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Chapter 99 Lost something
Chapter 99 Lost something
The train made an emergency stop for three and 10 minutes and finally set off again. The incident was finally passed without any risk, except that Yang Mianmian washed his hands in the toilet for 10 minutes.
"You actually want to hold my hand, that pervert!" She hated it to death, thinking that no matter how she washed her hands, there were still that neurotic bacteria left on her hands.
"Don't do it, it's almost wrinkled." Jing Chu held her hand in his palm and didn't let her rub it any more.
Yang Mianmian struggled twice and couldn't get rid of it. She snorted and became obedient, leaning against his arms and closing her eyes to rest.
A minute later, she sat up again, clutching her chest: "I invited him to dinner just to make a point, it's so expensive, it's 1 yuan."
Jing Chu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pressed her head into his arms: "Okay, get some sleep, you slept late last night, are you still sleepy?"
"Sleepy."
The train was running fast on the track. Yang Mianmian tossed and slept for more than two hours, and finally couldn't fall asleep. Cong Jun was playing cards with someone there. She leaned over and took a look: "Are you gambling?"
"Gambling is illegal, you don't know!" Cong Jun rolled her eyes, "But we can bet on other things."
"What are you gambling?"
"Let's eat." There are only snacks for sale in this car.
Yang Mianmian's eyes lit up: "Oh, then add me."
Half an hour later, Cong Jun turned his head and called Jing Chu: "Take your girlfriend back quickly, this is so fucking cruel!"
Jing Chu pretended not to hear, took the phone and stood in the aisle to make a call, and the call was connected quickly.
"Has the statement been taken yet?" "No, this guy is mentally unstable, we have to go to the hospital first, damn, this is the first time I have seen this kind of split personality case."
"I want to ask you something." "Just say it." "This guy recorded it for me to take a look." "What's the matter, no problem!"
On the other side, Yang Mianmian had already won all the snacks and drinks in the car, which attracted countless people to look here, and she smiled brightly there: "I would like to admit defeat!"
"Admit defeat, admit defeat 〒▽〒" those people were so regretful that their intestines were green.
There was a brat lying on the side watching, drooling non-stop, and looking at a bag of potato chips that Yang Mianmian had unpacked, and his parents smiled at her: "The kid is greedy, let him taste it." .”
"Oh, I gave birth to this child?" Yang Mianmian rolled her eyes at the eldest, "If he wants to eat, you won't buy it for him. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to beg for food?"
"How do you talk?" Yang Mianmian's hatred was as steady as ever, and the parent immediately exploded, "You have no children in your family, how did your parents teach you, do you know how to respect the old and love the young, children?" What's wrong with eating something hungry?"
Yang Mianmian choked on her in a strange voice: "Your child wants me to feed you, are you dead?"
Someone couldn't help but burst out laughing, Yang Mianmian glanced there, it was a very young young woman with a child in her arms, a very beautiful little boy, sitting there obediently, Yang Mianmian recalled After a while, they seemed to have boarded the bus at the previous stop. The children were very good and never made any noise. They were not like that brat, crying and running, which was annoying.
She looked through her pile of snacks, found yogurt and gave it to him: "Here you are."
The young woman was a little surprised: "Give it to me?"
"Give it to the baby!" Yang Mianmian seemed to be angry with the mother and child, "Because your baby doesn't cry or make noises, is obedient and sensible, and doesn't just eat other people's food!"
The young woman was also interesting, she took it and coaxed the baby, "Call me sister."
"elder sister."
"Say thank you sister."
"Thank you sister."
Yang Mianmian's heart was melted by such a well-behaved child. The children she had seen before were all very skinny, those who threw cats and dogs, and those who ran around and made noise. She had never seen such a cute child. I stopped playing cards, and went to tease him with snacks.
Cong Jun stopped playing, sat next to Jing Chu, and asked in a low voice, "The child is quite cute."
"Ah."
"Do you want to have a baby?"
Jing Chu couldn't help but laugh: "What do you want to say?"
"Do you know the disadvantages of having a girlfriend ten years younger than yourself?" Cong Jun said slowly, "Don't say my brother didn't remind you, she is young and beautiful, and she can't decide sex. How old are you? Ben San Can you afford to wait? I’m not saying bad things, but it will take a few years for her to grow up, a few years for her to be willing to marry you, and a few years for her to have children. When you get married, maybe our children will be born Soy sauce, let me tell you, I am not lying to you, when I went to see Old Tang, his son was three years old."
