The chief concubine of the foodie king

Chapter 33

Yun Yurou spread out a warm smile like a spring breeze, and greedily sipped her tea again, then opened her red lips lightly, and spat out, "This method is very simple and safe, Empress, you just need to press my Speaking of which, if you find a pot of cactus, it must be the kind that has just been planted and is relatively young and delicate, and then you can buy a personal lady from Liuqing Zhaoyi or a court lady from Liuyiyuan. In short, find a way to get two or three prickly pears A piece of underwear that Liuqing Zhaoyi changed recently, er, that is bellyband and obscene pants."

She stuck out her tongue lightly, were underwear called obscene pants in ancient times?This cannot be blamed on her, she studied science in high school.

It was very quiet around, Yun Yurou put down her teacup and looked up, only to see that everyone's faces were full of confusion, no one understood what the prickly pear ball and bellyband obscene pants were used for, and what did it have to do with dealing with Liuqing Zhaoyi !
Yun Yurou coughed softly, feeling sad for the IQ of these survivors who lived in the palace of intrigue and intrigue all year round, "Empress, you just need to put the apron and panties you got on the prickly pear, and then wait for them to dry After it’s done, just return it to Zhaoyi without anyone noticing it!”

Everyone was still puzzled, Yun Yurou could only hold back his temper and sighed, and continued to explain, "There are tiny thorns on the prickly pear ball that are not easy to detect with the naked eye, and they are extremely easy to stick to clothes. As long as Zhaoyi wears clothes with thorns , it will itch, you can't help scratching, and it will turn red and even slightly ulcerated. In this way, Zhaoyi will definitely think that it is because of the emperor that he contracted the disease, and naturally he will not dare to talk to him until the disease is cured. The emperor has sex, and with the emperor's feminine temperament, he will definitely not be willing to wait, then even if Zhaoyi cures the unwarranted illness, he has already lost the favored status in the emperor's heart at this time!" She said it clearly However, I thought that if any of the Gongdou masters present still didn't understand, they could hit the wall so as not to waste food.

Although Yun Yurou's last two sentences were disrespectful to the emperor Feng Yipin, but they were well-known facts, so Su Nanying pretended that she hadn't heard it and didn't pursue it.

"How about it, is my method feasible? Is it effective and kind! This is called the evolution of the method of hiding needles in the cotton!" Yun Yurou smiled proudly. She used the method of hiding thorns in her underwear, although it was a bit awkward Ya, but totally shows her intelligence and wit!Hahaha!

When Qiu'er behind her heard this, the corner of her mouth twitched, did it work?She does believe it!Kind?Even if she was killed, she would not believe that this method would be kind!It's almost like losing all conscience!Qiu'er doubts Yun Yurou's words in her heart.

In ancient times, if a woman had venereal disease, it was not like women in the 21st century who had gynecological diseases. They were so used to it, and if they failed, they would be ruined!

The empress, the nanny, Mrs. Xiao, and others were also stunned for a while. This method can be said to be flawless, it can also be said to be effective without bloodshed, and it can even be said to be extremely wicked!

However, compared to the bloody and cruel method, this method is really gentle and kind. Taking ten thousand steps back, even if it is exposed, it will not be a capital punishment. In the end, Su Nanying nodded, He signaled Mrs. Xiao to do what Yun Yurou said, and Mrs. Xiao obviously agreed, but she looked at Yun Yurou with a little more terror, this girl is too hurt!
"This palace is also a person who keeps its promises, so I canonize Mrs. Yun as Mrs. Third Grade! Come here!" Su Nanying called out to the door, and the eunuch waiting outside came in. "You follow Concubine Yun to Yunfu to pass on the word of mouth of the palace, and immediately canonize Ye Yulan, the first concubine wife of Yunfu, as the third-rank wife of the Tiansheng Dynasty, and enjoy the due courtesy!"

After Yun Yurou listened, she put down her teacup, stood up happily, and stretched out her right hand to Su Nanying, "Thank you, empress, happy cooperation!" Everyone was stunned by her again, and Yun Yurou finally smiled awkwardly , resentfully withdrew his right hand.

After resigning from Su Nanying, she took Qiu'er and followed the eunuch who was ordered to leave Sunanying's bedroom, and rushed to Yun's mansion arrogantly. She herself was proud of this real strategy of besieging Wei and saving Zhao!
"I think she was the real culprit behind the incident where Shangguan Wanqi was attacked by Dongba wolf dogs before!" Su Nanying looked at the direction Yun Yurou was going away, took a light drink of tea from the round table, and looked at Xiao Madam said something softly, and the latter nodded.

Yun Yurou sat in the carriage and looked at Eunuch Luo, the leading eunuch in front of her. She couldn't help being a little curious. Although she knew what a eunuch was, she had never really seen it before. Those bright eyes drifted towards Eunuch Luo from time to time, causing In the end, Eunuch Luo could only speed up his pace in embarrassment and move away from her.

Seeing that her master is so unscrupulous, Qiu'er can only pretend not to know Yun Yurou and look away at the scenery outside the carriage. At the same time, she is worried about his wife Ye Yulan, wondering whether the queen's oral order is still in time. ?
Yun Yurou's unauthorized departure from the mansion made the Ninth King's Mansion boil, and the head of the house, Mistress Tang, was sitting in the seat in the east hall with an angry expression on her face. She had already complained about Yun Yurou, but now her prejudice deepened. But Feng Yibei was sitting beside Empress Tang, eating sweet-scented osmanthus cake, as if this matter had nothing to do with him.

"Bei'er, it's not time to eat now. Your wife has gone to the palace to meet the emperor without authorization!" Tang Niangniang said angrily. I see, this way, Bei'er will be put on a big green hat. If this woman is not punished, it will be difficult to dispel her anger.

"Concubine Mu, Rou'er, she doesn't like Third Brother!" Feng Yibei continued to eat the pastries in a leisurely manner, talking vaguely.

Just when Empress Tang was so angry that she got up and was about to enter the palace, Luo Zheng, the head of the guard, entered the hall and reported, "Your Majesty, the identity has been ascertained, Concubine Yun Chou did not meet the Emperor, but entered the Queen's bedroom." , now take the servant girl, Qiu'er, to her natal Yunfu!" As for what Yun Yurou talked with the Empress, I am afraid that only their clients know!
Hearing this news, Empress Tang's face softened slightly just now, Feng Yibei said to her with a smile, "Mu Ji, my son just said that she doesn't like Third Brother!"

"Prepare the sedan chair and go to Yunfu!" Empress Tang ordered the butler Liu Shou to prepare to go down.

Eyeliners are everywhere in the imperial city, and almost at the same time, Feng Yijun and Shangguan Wanqi also learned about Yunfu's divorce of his wife and Yun Yurou's entry into the palace respectively.

"Master, the Second Young Lady is back!" The butler of the Yun Mansion trotted all the way into the living room, Yun Xiaotian put down the divorce letter he was preparing to seal, his eyes were gloomy, Ye Yulan sat on the grand teacher's chair with a calm face, no waves in his eyes, husband and wife At this point, the relationship is considered to be on the verge, and it doesn't matter if there are endless books.Liu Fengying's complacent face was instantly covered with blue, and Yun Yulian's face was even more cloudy.

As soon as Yun Yurou stepped into the living room, she saw these wonderful faces. She walked towards Yun Xiaotian with a light gait, and said in a dignified manner, "Daddy, my daughter is back to greet you!" With a pleasant expression, there is a charming smile on the corner of his mouth.

(End of this chapter)