Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 369 Diarrhea

The monkey didn't seem to have any awareness of saving money at all, and he was already grabbing the money and running to the village before he got home.

Liu Junhao wanted to stop it, but in the end he decided to forget it.The wind blows the egg shell, and the wealth goes to the monkey to be happy.With that money, he can buy whatever he likes, and this guy will be completely honest after spending it.

A few tourists went looking for Wukong with him on a hot day. Although they didn't help much, they had to accept the favor.

Liu Junhao let a few people into the yard, and then took out a big flower skin from the backyard and killed them, while Zhang Qian washed a few bunches of juicy grapes with well water.The grapes on the shelf are not fully ripe, and the color is still jade green now.However, the grapes at this time have a special taste and are very refreshing. These two days, the children have picked and eaten these grapes.Not only them, but also the magpies and gray horses in the yard would drop to the shelves from time to time to steal a bite.If birds are smarter than humans, the ones pecked by them will definitely be eaten. Zhang Qian just picked them based on this.When the grapes are ripe, Wukong regards the two vines as his own food. Whenever a bird lands on the grape trellis, he will chase after it crazily.

Several tourists talked about monkeys while eating fruit.

"Xiaohao, what else can your monkey not do?"

What can Wukong not do?Liu Junhao thought about it for a long time. That guy has a super ability to imitate, and he seems to be able to do everything except talking.

"That's right, I found out that your Wukong is very evil. It even knows how to buy things with money. Tell me, how did you train it?" another tourist asked.

"It's not too evil, in fact, animals are far smarter than people think." Before Liu Junhao could answer, another tourist interjected, "I read the news on the Internet two days ago, saying that chimpanzees will use water when they encounter floods." The rope is made into a ropeway to cross the river."

"Well, it's true. Some animals are indeed very clever. I also read a news on the Internet before, saying that an old man had a cat, and there was an alarm clock in the shape of a cat next to his bed. The alarm clock set the time. The old man got up to exercise when the time came. As a result, the cat got jealous and hid the alarm clock quietly, and would wake up the old man on time..."

At this time, the sun was not so hot, and the mountain breeze was blowing slightly. After eating two pieces of watermelon, everyone felt that the dryness and heat disappeared without a trace.

Sitting in the shade of trees and chatting all over the world, people feel drowsy... This kind of comfortable and lazy life is rarely enjoyed in the city.

Several people were discussing enthusiastically, Zhang Qian heard the phone ringing in the living room.She hurried into the house, then went out and called her husband, saying that it was Liu Qihua calling.

What on earth was the matter with that guy, making it so mysterious, Liu Junhao went into the room to answer the phone quite puzzled.

"Uncle Xiaohao, your monkey has stolen money again, hurry up, I haven't told Teacher Zhang yet." Liu Qihua's voice on the phone was very low.When people saw the monkey suddenly spend tens of dollars to buy things, they suspected that this guy stole money from the family.After all, Wukong has a criminal record, so he was worried, so he called.

But what did he mean by what he said earlier?Liu Junhao replied somewhat confusedly, "That's it? You can tell her directly. You need it like an underground party joint. I thought you were going to say something."

"That... isn't that your private money?" Liu Qihua was more confused than him, revealing surprise inside and out.

I was dizzy, and I finally understood what it meant. The feeling person thought that the monkey had stolen his private money. No wonder he didn't tell Zhang Qian just now.

Do I need to hide my private money?Holding the microphone, Liu Junhao answered dumbfoundingly: "It's okay, the money is for the monkey, you can give it whatever it wants, and it's nothing to do with the money."

"No, Uncle Xiaohao, did you make a mistake? This money is not a lot at all, it's more than 50 yuan." Liu Qihua heard his voice was very flat, thinking that he didn't know the amount here, so he hurriedly added another sentence.

"There is no mistake, the monkey got the money by selling the cicada shells. Spend it as you like," Liu Junhao wanted to hang up the phone as there were guests outside to accompany him.

"Tsk tsk" Liu Qihua over there looked at Wukong holding a 50 RMB sheet in his paws, and all he could do was sigh.The profit of this shop is less than 50 yuan a day, and the monkeys of other people live more chicly than him, raising their hands for a big ticket of [-] yuan.But I can't envy this thing. Monkeys are not good at making money. Just go up the mountain to pick fungus, and it can sell for hundreds of yuan.There is also a TV series that will start filming soon, and that guy's salary is several hundred yuan a day.Now when people in the village see Wukong, they all envy him, and they all say that he is a rich monkey.

"By the way, what did my Wukong buy?" Before hanging up the phone, Liu Junhao asked.

"It wants to eat ice cream now..."

