Monkey King

Chapter 296 The Bull Demon King Appears!

This image is so ugly!

Everyone who saw it couldn't help but want to complain, Zhu Bajie is alive and well!
If it weren't for the fear of the other party's terrifying way of appearing on the stage, and the powerful force that knocked people flying tens of meters at once, everyone now would definitely laugh at him a few times.

However, in the current situation, no one is laughing out loud, and some people's thighs have even started to swing.

"Who are you!"

In an overly depressing atmosphere, the person on the other side kept posing in the same posture, not even moving. The arresters here felt so stressed that they had to speak out first.

Damn, I've finally spoken, old pig, I've been posing for so long, my hands are numb.

When Zhu Bajie heard the other party talking, he immediately put down his hand, knowing that there was a beautiful woman watching from behind, Zhu Bajie just wanted to show himself well.

In the past few days here, he has learned other things. He has watched a lot of TV drama scenes where the hero saves the beauty. He didn't expect that he just learned it and it came in handy. He was so lucky that he couldn't stop it.

Of course, he didn't come here because he wanted to do something nasty. Although his old pig is lustful, he hasn't done that kind of bullshit thing. He can't do anything about Miss Gao's matter. After all, he works in her house. After so many years, the daughter-in-law was lost in the end, and it would be hard for anyone to change.

It's been a few years, and the last time I finally made up my mind, I was going to use my strength, but I didn't expect to be beaten up by Wukong in the end, I really regretted it.

But this time, his purpose of coming here is obviously to find out where the girl lives first, and then he can take his time, first send flowers or something like that on TV.

At this time, he became more majestic, and when he heard the other party's words, Zhu Bajie grinned, stretched out the small nail rake, and grabbed the thinning hair, shaking his fat face.

"I'm telling you, listen up! If you don't change your name, if you don't change your surname, I'm Pig, Ba, and Jie!"

After Zhu Bajie finished reading Journey to the West, he decided to change his name. There is no way, whoever made him so famous in the future, the whole of China knows.

As such a beloved character, Zhu Bajie has no reason not to change his name. The feeling that tens of millions of people admire and know is not something everyone can have.

The reason why he is so confident is because of this famous name.

"Zhu Bajie?" Everyone looked at Zhu Bajie as if they were fools.

Yours will be Zhu Bajie, and we will still be Monkey King!
Although I think he looks alike in my heart, but in the end I do. Seriously, mythical characters appear before my eyes, even if I beat them to death, I wouldn’t believe it. It’s a modern society, and they’re gangsters. Everyone believes in Erye Guan these days!
"Zhu Bajie?" He Lan murmured, eyes widening.She also doesn't believe that Zhu Bajie really exists. Could it be someone with the surname Zhu?
But his image, changing this name, is really no problem, probably no one will say anything.

He Lan rubbed her chest lightly. From the impact just now, one could imagine where the force was the greatest, but it was also thanks to the fat buffer, otherwise she might have fallen apart.

But even now, it hurts there...

Everyone knows that women's crotch and men's crotch are the most deadly parts. The former hurts and will not die, while the latter will directly hurt worse than death.

He Lan feels that she has been really unlucky recently. Yesterday, she walked away from the gate of hell, and today she was kidnapped again. The bad luck has come to this place.

The situation is also considered strange.

"Can you save face, regardless of this nonsense, we are willing to pay 1 yuan."

Although those people were afraid, it was even more unlucky that they couldn't take them back, so they could only bite the bullet and say it.

"1, you sent the beggar!" Zhu Bajia was so angry that he almost threw the raker over at them.

Only [-], his old pig is so cheap!

When he watched TV, those rich second generations gave hundreds of thousands to the protagonists, but he only got [-]. What a difference, it's clear that he is ruining his old pig!
Whooping sound.

Nose blows.

Zhu Bajie, who was angry, did not hide it. The representative nose, a big pig nose, appeared, and the ears on both sides began to grow bigger, becoming like cattail fans.

For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded.

It's really Zhu Bajie!

"Monster!" Even though it was Zhu Bajie, he was more afraid of non-human beings. Someone yelled, and several people turned around and ran away scrambling.

"..."

You monsters, you are the monsters, and the old pig is the marshal of the canopy!
Zhu Bajie scratched the rake in his hand, and the small rake, which was as big as a comb, suddenly became bigger than a person.

"Call the old pig, I'm a monster who wants to run away, stay and feed the fish!" The enlarged rake caught up with several people, grabbed the waistband of his trousers, and flew directly into the sky.

poof,

Plop, plop,

Several times in a row, several people fell into the river one after another. Zhu Bajie was very strong, and when he fell in, they were all knocked unconscious by the huge counterattack force of the river.

"Miss, are you alright?" Zhu Bajie took care of a few people, and immediately rushed to He Lan's side to ask for credit.

"No...it's nothing." He Lan glanced at Zhu Bajie, seeing the huge pig nose, his eyes trembled immediately, and his eyes immediately turned to one side, his voice trembled a little.

After all, he was a lifesaver, and he felt that he was being impolite. He Lan tried his best to turn his eyes back, but when he saw the nose, his eyes suddenly hurt, and he couldn't help but want to look elsewhere.

"You, can you turn into a human form, put that nose..." He Lan finally couldn't hold back, and said it, and she was about to pass out if she didn't say anything else.

"Oh, that's easy." Zhu Bajie nodded at the fat pig's head, and then reached out to block his nose. Under He Lan's amazed gaze, the nose gradually became smaller and returned to its original shape.

Then he pressed the ears on both sides again, and the big pig ears also disappeared, and soon, he changed back to the fat head and big ears.

"Huh..." He Lan breathed a sigh of relief, and finally felt much better in her heart. No one would laugh at this pig-headed person, at least, she really couldn't.

"Pig, Zhu Bajie, right?" He Lan let go of Zhu Bajie's support and stood up from the ground, then staggered to the ground next to him, picked up the bag, and everything fell out, even under the street lamp I can't see clearly.

But the phone was dropped there, and the screen was still glowing, which was clear.

"That's right, it's my old pig." Zhu Bajie followed behind He Lan's buttocks, his eyes flickering.

"hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"

Just when Zhu Bajie was hesitating whether to stretch out his hand, there was a burst of wild bull laughter in the sky above his head, and then in Zhu Bajie's sight, a large black cloud gathered above his head.

"Old pig, it's been so long, you really don't change your mind! A woman, you can touch it if you want, it's not straightforward at all!"

A huge bull's head emerged from behind the cloud.

(End of this chapter)