I have special communication skills

Chapter 32 Bomb
Yang Mianmian was laughing there, but Jing Chu couldn't laugh at all. He asked Wu Tao to take everyone else away from here, so as not to endanger the real explosion. , she couldn't tell if he was nervous.

In fact, bomb disposal is always easy in the front and difficult in the end. Otherwise, how can every TV series pull out a lot of emotional confessions at a critical moment.

Yang Mianmian suddenly thought wickedly, at that point, what would he say to her?

Jing Chu asked a question: "Which one to cut?"

"……you ask me?"

"Ah."

"..." Darling, why didn't you play your cards according to common sense? She was expecting nothing, "You think I'll know?"

Jing Chu glanced at her: "I'm not sure, you don't dare, although I don't know what the hell you're doing, but I know you definitely don't want to die, tell me, which one."

"...Red." Yang Mianmian said, and glanced at the bomb.

The bomb burst into tears: "Actually, I really want to explode, but I don't want to kill people, so I hate it."

The hospital gown taught it a serious face: "If you want to explode, you should explode it in a useful place, such as demolishing buildings, digging mountains, digging tunnels, etc. Killing people is absolutely not allowed!"

Bomb: "But I was created to explode! I'm not open! I'm going to die soon! Life is not perfect! Be happy! Be happy! Be happy! I want to explode, I want to explode, I want to explode!"

Before Jing Chu lowered the scissors, Yang Mianmian asked suddenly: "What will happen after the bomb is dismantled? Is it buried and thrown away as garbage?"

Jing Chu looked at her in surprise: "It should be looking for a place to detonate."

Bomb: "Really? That's great! I want to explode, I want to explode, I want to explode..." Before it finished the last word, Jing Chu cut the thread and fell into a dormant state.

Jing Chu helped her take off the vest: "Now, we can settle the score."

Yang Mianmian's acting skills have been tempered during this period, and she clutched her head and pretended to be dizzy: "My head hurts, it hurts, it hurts."

"...You just pretend."

No matter what, this time the matter really came to an end, Xin Xin was safe and sound, Hu Yilin was arrested, and what awaited him would be the punishment of the law.

Yang Mianmian stayed in the hospital for half a month longer, and was told by the doctor that she should use her brain as little as possible in the future, so she went downhill and asked for leave from school to recuperate at home, while thinking about where to work to earn money.

No way, during the days when she was sick, her part-time job at the convenience store was gone 〒▽〒

She chatted with Liu Yu on WeChat with her mobile phone in one hand, and stroked the hair of the pirate on the bedside with the other hand, feeling that the days of vacation were really pleasant:

Sheep bleat:
Finished reading the novel, book shortage ING
Please call me the total attack queen:

...I just gave you ten copies yesterday! 8M!

Sheep bleat:
I can't satisfy me who can read 1 characters in [-] minute!Although I have slowed down!
Please call me total queen:

you cow!

Sheep bleat:
I am a sheep, not a cow

Liu Yu laughed out loud, and said to Jing Chu, "Captain, Mianmian is so much fun."

"Have you finished writing the report?" Jing Chu glanced at her, and Liu Yu immediately flinched: "Not yet."

"Then hurry up and write." Jing Chu touched the cigarette box and took it out, going to the smoking room to smoke. He is not a big smoker, but occasionally he would smoke one to relax.

Yang Mianmian was watching TV while reading a novel, and suddenly a new message from WeChat popped up on the interface:

Jing Chu:

Are you feeling better?

Sheep bleat:
Dizziness, nausea, nausea, feeling as if you have lost your memory
Jing Chu:

keep pretending

Sheep bleat:
I have a real concussion!Did you know that a concussion is the one in TV dramas where you will lose your memory if you bump into it!

Jing Chu:

Well, go back to class early, don't miss your homework

Sheep bleat:
I don't go to class and still look down on them

By the way, is your police department recruiting?
Jing Chu:

...Don't think about it, study hard

Sheep bleat:
I mean the kind that washes vegetables and sweeps the floor...is it recruiting?

I can't find a part-time job now, I'm about to run out of food

Jing Chu was stunned, remembering how she had to work in a convenience store in the middle of the night. It was so late, and she took time out to do her homework at the cash register. No.

Frankly speaking, he also has emotions such as sympathy and pity. Sometimes when he sees some horrible cases, he will sigh from the bottom of his heart for the fate of those victims. They have done nothing wrong, but they have suffered this disaster. .

