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Chapter 144 I'm Face Blind
Chapter 144 I'm Face Blind (Please subscribe for the first update!)
Chen Chang'an said: "I think, this guy is a bit pretentious, think about it, master and brother;
This man, he is a peerless beauty among men, and once he puts on women's clothes, he is also a peerless beauty among women;
So what do you think will happen to this person's mentality? "
As soon as the words came out.
Daoist Lingxu and Wang Changshou both had blank expressions on their faces.
Chen Changan took a closer look.
Suddenly realized three points.
Well, Eldest Brother looks mediocre and not ugly, but he is not good enough to say that he is a handsome man.
Not to mention the master, his hair is gray and his age, judging from his face and bones, he was normal when he was young.
Strictly speaking, neither master nor brother have ever experienced beauty.
Unlike myself, I can experience what kind of exciting experience it is to be too handsome and beautiful since I was a child.
It's a bit tricky, and it's more troublesome to explain.
Think it over.
Chen Changan said:
"Well, from my personal experience, the face value is too high, as high as several mountains, if it is a normal person, it will generally swell and the mentality will drift;
Therefore, the rumors of kowtowing and praying for the gods to take away the appearance in the practice world are mostly false;
If God really took away the good looks and talents of this Great Desolate Son, it is estimated that this guy's mentality would explode on the spot, and his whole body would collapse!
Do you understand? "
Chen Chang'an paid attention to the changes of his master and senior brothers.
After a long time, Daoist Lingxu and Wang Changshou nodded slightly, which was their approval!
But with that expression, he just felt that what Chen Changan said was reasonable.
As for the experience... It is estimated that it is difficult to understand.
This made Chen Changan express:
The experience and past of everyone in the world are difficult for others to empathize with. If you have not experienced it, you will not be able to understand the pain.
Yes.
Being too handsome and beautiful is also a kind of pain. Chen Changan has been experiencing this kind of pain all the time, and he doesn't want God to take it away. He likes to enjoy the happiness brought by this kind of pain.
In Chen Chang'an's view, Mr. Xu Huang's behavior of kowtowing to take away his appearance is just doing and floating. He has experienced that kind of life without talent.
In this mythical world.
Only neurotics want to be ordinary.
But judging from previous contact, this Mr. Xuhuang is not crazy!
He is a normal person.
Since he is a normal person, all his actions and rumors are false.
Others can't see through, but he can!
Mr. Xuhuang's so-called kowtow to pray is just showing off and pretending to be coercive to all the practitioners.
He seemed to be telling everyone, look, I am so handsome and beautiful, Mr. Xuhuang, women are crazy when they see it, and men are also crazy when they see it, am I very cute?Are you envious or not?Are you jealous?
This point can also be felt from the words of Young Master Xu Huang when he was about to leave.
This is a pretender.
The heart is proud, lonely, swollen, and even feels that he is unique.
And if you want to smash the arrogance, loneliness, and unique inflated mentality of Mr. Xuhuang, you need someone who stands on the same level as him.
Tell him very clearly: Mr. Xuhuang, you are wrong, you are not arrogant, lonely, unique, a peerless man who is as handsome, beautiful, and omnipotent as you, there is another man in the world, he is me— —Grandpa Chen Changan, even I know a little more than you.
Ah ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~
Chen Changan thought so.
But at the next moment, Wang Changshou said thoughtfully: "Junior brother, since you just said that if you are a normal person with a mentality, so good-looking and talented, you will definitely float and swell;
That senior brother wants to ask, since you are so beautiful, junior brother, and you know a little bit of everything, then are you... floating? "
"Forehead……"
As soon as these words came out, Chen Changan was stunned.
What are you doing, brother, are you happy to dismantle your brother's platform?
I'm helping you now, okay?
Is there someone like you who is a teacher?
What is your brain circuit?
Chen Changan opened his mouth and came: "Brother, now we are not discussing whether I am floating or not. Let me tell you honestly, I am face-blind and don't know whether I am pretty or not. Are you satisfied with this answer?"
Hear this.
Wang Changshou nodded, "Brother, brother, I understand!"
Chen Chang'an said: "Brother, it's good that you understand, now let's discuss how to launch a spiritual battle against Mr. Xuhuang in the battle of asking questions..."
Wang Changshou said: "Okay..."
……
Xundao Mountain, the main hall of the Great Wilderness Gate branch.
Mr. Xuhuang lay lazily on the big chair, feeling very unwilling in his heart.
At the same time, there are many doubts.
Just now, except for the junior brother Chang'an, the master Lingxu Daoist and the holy son Wang Changshou, the three masters and apprentices all showed their due reactions when they saw him for the first time.
But then...
Why is it yellow?
He didn't understand what the problem was.
