Maoshan Judge

Chapter 95
At this time Ma Hu had already shown the Dharma image of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, put his palms together and said, "I am Ma Xiaohu, how many of you will come to see me and have a relationship with you?" I couldn't help being surprised, how could this Ma Xiaohu know us Looking for him?Does he still count?

I settled down and said, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, we came to you this time only to enter the deep and secluded realm and rescue my brother."

Ma Xiaohu looked at me with satisfaction, as if he was very satisfied with my courage, thinking that this is the place where Di lives, how dangerous this place is, people who go there will never return, they are close to death.

Ma Xiaohu patted his beard and said, "This dark place is extraordinary, isn't it? If you go in, I'm afraid it will be a disaster." He seemed worried, showing the compassionate attitude of the Buddhists, and Ban Zhuan was curious. He asked, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, what exactly is this dark place?"

"Well, this secluded place is another shelter beyond the Three Realms. 5000 years ago, I found that there are dwarfs everywhere in the world, and I went to subdue them. And I, the Buddha, is merciful, and if you want to die, you have to ask about the situation."

"By the way, don't call me Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva from now on, just call me Xiaohu." Ma Xiaohu then added, why is Ma Xiaohu's name so familiar?Where does it seem to have been heard?But now I can't even think about it.

"Then did you reopen a world for the 聻, so that these 聻 can live a stable life?" I asked suspiciously, thinking that the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is really merciful, and reopened a world for the sake of some 聻. How much energy and material resources will be spent?
Ma Xiaohu shook his head and said: "No, I created a realm for Di, called Di Ming Youjing, but because the environment there is relatively harsh, the resentment of those Di was getting bigger and bigger, and later it led to They kill each other, hey." He sighed.

"Then what happened later? You must have made arrangements, right?" I patted Xiaohu on the shoulder and said, this Xiaohu is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and he would definitely not let such a riot happen.

"That's right. Later, I entered the Nether Realm and suffered together with these scorpions to quell the disaster, but 30 years ago, because of." Ma Xiaohu hesitated to speak, what must he want to say?
"Because of what?" I asked anxiously, something extraordinary must have happened 30 years ago, which made Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva had to give up the Netherworld.

"Because I calculated the catastrophe, I had to be reincarnated in a mortal's house. Later, I was moved by the love between Ma Dalong and his wife, so I was born in his house and became his child." Ma Xiaohu murmured Said.

"Okay, let's go to the Palace of Hades to talk first, it's empty now." He continued, and then told Datou and Pea: "You take those who get rid of their grievances to the samsara elevator to reincarnate."

"Samsara Elevator? What is that place?" I asked suspiciously. I only know the Samsara Tunnel. What is the difference between the Samsara Tunnel and the Samsara Elevator?

"It's the place where ghosts go to reincarnate. It used to be a staircase in ancient times. If ghosts are exhausted, it may take a long time. Besides, after so many years of reform and opening up, the stairs should be replaced with elevators. They were originally old-fashioned. The elevator is now replaced by a room-type elevator.”

After hearing Xiaohu's words, Banzhuan on the side couldn't help thinking, and then asked: "Isn't the one sent to reincarnation I saw on TV like a well? Why is it now an elevator?"

I patted Banzhuan's head violently, and said, "Stupid, this hell is underground. How can a person go down if they want to reincarnate? Of course it is sent up." Banzhuan touched his head , looked at me aggrieved.I continued to ask: "Brother Xiaohu, what is the difference between this reincarnation tunnel and the reincarnation elevator?"

"This reincarnation tunnel can be used to return the sun, but this reincarnation elevator is only used for reincarnation." Ma Xiaohu replied, and then made a gesture of invitation and said: "Let's go, let's go to the reincarnation platform first, I think it will be reincarnated." You haven't been there yet, have you?"

Together with Ma Xiaohu, we came to the front of the reincarnation stage. There were people in black tunic suits sitting busy in front of the computer. They pressed the keyboard familiarly, like playing the piano, making a "popping" sound, and their eyes were either Staring at the computer screen, or staring at the ghost standing in front of the computer.

