Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 348 Animal Show

"Tsk tsk, your monkey is really raised as a child, let's see if you get used to it." Liu Qihua kept shaking his head.Others in the village are not so pampered with their own children, buying what they want.But after thinking about it, he found it understandable. After all, this monkey is not an ordinary animal. He heard that he can help the owner find more than a dozen catties of fungus after going up the mountain. How much is it worth?

In the end, all he had left was envy.

Liu Junhao walked behind the monkey, feeling more and more dizzy.Regarding the matter of the monkey buying cannons, he had already vaguely thought of a possibility.But Nasha always felt that monkeys did not have such a high IQ, maybe everything was just his overthinking.

Before reaching the chicken farm, Pang Xu shouted impatiently from a long distance: "Xiaohao, what did your monkey go back to get?"

"Guess who guesses the five-body projection that I absolutely admire." Liu Junhao responded, and then stuffed the cannon in the monkey's hand into his pocket.

"Isn't it calling the otters in your yard for help?" A familiar tourist asked.

"Hehe, otters are not even as good as Doudou on land. You will never think of what this guy is holding..." Before he finished speaking, the monkey had already rushed to him and took out the cannon, without giving him a chance to set up suspense. .

"Wipe the cannon?!" Everyone was stunned, and soon the quick-witted people had already thought of the function of this thing, but they, like Liu Junhao, showed doubts on their faces: Is a monkey so smart?That's not a fairy!

The next action of the monkey verified their conjecture. This guy grabbed a box of cannons and went into the hole again.

Soon, there was a loud bang inside.

"This world is so crazy, monkeys fight pigs and badgers with cannons!" Pang Xu exclaimed without saying a word.

"Crack" and "crack" sounded again and again, followed by the angry cry of the pig badger.

"My God, how did you teach this guy?" Su Nana hasn't recovered yet. Although she knows that the monkey of her best friend's family is extraordinary, she never thought that such a monster would think of using it Wipe the cannon and fight the "enemy".A large group of people have been busy for a long time without solving the problem, and finally let a monkey solve it.Could it be that the IQ of humans is not as smart as that of a monkey? If this is the case, our ancestors would not need to evolve.

Not to mention that she found it unbelievable, in fact, most of the people present thought it was crazy and unbelievable.If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'm afraid no one would believe it.Go back and talk about this scene with your friends today, I believe they also think it is a fantasy.

"Maybe it is the experience it has summed up from the usual fights with cats?" Zhang Qian can only speculate like this.Although she felt that her monkey was too clever, she didn't think it was too evil.After all, it is common for monkeys to play with cannons, and for a while, they used cannons to drive Doudou all over the yard.I am used to seeing monkeys setting off fireworks and washing dishes, so it seems that there is nothing incomprehensible about wiping cannons.

In her heart, her own Wukong has long been the representative of cleverness.

Liu Junhao agrees with his wife's point of view. He also believes that the monkey is the experience summed up in the struggle, but this guy's behavior is always a bit unacceptable.

"This scene must be filmed. Call reporter Guo later, he must be interested in this news." Pang Xu's mind was spinning quickly, and he thought about going on TV for a moment.

"Don't make a sound, the badger is coming out soon, Xiaohao, you get a sack to block the entrance of the cave." Mr. Liu kept listening to the movement in the cave with his ears sideways, feeling the cry of the badger getting closer, He quickly silenced everyone.

When the old man said that, everyone held their breath and waited nervously for the pig badger to appear.

Wukong panicked at the bottom of the cave, wiping cannons one by one and throwing them one after the other. There was a lot of crackling noises, forcing the badgers to have nowhere to escape, and they could only rush towards the entrance of the cave screaming angrily.

Liu Junhao has already set up his net, just waiting for them to invest in it.

"Huh..." I felt that something hit the mouth of the sack, and then a guy started making noise inside.

He has quick eyesight and quick hands, and he is about to tie the sack when he pinches it.