Also, the two of them drank their own wine, and the emotional ups and downs were not too great.
Now take a closer look, how come there is a perfunctory taste in it.
These questions lingering in his heart made Mr. Xu Huang feel more and more unhappy.
Damn, what is the problem?
At this time.
The disciple who followed him just now said cautiously, "Senior brother, what should we do with this wine?"
The wine in this disciple's hand.
It was just given by Taoist Lingxu.
Drunken Eight Immortals brewed in Chang'an.
"Throw it away, what are the eight drunken immortals, how can I be as good as my drunken master, trash, happy color!"
Young Master Xuhuang said indifferently.
"Ok!"
After hearing this, the disciple immediately ran out of the hall.
Ready to dump.
But at the next moment, Mr. Xuhuang shouted: "Wait, pour a little first and let me taste it, not too much, I'm afraid it will dirty my mouth!"
He was very dissatisfied, why his wine didn't have the desired shock effect in front of the three masters and apprentices.
This is completely different from the reaction of his sect disciples.
He wondered, could it be that different regions have different tastes?
Thinking about it like this, Chen Changan's ordinary little Zongbao appeared in his mind again.
What a junior, since you laughed at me, then I'll drink your wine, seeing what rubbish-tasting wine you can brew with your mediocre appearance.
If the gap is too big, then don't blame senior brother for pouring dirty water on you, hum!
soon.
That disciple poured a glass of wine and brought it to Mr. Xuhuang.
"uh-huh!"
Mr. Xu Huang took a look at this disciple, and let out a soft snort, which was enough to be coquettish, which immediately caused the disciple's eyes to glow green.
"Thank you, brother!"
Young Master Xuhuang smiled lightly, took the wine glass, put his thin lips on the side of the glass, and sipped a little.
moment.
Young Master Xuhuang's entire facial expression was pulled apart sharply and exaggeratedly.
There was also a red cloud flying over that pretty and tender face that could be broken with a snap of a finger.
"I'll go, it's strong enough, heavy enough, spicy enough, not over the top, a line of throat~~~ Good wine, good wine!"
next moment.
Young Master Xuhuang yelled three times, drank the rest of the wine in one gulp, and yelled: "Junior Brother, have another drink!"
What a good wine!
Men should drink this strong wine,
The pride is invincible!
A new day has begun!
Ask for recommended monthly tickets every day!
Although I'm a flutter, I'm full of passion!
Come, come, come over and kill me, please!
I beg you!
(End of this chapter)
Chen Chang'an said: "I think, this guy is a bit pretentious, think about it, master and brother;
This man, he is a peerless beauty among men, and once he puts on women's clothes, he is also a peerless beauty among women;
So what do you think will happen to this person's mentality? "
As soon as the words came out.
Daoist Lingxu and Wang Changshou both had blank expressions on their faces.
Chen Changan took a closer look.
Suddenly realized three points.
Well, Eldest Brother looks mediocre and not ugly, but he is not good enough to say that he is a handsome man.
Not to mention the master, his hair is gray and his age, judging from his face and bones, he was normal when he was young.
Strictly speaking, neither master nor brother have ever experienced beauty.
Unlike myself, I can experience what kind of exciting experience it is to be too handsome and beautiful since I was a child.
It's a bit tricky, and it's more troublesome to explain.
Think it over.
Chen Changan said:
"Well, from my personal experience, the face value is too high, as high as several mountains, if it is a normal person, it will generally swell and the mentality will drift;
Therefore, the rumors of kowtowing and praying for the gods to take away the appearance in the practice world are mostly false;
If God really took away the good looks and talents of this Great Desolate Son, it is estimated that this guy's mentality would explode on the spot, and his whole body would collapse!
Do you understand? "
Chen Chang'an paid attention to the changes of his master and senior brothers.
After a long time, Daoist Lingxu and Wang Changshou nodded slightly, which was their approval!
But with that expression, he just felt that what Chen Changan said was reasonable.
As for the experience... It is estimated that it is difficult to understand.
This made Chen Changan express:
The experience and past of everyone in the world are difficult for others to empathize with. If you have not experienced it, you will not be able to understand the pain.
Yes.
Being too handsome and beautiful is also a kind of pain. Chen Changan has been experiencing this kind of pain all the time, and he doesn't want God to take it away. He likes to enjoy the happiness brought by this kind of pain.
In Chen Chang'an's view, Mr. Xu Huang's behavior of kowtowing to take away his appearance is just doing and floating. He has experienced that kind of life without talent.
In this mythical world.
Only neurotics want to be ordinary.
But judging from previous contact, this Mr. Xuhuang is not crazy!
He is a normal person.
Since he is a normal person, all his actions and rumors are false.
Others can't see through, but he can!
Mr. Xuhuang's so-called kowtow to pray is just showing off and pretending to be coercive to all the practitioners.
