Midnight Restaurant

Chapter 21
I tried my best to push my butt back, but my mother couldn't pull it out!

I regret it now, I shouldn't have frightened that bear girl Yin Guoer back then!Of course, the last thing I will do is, the moment the female ghost is pulled out, I'm lying on the ground!Why couldn't I get angry at that time?If I don't stick my ass on my stomach, that brat Yin Guoer won't have a chance to make a move!
It's all my fault, careless.

But having said that, facing the female ghost sister who called my kiss as "biting" at this moment, I am going to cry. She is getting closer and closer to me. As I said, I am not afraid of ghosts, but I'm afraid of nausea.

The bloody water had a stench, I couldn't bear it anymore, I tried my best to step back.

"Hey, hello! Sister ghost, I have something to say! You see, I'm a straight man, and I have no interest in your husband Cheng Nanjue at all! A lesson from heaven and earth! Let me go and treat you to dinner later, okay? If it’s really not possible, I know a buddy who is married to a yin marriage, let her find some handsome comparisons for you? At worst, you...you can moleste me, but don’t kill me, okay?"

In the end I could only decide to sell the hue.

Hmm...but I don't understand, because Mao, the female ghost, was stunned for a moment. That face, which was basically indistinguishable from anything else, was able to make an expression that I could still understand, which seemed to be contemptuous and disgusting.

"Oh no, what kind of eyes do you have?! Shi can be killed and cannot be humiliated, let me tell you, I..."

"Then I... I'd better... kill you..."

Snapped!I clasped my hands together and knelt down on the ground: "...Sister-in-law, you treat me as a fart, I beg you to humiliate me!"

However, this female ghost is a fastidious ghost, she obviously didn't want to humiliate me and save me the last face, she decided to strangle me to death!Of course it wasn't with my hands, but with my hair, which curled around my neck vigorously, and the pain of suffocation made my hands and feet weak.With difficulty, I squeezed out a sentence from between my teeth: "You...don't force me to make a bigger move, you..."

Of course, I was bluffing. At this time, it is basically useless to magnify the move. That bear girl named Yin Guoer kicked too hard, and at the same time, I complained in my heart that I made friends carelessly.Forget about Yin Guoer, I just met for a few hours, and she was born with a personality that I don't deal with, so I don't like it, so I recognize it.

Mommy Joe Man!You cruel woman, you don't care about me, I feel cold...

But at this moment, I suddenly and vaguely heard footsteps and the voices of two trembling and panting girls.I was stunned, and one of the girls shouted: "Guo'er! Quickly, raise the bed a little bit, and pull the master out!"

This was Qiao Man's voice. Although she was trembling with fear, she actually turned back!
I felt comfortable at that time.

However, a discordant voice was still heard immediately: "This, this, how is this pulling! He, how did he get stuck? Why is his ass so big? This person is so annoying!"

"Mom...Mom, you...you still have the nerve to say...it's not you...I...how can I...will I get stuck?!" I said with difficulty.

Qiao Man was worried, and asked tremblingly, "What's wrong with you, master?"

"It's nothing... just... just being... strangled! Hurry up, lift the bed..." I squeezed a voice out of my throat.

Qiao Man and Yin Guoer hurriedly lifted the bed, but Yin Guoer is really against me, she stepped on half of my exposed buttocks countless feet, and even stepped on my buttocks to lift it up bed.This is not the most excessive, the most excessive is that at this time she still did not forget to complain: "Manman, is he already dead and turned into a ghost? That female ghost has no hands and feet at all, how can you choke his neck? Liar Bar?"

"Xiao Sanba! I... I, Ye Yante, have been following...you forever...you wait..." I gritted my teeth.

Fortunately, the bed was raised a little, and my butt could move immediately!At that time, I was desperately crawling out, but the female ghost's hair was like a hook, and it was stuck in my flesh. I came out, and half of the female ghost's body came out with me!
The two girls put the bed on the ground at that time!Plop!
Then came their screams!
"It's still called wool! Run!" I yelled.

The two girls came to their senses, turned around and ran away, and I followed closely behind, but I was unlucky, the hair of that ghost kept sticking to my body, and the blood stained the clothes red!Here I want to mention one thing in particular. I said before that I have a half-ghost physique. If it is an ordinary person, if this ghost hair is inserted, the yin and resentment in the hair alone will be enough for people to suffer. Fecal incontinence, severe then vegetative state.

And this thing is very lethal. If it weren't for my special physique that has been playing with ghosts all the year round, the depth of hair insertion must be several times that of the current one. That is to say, I will die like the previous victims. , The hair pulled out all the internal organs.

Pretty miserable.

In short, in a word, I am a child who is favored by God, but God, can you give me a savior at this time!I can't run anymore!

"Forget it, my savior, the big move is useless! I save myself!" I was also in a hurry, and I turned my head suddenly, and the ghost bit me with its bloody mouth open, and the eyeballs He stared at "Yi Jiner" and shouted: "Mom, stop!!"

