Maoshan Judge

Chapter 42 It's Dead Again
After Cao Dan left, Uncle Qiu took a sip of tea, and said with a solemn face: "Xiao Gang, don't be fooled by this kid's appearance, I thought that this kid was kind at the beginning, but he can do everything Come out!"

I replied carelessly: "It's okay, if he dares to play tricks, I will take him out of the palace!"

"Xiao Gang, let's talk about your office first. What kind of office do you want to open?" Uncle Qiu changed the subject and asked about my office!

"Well, uncle, I want to open an office about catching ghosts, called Tiandao Office, which can just carry forward my Maoshan Tiandao School!" I said righteously, originally I was confused about the office, but recently So many things have happened, I can't hide from the world but actively join the world!

Uncle Qiu nodded slightly, expressing his approval of my idea and said: "If Master knows that you have this kind of heart, he will be happy. How about it, I am happy to write a couplet for your company today. Come, I will serve you with pen and ink!" Lift the cuffs to your arms!

"Xiaoqing, hurry up and prepare pens, inks, papers and inkstones!" I yelled at Hao Qingqing, she immediately stood up when she heard that, and was flipping through the drawer of his computer desk. He brought out the inkstone, pen and ink, and hurried over, handing over the pen, ink, paper and inkstone!

Uncle Qiu took the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, tore a square piece of paper into two, laid it flat on the coffee table, poured a few drops of water from the cup, and rubbed the ink pad on the inkstone with one hand, and after a while The water inside turned into ink. He continued to pick up the brush with one hand, dabbed it on the tip of his tongue a few times, and steadily extended the brush to the inkstone, quickly turned the brush in a circle inside the inkstone, and then slowly lifted it up. , but when the brush touches the paper, the speed of writing speeds up again, like flowing water, and slowly slows down at the end of writing!I saw two lines of words written on it: "The sky net is extensive and sparse, and the Taoism is transcendent to subdue demons and eliminate demons!" These words are natural, and the strokes are as strong as drums and rocks, and the horizontal firmness is not right!
While we were admiring this couplet, there was an exclamation of "Ah" from the bathroom, it was from Hao Qingqing, we rushed to the door of the bathroom quickly, when I wanted to break open, begging uncle He grabbed me, "What are you doing? She's a girl, let's knock on the door first!" I was taken aback when I heard that, yes, men and women can't kiss each other, I forgot everything in a hurry!We knocked on the door vigorously, "Boom, boom, boom!" But no one came to open the door!
At this time, there was really no other way. Uncle Qiu held Kuang Tianyou's shoulder and said: "There is no other way now, God you, you blindfolded and went in to save people. You have a strong feeling in other aspects, so now you can only rely on it." You!" Uncle Qiu took out a red ribbon with one hand, Kuang Tianyou cooperated and covered his eyes with the red ribbon, and with a bang, the door of the bathroom was knocked open, only to see Hao Qingqing passed out Under the sink.Fortunately, she didn't go to the toilet, so I rushed in quickly, picked up Hao Qingqing, and put her on the sofa!

Uncle Qiu patted Hao Qingqing's face and shouted: "Girl, girl, are you okay, wake up!" He patted Xiaoqing's face while talking, and after a while, Hao Qingqing lay trembling on the sofa It was obvious that he had been frightened just now!

I comforted and said: "Xiaoqing, what's the matter, what happened just now, don't worry, with us, everything will pass!" Seeing that Xiaoqing was still trembling, I suddenly felt pity and pity!
"I. I. I. Damn it just now!" Looking at Xiaoqing's intermittent speech, it can be seen that she has not recovered from the shock just now!
"Damn it? Where is he? Dare to act wildly on labor and management!" He uttered several curse words, but he was still angry in his heart. Why did my father arrange a ghost company for me? Fortunately, I know the law. Otherwise, I don't know how to drive it!
"Just now. In the bathroom.?" Xiaoqing said intermittently, probably because of my swearing, which gave her a little sense of security!

