Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 367 Money Matters
"How did it get in?" Liu Junhao became more and more puzzled the more he looked at it. The snake was recognizable as a drought snake at first glance. It doesn't like water at all, and usually crawls out to look for food on sunny nights.The humidity was so high last night, it is assumed that they would not come out, not to mention that this thing usually stays on the mountain and rarely climbs into the village.

He knocked on the car window twice with his hand, the big snake was startled, it got deeper, its body dodged, only the small half of its tail was still wriggling outside.

"I don't know. Last night we caught Zhizhi and played too late. Xiaolei forgot to lock the car door. It turned out to be like this when I saw it in the morning." Kung fu won't make so many troubles.

"This snake is too big, I guess it's hard to catch. I suggest you get some vinegar fumigation. I read it on the Internet before, saying that snakes are very sensitive to odors, especially this sour vinegar smell." At this time, a tourist suggested road.

"Xiao Lei, hurry up and buy a few bottles of vinegar." Lao Chang went to the doctor indiscriminately for illness, no matter whether this method worked or not, he just asked his daughter to buy it.

"No, what are you doing with such a big expense," Liu Junhao hurriedly stopped.Others are so particular about not daring to touch the white snake, he is also a good young man who grew up under the red flag, and he doesn't believe in the old ways at all.He reached forward and grabbed the snake's tail and pulled it suddenly, then shook it twice, the guy's bones were shattered, and his head was just stretching weakly.

"Uncle Xiaohao, take this snake back and raise it for your family." The hairy boy leaned over and called.He had the idea of ​​catching the big snake back to raise, but just as he was about to go up to catch the snake, his old man saved two brains and collapsed, and now his forehead still hurts.

"Why should I keep it?" Liu Junhao shook a few more times, the snake was completely dizzy.

"Catch mice, the book says that a snake can eat several mice a day." The hairy boy encouraged, "Besides, if you raise this snake up, you can let people watch it."

"Let it catch mice, isn't my Doudou laid off?" This snake looks very distinctive, and Liu Junhao has the idea of ​​raising it.But thinking that his wife had no love for snakes, he gave up the idea and picked the white snake into the grass with a stick and threw it away.

The snake didn't seem to be affected too much, as soon as it landed on the ground, it slid and burrowed into the crevice of the rock.

When he returned to the Yantang again, he saw that kid Zhao Guangming was chattering to the group of children that he knew about the shell, and there was a small horn on the motorcycle next to him.

"Why did you come so early, kid? It's only been a few days since I knew it, and it's estimated that Zhang Qian will organize people to go up the mountain in about ten days." Liu Junhao asked with some puzzlement. Keep it, do you need to panic?

"Of course I'm not worried about your village, but other villages don't necessarily know about it. Do you know that this is publicity? See, high-tech is used..." Zhao Guangming said and pressed the horn button, and the sound came from inside immediately " Received" voice.

"Damn, what kind of high-tech are you? Now all the junk collectors in the lower village use this." Liu Junhao joked.

"Damn, can it be the same?" Zhao Guangming asked back, hurting his self-esteem, and he also felt that it was a bit embarrassing to use this small speaker.

"What do you think, as it is said, quickly hide this horn."

Finally, Zhao Guangming brought up the matter of asking him to help collect the shell.

"I don't have time to help you collect it." Liu Junhao shook his head again and again.

Originally, I thought that the children in the village would not collect many cicada shells, but I never thought that the one-haired child would carry more than two catties by himself, and the other children would also carry a few catties.

In the end, many tourists came to sell them with convenience bags.They were just picked up in the past two days, and the number is very small, purely for fun.

Seeing that Zhao Guangming was busy here, Liu Junhao didn't bother him, and was about to say hello and go back.

Just as he turned his head to leave, Er Mazi caught the young man.The cow trough in his house was knocked down by a big yellow cow, and now he needs to find someone to fix it again.This busy, half an hour later, Liu Junhao completely forgot that he hadn't eaten breakfast yet.

It happened that Lao Chang's family wanted to go to buy watermelons, so Liu Junhao led them there.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he reached the door, Wukong screamed and threw himself into his arms.

"My uncle is back, hurry up and control Wukong." Xiao Jianhui followed him to meet him.

The monkey squeaked in his arms, looking very angry.

"What's wrong with it?" Liu Junhao was puzzled by several people in the courtyard.Although he doesn't understand monkey language, but after spending so long with Wukong, he can still understand some basic things. It seems that this guy is complaining.

"Wukong wanted our money, but if I didn't give it to him, he would come and grab my hair and mess up my braids. If Auntie Zhang didn't stop me, he would still scratch me." Xiao Tongtong muttered shouted.There were still tears on her face, and she looked more aggrieved than Wukong.