"You don't have a girlfriend yet." Jing Chu lightly stabbed him.
Cong Jun didn't change his face: "That's because I haven't made up my mind. If I do, wouldn't it be a matter of getting married, and besides, there are many women who want to marry me." He winked at Jing Chu , "It's strange to say that, you used to find girlfriends who were mature and independent, why did you change your taste this time, true love?"
"You see, she's not good at all, but I look good." Jing Chu looked at Yang Mianmian's smile over there, and said softly, "I'll wait as long as I want, and I don't regret it."
Cong Jun punched him on the shoulder: "If you persist, brother will of course support you. It's good to be young, right, right," he asked in a low voice, "Have you done it before?" Well, I can see that I can understand it after being a vegetarian for so long, but my buddy reminds you that you don’t know much about this kind of thing when you are young, and you will understand it when you have a deep understanding of it. "
Jing Chu glanced at him, and said calmly, "Don't worry about it."
"Cut~~ No fun."
It's not that it's not interesting, it's very interesting.
It was already evening when he arrived in Lanzhou that day, Cong Jun had already booked a nice hotel with two rooms, and he smiled and teased Yang Mianmian with the key: "Mianmian, you can live in one room by yourself."
Yang Mianmian was taken aback: "You are sick, two men sleep on a big bed, are you gay?"
"Hey, we were bunk beds back then, do you understand?" Cong Jun hooked Jing Chu's shoulder and patted hard.
Yang Mianmian glared at him gloomily: "You know, I've thought of ten ways to kill you by pretending to be accidental."
Cong Jun: "Really?"
"Do you want to try?"
He retracted his arm with a swish, goosebumps arose: "Dude, do you dare to cheat in the future? You're so fucking cruel!"
Jing Chu watched the two of them bickering very calmly, and when they were done, he lifted his luggage and waved to Yang Mianmian: "It's late, hurry up and take a shower and go to bed."
Cong Jun shouted: "Do you want to eat supper?"
"Don't eat!" Yang Mianmian turned her head and glared at him, answering very frankly.
When he got to the room, Jing Chu went around and checked around, and after there was no problem, he started to boil water and make the bed, and said to Yang Mianmian, "Are you hungry? I brought biscuits and milk. Would you like to eat some first?"
"Can I have sausage and milk?"
"Can you do without the ham sausage egg roll..." Jing Chu recalled, staring at her for a while, "Mianmian, where did you learn it?"
Yang Mianmian sat on the sofa with her chin in her hand and watched him make the bed: "I heard two people telling jokes in the car today. I didn't quite understand it at first. I turned it over in my head to understand it, and then I figured it out by the way. That day's red bean popsicles are gone." She covered her face, "You are too bad."
"..." Jing Chu felt embarrassed to be seen through, he coughed, "It's getting late, you should take a shower and sleep first."
He brought her pajamas and panties from the suitcase, and Yang Mianmian took the clothes to take a shower. When she came out, she saw that Jing Chu had already made the bed, so she kicked off her slippers and threw herself into the bed.
Jing Chu told her before going to take a bath: "Go to bed early."
"Okay—" She lay down obediently.
When Jing Chu came out of the shower, he thought she was asleep, so he turned off the light and went to bed carefully, but he didn't expect to be harassed as soon as he lay down.
"The policeman, I was frightened today, the bomber is really scary 〒▽〒"
"Xiao Yang, I really want to believe you, can you pretend to be a little bit?"
Yang Mianmian was exposed and lay back with a snort.
Jing Chu decided to hurry up and fall asleep, otherwise she would be harassed to death.
5 minutes passed.
"The policeman, I want to call the police!"
"what happened?"
"I lost something."
Jing Chu opened his eyes now, turned on the light by the way, and looked at her: "What are you missing?"
"A thief stole my things." Yang Mianmian looked serious.
The backpack that was thrown on the sofa: "Did Mianmian lose something? Why didn't we find out, who lost it and didn't make a sound?"
Clothes are also confused: "I don't have any impression either."
The same goes for the shoes: "Shouldn't be there, otherwise we couldn't have missed it. Has anyone disappeared?"
Yang Mianmian snorted contemptuously in her heart, but her face was extremely serious: "I really lost something."