Well, a special word!
In an instant, the female ghost was fixed in mid-air. I breathed a sigh of relief and quickly pulled off the hair on my body. Before the white film on the eyes was torn off, I turned around and ran. Two chubby things were photographed on the right, and then they stuck their heads in the chest of the person in front of me. I was knocked down and sat on the ground, remembering that I heard Yin Guoer yelling: "Ah! What a pervert! Smelly middle-aged man! Why are you slapping my ass!"

I tore off the meat film on my eyes: "I'm going to shoot you, you don't walk fast, you brake suddenly, you blame me for rear-end collision?!"

But as soon as I said this, my expression froze immediately.

The reason why Yin Guoer and Qiao Man stopped was because there was a man standing at the door of the hut shared by the two of them. Just now, I bumped into this man's chest and was bounced back.It was none other than Cheng Nan. At this moment, his face was cold, and there was a strong murderous look in his eyes. He stared at me with wide eyes.

My heart skipped a beat, and I said shit, it's over now, when this kid was telling a story in the restaurant that day, he loved his wife so much, he didn't care if his wife was disabled, or even a ghost.It is obvious that he is not human now, yet he still had the courage to fool me that day.

Looking at it now, I'm fixed on his wife, so I'm not going to kill me, right?

Well, probably not, a teacher should be very sensible...smart...

"Fuck! What are you doing!" I took a step back at that time, and this kid actually took out a knife, I'll go!

"Teacher Cheng, you..." Qiao Man was also dumbfounded.

I said big sister, don't just be dumb, you two stop me, I have a half-ghost physique, I am not immortal, a bucket of knives will basically explain it!
In the end, I was thinking for nothing, the reaction arcs of these two girls were relatively long, until Cheng Nan came in front of me, they were still there in a daze.I'm sweating profusely, it seems that I can only use my extraordinary force to crush the opponent, I usually don't like to make a move, Cheng Nan, why are you forcing me... huh?

I was taken aback for a moment, Cheng Nan rushed to me and pretended to come up with a run-up, and ran past me.

"Hey? Didn't you brake the brakes?" I wondered and turned around.

Cheng Nan jumped up, took a knife, and stabbed his wife in the head!In addition to the head and the chest!neck!All kinds of vital points, all kinds of stabs!It made me want to go to fight at that time, what's the matter?Isn't it a cute little couple? Why did they suddenly start stabbing people with knives?

Cheng Nan was just getting excited, when suddenly, the trembling voice of the female ghost came from her throat: "You...you...why...do you do this to me? You...caused me... Isn’t that enough? I’m dead…you still want…to treat me like this?! Ah!!”

Cheng Nan was obviously also stupefied. He froze there and looked back at me: "She...can she move?"

"Who the hell said she can't move, hero?!" I was about to cry, the female ghost screamed, and instantly turned into a second generation black and red eyed girl!I can't take care of that much anymore. At that time, my first reaction was to be dragged back by Cheng Nan's suspected brain-dead male high school teacher. By the way, I pushed Qiao Man's shoulder and kicked Yin Guoer's little ass. The four of us, desperately Run downstairs.

The trembling voice of the female ghost echoed behind her: "You! Everyone!! Die!!!"

After the roar, the color of the sky and the earth changed, and the night sky instantly gathered large swaths of darkness, and the dark energy surged. When I went downstairs to see this scene, I was so frightened. What kind of trouble is this?
But soon, something that scares me even more happened. I looked around, no, this is no longer a residential area, this... This seems to be a small street in a small county town. When I look around, I can see even a high-level building No, look back, okay!The residential building we just came out of has also disappeared.

My heart skipped a beat, I know what this is, I have seen it when I flipped through books in the past, and I have experienced it before.How many years ago, when I got mad at a female ghost, she made it for me.That time, I almost died. So, I don't think Master Exorcist is suitable for me. The name I should call is Master Death.

To get to the point, the place we are in at the moment is called Huangquan!How should I put it, specifically, it is an enlarged version of Ghost Hitting the Wall!Ghost hitting the wall means getting lost, repeatedly turning in circles in one place, at that time, you can go out when you turn your head to pee, or curse all the way.But the ghost domain is different, the scope is very large, and the ghosts that can be displayed are not easy to mess with!It is not as simple as making people get lost, but the whole person is in a place similar to a parallel space.

Of course, most of them are hallucinations, but there are also a few fierce ghosts who can really create space. When you encounter those, you can basically lie on the ground and enjoy the last relaxation and joy before death. Resisting will only make your death more painful. I was more tired before.

"Where is this place?" Qiao Man asked tremblingly.

I just wanted to answer that it seemed to be a ghost town, but Cheng Nan was a little surprised, looked around in disbelief, and finally uttered a sentence: "This...isn't this my hometown?"

(End of this chapter)