When did monkeys become so overbearing?It seems that when it asks for money and refuses to give it, it just sulks at most, and this is the first time that it has robbed money.Liu Junhao looked at his wife suspiciously, wanting to ask why.

"Why don't you tell me where your money comes from. The money for selling the cicada shells is supposed to go to Wukong. He follows you up and down the tree every day. The effort is no less than yours..." Zhang Qian He opened his mouth to fight injustice for his own monkey.

When Zhao Guangming came to receive the cicada shell, the little fellows immediately went over with the results of these days after they found out.On the way there, they had already negotiated that the money for selling the cicada shells would be shared equally between the four of them.In a few days, after beating seven or eight catties of cicada shells, it can be sold for more than 200 yuan.They were in high spirits along the way, calculating how much money they could share during the summer vacation, and what fun things to buy when school started. The discussion was so intense that they didn't even think about monkeys.

Who would have thought that when Wukong saw that the cicada shell could be sold for money, he would reach out and ask Xiao Tongtong for it.The little girl clutched her purse and didn't want to give it. After several times, the monkey got annoyed and stretched out its paws to scratch her hair.The little girl didn't expect that the lively and lovely monkey would suddenly go berserk, and she was so frightened that she cried in the courtyard.

Fortunately, Zhang Qian heard something wrong and came out to check, otherwise the girl might have got two scratches on her face.

That's it, I said why the monkey has become so unreasonable, the guy who is emotional is taking advantage of it.What my wife said was right, the four of Xiao Haoyu were able to fight so many cicada shells, and the monkey gave at least one-third of its strength, or even more.You must know that these guys used to carry bamboo poles to facilitate hitting cicada shells at high places.It's good now, go out and call Wukong, just two pieces of candy can make the monkey run up and down the tree.

A few days ago, Liu Junhao was still complaining about his monkey, but now the trouble really came, and the monkey was not the one who suffered at all.

"No way, your monkey..." Old Chang's daughter-in-law lost her voice just after she said a few words.In the past, the TV station let Liu Junhao's family perform animal performances, and the most outstanding one was the monkey.At that time, she already thought the monkey was very smart, but compared with the current situation, she seemed to have seriously underestimated this guy—it actually understood the importance of this colorful paper.

"It's nothing, just get used to it." Liu Junhao chuckled, and then remembered that he hadn't invited Lao Chang's family into the yard to sit down.How can my own monkey be deduced by common sense? Although this guy can't think, but long-term observation makes him know that colorful paper can be exchanged for things.

Let Lao Chang and the three of them sit down in the courtyard, Zhang Qian had already cut half of a watermelon on the stone table.

"Zhizhi..." Seeing that his master ignored him, Wukong started to yell again.

"I said you guys earn so much money, at least give it some money." Liu Junhao scratched his head helplessly.

"No..." The little girl tightly covered her pockets, "Why don't you let Haoyu give it to him? He's got the money too."

At the end, the girl saw that the monkey's mood had stabilized, and she patted it on the head like coaxing a child and shouted, "Be obedient, keep this money in my hands first, and I'll buy you candies later."

The monkey didn't know if it understood, but it yelled more happily in the arms of its master, and tried to jump off several times.

Well, being annoyed couldn't do it, so Liu Junhao had to take out a few pieces from his pocket and stuff them into the monkey's hands.This guy doesn't know the denomination, only the more the better.In fact, it was a complete waste of money to put it in its hands. If it didn't take half an hour, it would definitely go to Liu Qihua's to buy a cannon and spend it.

Sure enough, this guy settled down immediately after getting the money. The monkey's paw got some saliva in his mouth, and he counted the banknotes one by one.

"Cough...cough..." Lao Chang's family lived in Er Mazi's place, and he ate two of the salted duck eggs in the morning when he saw that the salted duck eggs were dripping with oil.The duck eggs were salty, and he had a dry mouth all morning, and now he was gnawing on the watermelon.As soon as he saw the monkey counting the money, he immediately stuck a mouthful of watermelon in his throat.He blushed so much that his neck was thick, and he didn't even respond to coughing a few times. Liu Junhao saw that something was wrong, so he quickly hit him on the back with his fist twice.

"I...your monkey is so cute" After nearly half a minute, Lao Chang finally recovered.

"Hehe, just get used to it, just get used to it." Liu Junhao and Zhang Qian were not surprised.No need to ask, it must be imitating the master, Liu Junhao usually likes to do this action when counting money.

For the four yuan, the monkey counted for a long time, then yelled at the two starlings, and led them out of the yard.

