Midnight Restaurant

Chapter 283 I have committed a heinous crime

The beginning of many things are inexplicable and unexpected.

God will never give you a trailer for your life, so most of the time, I am confused.Even if I did a good job one second, the next second, I will still doubt whether everything in front of me is true or not.

"Oh...stop, stop!" I hurriedly pushed Miss Xiaolan away.

"Hey? What's the matter?" She was still very energetic, looking at me pitifully with a look of unfinished thoughts.My face was full of black lines, and I took a deep breath at that time: "My lips are bleeding from you biting, big sister, what are you doing, or are you biting?"

"Eh? You can't bite..."

"What do you say?"

"It turns out... so they are not biting each other?"

Boom!

I slammed my head against the backrest in the front row. The man in the front row stood up and gave me a look. I said sorry with black lines all over my face, and then turned to look at Miss Xiaolan: "This kind of thing must be gentle. , Gentle understand? Who will dare to kiss you after you bite?"

"Huh? Will other people kiss me too... But, I don't like it a bit."

"what?"

"But it's quite comfortable to kiss you...then I'll try someone else." Saying this, the girl was about to call the couple next door.

At that time... At that time, let alone my mood, I hurried over to stop Miss Xiaolan, if this continues, I will have to fight with the whole movie theater.

As a result, the moment I stood up and pulled Miss Xiaolan, she suddenly turned around, stood on tiptoe, and kissed me lightly on the lips.

I was taken aback.

In the end, she giggled and said, "Haha... Do you think I'm really stupid? I deliberately bit you and teased you! I know I can't kiss other people, I can only kiss...my lover."

I was stunned at the time, and the soft feeling on my lips could not dissipate for a long time.

My heart is beating fast and my heart is warm. It feels really comfortable.

At that moment, I didn't understand. I always thought that the word love is very sacred, and the process must be very complicated.Therefore, I never believed in love at first sight since I was a child. I think love at first sight is not love, but desire.

Therefore, I am a person who likes to complicate simple things.

Later I realized that love is actually not that complicated, just the feeling at that moment...

"Hey, can you two sit down, the movie is blocked!"

The people behind shouted a few words angrily, and then I pulled Miss Xiaolan to sit down, and then she kept looking at me with a smile, and occasionally came over to let me chat with her.

I don't refuse anyone, I've always been very adaptable, and I'm used to kissing her.

But then I found out that this is not a simple problem, because after leaving the movie theater, this girl keeps asking me... I have black lines all over my face, and I keep pushing her, saying that this is a very personal matter Son, on the street, it will affect others.

Sister Xiaolan agreed to my request vaguely and without complaint.

Then when I sent Miss Xiaolan to the hotel, it was around 05:30 in the afternoon.There is no specific time limit for opening a room, so when I returned to the room, Miss Xiaolan, who has super good ears, started lying on the wall again.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Listen to the sound, it's started again...hehe." Sister Xiaolan smiled and blinked at me.

I have black lines all over my face, but there is a strange problem, I didn't yell to leave.

In fact, the reason is very simple. When something happens, it is like a seed that is planted in the heart, and then quickly takes root and sprouts, growing bigger and bigger.

I feel that I like Miss Xiaolan a little bit, that's right, after an afternoon, I finally have this feeling.

"Hey, what does husband mean? And wife?"

"Ah? That's the address between husband and wife." I explained absently.

Sister Xiaolan nodded, and then she suddenly stopped the shameless behavior of listening to the voice next door, sat next to me, and looked at me suspiciously: "Couple? What's the difference from a couple?"

"Ah? This...is an upgraded version. How should I put it, a couple is in a relationship. It may be suitable. If it is suitable, get married. It is a husband and wife. In the case of a husband and wife, they should stay together forever, which means they are a couple. People who think that each other is very suitable, understand? A couple is a trial period, um, yes..."

"Then I want to be husband and wife with you! You can't replace me!"

Miss Xiaolan suddenly looked at me excitedly.

I was taken aback: "I'm going... No, sisters, aren't we going too fast?"

"No! From today onwards, you will be my wife!" Sister Xiaolan nodded vigorously, her expression was very serious... Well, it would be better if she didn't call me "wife".

"Ahem, that...wife is a man's name for a woman, you should call me husband."

"Hey? Is it the wrong name? Oh... But, you said I should teach your husband, do you agree? We are husband and wife?"

My face is full of black lines, girls, what do you think of the Civil Affairs Bureau?
"It's not enough. You need to get a certificate, ID card, household registration and so on. It's very complicated, you know? Let's not worry."

"Where do you go to do those things?"

Seeing her excited eyes, I was taken aback for a moment, does she really want to marry me?
In other words, I have been single for more than 20 years, and suddenly a lady-like beauty comes out and says she wants to marry me. I really can't accept it.