"It doesn't matter, just buy what you lose." Jing Chu rubbed her hair, afraid that she would feel pain, but kindly comforted her.
"You can't buy it."
"What's missing?"
"My heart." She looked at him. "Someone stole my heart."
Backpack: "Shameless!"
Clothes: "Too shameless!"
Shoes: "Simply shameless!"
Jing Chu didn't hold back, and burst out laughing all of a sudden, wanting to say something to her but didn't know what to say, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he hugged her after a while: "Then what should I do."
"I will die if I lose my heart." She leaned against his chest, "What should I do, can you help me catch the thief back?"
Jing Chu patted her on the back: "There is no other way, the thief has already run away, or we can discuss it."
"what?"
"Give me my heart and you won't die."
No matter how thick-skinned Yang Mianmian was, she felt her ears burning at this moment. Lying in his arms and listening to him say such words, she felt that her heart was not her own anymore, and Jing Chu discussed with her seriously: "Is that okay?"
"Then..." She bit her lip, "Okay then."
Should it stop now?No no, how is it possible.
Five minutes later, she grabbed a hand in her jacket. Jing Chu pretended not to see her, and continued to sleep while holding her hand. Two minutes later, she grabbed another hand in her trousers.
Ran and egg.
Ten minutes later, Jing Chu turned over and asked her very seriously: "Mianmian, do you still want to go out to play tomorrow?"
"Yes I do."
"Then let's sleep, shall we?"
"Am I not as attractive to you as Lanzhou Ramen?" She probably pretended to be addicted to pity today, and looked at him pitifully, "My heart is going to be broken, broken into dregs."
"I've convinced you." Jing Chu sighed, feeling that there was nothing she could do with her, and warned her, "You made trouble yourself, don't rely on me to bully you for a while."
"What are you doing? I just want to remind you that I haven't kissed you that night. What are you doing?" She looked at him vigilantly, rolled to the side of the bed immediately, and snatched the quilt into her arms.
Jing Chu tricked her to come over: "Then let's sleep well now?"
Yang Mianmian immediately let go and rubbed her hands: "Kiss first... what are you doing?"
Jing Chu bit her ear: "Kiss, you said it."
Yang Mianmian: "..." I seem to be playing dead again.
(End of this chapter)
The train made an emergency stop for three and 10 minutes and finally set off again. The incident was finally passed without any risk, except that Yang Mianmian washed his hands in the toilet for 10 minutes.
"You actually want to hold my hand, that pervert!" She hated it to death, thinking that no matter how she washed her hands, there were still that neurotic bacteria left on her hands.
"Don't do it, it's almost wrinkled." Jing Chu held her hand in his palm and didn't let her rub it any more.
Yang Mianmian struggled twice and couldn't get rid of it. She snorted and became obedient, leaning against his arms and closing her eyes to rest.
A minute later, she sat up again, clutching her chest: "I invited him to dinner just to make a point, it's so expensive, it's 1 yuan."
Jing Chu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pressed her head into his arms: "Okay, get some sleep, you slept late last night, are you still sleepy?"
"Sleepy."
The train was running fast on the track. Yang Mianmian tossed and slept for more than two hours, and finally couldn't fall asleep. Cong Jun was playing cards with someone there. She leaned over and took a look: "Are you gambling?"
"Gambling is illegal, you don't know!" Cong Jun rolled her eyes, "But we can bet on other things."
"What are you gambling?"
"Let's eat." There are only snacks for sale in this car.
Yang Mianmian's eyes lit up: "Oh, then add me."
Half an hour later, Cong Jun turned his head and called Jing Chu: "Take your girlfriend back quickly, this is so fucking cruel!"
Jing Chu pretended not to hear, took the phone and stood in the aisle to make a call, and the call was connected quickly.
"Has the statement been taken yet?" "No, this guy is mentally unstable, we have to go to the hospital first, damn, this is the first time I have seen this kind of split personality case."
"I want to ask you something." "Just say it." "This guy recorded it for me to take a look." "What's the matter, no problem!"
On the other side, Yang Mianmian had already won all the snacks and drinks in the car, which attracted countless people to look here, and she smiled brightly there: "I would like to admit defeat!"
"Admit defeat, admit defeat 〒▽〒" those people were so regretful that their intestines were green.
There was a brat lying on the side watching, drooling non-stop, and looking at a bag of potato chips that Yang Mianmian had unpacked, and his parents smiled at her: "The kid is greedy, let him taste it." .”