But for girls, this kind of emotion is rare. The girlfriends he associates with have different personalities, but because they are all for marriage, he hopes that his partner will be independent and strong. After all, maybe one day when she is sick , he cannot be by her side.

But pity for Yang Mianmian is another completely different feeling. I can't explain clearly, but I just feel that I want to take care of her more, even if she has a bad temper, he can bear it.

Probably because she was too young.Jing Chu comforted herself so much in her heart, thinking of any way to help her without hurting her self-esteem.

Jing Chu:

Can you clean up?

Sheep bleat:
Hey, do you want to hire me as a part-time worker? The market price is 30 yuan an hour
Jing Chu:

you did
Sheep bleat:
I only did it for one day 〒▽〒

The hostess of the house thought I was too pretty and thought I would seduce her husband, so she fired me
Jing Chu couldn't help laughing. Thinking about it, the picture is quite visual. With Yang Mianmian's good looks, few people can put her at home with confidence.

Yang Mianmian was still complaining, telling him all about the grievances she had encountered.

Sheep bleat:
It’s the same as being a tutor. I was fired several times because I didn’t teach well. I was fired because the student’s father came over and gave me fruit once!
Finally, there was a single mother, but she thought I would seduce her son's puppy love and fired me!

So now I can only help others with their homework QAQ
You don't understand the pain of being too beautiful, okay?
Jing Chu:

You are right, I dare not let you go to my house, it will be bad if people misunderstand
Sheep bleat:
... cuffs!I am sure your girlfriend is absolutely reasonable, she is so beautiful!There is nothing to worry about!I'm still a high school student!And I have flat chest!

Jing Chu:

It's not that, we've broken up

Sheep bleat:
...sad
Where there is no grass in the world

I told you to care about my girlfriend, but I still get green, light up the wax[ i ]
Jing Chu couldn't laugh or cry, and explained to her:
We broke up amicably, not because of anyone else, just inappropriate
Sheep bleat:
What is inappropriate?
Jing Chu:

We had disagreements on the issue of marriage and couldn't compromise, so we broke up

Sheep bleat:
I don't understand, if you like it, isn't it a pity to break up?
Jing Chu:

yeah it's a pity
He felt that there was no need to talk to Yang Mianmian about this issue, so he changed the subject and started talking about business.

Jing Chu:

You finish class at five o'clock every day, I get off work at seven o'clock, clean the room for me, remember to water the plants on my balcony, and go to the nearby supermarket to buy vegetables, the change is in the drawer of the cabinet in the entrance.

When I come back, I will give you a class. You can take the subway back at ten o'clock after you finish your studies. You will be notified in advance for overtime work. You can go home after packing up.

Fifty per day, five days a week, no weekends.

Sheep bleat:
Good

Jing Chu:

I'm going to find you after get off work today and give you the keys to my house.

Sheep bleat:
Okay, but what about teaching me how to fight?
Jing Chu:

Hehe, don't you lose your memory now?

At that time, Jing Chu hadn't thought at all that what he did was allowing someone to completely interfere in his private life, and this was not called a part-time job at all, but a girlfriend.

After all, at that time, the part-time aunt of his family was only responsible for cleaning every day, and she only came three days a week.

In the danger of going without food, Yang Mianmian could only get well as soon as possible and go to work to earn a living. Jing Chu gave her the address and keys of her home and asked her to clean up after school.

It was only 05:30 when she arrived at Jing Chu's house. When she opened the door, the lock said in a very surprised tone: "Who are you! How do you have the key to our house?"

"Of course it was given by someone else."

Suo: "... cuffs! Everyone, come and see! It's a big deal!"

"What happened?" The friends who heard Suo's screams all raised their heads.

Yang Mianmian put her hips on her hips: "It's nothing, Jing Chu invited me to come over to clean up, if you feel uncomfortable, please speak up!"

"Oh my god! It's real! It looks so small!"

"The point is, it's so beautiful! It's even more beautiful than Luo Peipei! I've had enough of that aunt!"

"Wait! Your focus is all wrong! The point is not why she can hear us?!"

After a long period of chaos, Yang Mianmian got impatient before they concluded the answer: "Tsk tsk tsk, Jing Chu is hiding something! Wolf ambition!"

"Do you want to clean it?"

"I want it!"

"Ah, my place is dirty and my aunt didn't clean it for me!" This is a small tile in the kitchen.

"My flowers are going to be watered!" The flower pots on the balcony are not to be outdone.

"Clothes, clothes, put them in me!" This is the washing machine.

"Don't make noise, do one thing at a time, let's do the laundry first."

