing girl doesn't want to listen to the story anymore. Looking at the surrounding environment, she suddenly laughed: "Master, you said that we Taoist disciples live in this temple. If outsiders see it, they will Won't you laugh at us?"

"They're all monks, what's the joke? Besides, I forgot what I taught you?"

Qing Yatou raised her neck: "That's impossible! If you can hear a joke, just treat it as if you didn't hear it. If you can't listen to it, just knock out the other party's teeth. If you dare to talk too much, just bury it on the spot... But Master! , why did you have to bury it? Doesn’t it bother you?”

Shangguan Chuyi stretched out his hand, flicked him on the head, and said with a smile: "We are descendants of heaven, not to mention standing up to heaven and earth, but we must live a life of no regrets, and we have to control killing and burial, which is in line with the heart of our monks. no?"

"Ok!"

After watching all night, the scholar didn't wait, but three rabbits arrived. When Shangguan woke up on the first day of the junior high school, it was almost ready...

There is no need to worry about indigestion when eating barbecue in the morning. Shangguan Chu gnawed a leg, and Qing girl ate up all the rabbit meat. The two wiped their mouths, and the bones they ate were buried under the Buddha statue.

"It's not a girl, we are leaving now, why are you still holding this thing? Why don't you throw it away?"

Zhuge Qing was a little displeased. To be honest, this subduing magic pestle feels really good in the hand. It couldn't be better to use it to break people's legs. It's a pity to lose it...

Seeing her reluctance, Shangguan Chuyi couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing with a Buddhist magic weapon, a Taoist boy? Throw it away, and then the master will help you make it out, that will be easier! "

"Dangdang!"

Qing Yatou threw the thing in her hand, and hung it directly on Master's body: "Pull the hook, pull the hook!"

In Zhuge Qing's eyes, his master is not a master, but a treasure. He knows everything and is quite proficient, but he is too lazy. It's really hard to get something good out of your wallet...

Now that he finally has such an opportunity, of course he can't let it go, and only if he pulls the check mark, he will keep his promise, otherwise...it's a common thing for him to fall back on his debts!
Because it is regarded as a "leg-broken artifact", naturally this Ruyi can't be made of jade. When I return to Tianxiahui, I can just use fine iron to make one. Now, don't worry...

No matter how slow they were, they finally returned to Tianxiahui.

On the first night of his return, Xiongba threw a big banquet, saying that it was to celebrate his comeback from injury, and his achievements improved. The next morning, he set off with a large team...

This is Xiongxiong, when he trusts you, he can hand over his back to you, but when he doesn't want to trust you, the first person to get rid of is you!
Through Wen Chouchou, the development of Tianxiahui in the past few years is also understood, and Shangguan also finally understands why Xiongba is in such a hurry to go out.

It turns out that the Ni Bodhisattva has already been to Tianxiahui and gave Xiongba two comments, but this time he went out to find the so-called 'wind' and 'cloud'.

As for why this happened...Wen Chouchou dare not say...

(End of this chapter)