"Oh, I gave birth to this child?" Yang Mianmian rolled her eyes at the eldest, "If he wants to eat, you won't buy it for him. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to beg for food?"
"How do you talk?" Yang Mianmian's hatred was as steady as ever, and the parent immediately exploded, "You have no children in your family, how did your parents teach you, do you know how to respect the old and love the young, children?" What's wrong with eating something hungry?"
Yang Mianmian choked on her in a strange voice: "Your child wants me to feed you, are you dead?"
Someone couldn't help but burst out laughing, Yang Mianmian glanced there, it was a very young young woman with a child in her arms, a very beautiful little boy, sitting there obediently, Yang Mianmian recalled After a while, they seemed to have boarded the bus at the previous stop. The children were very good and never made any noise. They were not like that brat, crying and running, which was annoying.
She looked through her pile of snacks, found yogurt and gave it to him: "Here you are."
The young woman was a little surprised: "Give it to me?"
"Give it to the baby!" Yang Mianmian seemed to be angry with the mother and child, "Because your baby doesn't cry or make noises, is obedient and sensible, and doesn't just eat other people's food!"
The young woman was also interesting, she took it and coaxed the baby, "Call me sister."
"elder sister."
"Say thank you sister."
"Thank you sister."
Yang Mianmian's heart was melted by such a well-behaved child. The children she had seen before were all very skinny, those who threw cats and dogs, and those who ran around and made noise. She had never seen such a cute child. I stopped playing cards, and went to tease him with snacks.
Cong Jun stopped playing, sat next to Jing Chu, and asked in a low voice, "The child is quite cute."
"Ah."
"Do you want to have a baby?"
Jing Chu couldn't help but laugh: "What do you want to say?"
"Do you know the disadvantages of having a girlfriend ten years younger than yourself?" Cong Jun said slowly, "Don't say my brother didn't remind you, she is young and beautiful, and she can't decide sex. How old are you? Ben San Can you afford to wait? I’m not saying bad things, but it will take a few years for her to grow up, a few years for her to be willing to marry you, and a few years for her to have children. When you get married, maybe our children will be born Soy sauce, let me tell you, I am not lying to you, when I went to see Old Tang, his son was three years old."
"You don't have a girlfriend yet." Jing Chu lightly stabbed him.
Cong Jun didn't change his face: "That's because I haven't made up my mind. If I do, wouldn't it be a matter of getting married, and besides, there are many women who want to marry me." He winked at Jing Chu , "It's strange to say that, you used to find girlfriends who were mature and independent, why did you change your taste this time, true love?"
"You see, she's not good at all, but I look good." Jing Chu looked at Yang Mianmian's smile over there, and said softly, "I'll wait as long as I want, and I don't regret it."
Cong Jun punched him on the shoulder: "If you persist, brother will of course support you. It's good to be young, right, right," he asked in a low voice, "Have you done it before?" Well, I can see that I can understand it after being a vegetarian for so long, but my buddy reminds you that you don’t know much about this kind of thing when you are young, and you will understand it when you have a deep understanding of it. "
Jing Chu glanced at him, and said calmly, "Don't worry about it."
"Cut~~ No fun."
It's not that it's not interesting, it's very interesting.
It was already evening when he arrived in Lanzhou that day, Cong Jun had already booked a nice hotel with two rooms, and he smiled and teased Yang Mianmian with the key: "Mianmian, you can live in one room by yourself."
Yang Mianmian was taken aback: "You are sick, two men sleep on a big bed, are you gay?"
"Hey, we were bunk beds back then, do you understand?" Cong Jun hooked Jing Chu's shoulder and patted hard.
Yang Mianmian glared at him gloomily: "You know, I've thought of ten ways to kill you by pretending to be accidental."
Cong Jun: "Really?"
"Do you want to try?"
He retracted his arm with a swish, goosebumps arose: "Dude, do you dare to cheat in the future? You're so fucking cruel!"
Jing Chu watched the two of them bickering very calmly, and when they were done, he lifted his luggage and waved to Yang Mianmian: "It's late, hurry up and take a shower and go to bed."
Cong Jun shouted: "Do you want to eat supper?"
"Don't eat!" Yang Mianmian turned her head and glared at him, answering very frankly.