After washing the clothes, sweeping and mopping the floor, he went downstairs to buy vegetables. There is a large supermarket near this community. Jing Chu always buys ingredients from the supermarket for cooking.

Yang Mianmian took the post-it notes that Jing Chu had pasted on the refrigerator, and went to look for them one by one, but the notes were still there and sighed: "Oh, what a wonderful person we are in Jing Chu, and now we are single again, and we have to worry about whether he will marry or not." It's time for my wife, Mianmian, why don't you think about it."

"Pfft." Yang Mianmian almost smirked, "You guys really care too much."

When I think of Jing Chu being talked about by a group of friends every day about begging for a wife, the picture is too beautiful to look at it?
But... "Tell me, is there anything worthy of my consideration?"

So, during Yang Mianmian's few hours of cleaning, Jing Chu was betrayed by the things in the house:
Mirror: "He's handsome (⊙v⊙)" "I'm still pretty!"

Dumbbell: "He has a good figure (⊙v⊙)" She has a flat chest.

Wallet: "He is rich (⊙v⊙)" She is poor.

Sofa: "He will take care of people (⊙v⊙)" This makes sense.

Rice cooker: "He is very good at cooking (⊙v⊙)" Oh, this is so exciting!
Bed: "Let me sum it up, big body, good figure, gentle and considerate will hurt people, is it enough?"

As soon as these words came out, there was a long silence.

Yang Mianmian: "Pfft!" She felt her face burning hot, and after a while, she pretended nothing had happened, "You guys are really enough! Can you be more reserved!"

"Can restraint be eaten?"

"We all support you!"

"We've been single for so long and we're also worried that he'll have something wrong with him!"

"He's really nice, Mianmian, are you really not moved?"

Yang Mianmian took out the clothes from the washing machine one by one: "You guys turned your back so quickly, that's why he broke up with his girlfriend."

This sentence made everyone silent for a while, and it took a long time before he said:

"We don't think he likes Luo Pei Pei."

"We all heard it when we called."

"Whether you like it or not, we know best."

"He didn't feel sad when we broke up."

Yang Mianmian snorted: "That only proves that he is ruthless."

"But when he went to rescue you that day, he hugged you with gentle eyes." The one who spoke was Jing Chu wearing a shirt that day, and it was floating on the balcony, with a soft voice.

Yang Mianmian's blood tank was emptied in an instant.

"Dididi." The newly repaired bright yellow phone called her cheerfully, "Mianmian, Jing Chu sent a text message!"

She washed the foam off her hands to read the message, and Jing Chu asked her if she wanted to have dinner together, a celebration banquet.

Of course it would be nice to have a meal, she said to the phone, "Say hello to him."

Words popped out from the screen on the phone itself and sent a text message: "Mianmian, we dare to do that in front of you, otherwise we will be regarded as haunted."

"Don't you dare?"

"Under normal circumstances, we will not disobey the owner's wishes." After the phone finished speaking, it said happily, "Mianmian, Jing Chu replied a text message, saying that he is here to pick you up 233333"

Yang Mianmian felt that her mood rose instantly.

The location of the celebration banquet was chosen by Liu Yu and Chang Yan. Jing Chu always left the choice of these matters to women, and he just had to pay the bill.

He let them go first, and came to pick up Yang Mianmian by himself. She was wearing a baggy school uniform, which obviously didn't fit well, and there was a gauze on her forehead: "Where are you going to eat?"

"Let me see, Yipintang." Liu Yu sent him the address, and Jing Chu drove the car nearby and couldn't get in. "There is a pedestrian street over there and we can't drive. We have to walk over there."

Yang Mianmian had no opinion.

People came and went on the pedestrian street, shoulder to shoulder, Jing Chu asked her to walk on the inside: "Come here, be careful not to be squeezed."

Yang Mianmian followed Jing Chu, he was much taller than her, if he stood aside, no hooligans would deliberately come over to rub against her to take advantage of her.

It was fine that she hadn't been taken care of like this before, but now that she was taken care of so carefully, she suddenly felt strange in her heart, and looked up at his face.

Very handsome side face and jaw, well-defined, she can't tell what kind of beauty it is, but she has to say with her conscience, it is indeed very attractive.

Probably noticed her gaze, Jing Chu lowered his head to look at her: "Dizzy?"

"a little bit."

Jing Chu thought for a while, then supported her arm, as if helping an old grandmother to cross the road: "Then walk slowly."

"..." She was no longer dizzy!
(End of this chapter)