"Go to the side, don't block the entrance of the cave, there must be badgers inside." Liu Wuye hurriedly called out from behind.The old man has a lot of experience and knows that badgers usually give birth at this time, and there must be a male and a female inside. If you are lucky, you can catch a little badger.

Liu Junhao hurriedly carried a sack to make way, and Pang Xu quickly carried a sack to make up for it.

After the pig badger was caught, he was still dishonest, running rampant in the sack from time to time, struggling as if dying.

"Old man, are you sure what you said? Why hasn't there been any movement for so long?" Everyone waited for 5 minutes, but they still didn't see the second pig and badger throwing themselves into the net, but the sound of firecrackers inside was also sparse. .

"What will happen to Wukong?" Liu Junhao's heart tightened.

"There must be, lock the door, there is movement!" Liu Wuye lay on the ground listening for half a minute, and suddenly exclaimed.

The sack in Pang Xu's hand sank, and the guy raised his hand, then shouted excitedly: "Grab it, grab it!"

"Zhizhi" came a sharp cry.

"No, it's a monkey!" Zhang Qian was the first to react.

"Why did it get into the sack?" Pang Xu also felt that the voice was wrong, and hurriedly opened the sack.

"Zhizhi..." The monkey rushed out of the sack, pointed at the stuff and yelled, obviously condemning it.

There wasn't much damage on this guy, but there was only an empty box left of the cannon in his hand.It took the cannon from its owner, turned around and got in again.

In less than a minute, there was another crackling sound from inside.Pang Xu didn't catch anything this time, and soon another badger got into the sack.

"There is more!" Hearing the sound of cannon cleaning inside, a tourist exclaimed excitedly.

In the end, a total of four badgers were caught, two big and two small, which can be said to be fruitful.Of course, the monkey from the house has contributed a lot, but the badger hole is not comfortable. This guy has been drilling for a long time, and his hair is hot and wet, and it is covered with mud.Liu Junhao saw that it was covered in sweat and mud, so he hurriedly took it to the stream to wash it, and then took out fruit candy to reward.

The monkey looked particularly proud, screaming at the sack from time to time along the way.

Those pig badgers Liu Junhao originally wanted Mr. Liu to keep them, but the old man said that he had no time to take care of the chicks every day.Let him figure it out. If he really doesn't want to keep it, he can take it to the street and sell it.

It’s impossible to sell them, but it’s not right to keep them at home. Although hog badgers and otters both dig holes, the amount of work they do is different.Otters just dug a shallow hole, while pig badgers are more perverted. They are natural burrowing experts. They dig holes in the ground when they have nothing to do. The deepest place is about ten meters above the ground. In the yard, maybe in a few days, there will be a tunnel battle in his courtyard.For the new house he just renovated, he dare not take this risk.

They can only be raised in an iron cage first, and then put into the mountains after a few days.But one more thing to pay attention to is to stay away from the chicken farm, otherwise these guys will return to their nests.

Liu Wuye had seen many badgers in his life, so he didn't find it unusual.The others are different, except for Liu Junhao, the rest are the first time to have close contact with pig badgers, so they are very interested in this thing, and feel that it is not enough to see it through the sack, so they follow behind Liu Junhao, ready to wait until he is in his yard. .

As soon as these guys were put in the cage, they immediately bared their teeth and screamed, and the long hairs on their backs stood up one by one.

"This guy is a pig badger, he looks cute..."

"That's right, Liu Junhao, if you don't want to keep it, sell it to me, and I'll get it back and keep it as a pet." A tourist called after him.

"Hehe, I'm afraid you can't keep this thing. It likes to make holes. If it gets to the house, it will probably bite your wardrobe and sofa to pieces." Liu Junhao refused with a smile.Well, there are fewer and fewer pig badgers in recent years, so let's keep them in the Daqing Mountains.

"It's okay, I look cute." The tourist didn't want to let go.

