Maoshan Judge

Chapter 88
After we left Lingyan Mountain, Ban Zhuan hugged Daoist Liang Jie in his arms. It was already daylight when we left, and the next day we went to Fu Lu Shou Funeral Parlor to hold a memorial service for Daoist Liang Jie. The meeting was very successful. We took out his urn and buried him hastily on Lingyan Mountain. Then we returned home. My parents were waiting for me at home, and my godparents stayed by Xiaobei's all day long. Beside the body, never leave.

"Xiao Gang, you are back, but there is still no sign of my son coming back to life?" Godfather asked anxiously, they thought that Xiao Bei would come back to life if I broke the death curse, so I walked over to observe Xiao Bei Fortunately, the tattoo has disappeared.

I comforted them and said: "Godfather, godmother, don't worry, I will save Xiaobei later, but it will take a few days." As I spoke, I fell into deep thought.My mother looked at Xiaoying and asked, "Who is this?"

Banzhuan said with a smile: "This is your daughter-in-law, Xiaoying." The mother said happily: "Oh, not bad, Xiaogang, when did it happen?" Ambience lost his composure when he said such words, and immediately returned to his original tense face.

But the godmother also said happily: "Congratulations, when will the matter be done?" After she finished speaking, she became sad and cried: "Poor my little Bei? If he is alive, he should almost marry a wife."

"Godmother, please wait for a few days. When Xiaobei comes back, I must introduce him to a beautiful wife." After saying that, he left the house, not wanting to see them crying again, because if this continues, I may I also started to cry, I faced Banzhuan and Xiaoying and said, "Let's go, let's save Xiaobei."

"Mom and Dad, let's go first, take care of yourself, and I will rescue Xiaobei." I waved at them, and Xiaoying also turned around and said, "Uncle and aunt, let's go first. I will definitely visit again in time.”

So we left my house and came to the office. Hao Qingqing was on the phone right now, very absorbed in the call, and didn't notice us coming in at all. I walked up to her and said loudly: "Hey, what are you doing?" Qingqing was startled, hung up the phone after a while, and said hesitantly: "No, it's nothing, oh, Mr. He is here."

"Oh, you're not on the phone with your boyfriend, are you?" Banzhuan laughed and teased, but Hao Qingqing gave him an annoyed look and said, "Fuck you, my parents called me just now. "

"Okay, okay, it's nothing serious, Xiaoqing, we are here to ask you something." I said.

Hao Qingqing asked curiously: "Oh, Mr. He, what can I do for you?" I didn't like this kind of polite words very much, so I said displeasedly: "Oh, it's really nothing, we have to go to the back room to rest A few days, please take care of the business of the office." In fact, I have never been to the office a few times, and that is just official language.

Hao Qingqing said swiftly, "Okay, Mr. He, go and rest." He picked up a sign on the table and hung it on the door of the office, and saw the sign read "Closed for rectification". It was prepared by Hao Qingqing in advance, but she didn't expect her thoughts to be really meticulous.

"Xiaoying, you stay here, and you are in charge of chatting with Xiaoqing, this little girl, don't be bored." I didn't expect that Xiaoying and Hao Qingqing had a lively chat before I finished speaking, I said to them : "If there is any movement inside, don't come in, you understand?"

"Okay, I'll follow President He's decree." Hao Qingqing gave me a military salute, and I said with a funny smile: "Haha, you've become chicken feet, okay, Banzhu, come in with me?" So I pulled Banzhu to the back room, and Banzhu asked in surprise: "We two big men are in the same room alone, do we want to have sex?" Come on, let's go rescue Xiaobei together." I kicked Banzhu onto the bed in the back room, moaning "Ouch".

Xiaoying and Hao Qingqing were staring at the two of us, they stared at us for a long time, they didn't really think we were gay, did they?That's a big problem, it shows that there is something wrong with my sexual orientation.I said softly to Xiaoying: "Okay, baby, I'll go first, don't worry, we'll go save Xiaobei."

"Oh, how can I save them in the house?" Xiaoying asked me suspiciously. Indeed, if you can save the people in the ghost house in the house, then you should not go out to subdue the demons. I had an idea and said "Banzhuan and I are going to cast a spell to recall Xiaobei's soul. No one should watch or disturb him, and we can't pay attention to the combination of yang and yang, so you and Xiaoqing are not suitable to be present." Xiaoying looked at me suspiciously, Said: "Oh, okay, then you go in, I will protect you." Unexpectedly, Xiaoying would still tease at this time.