When he got to the room, Jing Chu went around and checked around, and after there was no problem, he started to boil water and make the bed, and said to Yang Mianmian, "Are you hungry? I brought biscuits and milk. Would you like to eat some first?"
"Can I have sausage and milk?"
"Can you do without the ham sausage egg roll..." Jing Chu recalled, staring at her for a while, "Mianmian, where did you learn it?"
Yang Mianmian sat on the sofa with her chin in her hand and watched him make the bed: "I heard two people telling jokes in the car today. I didn't quite understand it at first. I turned it over in my head to understand it, and then I figured it out by the way. That day's red bean popsicles are gone." She covered her face, "You are too bad."
"..." Jing Chu felt embarrassed to be seen through, he coughed, "It's getting late, you should take a shower and sleep first."
He brought her pajamas and panties from the suitcase, and Yang Mianmian took the clothes to take a shower. When she came out, she saw that Jing Chu had already made the bed, so she kicked off her slippers and threw herself into the bed.
Jing Chu told her before going to take a bath: "Go to bed early."
"Okay—" She lay down obediently.
When Jing Chu came out of the shower, he thought she was asleep, so he turned off the light and went to bed carefully, but he didn't expect to be harassed as soon as he lay down.
"The policeman, I was frightened today, the bomber is really scary 〒▽〒"
"Xiao Yang, I really want to believe you, can you pretend to be a little bit?"
Yang Mianmian was exposed and lay back with a snort.
Jing Chu decided to hurry up and fall asleep, otherwise she would be harassed to death.
5 minutes passed.
"The policeman, I want to call the police!"
"what happened?"
"I lost something."
Jing Chu opened his eyes now, turned on the light by the way, and looked at her: "What are you missing?"
"A thief stole my things." Yang Mianmian looked serious.
The backpack that was thrown on the sofa: "Did Mianmian lose something? Why didn't we find out, who lost it and didn't make a sound?"
Clothes are also confused: "I don't have any impression either."
The same goes for the shoes: "Shouldn't be there, otherwise we couldn't have missed it. Has anyone disappeared?"
Yang Mianmian snorted contemptuously in her heart, but her face was extremely serious: "I really lost something."
"It doesn't matter, just buy what you lose." Jing Chu rubbed her hair, afraid that she would feel pain, but kindly comforted her.
"You can't buy it."
"What's missing?"
"My heart." She looked at him. "Someone stole my heart."
Backpack: "Shameless!"
Clothes: "Too shameless!"
Shoes: "Simply shameless!"
Jing Chu didn't hold back, and burst out laughing all of a sudden, wanting to say something to her but didn't know what to say, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he hugged her after a while: "Then what should I do."
"I will die if I lose my heart." She leaned against his chest, "What should I do, can you help me catch the thief back?"
Jing Chu patted her on the back: "There is no other way, the thief has already run away, or we can discuss it."
"what?"
"Give me my heart and you won't die."
No matter how thick-skinned Yang Mianmian was, she felt her ears burning at this moment. Lying in his arms and listening to him say such words, she felt that her heart was not her own anymore, and Jing Chu discussed with her seriously: "Is that okay?"
"Then..." She bit her lip, "Okay then."
Should it stop now?No no, how is it possible.
Five minutes later, she grabbed a hand in her jacket. Jing Chu pretended not to see her, and continued to sleep while holding her hand. Two minutes later, she grabbed another hand in her trousers.
Ran and egg.
Ten minutes later, Jing Chu turned over and asked her very seriously: "Mianmian, do you still want to go out to play tomorrow?"
"Yes I do."
"Then let's sleep, shall we?"
"Am I not as attractive to you as Lanzhou Ramen?" She probably pretended to be addicted to pity today, and looked at him pitifully, "My heart is going to be broken, broken into dregs."
"I've convinced you." Jing Chu sighed, feeling that there was nothing she could do with her, and warned her, "You made trouble yourself, don't rely on me to bully you for a while."
"What are you doing? I just want to remind you that I haven't kissed you that night. What are you doing?" She looked at him vigilantly, rolled to the side of the bed immediately, and snatched the quilt into her arms.
Jing Chu tricked her to come over: "Then let's sleep well now?"
Yang Mianmian immediately let go and rubbed her hands: "Kiss first... what are you doing?"
Jing Chu bit her ear: "Kiss, you said it."
Yang Mianmian: "..." I seem to be playing dead again.
(End of this chapter)
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