He seemed to be telling everyone, look, I am so handsome and beautiful, Mr. Xuhuang, women are crazy when they see it, and men are also crazy when they see it, am I very cute?Are you envious or not?Are you jealous?
This point can also be felt from the words of Young Master Xu Huang when he was about to leave.
This is a pretender.
The heart is proud, lonely, swollen, and even feels that he is unique.
And if you want to smash the arrogance, loneliness, and unique inflated mentality of Mr. Xuhuang, you need someone who stands on the same level as him.
Tell him very clearly: Mr. Xuhuang, you are wrong, you are not arrogant, lonely, unique, a peerless man who is as handsome, beautiful, and omnipotent as you, there is another man in the world, he is me— —Grandpa Chen Changan, even I know a little more than you.
Ah ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~
Chen Changan thought so.
But at the next moment, Wang Changshou said thoughtfully: "Junior brother, since you just said that if you are a normal person with a mentality, so good-looking and talented, you will definitely float and swell;
That senior brother wants to ask, since you are so beautiful, junior brother, and you know a little bit of everything, then are you... floating? "
"Forehead……"
As soon as these words came out, Chen Changan was stunned.
What are you doing, brother, are you happy to dismantle your brother's platform?
I'm helping you now, okay?
Is there someone like you who is a teacher?
What is your brain circuit?
Chen Changan opened his mouth and came: "Brother, now we are not discussing whether I am floating or not. Let me tell you honestly, I am face-blind and don't know whether I am pretty or not. Are you satisfied with this answer?"
Hear this.
Wang Changshou nodded, "Brother, brother, I understand!"
Chen Chang'an said: "Brother, it's good that you understand, now let's discuss how to launch a spiritual battle against Mr. Xuhuang in the battle of asking questions..."
Wang Changshou said: "Okay..."
……
Xundao Mountain, the main hall of the Great Wilderness Gate branch.
Mr. Xuhuang lay lazily on the big chair, feeling very unwilling in his heart.
At the same time, there are many doubts.
Just now, except for the junior brother Chang'an, the master Lingxu Daoist and the holy son Wang Changshou, the three masters and apprentices all showed their due reactions when they saw him for the first time.
But then...
Why is it yellow?
He didn't understand what the problem was.
Also, the two of them drank their own wine, and the emotional ups and downs were not too great.
Now take a closer look, how come there is a perfunctory taste in it.
These questions lingering in his heart made Mr. Xu Huang feel more and more unhappy.
Damn, what is the problem?
At this time.
The disciple who followed him just now said cautiously, "Senior brother, what should we do with this wine?"
The wine in this disciple's hand.
It was just given by Taoist Lingxu.
Drunken Eight Immortals brewed in Chang'an.
"Throw it away, what are the eight drunken immortals, how can I be as good as my drunken master, trash, happy color!"
Young Master Xuhuang said indifferently.
"Ok!"
After hearing this, the disciple immediately ran out of the hall.
Ready to dump.
But at the next moment, Mr. Xuhuang shouted: "Wait, pour a little first and let me taste it, not too much, I'm afraid it will dirty my mouth!"
He was very dissatisfied, why his wine didn't have the desired shock effect in front of the three masters and apprentices.
This is completely different from the reaction of his sect disciples.
He wondered, could it be that different regions have different tastes?
Thinking about it like this, Chen Changan's ordinary little Zongbao appeared in his mind again.
What a junior, since you laughed at me, then I'll drink your wine, seeing what rubbish-tasting wine you can brew with your mediocre appearance.
If the gap is too big, then don't blame senior brother for pouring dirty water on you, hum!
soon.
That disciple poured a glass of wine and brought it to Mr. Xuhuang.
"uh-huh!"
Mr. Xu Huang took a look at this disciple, and let out a soft snort, which was enough to be coquettish, which immediately caused the disciple's eyes to glow green.
"Thank you, brother!"
Young Master Xuhuang smiled lightly, took the wine glass, put his thin lips on the side of the glass, and sipped a little.
moment.
Young Master Xuhuang's entire facial expression was pulled apart sharply and exaggeratedly.
There was also a red cloud flying over that pretty and tender face that could be broken with a snap of a finger.
"I'll go, it's strong enough, heavy enough, spicy enough, not over the top, a line of throat~~~ Good wine, good wine!"
next moment.
Young Master Xuhuang yelled three times, drank the rest of the wine in one gulp, and yelled: "Junior Brother, have another drink!"
What a good wine!
Men should drink this strong wine,
The pride is invincible!
A new day has begun!
Ask for recommended monthly tickets every day!
Although I'm a flutter, I'm full of passion!
Come, come, come over and kill me, please!
I beg you!
(End of this chapter)
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