Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 339 The Sly Monkey

"Yes, I also think it's an artificial beauty. It's unnatural without seeing her expression." On issues of principle, Liu Junhao has always relied on Zhang Qian's opinion.He didn't dislike it on the face, but he kept sighing in his heart. It seems that what the book said is true. When a beautiful woman sees a woman who is more beautiful than herself, the first feeling is not to marvel at the beauty of the other party, but to choose every possible way The shortcomings of others, and further magnify these shortcomings to balance their own psychology.

Then again, that woman's skin was indeed not as good as that of his wife's.Zhang Qian now insists on drinking a glass of honey water a day, and her skin is as delicate as soft tofu. Many tourists who come here ask her for the secret recipe for skin care.

Zhang Qian rested at home for a while, and seeing that it was time for class in the afternoon, she left for school early.

After seeing off his wife, Liu Junhao sat in front of the computer and got busy.But after sitting for ten minutes, I didn't type a single word.The main reason is that in the morning, Liu Guangju only gave a general idea. Whether it is a bonfire party or a competition has not been determined, and the time has not yet been set.

He thought for a while and dialed the phone again.

"Well, why don't you ask everyone's opinions on the Internet to see what they think?" Liu Guangju's idea about the summer camp has just come up not long ago. He originally planned to discuss it with Liu Junhao when he matured, but today Just happened to meet and said it casually, so I didn't have any specific plans.

"Well, okay." Liu Junhao also felt that he should go to the [-]th floor to solicit everyone's opinions. After all, no matter how good they think, tourists will be blind if they don't buy it.

Posts like his are advertisement posts, and generally the moderators will delete them immediately, but there are exceptions, mainly because Liu Junhao is too famous on the forum, and three tenths of those elite posts are posted by him, so The administrator has always turned a blind eye to his advertisements.It's not like Liu Junhao hasn't made contributions to the forum, but every time he posts a post, many divers and passers-by appear one after another, and the forum is immediately lively.Therefore, among the many forums on the [-]th floor, the activity of the rural sector has always been in the top three, second only to the city home and fashion and beauty.The former is the latest information on house purchases in the real estate market, while the latter is a paradise for ladies, so the activity level naturally remains high.

Liu Junhao usually goes straight to the country section when he logs on to the forum, but Zhang Qian is different. Every time he surfs the Internet, he has to go to the fashion and beauty section to look.

After the post was sent out, Liu Junhao searched for a novel on the Internet and flipped through it randomly. Suddenly, a message box popped up on his own QQ when he saw Zheng Wonderful.He clicked on it, and there was a picture of a person who was not a ghost on the top, followed by a sentence: "Brother-in-law, look at my face like a cow or not"

Who is this man?The hair on the head was dyed red and green, and suddenly looked like a pheasant raised at home.I don't know whether to use colored pencils or what to draw on the face, so I painted it heavily along the two eyes for a week.Although people asked him to call him brother-in-law, he didn't recognize him at first glance. After reading the information inside, he realized that it was He Yifan, the cousin of Aunt Zhang Qian's family.But it should be class time right now, could it be that this kid skipped class again?
Every time Zhang's mother called, she would talk about this little cousin, and of course it would give her a headache to mention it.This kid is becoming more and more lawless. He insisted on buying a motorcycle to go to school a few days ago, saying that many students in his class bought it.

His parents were afraid that the young man would have an accident while riding a motorcycle, so they didn't agree.At that time, the family was sitting at the dining table having breakfast, when He Yifan got angry, he grabbed the porcelain bowl of soy milk and threw it to pieces on the ground.His father was immediately annoyed, and he wanted to beat the kid with a slap.If Zhang Qian's aunt hadn't stopped in time, I'm afraid the father and son would have planned to have a realistic version of "Father and Son Wu Zhuang Scholar" at home.

Zhang Ma also said on the phone that He Yifan should come to live in Liujiagou for a period of time during the summer vacation. He is not familiar with the place here, so he should have no chance to learn bad things.Zhang Qian's aunt used to be very nice to her. When she was in college, there was a time when the tuition was not enough, so she borrowed money from her aunt.If it was something else, Zhang Qian would never wrinkle her head.But after hearing these "glorious deeds" of her cousin, how could she dare to promise and say that she would wait until the summer vacation to see it.