"Okay, let's go, baby." As I said that, I kissed Xiaoying lightly, and Xiaoying blushed like a monkey, and said shyly, "Oh, I hate it." After getting the insurance, I walked to Banzhuan. Banzhuan looked at me vigilantly and said, "Don't come here. I'm not gay. I'm only interested in women. If you go to Thailand to transform, I'd rather You can think about it."

"Fuck you, let's be serious, okay, we're going to the underworld now." I snapped angrily, then took out two tokens from my pocket, and handed one to Banzhu, who accepted it suspiciously. Passing the token asked: "Hell? How to get there? How do you use this token?"

"Did you forget what I was doing in the underworld? Later, you just need to say 'Leaving the Nether and Entering the Underworld, Departure'." I said displeased, feeling that I am an idiot at the moment, if Xiaoying didn't know With my status in the underworld, even if I am killed, I will not be called a brick.

"Are you ready?" I looked at Banzhuan contemptuously, and Banzhuan murmured: "Okay." Banzhuan and I recited the spell at the same time, and the soul left the body, only the bodies of the two of us were seen Lying on the bed and sleeping, Ban Zhuan looked at this scene in shock and asked, "Are we dead?"

"No, our bodies are just sleeping, let's go, go to the underworld to save Beckham." After I finished speaking, I took out my mobile phone and made a call. After a while, a brand new Mercedes-Benz S500 appeared in front of us, and the abalone came down. Car, said very gentlemanly: "Your Majesty, I'm here to pick you up. This is the new car that Hades gave you." Just after finishing speaking, he looked at the brick with vigilance and said, "Who are you?" Lai Abalone doesn't know bricks, but I didn't do anything unruly when I was there.

I hastily explained: "Oh, this is it. This is my friend, named Banzhuan, who went to the underworld with me." Then Baoyu felt relieved and said, "Everyone, please get in the car." After we finished talking, we got into the car, thinking how the master gave me a high-end car, and we were very happy.

"Ah" Banzhuan screamed, blindfolded, I was wondering why Banzhuan was so scared, it turned out that there was a wall in front of the car, and the abalone showed no sign of braking at all, so I opened the Banzhuo and covered my eyes hand, said: "You boy is so timid, don't worry, you won't hit it, how could the car in the underworld hit the wall of the Yang world?" Banzhuan looked ahead dubiously, and sure enough, the car passed through the wall .I seemed to smell a smell of urine, I looked along the crotch of Banzhuan, dammit, this kid was so scared that he peed.

"I didn't expect you to be so big and pee your pants." Banzhuan heard that I was exposing his embarrassment, he didn't pay attention at first, but when he looked down, his pants were wet, and he immediately covered his crotch, anxiously Asked: "Uncle Grand Master, what should I do?" Abalone, who was driving in front, was also happy to see it, but he didn't say much, and concentrated on driving his car.

I took out my mobile phone and pressed the "2" button. A large pink suit appeared on the seat. I gave him a look and asked him to put it on. The clothes on his body were very uncoordinated, because Ban Zhuan was a thin man, but Ban Zhu didn't care so much, changed his clothes and pants in the car, and said gratefully: "Uncle Grand Master, thank you so much .”

After a while, I came to the entrance of the underworld, that is, Huangquan Road. The Huangquan Road is full of Datura flowers. It is said that if anyone is infatuated with these Datura flowers, then he will fall into an eternal illusion, unless Someone came to the rescue.Suddenly a white figure rushed to the front of the car and was hitting the windshield. The windshield was cracked with a bang. I was about to make a move when Abalone made a face at me, hoping not to I shot, I wanted to see what abalone could do, so I put away the Shattering Seal in my hand.

I only heard Abalone yelling: "Bold and wronged soul, the judge is here, you dare to act wild." But Abalone's angry shout was useless at all, and only then did I notice that it was a female ghost, wearing a white dress, It was similar to a prison uniform, with disheveled hair and distorted facial features.Abalone was also angry now, and she slammed on the accelerator, and the female ghost was on the verge of falling. She said in a terrifying voice, "I'm wronged, I'm wronged." I shouted at Baoyu, "Slow down and get out of the car."