"Squeak..." Wukong also squatted beside him and teased him with a small wooden stick.

One of the larger individuals was forced to panic, and suddenly opened its mouth and bit the wooden stick. "Kacha Kacha" within three to five seconds, the wooden stick with the thickness of a finger was lifted quite a bit.

"Hiss..." Everyone took a breath, this guy's teeth are too strong.Fortunately, it's a wooden stick. If you stick your finger in it to tease it, it's not the same as chewing on a carrot. Half of it will be lost in one bite.

Now, the tourist no longer mentions keeping pets.

"Xiaohao, I heard that your monkeys caught a few badgers. I have already called Reporter Guo..." A group of people were watching in the courtyard, and Liu Guangju had already rushed in excitedly.

This person is thinking about publicizing everything... Liu Junhao shook his head helplessly.For Liujiagou, let your monkey sacrifice again.

Counting with fingers, except for his master, it seems that all his animals have been on TV.

"You have a lot of news in Liujiagou. I'm thinking about setting up a correspondent in the village. Liu Junhao, are you willing to be a reporter?" This was the first sentence that reporter Guo came to Liujiagou.He was also quite puzzled, why the small village of Liujiagou was full of news spots, and a strange thing would happen every now and then.Moreover, most of the incidents have something to do with Liu Junhao, so this person can be regarded as a strange person.

"Hehe, I'll forget it, the level is not enough, you can let our village party secretary be, he is easier." Liu Junhao declined with a smile.

"If you let your boy be you, just do it. Don't push things away. Propaganda for our village is the first priority." Liu Guangju wanted to be it, but he is 50 or [-] years old, so it is really not suitable for him.

Because the whole process of catching pigs and badgers has just been filmed by tourists, reporter Guo focused on finding a few people to interview.

Liu Junhao originally wanted to put some of this guy in for show, but who knew that the box had already been emptied.

This prodigal son...he had no choice but to buy another box from Liu Qihua.

Wukong received the cannon until he was unambiguous, and immediately set off crackling.For a while, chickens and dogs jumped around in the yard, and the four badgers in the cage screamed again and again.

The two starlings were not afraid, and they deliberately moved forward and screamed.

"Hey, is this your starling?" Reporter Guo's eyes lit up, and there was another news point. It seemed that there were no starlings in the yard when he came last time.

"I didn't raise it, but Wukong raised it. Come on, call one!" Liu Junhao blew a loud whistle.

"You, silly bird!" The starling uttered a cry.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then burst into laughter.Especially Pang Xu, tears came out from laughing while clutching his stomach.

Liu Junhao scratched his head and shouted embarrassingly: "This bird can't learn a word of seriousness, it will talk nonsense." He was depressed at the moment, and he blamed Pang Xu for not doing business and insisting on teaching himself Starling, something is wrong now.

"Is there anything else?" Reporter Guo smiled and wiped his tears. He thought these two birds were too funny.

"Well, does fishing count?" Liu Junhao asked.

"They can still fish?" Few people know this skill, and everyone's curiosity was aroused again.

"No, monkeys are fishing, and they can look at the fish float." Zhang Qian explained.

"Quickly let your monkey perform it," reporter Guo shouted impatiently.

He immediately took out the hook, and then hung earthworms on it.Unexpectedly, the monkey lost interest this time and refused to pick up the fishing rod.Liu Junhao had a headache and took out a few fruit candies and stuffed them into the guy's hand, and then it reluctantly took the hook.

Willow shade, gazebo, angler, this picture is very harmonious, but the angler turns into a monkey, which makes people feel funny.

"Baited, hooked!" As soon as the fish float sank, the two starlings flapped their wings and shouted.

"I can really fish..."

"This starling is too capable, right?"

"that is……"

Everyone sighed again.

Reporter Guo's face was flushed at the moment, and he didn't know whether it was heat or excitement, "Liu Junhao, what rare animals do you have in your house, let them all be displayed, I am going to record a special program on the TV station's "Treasure Book" "In the column."