"It's not like Niu B is like a silly X, and his hair is made like a chicken coop." Liu Junhao didn't give this question a little courtesy to his young cousin. The key is that the child's remarks are too hateful, and he looks like a brain-dead type. What " God created the virgin and I created woman".

"Cut, there is a generation gap with you, this is called non-mainstream." The child typed out a sentence quite depressed.

"Then you continue to be non-mainstream, I'm going down." He really didn't have the mood to persuade this guy, after all, this guy is fifteen or sixteen years old, and he already understands what he should understand.Besides, he doesn't listen to what his parents say, and he doesn't take what a relative of his own says.

"No, I have something to do with you." He Yifan hurriedly typed up when he heard that he was going to close QQ.Don't tell me, this kid can type very fast.

"What's the matter?" Liu Junhao asked bluntly, and he didn't want to go around the corner.

"I saw your post about the summer camp on the [-]th floor forum just now, and I want to invite my classmates to go with me during the summer vacation." He Yifan followed up.

"What?" Liu Junhao was obviously taken aback when he saw the line of words at the bottom of the screen, and now he wondered if there was something wrong with his monitor.

"I said I'm going to organize a group to attend your summer camp in Liujiagou..."

"Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy. Are you going to the eighteenth floor too?" Liu Junhao was still a little dizzy when he saw this. He was so surprised, he didn't expect that the first contact was this brat.

"Why, non-mainstream people can't surf the Internet, we are human beings, and we have to eat three meals a day." He Yifan replied angrily at the other end.

"So you guys have to eat too." Liu Junhao finally typed quite speechlessly, it was really hard to digest this information.In his memory, every time this cousin chats with him, if he can't say more than ten words, the game will be involved, and once he was asked to help charge the card.If other topics were discussed, the brat would either pretend not to hear, or just ignore him.

"Nonsense, let's talk to the end, okay? I'm going to form a team later." In less than ten sentences, the kid showed his true colors again.

"It's fine, but do you have the ability to organize?" Liu Junhao wondered how many people would listen to him, who was often out of class.

"It's too small to look down on people, isn't it? I have a good relationship with the boss of our club. As long as I say a word, I will immediately pull you over 50 people."

"Society?" Liu Junhao was taken aback when he saw the word, this brat wouldn't be so stupid as to join some organization.Hurry up and tell Aunt Zhang Qian, before it's too late for something to go wrong.

"That's right, there are 200 people in our school's game sports club, and I can talk in it."

Seeing the line above, Liu Junhao finally felt relieved.This brat, who doesn't speak clearly, always makes people jump in fear.

"Okay, we definitely welcome you if you can really organize it at that time. Others can't guarantee it, but when you come to me, you can eat watermelon as you please." He Yifan's words always make people feel like bragging, but he is good. It's easy to do something serious, so Liu Junhao naturally wants to express his support.

"Then let's put it this way, you will let me know when the summer camp starts."

After closing the dialog box, Liu Junhao refreshed the page on the [-]th floor again. As expected, more than a dozen people responded to his new post.He looked at the options inside, and there were more choices that he knew. Of course, there were quite a few who wanted to participate in the bonfire party, and some even proposed to hold a swimming competition below.

After finishing everything, he calmly moved a chair and sat in the yard.

As soon as the "Zhizhi" monkey saw that its master was free, he immediately jumped to his side, holding a big peach in his hand and gnawed fiercely.Now Liu Junhao is full of resentment when he sees peaches. The peaches are completely ripe, as big as the mouth of a teacup, and the red color is extremely attractive. to buy.But after tasting it, they kept shaking their heads.If you say that it is a bit sour and sweet when you eat it before it is ripe, it doesn't taste much after it is ripe.Many people have tasted it, and everyone has passed it on to hundreds of people. They all know that there is a strange peach tree in his yard, and many people even stood under the peach tree to take pictures.

Having said that, judging from the appearance alone, this peach is indeed very deceptive.

What is the matter with this peach, Liu Junhao asked the old people in the village on purpose, but he couldn't explain the reason, Liu Wuye gave an ambiguous answer, saying that it tastes like the lumpy peach in the mountains before, and the peach tastes better Like sawdust.Even Professor Zhao, an expert who has been engaged in fruit cultivation all his life, couldn't give an accurate answer, only saying that it might be a mutation.

