From Kung Fu to strengthen the world
Chapter 86 The Slender Lady and the Gentleman Strike the Ball
Chapter 86 A Slender Lady and a Gentleman Strike the Ball
Stretching out her hand in the bathtub, Xiao Lian just touched it twice, feeling a little strange.
Because she touched a handful of hair.
At first, she thought it was just a handful of hair, so Xiao Lian grabbed her hair and took it out of the bathtub.
It doesn't matter if you pull it, a big guy will be pulled out directly!
It was Xiaohong who had been hiding in the bathtub for a long time, trying to scare her.
"Ah~!"
Seeing that she was pulling out a handful of hair, and actually caught a person, oh no, a ghost, Xiao Lian was so frightened that she screamed in an instant.
While screaming, with eyes closed, both hands started to slap Xiaohong's face violently.
Crackling...
clap clap clap...
Xiaohong:? ? ?
Xiaohong is really dumbfounded, what the hell is this, you are afraid when you are scared, nervous when you are nervous, and hit people when you are nervous, I can bear this problem.
But when you are nervous, you beat ghosts, you are too much.
"Pull my hair, hit me in the face, then I'll lock your throat." Thinking of Xiao Hong's anger, she directly grabbed Xiao Lian's neck with one hand.
Xiaohong is very unfortunate, she is very tragic, just successfully grabbed Xiaolian's neck, and before Xiaolian opened her eyes to see what she looks like, she was kicked and flew out.
It was Hao Ren who had been watching for a long time who made the move.
And Hao Ren was also in a daze at this time, the broom star was indeed powerful, and this female zombie was a bit tragic.
No, Xiaohong, who was kicked by Hao Ren, said, "I'm such a ghost... Uh no, it's too difficult to be a zombie."
"Huh? Instructor?" When Xiaolian opened her eyes, she saw Hao Ren standing aside.
Hao Ren shook his head and said helplessly, "Go back."
On the other side, Jin McGee and the others were also quite frightened.
Because in the original plot, Loach King's elder brother, Big Snake King appeared, you know, these two brothers look exactly the same.
But before at the police station, Kim McGee and Meng Chao saw Loach King being turned into ashes by the sun.
This time, the four of them were also frightened.
Fortunately, in the end, Hao Ren came forward, which calmed the fear of the four of them.
This night, the eight people were so frightened that they wanted to run out overnight, but no one dared to run in this barren mountain.
Early the next morning, Hao Ren looked at the tense faces of the crowd and said, "Hey, with your guts, let alone catching ghosts and catching zombies, I think even catching loach will be very difficult."
With the participation of Loach King, eight of the nine people in the group lowered their heads in shame, especially the experienced Jin Maiji and Meng Chao.
Hao Ren looked at Kim McKee and Meng Chao, and said, "You say they are afraid, so forget it, you two are experienced people, what are you afraid of?"
"Especially you, Meng Chao, you said, you have fucked all the zombies, what are you afraid of, is it possible, is it uncomfortable?"
Hearing Hao Ren's words, Kim McKee also laughed unconscionably.
Meng Chao said with a gloomy face: "It's comfortable, but big brother, can you stop mentioning it in the future, I'm so ashamed."
"What are you ashamed of, a slender lady and a gentleman have a good shot, no matter whether she is a ghost or a god, she is good-looking, there is nothing wrong with her if you like her, and even more so when you go to Moutai."
"Oh yes, don't tell me, the female zombie last night is quite unique, definitely not inferior to that zombie senior of yours." Hao Ren looked at Meng Chao and said solemnly.
"Is...really?" Meng Chao looked at Hao Ren and asked with some doubts.
Hao Ren nodded: "It must be, but well, after all, this is a different way for human beings. You can play with it, but you can't be emotional."
"Understood!" Meng Chaomeng replied loudly.
Hao Ren looked at everyone and said, "Okay, then everyone just wait quietly, Director Hu will bring over what I need in a while, and then I will give you the first lesson."
Soon after, the long-awaited device arrived.
A large military truck drove into the barracks.
The first step out of the car was a thick leg wearing fishnet stockings.
Immediately afterwards, the whole person got out of the car and stood in front of everyone. She was tall, with thick thighs, a waist as thick as a bucket, big nostrils, beard stubble, and bright red lips...
vomit…
Sorry, this is the reprint of "Ruhua" that Hao Ren asked Mr. Hu to order someone to find.
Ruhua got out of the car, looked at the crowd, clasped her nostrils with one hand, and greeted everyone with the other: "Hi~Ben!"