And the ghosts in front of the computer are like busy traffic, waiting in a long line, anxiously waiting to register, hoping that they can vote for a good family, and some of the ghosts who pass are full of joy, while others are full of sadness , and some showed expressions of fear.Xiaohu took us through here, and the next thing we passed was a bridge.

The bridge is made of bricks and stones. The color of the bridge is blood red, which makes people look like human blood left on the bridge. In the center of the bridge there is a shop with a flag hanging on it. "Meng Po brand herbal tea" is written, and the whole bridge is full of people, and in front of the shop, there is a delicate and handsome girl who is busy. Excuse me, this must be Po Meng?
Banzhuan looked ahead and said, "This must be the Naihe Bridge?"

"Well, yes, this is the Naihe Bridge." Ma Xiaohu kindly looked at Po Meng who was busy not far away, and Po Meng also saw him, and Po Meng smiled at him.

But Banzhuan said jokingly: "Oh, why is this old woman such a beautiful girl? She is so beautiful." Said that she stared at Granny Meng obsessively, and was still drooling.

"Banzhu, have you become lustful again?" I cast a contemptuous look, it seems that this old problem of Bianzhu has committed again, as long as he sees a beautiful woman, he will either look at others lustfully or directly Saliva, is this brick a Buddhist disciple?I think ordinary people are not as good as.

Unexpectedly, Ban Zhuan retorted: "Uncle Grand Master, everyone has a love for beauty. I think Granny Meng is so beautiful. If you marry such a wife, you will have no regrets in your life." Granny Meng, Granny Meng seemed to have noticed that someone was peeping at her, so she gave Banzhuan a look. Banzhuan had never seen such a strong woman before, and her eyes immediately left Granny Meng.

He probably also knows that Po Meng is not easy to provoke, if he offends her, maybe he will force Po Meng soup to you, causing you to lose your memory?Banzhuan seemed to have thought of this too, and couldn't help shaking his head, saying: "Hey, I am the monk's life." Recently, Banzhuan has become more prone to sighing.

Ma Xiaohu smiled calmly and said: "Haha, Ban Zhuan, you don't have such a chance. This Meng Po was married when she was alive, and she has three children."

"I would like to know who is so lucky to be able to marry such a beautiful wife." Banzhuan asked curiously.

"It's Ma Dalong, my father." Ma Xiaohu said softly.

"What? Ma Dalong?" We both asked at the same time, with surprised expressions on our faces.Uh, by the way, why is Ma Dalong so familiar?Where does it seem to have been heard?But I just can’t remember it, this memory is sometimes like this, things that shouldn’t be remembered always come to my mind unconsciously, and some things I want to remember always exist in my subconscious.

"Yes, I haven't finished my business yet. Let me continue." Ma Xiaohu said and took us to the shop. When I came to this shop, I found that it was a teahouse. I was puzzled. Asked: "Drinking tea here? Aren't you afraid of losing your memory?"

"Then you are wrong. This is a tea room, and the small stall over there is for ghosts to drink Mengpo soup." Ma Xiaohu said and pointed to a corner of the shop. I was short-sighted, so I didn't see clearly that there was a small stall here, and there were a few men in Chinese tunic suits preparing to drink Meng Po soup for the ghosts. I looked over there, and it turned out that the Meng Po soup was green. The tea color is not the same at all.

"Grandma Meng, here are three bowls of tea." Ban Zhuan shouted at Granny Meng, unexpectedly, Granny Meng continued to be busy, mixing cups of liquid like a bartender, and Ban Zhuan shouted loudly at her again As she shouted, the ghosts around were all staring at us, and Po Meng also reacted, turned around, glared at the brick again, continued to be busy, and didn't say anything.

This brick looked at Po Meng with strange eyes. I think it was probably during the conversation just now that Po Meng's words had already offended Po Meng, so she ignored her. When I walked in front of Po Meng, she seemed Didn't notice me, and continued to configure her Mengpo soup.

