Extraordinary members of the last days

Chapter 101

In other words, it has been more than a year since the trio settled down in Yunnan.

A curl of green smoke is rising above a bamboo house. Occasionally, when a breeze hits, the column of smoke will tilt slightly, become weaker and thinner, and finally dissipate in the air.There is a solid fence around the house, and from a slightly low hut to the west, the creaking and creaking sounds of chickens and ducks can be heard from time to time.Snowflakes are falling in the sky without any haste, it seems that it has just been cold, because you can even see pink and bright yellow flowers in a few corners.

Today was a big day, the day the trio made a pact to improve their lives.Because one of the three people did not know their birthday, and the long-term "exile" also made everyone forget the current time. It is obviously unrealistic to celebrate the holidays according to the calendar.But in such a severe situation, how can you not celebrate if you can find a place to settle down?So the three of them discussed briefly and decided that the day of the first snow in each cold cycle would become a small celebration.

After reconciling the noodles, let Ming Zhi wipe off his sweat and look at the quiet courtyard: "Wenling?"

With a whoosh, a figure appeared at the door, holding a big basket in his arms, which was full of cabbages, radishes, eggplants and potatoes, well, there were even a few small tomatoes mixed in.Well, although it cannot be ignored that the growth of these vegetables is not good, it can even be said to be a bit deformed, but this is not the point, the point is, fresh vegetables, Bazahei!

Wen Ling walked over silently, and handed over the basket: "Is it all washed?"

"Let's wash it," Ming Zhi nodded after looking briefly, and looked out again, "Why is Mo Yi so slow?" This guy suddenly wanted to eat dumplings stuffed with chicken and mushrooms, so he went out to catch chicken , but it’s been a long time, where are people?

"Hey hey!" Just as he was wondering, a certain mercenary's distraught voice came from inside the chicken coop, "You let go! Uh no, let go!"

"Quack quack quack!" A duck called.

"Oh, hey, you're in a good mood, aren't you?!" After a few seconds of silence, Mo Yi's annoyed voice raised a few octaves, directly reaching the ears of the two who were washing the vegetables.

"Giggle cluck!"

"Quack quack!" There was also the sound of poultry flapping their wings.

Ming Zhi and Wen Ling looked at each other, put down their work, and prepared to go out and have a look.As soon as he went out, he heard commotion in the chicken and duck shed, and the next second, Mo Yi, who was covered in duck feathers, withdrew in a bit of embarrassment.

"Pfft!" He spat out the fluff in his mouth bitterly, and Mo Yi rolled up his sleeves regardless of Tianliang, "I still don't believe that I can't catch you, my sister, why did you come out?"

Wen Ling twitched the corners of his mouth, and said calmly: "Come out and watch living people being bullied by chickens."

Mo Yi held a mouthful of old blood in his chest, and it took him a long time to recover his speech ability, "It's messed up, this is so fucking messed up!"

The corner of Mingzhi's mouth twitched slightly, "It's not a day or two since it's messed up. By the way, didn't you go catch chickens? What's the matter?" Why are you covered in duck feathers?

"Hey, that's not the case!" Mo Yi squatted on the ground, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a few puffs, stretched out his long legs and kicked the door of the chicken coop shut.

Seeing everyone's long-lost deep energy, the two children couldn't help being curious, and squatted down one by one, staring straight at it.

The only audience member was already in place. Mo Yi cleared his throat, stopped when he was about to speak, and scratched his head: "Well, why do I suddenly feel that I have done something bad?"

"Say!" The duet sang, so those who say tricks are going to die!

"Uh," in a democratic society, the minority obeys the majority, so the mercenary sighed in confusion, took a few puffs of cigarettes, and crushed the few remaining cigarette butts under his feet, "A duck and a duck Chickens are in love, what do you think?" He looked melancholy at the sky, looking at the snowflakes swirling down above, like a poet in deep thought.

Ming Zhi and Wen Ling looked at each other, shook their heads, expressing that they had no opinion.

Mo Yi, who was released from the B state, talked about his experience in the chicken coop just now with an excited expression: It is said that the chicken coop and the duck coop are only separated by a low fence in the middle. It stands to reason that at this height, he basically lost the ability to fly Chickens and ducks can't fly.But a few days ago, Mo Yi, who was in charge of feeding, suddenly found a duck among the chickens!At the beginning, he didn't care, he just threw the duck back and it was over.But later, Mo Yi realized that something was wrong. The next day, the duck passed by again; and then it was the third day, the fourth day, the fifth day

Then there was the small climax an hour ago. After Mo Yi went in, he was not surprised to find that the persevering duck appeared in the chicken coop again, and it was still next to the same chicken, so the mercenary brother was shocked up!However, the world eats the most. After being shocked, he began to search for targets. Hey, which one is easy to kill?After searching around, Mo Yi set his sights on the half-sized chicken next to the foreign duck. He said that the chicken looks good, smooth and well-proportioned. According to the experience of the mercenary brother for many years, It must be a good chicken with fine meat, chewy texture and excellent taste!

After clapping his left hand with his right hand to determine the target, Mo Yi stretched out his sinful hand, and then an accident happened.The duck that had been ignored by Mo Yi started to resist without saying a word!Mo Yi, who was defenseless, was caught off guard. Through his thin pants, a burst of severe pain was transmitted from his calf to the brain command center through the nerves!