"Wukong is so fun, even before the holiday, several of our classmates said that they would come to see it if they had time during the summer vacation," Chang Lei interjected at this time.A group of their students visited Liujiagou during the winter vacation last year, and what impression did the monkeys leave on them?

"Welcome anytime" It seems that university is really a place to transform people. This girl seems to be much more cheerful, and she no longer bows her head when she speaks.

"Xiao Lei is at the front stand, and the students in her class will come together in a few days. This girl is now the organizing committee member of the class," the old daughter-in-law explained with a smile, "She hasn't organized any activities before, this time It's also an exercise for her." Looking at the smile on her face, she was obviously happy for her daughter's transformation.

"Mom, what are you talking about?" The girl was really thin-skinned. Hearing her mother's praise, she immediately picked up her camera and wandered around the courtyard.The things in the courtyard have been seen on the Internet, but although they are beautiful, they are not realistic.She took several photos in a row, and was finally dragged out of the yard by Xiao Tongtong.

After a while, there was a crackling sound outside the courtyard.You don't need to go out to see, it must be Wukong who bought a cannon and came back.

This guy was afraid that the cannon would be confiscated by Liu Junhao, so he put it clean outside the courtyard before entering the door creaking.

Again to Liu Junhao's surprise, the monkey didn't completely buy it, and still held two sausages in its paws.

"For me?" Seeing Wukong stuffing the sausage into his hand, Liu Junhao asked in surprise, it seemed that this guy was so courteous for the first time.

"Zhizhi" the monkey nodded vigorously.

"Tsk tsk... the sun is coming out from the west." Zhang Qian also felt very strange seeing this situation.The old and often couple could only look at the scene in front of them speechlessly. For half an hour, the monkey brought them an unimaginable impact.

Seeing their stunned looks, Liu Junhao also intentionally showed off, took out his nail scissors and cut a hole in the package on top of the sausage.The sausage was wrapped in a layer of plastic, which was so smooth that it took him a lot of effort to cut it open.

Just after it was cut and peeled, the monkey suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed it into his paw, then opened his mouth and took a bite.

Mouth, watching it hand over another sausage, Liu Junhao understood this guy's intentions: he couldn't get rid of the plastic packaging on it, so he found it for himself.

The remaining three people obviously understood, and burst out laughing.Fortunately, Lao Chang didn't eat watermelon this time, otherwise he would have choked again.

"It's so funny." After a long time, the old daughter-in-law wiped away her tears and said.

"This guy is like that," Liu Junhao could only smooth things over for himself.

The sausage the monkey bought was not for himself, so he fed one of the sausages to the starling.

The guy ate and drank and slipped into the house again. Zhang Qian was afraid that it would be rambling inside, so she hurriedly followed.Who knew that the monkey didn't look for anything else this time, but came out with a garbage bag.

"What is this for?" Lao Chang asked with interest.

"I don't know, maybe it's picking up trash." Most tourists know that monkeys pay attention to hygiene.This guy likes to be serious, as long as he sees the garbage that someone throws on the ground, he will point to the garbage and make noises in your ears until the garbage is picked up.Because of this, Liu Guangju even had the idea of ​​asking monkeys to serve as Liujiagou's "hygiene image ambassador".

"Let's go and have a look." The old daughter-in-law was amused several times in the morning, and now she is interested in monkeys picking up trash.

Things were beyond Liu Junhao's expectation again, the monkey was not picking up trash this time.As soon as it came out of the yard, it jumped straight onto the Chinese toon tree by the ditch, and then picked a cicada shell from it and put it in a plastic bag.

"It's not going to figure out the shell and sell it, is it?" The old daughter-in-law was overwhelmed again, and now she wondered if she was facing a monkey.

"It's possible." Zhang Qian didn't doubt it. After a long time of contact, she took it for granted that monkeys were smart.

"Wow, look, Wukong picked up the cicada shell for us again." The little guys over there saw the movement and ran over excitedly.

The "Zhizhi" monkey didn't give them a good look. It squatted on the branch and bared its teeth and screamed, while its claws tightly grasped the plastic bag.This guy is quite vindictive, and I'm afraid he won't help them find out in the future.

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Explain the reason why I didn't update it two days ago. I just found a job and I'm in the familiarization stage with my new job, so I'm busy. I definitely don't have time to write a book during the day.I go to work at 08:30 and get off work at [-] o'clock. It takes more than an hour to take a bus to and from get off work. It is already past [-] o'clock when I get home and have dinner at night. I am too tired to update.

I'm really sorry, I'm going to catch up with a chapter today and Sunday, and I can't guarantee if I can update it tomorrow night.

(End of this chapter)