And blew a kiss to the crowd.
"I wipe?"
"What the hell?"
"vomit…"
The few people were taken aback by this flowery appearance, and immediately vomited.
Not only Kim McGee and the others threw up on the ground, even Hao Ren couldn't hold back his vomiting.
"Even... even I can't help but want to vomit."
"How can there be such an ugly woman in this world?" Xiong Da and the others asked in disbelief.
Then Director Hu got out of the car, looked at Hao Ren and said, "There are quite a few things you need, and I brought them all."
"Including the one you handpicked, the most ugly girl in Xiangjiang, Ah Hua, also brought."
Hao Ren took out some paper from his chest, wiped his mouth and said, "Okay, I'll start training them now."
"Just take someone to move things in."
Director Hu nodded, and shouted to the people in the car: "Go, move everything over there."
However, after speaking, Chief Hu did not leave. He stood behind Hao Ren and watched with great interest.
"All of you, stand up for me now, and we'll start training."
While talking, Hao Ren walked to the side and said, "First of all, I belong to the long-lost Jianghu, and I am the ultimate practitioner of boldness."
"And you, after my training, will definitely become a real exorcist, there is nothing wrong with it!"
After speaking, Hao Ren was also a little tired when he saw that including the Big Snake King and Director Hu, all ten people in the group were looking at him, "Everyone, do you know that I've had a hard time talking here. "
After hearing Hao Ren's words, everyone fell silent. They really couldn't say for sure whether it was hard work or not, but they still had to reply, "I know."
"Damn! Why don't you give some applause if you know?" Hao Ren looked at the crowd speechlessly.
clap clap clap!
clap clap clap!
Hao Ren waved his hand, indicating that the applause of the crowd could stop, and he said, "First, let me explain the definition of fear."
"It's easy to understand all kinds of fears. Who of you dares to kiss her?"
While speaking, Hao Ren pointed at Ru Hua.
After Hao Ren finished speaking, all the people present were dumbfounded on the spot.
Kim McKee pushed Meng Chao and said, "You go, you go all the zombies, it's nothing to you."
"Bah, can it be the same? She looks like this. Let alone kissing her, I can't stand seeing her." After speaking, Meng Chao couldn't help but want to vomit.
"What are you afraid of? As long as I can avenge my brother, I'm not afraid of anything." As he spoke, the Big Snake King walked over arrogantly.
(End of this chapter)
Stretching out her hand in the bathtub, Xiao Lian just touched it twice, feeling a little strange.
Because she touched a handful of hair.
At first, she thought it was just a handful of hair, so Xiao Lian grabbed her hair and took it out of the bathtub.
It doesn't matter if you pull it, a big guy will be pulled out directly!
It was Xiaohong who had been hiding in the bathtub for a long time, trying to scare her.
"Ah~!"
Seeing that she was pulling out a handful of hair, and actually caught a person, oh no, a ghost, Xiao Lian was so frightened that she screamed in an instant.
While screaming, with eyes closed, both hands started to slap Xiaohong's face violently.
Crackling...
clap clap clap...
Xiaohong:? ? ?
Xiaohong is really dumbfounded, what the hell is this, you are afraid when you are scared, nervous when you are nervous, and hit people when you are nervous, I can bear this problem.
But when you are nervous, you beat ghosts, you are too much.
"Pull my hair, hit me in the face, then I'll lock your throat." Thinking of Xiao Hong's anger, she directly grabbed Xiao Lian's neck with one hand.
Xiaohong is very unfortunate, she is very tragic, just successfully grabbed Xiaolian's neck, and before Xiaolian opened her eyes to see what she looks like, she was kicked and flew out.
It was Hao Ren who had been watching for a long time who made the move.
And Hao Ren was also in a daze at this time, the broom star was indeed powerful, and this female zombie was a bit tragic.
No, Xiaohong, who was kicked by Hao Ren, said, "I'm such a ghost... Uh no, it's too difficult to be a zombie."
"Huh? Instructor?" When Xiaolian opened her eyes, she saw Hao Ren standing aside.
Hao Ren shook his head and said helplessly, "Go back."
On the other side, Jin McGee and the others were also quite frightened.
Because in the original plot, Loach King's elder brother, Big Snake King appeared, you know, these two brothers look exactly the same.
But before at the police station, Kim McGee and Meng Chao saw Loach King being turned into ashes by the sun.
This time, the four of them were also frightened.
Fortunately, in the end, Hao Ren came forward, which calmed the fear of the four of them.
This night, the eight people were so frightened that they wanted to run out overnight, but no one dared to run in this barren mountain.