In line with the purpose of a peaceful settlement, uh, well, after the negotiation failed, Mo Yi slapped the duck that was about to come over and twist the second bite, and the next thing was even weirder, and he saw fluttering The duck that fell to the ground rolled around and came back again, this time with a chicken that was not far from death and stood up to resist!
Mo Yi, who was stunned, immediately lost his chance, and was afraid of hurting the chickens and ducks around him, so he was thrown out by a group of flat-haired beasts in embarrassment
After the speech was over, the scene was eerily silent for half a minute, and then there was ridicule resounding through the sky!

Ming Zhi and Wen Ling's faces were flushed with laughter, their expressionless faces were gone, and the two of them leaned back and forth for a while, and tears flowed from their laughter.

"Pfft, my stomach hurts."

"Hahaha, oops, okay, cough cough, laugh, laugh to death! Pfft, hahaha!" Ming Zhi beat the ground desperately, out of breath from laughing.

Mo Yi stood up angrily, pointed at the two fallen people who were laughing in front of him with trembling fingers: "You guys, that's enough!"

Ming Zhi and Wen Ling barely stopped laughing, and looked at him with sore cheeks wiping away their tears.

"Don't you guys have any love for your companions!?" The mercenary boy was furious, waving his arms excitedly, "It's so funny."

"En." Wen Ling nodded seriously, the smile in his eyes was so strong that it was about to melt.

"Pfft, hahahaha!" As soon as the words were finished, the two laughed again, and compared with the momentum just now, it was even worse.

"Oh no! Haha, the senior mercenary was kicked out by the chicken and duck partnership, puff, hahaha!"

Mo Yisuo, who was hopeless to stop him, raised his head to the sky and let out a long sigh, and squatted aside Xiao Suo, letting them laugh at him.From time to time, he raised his head to look at the gray sky, and muttered to himself: "Careless in making friends, careless in making friends! Hu Luo Pingyang is bullied by dogs, your sister has a knife in both sides!"

It wasn't until more than ten minutes later that the laughter gradually subsided, and Mo Yi stared at them fiercely: "Have you laughed enough?!"

"Well, almost."

Ming Zhi cleared his throat, shook the snowflakes on his body and said seriously: "Mo Yi, do you still want to eat chicken and mushroom dumplings?"

Mo Yi opened his mouth, and pointed at his fingers a little aggrieved: "Of course."

"What are you waiting for?"

"That," Mo Yi seemed to be possessed by XX, struggling, "It's so easy to see a cross-species relationship, it's quite rare! I think I didn't see many when I traveled all over the world."

Ming Zhi/Wen Ling: "..."

Ming Zhi sneered, stood up without further ado, strode into the henhouse, and saw the pair of chickens and ducks that caused trouble just now. After a few glances, he turned around and grinned grimly at Mo Yi who followed: " Let me ask you, is scrambled eggs and stew important or witnessing some damned interracial love? In this last days~"

Mo Yi raised his chest without hesitation, and said loudly as if swearing an oath: "Of course eating is important!" As if thinking that one person's strength is not enough, Wen Ling also nodded fiercely beside him.

"Hmph," Ming Wu stepped forward, picked up the target chicken, shook it towards them, and said coolly, "Then do you think a rooster and a duck will lay eggs or hatch chicks?" Chickens? Oh, of course, maybe ducklings."

Kacha, a big thunder fell from the sky, and Mo Yi was instantly petrified. He, he has never paid attention to this serious gender issue!

Patting the stone statue of Mo Yi on the shoulder in desperation, Wen Ling bent down and picked up the dying duck, "Ming Zhi, chicken and mushroom dumplings, roast duck."

"Yeah." He dragged away Mo Yi who had crashed.

It seems that in order to prevent the possibility of this kind of incident happening again, Ming Zhi came to the chicken coop for the second time that afternoon carrying two small things that had been bled and fluffed.

"Hmph," Ming Zhi's face looked particularly terrifying in the dark shed, as if she was afraid that the poultry would not be seen, she held up the two corpses high, "Did you see them all?!"

"Giggle!"

"Quack quack quack!" The chickens and ducks retreated in response, huddling together in horror.Aww, it's scary, it's scary!This human being with only hair on his head is scary!Hey, the companion who was gossiping with us in the morning and preparing to watch the stars and the moon at night and talk about the philosophy of duck life is already dead!
Nodding in satisfaction, Mingzhi turned around with a smile, and showed them the chickens and ducks in his hands: "Give me a good laying of eggs and meat! Do you hear me?! Hmph, otherwise, I will kill you tomorrow! "Dunima is the chicken and duck of the end of the world, and dare to disturb my mother, what should we eat after all the disturbance? !
"Quack quack!"

"Giggle cluck!"

Outside the door, I could hear Mo Yi dryly swallowing his saliva, and looked at Wen Ling who had a normal expression on the side: "Well, Lingzi, is the girl a little uh, abnormal?"

Wen Ling raised his eyebrows and knocked on the door: "Ming Zhi, let's go, it's time to prepare meat."

"Oh, here we come." Ming Zhi walked out quickly, and when he came to the door, he still didn't forget to glance threateningly at the chickens and ducks that were almost trembling inside, hum!
"Quack quack!"

"Giggle cluck!"

Hey, what a goddamn meat-chopper, what a cruel bird!

(End of this chapter)