"To the Civil Affairs Bureau..."

"Then let's go now!"

"Hey, hey, it's vacation, people are on summer vacation... Yes, do you know that there are no summer marriages? Wait until autumn, when people's vacation is over in autumn, we will go again."

So, this child is really easy to deceive, and he really believed it.

Then, we just chatted, she occasionally listened to the voice next door, and occasionally came to act like a baby with me.The atmosphere became more and more ambiguous, and I realized that I was such a jerk, I didn't even say a word about leaving.Moreover, I still feel a little tired. After all, I didn't sleep much yesterday, and I didn't catch up too much during the day.

So I lay down, and Miss Xiaolan lay across from me.

She is lying on her side in front of me in women's clothing, which makes my eyes shine, she is actually more beautiful than sitting...

"Hey, tell me about it..."

"What are you talking about?" I looked at her curiously.

"What you said before is that very sacred thing, reproduction... um, yes, that's the thing."

puff!
My face is full of black lines, I almost spit blood, this girl won't listen to me telling dirty jokes, she won't give up!

At this time, I don't know if the sound insulation of this hotel is really bad. Suddenly the sound from the next door is very loud, my heart beats a little faster, my head gets hot, and I look at Miss Xiaolan in front of me who is full of thirst for knowledge: "You ... really want to know?"

She nodded with a very innocent expression.

"Then let me tell you, I'm not playing a hooligan, I said that if you can't accept the process...you can't fight with me, I can't beat you! If you beat me to death again, I will become a whole He is the first man in China who was beaten to death by his girlfriend for talking about dirty jokes... If the news gets out, it will be embarrassing and thrown into hell, don't you understand?"

In fact, I said this, on the one hand, I was poor-mouthed, and on the other hand, I was also a little surprised.

He actually said "I was beaten to death by my girlfriend". Wasn't it a joke to be a couple just now?Don't really want to be a couple, right?However, I'm not at a disadvantage...

"Oh...I, I'll try not to beat you to death, but...what is being a hooligan? I always listen to you, but I don't know what it means."

bump!
I hit my head hard on the head of the bed, well, this girl is focusing on feelings, isn't she?
What does hooliganism mean?Do you want me to play it for you?
I……

"It's that thing in the movie theater. If we're not a couple, I'll call it hooligans."

"Oh oh oh, I see, so you can't play hooligans with me, because we are already a couple, right?"

Miss Xiaolan looked at me innocently.

I nodded.

Then our heads got closer, and I asked her again if she really wanted to hear the so-called sacred process of reproduction, she nodded approvingly, and then I took a deep breath, and for the first time in my life, I was face to face with a girl, lying on the bed a bed...

Tell dirty jokes!

Well, it’s not actually pornographic, but what I said was really sacred, and I listened carefully.

Miss Xiaolan was surprised to hear that.

After listening, I shrugged my shoulders and coughed dryly: "In short, that's how it is...cough cough, actually, this process is not dirty, this is how people come from, with a pure heart, everything is pure...Uh, you Don't keep talking, you suddenly slap me, and then call me a rogue, you can scold me, but you can't hit me, you can easily kill people."

I moved back, because since I finished speaking, Miss Xiaolan has been silent, with her head down, and she doesn't look at me.

I was very nervous, and I was about to sit up at this time: "Well... I have something to do, I have to go to work, I..."

Miss Xiaolan raised her head suddenly. I was startled, but I had no time to run, because she suddenly grabbed me, and I raised my eyebrows: "Hey, hey, next time I hit someone, I won't take you shopping!"

"...Well, let's reproduce, shall we? It sounds very interesting!"

In the end, that's what she said.

puff!
I'm going to vomit blood.

"Don't make trouble..."

I backed away and she pulled me.

"You are not allowed to go..."

Said, still close to me.

In other words, when I actually talked about "reproducing offspring", I was aroused by my own words. After all, I have been single for more than 20 years, and I can understand it.

At this moment, Miss Xiaolan is pulling me so directly, my heart beats so fast.

For a moment, I was shaken.

"Hey, hey, if this thing really starts...there will be no turning back." These words seem to be addressed to her, but in fact, I am asking myself.

"But why turn back, is it dangerous ahead?"

"Danger……"

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, we are a couple now, and we will be a couple in the future. You said that we will accompany each other, and we are not afraid of danger."

Should I refuse, or not?
I froze there...

I... can't say no.

So like I said, God will never give a trailer to my life, everything is too sudden.

What I did...was it a heinous crime?
At the moment before the start, I thought so, but once it started... there are only eight words left in my heart: how about love!

(End of this chapter)