From Kung Fu to strengthen the world
Chapter 88 Let us go
Chapter 88 Let us go
"First of all, let me talk about the definitions of ghosts and zombies. In simple terms, aren't they all changed by people?"
"God is fair. While giving them some supernatural powers, it deprives them of their intelligence and gives them some weaknesses, such as being afraid of light... In layman's terms, they are far less flexible than when they were humans."
While talking, Hao Ren turned his head to look, and said to Kim McKee, "Go, get the teacher a bottle of water."
"Oh!" Kim McKee nodded, trotted to get a bottle of water and came back.
Hao Ren continued: "You can treat them as a beast, such as a tiger or a wolf."
"Think about it, if you have guys and guns in your hands, would you be afraid of a tiger? Would you not be able to beat a tiger?"
clap clap clap!
clap clap clap!
Sir Hu couldn't help applauding, and the others followed suit. According to Hao Ren, it was indeed much simpler.
Hao Ren took a sip of water and said calmly, "Next."
"Instructor, I feel that what you said is too simple. If you encounter those ghost kings and zombie kings, how can you beat them easily?" Worship Goddess Xiaoru asked with a puzzled expression.
"This question, you have to know that when you meet those powerful big guys, not only you can't beat them, but you may not even be able to beat those real Taoist priests."
"That is to say, how can there be so many really powerful ghost kings and zombie kings, and they will not kill or harm people easily when they reach that level of power."
"So you don't have to worry about this problem at all."
Hao Ren explained with a smile that the higher the level of cultivation, the smarter he is, knowing that there is a sky beyond the sky, he really won't come out to make trouble.
"Instructor, I think we can continue, drill us." Big Snake King stood up and said.
"Yes, drill us."
"We are a unique ghost hunting force."
"We will definitely be able to get promoted and raise salaries and make a lot of money."
The others also stood up and looked at Hao Ren slowly.
Hao Ren looked at the crowd with a "teachable" look and said, "Okay, muster up your courage, stand on tiptoe, and kiss Ruhua's face one by one, let's move on to the next link."
"vomit…"
Hearing Hao Ren's words, the crowd couldn't help but vomit again...
However, this time they gritted their teeth, closed their eyes like chickens pecking at rice, and kissed Ah Hua's face.
"Wait for me, I'll get the props, the second link."
After speaking, Hao Ren turned around and left to give them the second magic weapon.
After a while, Hao Ren walked over and said, "I have a pile of shit in my hand, who dares to touch it?"
"Hey~!"
Everyone took a few steps back with disgust on their faces, but Sir Hu knew that this was not shit, but a specially made cake.
Xiaopingtou said speechlessly: "Instructor, why don't we play, why do we play with such a disgusting thing like shit?"
Hao Ren said with a persuasive expression: "You say that because you are self-righteous, you have received higher education, and you just entered some upper-class society. It is because you are self-righteous that you think shit is boring and filthy."
"It's like your mother or aunt telling you that ghosts are scary since you were a child. Even if this shit doesn't stink, you still look down on it, and if zombies don't come to bite you, you are just as afraid."
While talking, Hao Ren stepped forward and said, "It's fine if everyone can reverse this idea. If you have the guts, come and touch it."
Listening to Hao Ren's words, Xiaopingtou looked left and right, stepped forward and touched it lightly with his fingers, then wiped his hands with a piece of paper and said, "I touched it, but I don't think there is anything wrong with it."
Hao Ren smiled slightly, then directly wiped it on his face and said, "What if that's the case?"
"Wow!!"
Xiaopingtou screamed in an instant, and ran towards the bathroom like crazy.
The eyeballs of the crowd in the back almost stared down.
"He just can't get rid of the traditional concept. I'm scared to death when I touch it. In fact, there is nothing."
Hao Ren looked at the crowd again and said, "Come on, come and touch it, hurry up."
"Oh my, instructor, this is really disgusting." Scarlett shook her head, somewhat unable to accept it.
"Yes... yes, brother, let's change to another one?"
"Yes yes yes!"
The crowd looked at Hao Ren begging for mercy.
Hao Ren nodded, then took the Desert Eagle out of his arms, and said, "Did you see this?"
"Are you scared?"
Everyone shook their heads, thinking, "What's so scary about guns?"
bang bang bang...