"Xiaopi, come here!" Seeing everyone's excited eyes, Liu Junhao now wanted to show off.

The macula got the master's call, jumped up and jumped to his side.

"Go, get the fan."

This guy got the master's order, and immediately ran to the house, and then quickly took a fan.

A group of people are a little speechless now, and their dog is not ordinary.

"Professor Zhao!" Liu Junhao shouted, then pointed to the next door.What happened to Mr. Zhao today, such a big movement did not come out to check.

"Wow," Xiaopi replied, and then ran out of the yard.

"Xiaohao, why don't you just go over and talk about it, you have to let Xiaopi yell, I'm taking a nap." Mr. Zhao was still yawning when he came over, followed by Doudou.Seeing so many people staring at him in the courtyard, the old man was taken aback for a moment, and then asked: "What are you doing? Is there anything wrong with me?"

"It's okay, it's okay," Liu Junhao explained with a smile: "Reporter Guo is going to invite your Turtle Dove to perform recognizing Arabic numerals."

"What's so interesting about this," Professor Zhao yelled, and followed by two turtledoves flying into the yard.Then the old man patted Doudou on the head and shouted: "Go, get the literacy card"

Doudou shook his tail, then turned his head and left.

Everyone's eyes are completely round, this dog is not unusual.Looking at the animals raised by others, they are too humane.

The afternoon sun was extremely hot, and everyone gathered together tightly, but at this moment they were completely attracted by the performance of the animals in the yard, and completely forgot about the heat.

In less than 2 minutes, Doudou held a stack of paper with Arabic numerals written all over it.

Professor Zhao lined up the cards and called out: "Seven"

"Flicking Lengling" Immediately, a turtledove flew forward to grab the piece of paper marked with the number seven.

"Three" Another turtledove flew out and took San out.

"God!" Reporter Guo sighed after a long time.

Looking at the appearance of a group of people, not to mention Liu Junhao's complacency, even Pang Xu was very excited, feeling that this buddy really smeared his face.He opened his mouth and shouted: "Liu Junhao, let your Doudou perform a kitten fishing again."

"Yes, let the cat fish." Some tourists have already responded. It seems that they have seen Doudou fish with its tail on the forum.

After the performance of the flower cats, Baoyu and his family came to the stage again. Naturally, their performance was also catching fish...

Waiting for the animals in the courtyard to show off one by one, everyone still felt a little unsatisfied.A single rare thing is not too surprising, but the gathering of so many rare animals is very shocking to people's nerves.These tourists feel that Liujiagou is not in vain, and the animal performance alone brings too many surprises.Reporter Guo also felt that this trip was worthwhile, and now he can't wait to send back the footage he just recorded. I believe this episode of the program will definitely cause a sensation.

To say that they have never seen a circus performance, the performance of those animals is also very surprising.But this is not a common picture of a bear stepping on stilts under the whip of an animal trainer, a tiger jumping through a ring of fire, etc., but a scene that has never been seen before. People have intimacy.

Like chasing stars, those stars with ordinary backgrounds are easier to get close to, because it seems to show people that as long as you work hard, you can do it.

The same is true for the animals in Liu Junhao's courtyard, they are more civilian.Now many tourists in the courtyard are already thinking in their hearts whether they should go back to raise a pet or something, tease them after dinner, and have some fun for themselves.

After the performance, Liu Junhao did not let everyone leave. He led Pang Xu and others into the backyard to pick four large watermelons, and then cut them open in the yard for everyone to taste.

This move naturally won everyone's favor. After watching the show, there are free fruits to eat, which is really good.

After eating the watermelon, reporter Guo was full of admiration, and led the photographer around the backyard, saying that he wanted to make a hidden advertisement for his watermelon.In fact, Liu Junhao doesn't care about advertising or not. The watermelons in his yard are in short supply even without advertising.

(End of this chapter)