From Kung Fu to strengthen the world

Chapter 23 Who Played Tai Chi

A Gui smiled and said: "Yeah, I don't think Mr. Baozu is the one who hides the most, and his strength is so powerful."

The tailor uncle also nodded, and sighed: "To see such a master, even if you die here today, it is worth it."

Nima!

Hao Ren also looked at the tailor uncle speechlessly, and thought, "Go home and put on your red bottoms."

After thinking for a while, Hao Ren said, "Don't worry, where are you going? There are more exciting things to come."

On the court, Tian Can Di Que was beaten up by the charterer, their noses and faces were swollen, and their injuries became more and more serious.

In the end, he was thrown out by Bao Zugong's first-hand Tai Chi.

The two gritted their teeth, picked up the piano on the ground, and stepped back a dozen steps.

Seeing that Di Que's face turned hard, he grabbed the broken string on the piano and straightened it violently.

Tian Can also hastily stepped forward to play the piano.

This time, the two are going to give it a go.

"Ouch I'm going!"

Hao Ren was startled when he saw this, and quickly covered his ears with his hands, making a big move.

A Gui and the tailor uncle were stupefied, they didn't understand what Hao Ren was going to do.

Under the combined attack of Wang Tiancandiqian's last move, a group of skeleton warriors in armor were condensed by the sound of the piano, and they rushed towards Bao Zugong like iron cavalry charging.

The charter woman stepped forward calmly, took a sharp puff on a cigarette, and let out a lion's roar with a roar!

"Ah~~~ah~~!"

Bang!
bang bang bang...

A group of skeleton warriors were directly shattered by the lion's roar, and the sound waves spread to the two of them, and the piano in their hands was also directly shattered.

Not only that, the clothes and sunglasses on the two of them were directly shattered by the shock, and their bodies were also shaken by the lion's roar like knives, and small holes were split.

The ears of the two also started to bleed.

In the end, he was directly thrown to the wall by the shock, fell to the ground, and a mouthful of old blood spewed out "Puff...Puff".

The two of them were beaten dumbfounded, and said: "Is this the lion's roar skill?"

"Who did Tai Chi?"

Seeing that the two of them were so stupid, the charterer and the charterer shook their heads, but instead of killing them all, they walked towards the outside of the pig cage walled city.

The two finally found Brother Chen and his party.

Here, Hao Ren was stunned, and there was a "buzzing" sound in both ears, as if he couldn't hear it.

Hao Ren poked the ghost next to him, and said, "Brother Gui, tell me something, I have a bad feeling?"

A Gui's face was stunned, and he replied: "Feel like you want to pee? Then you go pee, and no one is watching you at night, just find a place to solve it."

"Damn it, I really can't hear it anymore." Hao Ren said with a startled expression, a little uncomfortable.

"What the hell, you don't want to pee anymore? Then you can go to the toilet over there." Ghost was also deaf from the shock, and couldn't hear clearly.

But Ah Gui, after all, is not weak in kung fu, even though he didn't cover his ears, he was still better than Hao Ren.

At this moment, Hao Ren had a look of remorse on his face. Damn it, I knew I should stay away, so this time I feel a little uncomfortable.

"Oh, brother Gui, why didn't you see Coolie Qiang?" Hao Ren also suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen him since he came here.

"What, you say you pee better than me?"

A Gui's face was awkward, and he replied a little speechlessly: "You must be better than me peeing, I'm old, you are still young."

Hao Ren scratched his head, not because A Gui was interrupting, but because he really couldn't hear what A Gui said.

After thinking for a while, Hao Ren poked Ah Gui, and the uncle tailor pointed to his ear and said, "I'm done, I was so shocked that I couldn't hear, what should I do?"

"Did you finish peeing? I can't find the toilet, what should I do?" A Gui looked at Hao Ren in shock and asked.

"Pfft!"

The uncle tailor beside him burst out laughing, lying on the ground covering his belly, unable to stand up.

In other words, Uncle Tailor was lucky. When Hao Ren was fighting with Tian Can Di Que on musical instruments, he found something to plug his ears.

It was only later that he avoided the catastrophe of the lion's roar skill. Now, listening to the conversation between Hao Ren and Ah Gui, he almost couldn't laugh it off.

A Gui criticized with a face full of criticism: "Hey, A Sheng, you are not mean. Brother Hao Ren saved us, but you still laughed at him for peeing, you..."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

When the tailor heard the last words of A Gui, he exploded and lay on the ground, laughing so hard that he was about to roll.

Hao Ren looked at the tailor in bewilderment. Although he didn't know what was going on, he still reminded him, "Extreme joy begets sadness. Don't open your mouth so wide when you laugh, it's easy to cramp."

Hearing Hao Ren's words, the tailor is better this time.

Hearing Hao Ren's words, Ah Gui also looked puzzled and said, "Why another drink? You want to pee on him?"

"Pfft..."

"Haha...ah! It hurts...it hurts..."

This time, Uncle Tailor really caught Hao Ren's words, he couldn't hold back his smile, his mouth cramped.

Hao Ren was also stunned, and asked in confusion, "Is your mouth cramping really?"

A Gui also said with a speechless face: "That's not it, I really laughed hard."

"Pfft... haha... ouch, it hurts..." Hearing what Agui said, the tailor couldn't help grinning again, the pain was so severe that he quickly covered his mouth.

Regarding this, Hao Ren really didn't know what was going on, so he looked helplessly at the tailor and said, "I've only heard of someone laughing cramp on the Internet before, but this is the first time I've seen someone laughing cramp, hey..."

A Gui scratched his head at the side, he was not in the same state as Hao Ren, he was half obedient, and even more uncomfortable.

Ah Gui also said helplessly: "It's also the first time I've seen someone smile so vigorously..."

This Hao Ren talked to Ah Gui, but he played the tailor to the breaking point, bah, I laughed so hard.

When I move my mouth, I feel pain in my mouth.

Looking at Hao Ren and Ah Gui, the uncle tailor begged for mercy, "Woo... you two, don't... woo... stop talking, I can't stand it, it hurts!"

Hao Ren shook his head and replied, "Stop talking, I can't hear anything now."

A Gui also shook his head and smiled, "Hehe, I don't know either."

Nima!

The tailor uncle was also forced, so he found another thing, plugged his ears, covered his mouth and said, "Oh, it's nothing now... um... I can't hear it."

Hao Ren felt a pain in his heart. In this situation, today's Taijiquan must be impossible to learn. He is really drunk.

Hearing what the tailor said, Ah Gui asked with a puzzled expression, "What did you just say?"

The uncle tailor shook his head and replied, "I can't hear you. I can't hear what you say."

Ghost nodded, and replied: "Yes, I can't hear, I can't hear what you just said..."

For a while, the two deaf and one half-deaf communicated for a long time, but they couldn't hear what they said...

Until the charterer and the charterer came back.

(End of this chapter)