"Sister, what are you busy with?" I greeted politely, this trick was very effective, Meng Po smiled and turned around and said: "Brother, I am preparing Meng Po soup, do you want to come?" A bowl?" As he spoke, he handed me Mengpo soup, the taste in the soup made me intoxicated, and I took her Mengpo soup unknowingly.

This Mengpo soup seems to have a charm, which attracted me deeply. Just when I was about to drink it, Ma Xiaohu rushed over, snatched the Mengpo soup from my hand, and ordered mine In an instant, I felt a lot more awake. Looking at the Mengpo soup in his hand, I knew what had happened. If Ma Xiaohu hadn’t discovered it in time, I might be like a walking dead now, only knowing to walk forward .

"Mom, what are you doing? This is my friend." Ma Xiaohu said angrily, and Meng Po smiled, took the Meng Po soup in his hand, walked towards the small stall, and faced the ghost messenger Said: "Mengpo soup is very precious, just give each ghost a drop, don't waste too much."

After speaking, he walked towards us, and said apologetically: "I was just joking with this little brother, there is no need to be so nervous, right?" He looked at me and asked, "Are you the judge of my underworld? "It turned out that Po Meng was playing tricks on me. She knew that I was a judge, so she handed Po Po Meng's soup to me.

But I asked suspiciously: "Grandma Meng, why is this soup so attractive?" Granny Meng smiled again and said, "This ghost probably refuses to drink Granny Meng's soup to forget the past life. Moreover, it once happened that a fake Mengpo soup was used to reincarnate, but the child was born to be able to talk, and the parents of the child were scared to death on the spot. A drug that easily paralyzes people.” She kept making Meng Po soup on the table as she spoke, and then she seemed to remember something and said, “Don’t always call me Meng Po, you don’t think such a name is very Are you old-fashioned? Just call me Xiaotang."

If you think about it, Meng Po may be the name of the first Meng Po, and all of them will be used as the official title in the underworld. It is calculated in the days of Yangjian, so think about it, if Yangjian is 20 years old, wouldn’t the underworld be tens of thousands of years old? Besides, the term of office of this underworld is not necessarily short, and sometimes it can be re-elected. is longer.

"Oh, the underworld also sells drugs?" Ban Zhuan said with a smile, and then looked at me curiously, maybe wondering what happened to me just now?Sure enough, he asked, "Uncle Grand Master, what happened to you just now? Looking at you so self-indulgent, doesn't it smell delicious?"

Xiaotang slammed the table, stared at the brick and said, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, this is the same as the anesthetic in your yang world, the amount used is very small, crossbow, this is it, it's called psychedelic fairy dew." Then I picked up a purple bottle and showed it to us. I took the bottle, only to see the purple liquid inside, and I didn’t know whether the liquid was originally purple or the purple was reflected by the bottle.

Ban Zhuan snatched the psychedelic dew from my hand, looked at it carefully, and said, "Isn't this just an ordinary liquid, what's so strange about it?" He snatched the bottle, but Brick easily dodged it, unscrewed the bottle cap and smiled triumphantly at us. He didn't think anything at all, and put his nose close to the mouth of the bottle and smelled it.

"No." Just as Banzhuan leaned over to smell it, Xiao Tang said in amazement. From her terrified expression, one could see the power of this bottle of psychedelic fairy dew. Sure enough, Banzhuan started dancing after a while , and sang the song that announced to the whole world that I love you, Banzhuan's singing voice is really not flattering, if you want to go out of tune as much as you want.

And because of the psychedelic fairy dew, this brick sang louder and louder. The ghosts in line and us all covered our ears, while he closed his eyes, slowly took off his coat, and kept spinning his hands He took off his clothes, sang and yelled, and then he stripped himself to only one piece, and the female ghosts and Xiao Tang covered their eyes.

The guy Brick took off his clothes and pants, and then he started to tear, and Ma Xiaohu and I couldn't stand it any longer. We pushed Brick down on the ground, but he was still yelling, and I stretched out The index finger and middle finger moved towards the top of Banzhuan's cervical spine. Sure enough, Banzhuan's singing stopped, but his mouth was still moving.

(End of this chapter)