Douluo's super god level choice

Chapter 7 Tang San is going to die?
To the west of Notting City, in a remote courtyard, dozens of people lazily scattered around with machetes.

On the huge plaque, the three characters of Black Leopard Hall are fierce and majestic!
The door was opened, and several people walked in carrying two cloth bags.

"How's things going?" A fat black man was lying on a luxurious recliner in the middle of the courtyard, squinting his eyes at the few people below and asked.

"We brothers have observed for many days, that Tangmen is just an ordinary blacksmith's shop, brother, you worry too much!" The leader of the skinny man replied.

"Hmm! That stinky fart, why can't they see anyone alive or dead, and it's not the work of other gangs, that's strange!" The black fat man frowned, tapping his fingers on the table, the big guy was full of fan.

"However, brother, since the person disappeared in the Tang Sect, they must know something!" The thin man waved his hand.

"Boom!" There were two loud bangs, and the two sealed cloth bags were slammed onto the ground.

Then, the imaginary wailing sound did not come out, and the two cloth bags remained motionless, like two lumps of dead meat.

"I won't be suffocated to death by you!" The fat black man stared at the thin man and the others unkindly, his tone a bit cold.

Seeing that the boss was about to get angry, the thin man was shocked. It was really possible. After all, they were only two six-year-old children. Even if they were not suffocated to death, they might be scared to death.

Thinking of this, the thin man hurriedly opened the special cloth bag on his left, and Tang San's boneless head drooped out.

The big eyes stared straight at the thin man, but he just didn't move!

Seeing this, the thin man felt even more uneasy, stretched out his hand to check Tang San's breath, and found out, this guy is really dead, or the kind of death that he will not rest in peace with.

Looking at the nearly one hundred people in the courtyard, especially the fat black man in the middle, they are genuine soul masters!Twenty of them can't do them by themselves!Tangmen 36 Strategies: I am a Corpse!At best, you can bury or throw me away, and you won’t whip the corpse pervertedly!
Tang San continued to pretend to be dead with his Tang Sect secret technique.

But the tone of the fat black man above was getting colder and colder, "Hmph! Things that are not enough to succeed but fail!"

"Brother, there's another one here, maybe he's not dead yet, he must know something!" The thin man hurriedly opened the bag on his right.

The same scene happened again, and Tang Er's little head with his eyes tightly closed drooped out.

The thin man saw that he knew he was finished, and brought back two corpses, the boss would definitely not let him go.

But then it was discovered that something was wrong.

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo..." There were bursts of light snoring one after another, and a wisp of saliva ticking on the ground was particularly abrupt.

The relationship is because I woke up too early in the morning and actually fell asleep.

The thin man was overjoyed when he saw this, but luckily the guy didn't die, so he kicked hard at Tang Er who was still in a coma with great force.

"Boom!" After a loud noise.

"Ah! It hurts! The foot is pierced!" The thin man lay on the ground, clutching his foot and crying.

[Ding, trigger anti-stab armor passive]

Everyone was stunned by this weird scene. What happened just now?Why did the thin man suddenly scream? It must not be the fault of this stinky brat. There is only one possibility, the thin man is really a waste!
"Trash, what a motherfucker, pull this trash down and beat him to death!" The fat black man was completely enraged, his whole face trembling, extremely terrifying.

Seeing that the boss was angry, the rest of the subordinates hurried forward and surrounded Tang Er.

"Damn it, you dare to sleep when you're dying!"

"Remove one of his arms and legs first, and see if he wakes up!"

The overwhelming fists and kicks ruthlessly hit Tang Er, who was only six years old.

Seeing this, Tang San opened his eyes even wider, looking at him curiously, he didn't think this old brother who could press himself on the ground and rub in all directions was beaten to death like this.

The gangsters just came into contact with Tang Er, and the next moment they all cried out, writhing on the ground in pain.

[Ding, activate the anti-stab armor passive! 】

"Ah! It hurts, my leg is broken!"

"Oh! My hand, where is my hand!"

……

The scariest thing was the gangster who kicked Tang Er's iron head. At this moment, his entire lower body exploded inch by inch.

"No! Save me! My feet! My legs!"

The last sound was particularly tragic, "Ah! My second child!"

"Well! Who called me!"

"Who the hell called my young master's name just now!" Tang Er faintly heard someone calling himself heart-piercingly in his sleep, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and looked around.

"Ah! My second child! Second child!" The gangster lay dying on the ground, his voice full of nostalgia and reluctance.

Tang Er searched for the sound, and saw a person with only the upper body left, curled up on the ground, muttering his nickname.

The feeling of reluctance in that cry is more real than what my father shouted.

"Brother, do we know each other? What's the use of shouting!" Tang Er asked puzzled.

"I can have no feet!
I can live without legs!

More can have no butt! "

Then cast a pleading look at Tang Er.

"But I can't live without you, my favorite second child, the happiness of my life! Without you, how will I live in the future!"

"Xiaohong, Cuihua, you will be widows in the future!"

"Save my dick! I beg you!"

"Pfft!" Tang San blushed, unable to bear it anymore.

The whole person laughed and twitched, clutching his stomach and rolling wildly on the ground, "Hahahaha, I can't hold it anymore, dick, dick, my dick."

"Who? Who called me!"

"Dare to ask brother, what's your job?"

Tang San imitated Tang Er's tone just now, and smiled crazily.

Hearing this, Tang Er came to his senses, his little face was several times redder than Tang San's, it was so embarrassing to be ashamed by himself.

Those with missing arms and broken legs and other thugs watching the fun were also amused by Tang Er's weirdness, but because the extremely weird scene just now might be related to this kid, they tried every means to hold back.

There are various methods, and some even cut themselves with knives, and they could barely hold back their laughter under the suppression of severe pain.

Seeing that boy Tang San specially imitating himself, he was already out of breath from laughing at this moment, knowing that his fame for the rest of his life was ruined.

Tang Er cried, the happier Tang San laughed, and the sadder Tang Er cried.

Seeing a mound of dirt beside him, Tang Er walked over, pulled the dirt, and buried his head in it, "It wasn't me just now! I was dreaming, so I went back to sleep! When I woke up, nothing happened!"

"Brother, help me! Haha! I'm going to die, I can't breathe from laughing, brother, hahaha! What should I do?" Tang San pulled Tang Er out, crying and laughing at the same time, the little girl became more and more red , this is the rhythm of laughing himself to death!

Tang Er covered his head with his clothes, "That little brother, you mistook the person, I'm not Tang Er, I'm a passer-by who came in to look for my pig beast, my name is passer-by!"

"Brother, haha, I really want to die laughing! Quickly think of a way, I, Tang San, want to dominate Douluo, so I can't be laughed to death!"

"Ah! Haha, I never thought that I, Tang San, would be laughed to death by myself today! Hahaha." Tang San cried and laughed even more madly.

【Ding!Trigger selection!

1. Run quickly with your scud, everything was an illusion just now, and you will be rewarded with 200 selection coins.

2. Host, you are too embarrassing, haha!Can't laugh, I'm a system with no emotions!Hahaha, who is laughing? The host system has been compromised, not the system that is laughing hahaha!Killing and killing, reward a second-level hot weapon M249, which can suddenly kill soul masters and below. 】

"Have you had enough trouble! Give it all to me, and chop these two lifeless brats into minced meat!" The boss, Fatty Hei, was completely angry, and looked at Tang Er with murderous intent in his eyes, as well as infinite greed.

This kid must have the legendary defensive soul guide, otherwise, how could a brat beat up his younger brother while he was asleep? .

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