Abalone found a place and stopped. We got out of the car. When the female ghost saw the car stop, she also jumped down, knelt down and said, "My lord, I am wronged. I am wronged." Picking up the female ghost, she asked, "Speak of grievances."

"My lord, I was wronged. My child died in childbirth. When I came to the underworld, the King of Hades sentenced me to the thirteenth layer of blood pool hell. I didn't make any mistakes during my lifetime. I just died in childbirth. Why? I am not wronged if you want me to go to the eighteenth floor of hell." The female ghost may have been tortured in the blood pool hell, which caused such horror.I asked again, "Then how did you get out?"

"My lord, I ran out because of the slack guard, and I happened to meet my lord here, and I came here to avenge my grievances." The female ghost explained the matter respectfully, and I was also surprised. It is too cruel to go to the eighteen levels of hell. When I see Master, I must ask him to remove this clause.

"Okay, please follow me into the car, let's go to the King of Hades to discuss the theory." I said angrily, and helped the poor female ghost into the car, Abalone said in a difficult way: "My lord, I'm afraid this is not right. .”

I cursed angrily: "Are you the judge or I am the judge, drive your car." After finishing speaking, I glared at Baoyu, who could only drive with an aggrieved face, and probably arrived at the Palace of the King of Hell after a while , the Palace of Hades is still the same, using modern equipment, a computer chair, the computer is located in the north, the south is the sofa for the reception, and there are various bookshelves on both sides. I walked in with the female ghost, and the bricks followed When I arrived at the Hall of Kings of Hell, the master saw me dragging a female ghost into the Hall of Kings of Hell, and said a little unhappy, "Come right here, why are you bringing a female ghost with you?"

As soon as I heard this, I asked angrily, "Master, is it possible that this female ghost will enter the blood pool hell after dying of dystocia?" When Ban Zhuan heard my address to Hades, he immediately understood that this was his grandfather Zhong Shan The master hurriedly knelt down and said, "I'm laying down the bricks to greet the ancestors." The master ignored the words of the bricks and continued: "Everyone who has dystocia, vomits blood, or bleeds to death will be thrown into this blood pool hell." .”

Ban Zhuan saw that Hades didn't respond, so he said it loudly again, and then the master paid attention to Ban Zhuan and asked, "Who are you?"

"If you go back to the master, I am Zhong Shan's grandson, and I am paying respects to the master here." After saying that, he kowtowed again, and the master scolded angrily: "My disciple Zhong Shan has no wife, where is the grandson? "

"This brick was picked up by my brother, and you are an ignorant old man. Now he is spending honeymoon with Xiaohong." I retorted.

Only then did the master come to his senses, lifted up the brick that was kneeling on the ground, and said, "Oh, I'm really ignorant, get up quickly." Then the brick got up.Now the female ghost fell to her knees with a "plop", crying and shouting: "Yan Wang, I am wronged, I am wronged." This is the master scolded contemptuously: "Bold wronged soul, you dare to escape from hell without permission. If I don’t beat you, you’ll lose your voice.” After finishing speaking, I was about to slap the female ghost, and I hurriedly grabbed the master’s hand, regardless of my identity as a disciple, and cursed: “You are so old! Yes, it's simply stubborn, according to what you say, which family's daughter would dare to marry and have children?"

It was probably the first time the master heard my angry shout, he was stunned stupidly, and then said: "This ghost is named Song Min, and she is a lady from a massage parlor. died in childbirth."

"What's the matter? Isn't she a human being? Being a good person means that she has reformed. If you do this again, I will destroy your body. Damn, I don't care if you are a master." I increased the decibel and continued to argue with the master. Look, this is a naked threat.

The master became annoyed when he saw this: "Do you dare?" I also gave him a look and said: "Do you think I dare?"

At the moment when my master and I were arguing, a voice came down from the sky, "Yan Wang accepts the order, and the Jade Emperor has specially ordered you to modify the regulations of the [-]th hell, hereby." Just as the voice in the air finished, a yellow cloth fell down When he got down, the master hurriedly took the falling yellow cloth and said, "Come here." At this time, two yin servants came in outside the door, and the master ordered, "You send Song Min to reincarnation." After getting the order, he helped Song Min out.

(End of this chapter)