Unable to find the reason, Liu Junhao was more certain that it was a side effect of Shisuo. It seemed that the spring water and Tao Zi were in conflict.If you plant peach trees by yourself in the future, you must not water more spring water.

No one eats the peaches, but Wukong eats them with gusto. He started picking peaches when they were just crispy, and there are not many left on the tree.

After a while, this guy ate a big peach into his stomach.As usual, he didn't throw away the peach pits, but put them neatly in front of the monkey's nest, not knowing what to do with them.Most of the animals in the yard have the habit of collecting. Xiaopi likes to hide bones, kittens like to bury fish in the sand, and magpies are not fuel-efficient lamps. Pile of dates.

A big peach still didn't satisfy the monkey, so it quickly set its sights on the Yali in the yard.This guy didn't eat alone, he climbed up the tree and picked two pears, then put them into the tub and cleaned them, and handed one of them to the owner's hand as if to please.

The eater's mouth is short, and the man's hands are soft. Seeing Wukong's appearance, Liu Junhao is embarrassed to reprimand him for being greedy.

"Walnuts in July and pears in August, and persimmons turn yellow in September." This generally refers to the lunar calendar. It's only the end of June in the lunar calendar, so it's not time to eat pears.But seeing the monkey hugging and nibbling so happily, Liu Junhao couldn't help but also took a bite.

It was a bit bitter at first, and then a cool sweetness spread in the mouth.This taste seems to be very good. Liu Junhao, who was depressed by Taozi for a long time, finally showed a little smile.However, he quickly remembered the problem of the pear pit, and quickly took two bites of the pulp, and he didn't get the pear pit until the third bite.Fortunately, the pear tree is relatively normal after all, if there is another big pear pit, he will cry.

These days, watermelon is a bit annoying, and it’s not bad to change the taste. Liu Junhao made three pears, and pears the size of duck eggs went into his stomach.It was hot in the afternoon, and there was a lot of sweat on his forehead for a while, and a pear didn't quench his thirst at all, so he turned his eyes to the green grapes on the grape rack.The grapes were not as big as glass beads a few days ago, but now they are hanging heavily on the shelf one by one.Coupled with the thin layer of frost on the outside, it looks like agate.

Grapes also ripen in August and September. Since pears are already edible, they must be an early-maturing variety.

"Wukong, grapes!" He called out to his monkey, pointing to the grape rack.

"Zhizhi..." This guy didn't seem to understand, he turned his head and yelled at him.

"Grapes" he pointed to the largest bunch of grapes, and made a gesture of stuffing it into his mouth.

Now that the monkey understood, it sprinted to the grape shelf, hooked its tail on the crossbeam, and went fishing for the moon in the sea. Seven or eight grapes had already fallen into its hands.

After Wukong picked the grapes, he didn't eat them secretly, but sent them all to the owner, and then looked at him with small eyes blinking.

"Finally, I didn't raise you in vain. I know there are good things left for the master." Liu Junhao touched its head very pleased, and then wiped off the frost on a grape and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hiss..." He suddenly felt his cheek being hit hard by something, and half of his face went numb for an instant.After two or three seconds, a sour feeling that made him tremble spread from his teeth.

"I X..." Liu Junhao jumped up from the chair, the grapes must be too sour.He spit out a few mouthfuls to clean up the grapes in his mouth, then rushed into the room and gulped down the cold boiled water, only then did he feel his teeth recover.

"Zhizhi..." Wukong jumped up on the ground when he saw his master's appearance.Look at that appearance, obviously gloating!

Liu Junhao also understood, the god damn monkey, no wonder it didn't keep any of the grapes it picked, and stuffed them all into its own hands.I was so dizzy that I thought it had changed its temper.You must know that this guy always hides in the monkey's den and eats it secretly when he encounters good things. When did he take the initiative to stuff it into the owner's hand.

"Wukong, come here!" Seeing this guy still jumping there, Liu Junhao became furious.

"Zhizhi..." Hearing the master's call, the monkey retreated further.

"Come here, come here to eat dates for you." Liu Junhao tried his best to seduce.

"Zhizhi..." The guy didn't say anything and moved closer, and the monkey's face showed disbelief.

It's a real failure to be a human being, and now you can't even fool a monkey!In the end, he could only give up the idea of ​​teaching Wukong a lesson in extreme depression.

(End of this chapter)