Early the next morning, Hao Ren looked at the tense faces of the crowd and said, "Hey, with your guts, let alone catching ghosts and catching zombies, I think even catching loach will be very difficult."
With the participation of Loach King, eight of the nine people in the group lowered their heads in shame, especially the experienced Jin Maiji and Meng Chao.
Hao Ren looked at Kim McKee and Meng Chao, and said, "You say they are afraid, so forget it, you two are experienced people, what are you afraid of?"
"Especially you, Meng Chao, you said, you have fucked all the zombies, what are you afraid of, is it possible, is it uncomfortable?"
Hearing Hao Ren's words, Kim McKee also laughed unconscionably.
Meng Chao said with a gloomy face: "It's comfortable, but big brother, can you stop mentioning it in the future, I'm so ashamed."
"What are you ashamed of, a slender lady and a gentleman have a good shot, no matter whether she is a ghost or a god, she is good-looking, there is nothing wrong with her if you like her, and even more so when you go to Moutai."
"Oh yes, don't tell me, the female zombie last night is quite unique, definitely not inferior to that zombie senior of yours." Hao Ren looked at Meng Chao and said solemnly.
"Is...really?" Meng Chao looked at Hao Ren and asked with some doubts.
Hao Ren nodded: "It must be, but well, after all, this is a different way for human beings. You can play with it, but you can't be emotional."
"Understood!" Meng Chaomeng replied loudly.
Hao Ren looked at everyone and said, "Okay, then everyone just wait quietly, Director Hu will bring over what I need in a while, and then I will give you the first lesson."
Soon after, the long-awaited device arrived.
A large military truck drove into the barracks.
The first step out of the car was a thick leg wearing fishnet stockings.
Immediately afterwards, the whole person got out of the car and stood in front of everyone. She was tall, with thick thighs, a waist as thick as a bucket, big nostrils, beard stubble, and bright red lips...
vomit…
Sorry, this is the reprint of "Ruhua" that Hao Ren asked Mr. Hu to order someone to find.
Ruhua got out of the car, looked at the crowd, clasped her nostrils with one hand, and greeted everyone with the other: "Hi~Ben!"
And blew a kiss to the crowd.
"I wipe?"
"What the hell?"
"vomit…"
The few people were taken aback by this flowery appearance, and immediately vomited.
Not only Kim McGee and the others threw up on the ground, even Hao Ren couldn't hold back his vomiting.
"Even... even I can't help but want to vomit."
"How can there be such an ugly woman in this world?" Xiong Da and the others asked in disbelief.
Then Director Hu got out of the car, looked at Hao Ren and said, "There are quite a few things you need, and I brought them all."
"Including the one you handpicked, the most ugly girl in Xiangjiang, Ah Hua, also brought."
Hao Ren took out some paper from his chest, wiped his mouth and said, "Okay, I'll start training them now."
"Just take someone to move things in."
Director Hu nodded, and shouted to the people in the car: "Go, move everything over there."
However, after speaking, Chief Hu did not leave. He stood behind Hao Ren and watched with great interest.
"All of you, stand up for me now, and we'll start training."
While talking, Hao Ren walked to the side and said, "First of all, I belong to the long-lost Jianghu, and I am the ultimate practitioner of boldness."
"And you, after my training, will definitely become a real exorcist, there is nothing wrong with it!"
After speaking, Hao Ren was also a little tired when he saw that including the Big Snake King and Director Hu, all ten people in the group were looking at him, "Everyone, do you know that I've had a hard time talking here. "
After hearing Hao Ren's words, everyone fell silent. They really couldn't say for sure whether it was hard work or not, but they still had to reply, "I know."
"Damn! Why don't you give some applause if you know?" Hao Ren looked at the crowd speechlessly.
clap clap clap!
clap clap clap!
Hao Ren waved his hand, indicating that the applause of the crowd could stop, and he said, "First, let me explain the definition of fear."
"It's easy to understand all kinds of fears. Who of you dares to kiss her?"
While speaking, Hao Ren pointed at Ru Hua.
After Hao Ren finished speaking, all the people present were dumbfounded on the spot.
Kim McKee pushed Meng Chao and said, "You go, you go all the zombies, it's nothing to you."
"Bah, can it be the same? She looks like this. Let alone kissing her, I can't stand seeing her." After speaking, Meng Chao couldn't help but want to vomit.
"What are you afraid of? As long as I can avenge my brother, I'm not afraid of anything." As he spoke, the Big Snake King walked over arrogantly.
(End of this chapter)
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