After several shots were shot at the feet of several people, Hao Ren said, "Don't be afraid this time. You are not afraid because you know that I can't shoot, but anything can happen in this world."
"After knowing that I can really shoot, you must be scared to death now, right?"
"Then it's now, line up to touch the shit, Kamao Bibi! You damn dog!"
After finishing speaking, Hao Ren saw that everyone was not moving. He slowly raised his gun and said to Meng Chao, "Starting with you, I will count to three, two and one. If you don't move, I will shoot."
"Three...one...boom!"
Hao Ren fired one shot and apologized, "The marksmanship is not very good, let's call again."
"three…"
"Don't...don't, I'm here." Meng Chao, a group of cowards, rushed over with a trot.
"Next." Hao Ren pointed the gun at Kim McKee while speaking.
"I'm coming, I'm coming too."
Hao Ren nodded in satisfaction and continued, "Hurry up, the next one."
In broad daylight, everyone was tortured enough by Hao Ren.
...
"Brother, I don't want to get rich."
"I don't want to be promoted or raised."
"Leave us alone!"
The crowd looked at Hao Ren begging for mercy.
Hao Ren giggled, and everyone backed up in shock. Sir Hu and the others ran away. They really couldn't take it anymore, it was so terrifying!
"To be honest, you can't get off the pirate ship. First of all, this barracks has been sealed off. No one will come over for seven days."
"And in this barracks, there are two zombies and thirty zombies. You have to study hard and fight them to death after seven days. So, what I mean is obvious."
"That is to say, I will only protect you for seven days, teach you for seven days, and guard you for seven days. After seven days, if you fail to learn, you will die at the hands of these zombies, and then I will wait for the newly recruited policemen." personnel training." Hao Ren explained while looking at the crowd with an evil look.
At this moment, everyone's heads were more confused than the other, and finally looked left and right, Xiao Pingtou said to everyone: "Come on, let's kill him together, and then run out of this barracks before it is dark."
Kim McGee and Meng Chao looked at each other and encouraged: "That's right, you guys go up together and hit him."
"Yes, you, Romeo, Big Snake King, and Xiong Da and the others, the seven of you go together, come on!"
(End of this chapter)
"First of all, let me talk about the definitions of ghosts and zombies. In simple terms, aren't they all changed by people?"
"God is fair. While giving them some supernatural powers, it deprives them of their intelligence and gives them some weaknesses, such as being afraid of light... In layman's terms, they are far less flexible than when they were humans."
While talking, Hao Ren turned his head to look, and said to Kim McKee, "Go, get the teacher a bottle of water."
"Oh!" Kim McKee nodded, trotted to get a bottle of water and came back.
Hao Ren continued: "You can treat them as a beast, such as a tiger or a wolf."
"Think about it, if you have guys and guns in your hands, would you be afraid of a tiger? Would you not be able to beat a tiger?"
clap clap clap!
clap clap clap!
Sir Hu couldn't help applauding, and the others followed suit. According to Hao Ren, it was indeed much simpler.
Hao Ren took a sip of water and said calmly, "Next."
"Instructor, I feel that what you said is too simple. If you encounter those ghost kings and zombie kings, how can you beat them easily?" Worship Goddess Xiaoru asked with a puzzled expression.
"This question, you have to know that when you meet those powerful big guys, not only you can't beat them, but you may not even be able to beat those real Taoist priests."
"That is to say, how can there be so many really powerful ghost kings and zombie kings, and they will not kill or harm people easily when they reach that level of power."
"So you don't have to worry about this problem at all."
Hao Ren explained with a smile that the higher the level of cultivation, the smarter he is, knowing that there is a sky beyond the sky, he really won't come out to make trouble.
"Instructor, I think we can continue, drill us." Big Snake King stood up and said.
"Yes, drill us."
"We are a unique ghost hunting force."
"We will definitely be able to get promoted and raise salaries and make a lot of money."
The others also stood up and looked at Hao Ren slowly.
Hao Ren looked at the crowd with a "teachable" look and said, "Okay, muster up your courage, stand on tiptoe, and kiss Ruhua's face one by one, let's move on to the next link."
"vomit…"
Hearing Hao Ren's words, the crowd couldn't help but vomit again...