"Let's go, let's go and see what kind of ghost dares to act wild!" I said angrily, hum, since you dare to touch people in my company, let's take him first. Although I don't know what kind of ghost it is, but today I Let him fly away in my hands!As I said that, I rushed to the bathroom, Uncle Qiu and the others followed, especially Xiaoqing who staggered along!

I hurriedly opened my yin and yang eyes and saw a ghost with a beard and a blue T-shirt on the upper body, jeans on the lower body, sitting in the toilet and reading a pornographic novel!I pretended not to see him, walked over quietly, and slowly approached the ghost. He obviously noticed me and looked up at me, but I still ignored his existence. I was about to sit on the toilet when I saw the ghost Holding my legs, I pretended to be flustered, and shouted: "Help, help!" I blinked at Qiu Shu and them suddenly, signaling them not to move!
I hid my right hand in my sleeve, pinched the dharma, and silently read: "The messenger of thunder and fire, a million blue dragons, thunderbolts from the sky, quickly enter the talisman, as urgent as a law!" When I read the last word, I suddenly said loudly. When I got up, I quickly took out a talisman from my pocket with my left hand, and slapped the talisman out. There was a muffled thunder, and the ghost let go of me in pain, trying to escape, but Uncle Qiu immediately took out the yin and yang mirror. , Facing this and that ghost, no matter how that ghost escapes, it can't get past the thunder pool half a step!

"Come on, who told you to come, you can show yourself!" I said to the male ghost viciously, and when he showed up, Xiaoqing screamed "It's him!"

When the ghost saw that we were not easy to mess with, he knelt down and kowtowed to us in a panic and said, "Grandfathers, I'm sorry, please forgive me if I offend you. My name is Zhang San, and that Caodan man called me here!"

"Why do you listen to his words to scare us, why don't you go to reincarnation? Say!" I scolded, Zhang San didn't dare to offend me, so I had to respectfully say: "Brother, in fact, I died unjustly, so I can't go to reincarnation , During the Cultural Revolution, I actually did nothing, but I was still criticized. For my wife and children, I decided to draw a line with them, and then committed suicide in prison. Also, Cao Dan said that he only needs to help him kill you , he helped me reincarnate, but I can't do this, I didn't even dare to step on an ant to death when I was alive!"

"Oh, it seems that you are still a poor ghost. What are you willing to do with me? I can guarantee that you will be reincarnated!" I asked Zhang San, thinking that this is not actually an evil ghost, but just met This is what villains do!I took out the judge's pen, and the ghost whispered tremblingly, "Yes, yes!"

I took out a very small umbrella, the kind that can be inserted on top of a small cake, and chanted a spell. It didn’t take long for Zhang San to be sucked in by the small umbrella. I did this for the convenience of carrying. Running all over the street with a big umbrella, people thought I was crazy, so I put the small umbrella in my pocket!
Xiaoqing was stunned, standing there alone, she obviously couldn't believe that all of this was true, but she clearly saw it with her own eyes, and I could see her contradiction, she murmured Asked: "Who are you?"

"Oh, it's just the Taoism that I have learned from Master for several years!" I replied perfunctorily, but at this moment my mobile phone rang, and I saw that it was Xiaobei calling. I answered the call, and it was Xiaobei's panicked voice: "It's not good, he died again. This morning, the second son of the Xu family died. He died in exactly the same way as Uncle Xu. Come back quickly!"

"Well, okay, I'll be back later, hang up, you appease the family first!" I hung up the phone, and Uncle Qiu asked me anxiously: "What's wrong? Did something happen again?"

"Hey, the second child of the Xu family is dead. He died exactly like Uncle Xu. We have to go back!" I sighed, thinking about what evil Uncle Xu had done. Both father and son died within two days!
"Oh, Xiaoqing, we have to go back, and I will leave this place to you!" I said to Xiaoqing!But Xiaoqing held my hand timidly, "I'm afraid." Although I didn't say anything later, I knew she was afraid and what the hell!

"It's okay, don't worry, I just checked, there are no ghosts here, you can rest assured!" I comforted Xiaoqing, followed Uncle Qiu out of the company, and waved to Xiaoqing!
(End of this chapter)