However, this time they gritted their teeth, closed their eyes like chickens pecking at rice, and kissed Ah Hua's face.
"Wait for me, I'll get the props, the second link."
After speaking, Hao Ren turned around and left to give them the second magic weapon.
After a while, Hao Ren walked over and said, "I have a pile of shit in my hand, who dares to touch it?"
"Hey~!"
Everyone took a few steps back with disgust on their faces, but Sir Hu knew that this was not shit, but a specially made cake.
Xiaopingtou said speechlessly: "Instructor, why don't we play, why do we play with such a disgusting thing like shit?"
Hao Ren said with a persuasive expression: "You say that because you are self-righteous, you have received higher education, and you just entered some upper-class society. It is because you are self-righteous that you think shit is boring and filthy."
"It's like your mother or aunt telling you that ghosts are scary since you were a child. Even if this shit doesn't stink, you still look down on it, and if zombies don't come to bite you, you are just as afraid."
While talking, Hao Ren stepped forward and said, "It's fine if everyone can reverse this idea. If you have the guts, come and touch it."
Listening to Hao Ren's words, Xiaopingtou looked left and right, stepped forward and touched it lightly with his fingers, then wiped his hands with a piece of paper and said, "I touched it, but I don't think there is anything wrong with it."
Hao Ren smiled slightly, then directly wiped it on his face and said, "What if that's the case?"
"Wow!!"
Xiaopingtou screamed in an instant, and ran towards the bathroom like crazy.
The eyeballs of the crowd in the back almost stared down.
"He just can't get rid of the traditional concept. I'm scared to death when I touch it. In fact, there is nothing."
Hao Ren looked at the crowd again and said, "Come on, come and touch it, hurry up."
"Oh my, instructor, this is really disgusting." Scarlett shook her head, somewhat unable to accept it.
"Yes... yes, brother, let's change to another one?"
"Yes yes yes!"
The crowd looked at Hao Ren begging for mercy.
Hao Ren nodded, then took the Desert Eagle out of his arms, and said, "Did you see this?"
"Are you scared?"
Everyone shook their heads, thinking, "What's so scary about guns?"
bang bang bang...
After several shots were shot at the feet of several people, Hao Ren said, "Don't be afraid this time. You are not afraid because you know that I can't shoot, but anything can happen in this world."
"After knowing that I can really shoot, you must be scared to death now, right?"
"Then it's now, line up to touch the shit, Kamao Bibi! You damn dog!"
After finishing speaking, Hao Ren saw that everyone was not moving. He slowly raised his gun and said to Meng Chao, "Starting with you, I will count to three, two and one. If you don't move, I will shoot."
"Three...one...boom!"
Hao Ren fired one shot and apologized, "The marksmanship is not very good, let's call again."
"three…"
"Don't...don't, I'm here." Meng Chao, a group of cowards, rushed over with a trot.
"Next." Hao Ren pointed the gun at Kim McKee while speaking.
"I'm coming, I'm coming too."
Hao Ren nodded in satisfaction and continued, "Hurry up, the next one."
In broad daylight, everyone was tortured enough by Hao Ren.
...
"Brother, I don't want to get rich."
"I don't want to be promoted or raised."
"Leave us alone!"
The crowd looked at Hao Ren begging for mercy.
Hao Ren giggled, and everyone backed up in shock. Sir Hu and the others ran away. They really couldn't take it anymore, it was so terrifying!
"To be honest, you can't get off the pirate ship. First of all, this barracks has been sealed off. No one will come over for seven days."
"And in this barracks, there are two zombies and thirty zombies. You have to study hard and fight them to death after seven days. So, what I mean is obvious."
"That is to say, I will only protect you for seven days, teach you for seven days, and guard you for seven days. After seven days, if you fail to learn, you will die at the hands of these zombies, and then I will wait for the newly recruited policemen." personnel training." Hao Ren explained while looking at the crowd with an evil look.
At this moment, everyone's heads were more confused than the other, and finally looked left and right, Xiao Pingtou said to everyone: "Come on, let's kill him together, and then run out of this barracks before it is dark."
Kim McGee and Meng Chao looked at each other and encouraged: "That's right, you guys go up together and hit him."
"Yes, you, Romeo, Big Snake King, and Xiong Da and the others, the seven of you go together, come on!"
(End of this chapter)
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