"Put some more in plastic bags for the monkeys. I have guests here." Hearing that there was ice cream, he couldn't help but remind him.I'm tired of eating the fruits in the courtyard, so it's good to change the taste occasionally.

When the other side hung up the phone, he smiled wryly and shook his head.Private money, do you hide it for your own use?Having said that, I seem to have read on the Internet that many married men have the habit of hiding private money.Luckily, Liu Junhao didn't think about it at all.

Zhang Qian is not the kind of person who checks how much money is in her husband's pocket every day. At most, she just digs through the trouser pockets when washing clothes, so as not to wash the money.

When he mentioned this quarrel, he remembered what Pang Xu complained a few days ago. The boy said that Xu Xiaoli searched his trouser pockets when he was free, and now the trouser pockets are cleaner than his face.However, this buddy grew up in the struggle. At that time, he was proud to introduce how to hide private money so that his wife could not find it.What is stuck in the book, put in the crevice of the drawer, etc., introduced seven or eight methods in a row, saying that Liu Junhao should learn a little bit.

Unable to understand that bastard's nonsense, he directly said, Zhang Qian never checked my private money, this buddy immediately closed the dialog box very depressed.

However, Pang Xu's grievance Liu Junhao mentioned to his wife, and asked her to tell Xu Xiaoli when she was free, don't control her husband too much, after all, a man doesn't have much money in his pocket and can't stand straight when he goes out, some miscellaneous things The entertainment also costs money.

Zhang Qian’s feedback was another version: Pang Xu often smokes secretly, smoking is harmful to health, and Xu Xiaoli was afraid of the impact on the fetus, so she implemented the three-light policy on her husband.

"Our Wukong took 50 yuan to buy ice cream. Liu Qihua thought he stole the money, so he didn't dare to sell it, so he called." When he went out to see his wife with questioning eyes, Liu Junhao explained, and then turned his head to face the ice cream. A few friends shouted, "Everyone, don't leave, the monkey will come back immediately to buy ice cream."

I wanted to show off, but I waited and waited for half an hour, but I didn't see the monkey coming home.In the end, Liu Junhao had no choice but to send Xiao Tongtong and others to the village to look for them.Before they could go out, the monkey staggered into the yard.

But its hands are empty, not even a popsicle stick.

"Uncle Liu, didn't you say that Wukong bought a lot of ice cream, why can't I see it?" Xiao Haoyu asked puzzled.

"Didn't this guy eat it all?" Liu Junhao stared at the monkey wonderingly.The guy's stomach was swollen, and when he moved his body, a full belch spewed out, which obviously smelled like butter.

"Wukong likes eating alone the most, and next time he has sugar, he won't give it any more." Xiao Tongtong waited for a long time and didn't get any sorbet, so the pouting mouth could hang on the oil bottle.

"Hic..." The monkey didn't know if he understood her words, but lay in the shade and hiccupped weakly.

Probably because he ate too much sorbet, this guy has no energy all afternoon, and he has completely lost his former vivacity.It has been lying down to eat at night, when Liu Junhao picked it up, it only took two bites, then turned around and got into the monkey's nest.

"Wukong won't have any trouble eating it. I called Liu Qihua just now and asked about it. He said that he gave the monkey ten pieces of ice cream at a time. After eating so many ice creams, people would also have diarrhea." Before going to bed, Zhang Qian was very worried. asked.

"It should be fine. If there is something to teach the monkey a lesson, it won't be so greedy next time." Seeing his wife's worried expression, Liu Junhao said again, "Don't worry, I'll go to the ditch tomorrow morning to drag some Pull the couple back and give the monkey an egg, it will be fine after eating."

The inverted couple is a common woody plant in the countryside. The leaves of this thing look similar to the leaves of the acacia tree.However, it belongs to the shrub family, and the plants are very thin and short, so they are not used at all at ordinary times.However, the inverted coupler is very effective in treating diarrhea. If someone in the countryside has a stomach problem, go to the ditch and grab a handful of leaves, then mix it with eggs and fry until cooked, and it will be cured after one meal.

In the past, people were poor, and children could not eat eggs once in ten and a half months.Some greedy guys lied to their parents that they had diarrhea in order to eat eggs.As a result, after eating the scrambled eggs, the mouth was full of bubbles, which made me angry.

"Then you have to worry about it tomorrow." Hearing what he said, Zhang Qian finally let go of her distraction.

Because he was thinking about the monkey, Liu Junhao got up early the next morning, and when he went to the monkey's nest, he found that Wukong had gone out at some time.

Mouth, this guy looked half-dead yesterday, which made my wife worry for most of the night, who knew he would recover so quickly.

Seeing that there was nothing unusual, Liu Junhao started to make breakfast after washing up.The couple got up late these days, and Zhang Ma helped cook the meals.He was very embarrassed, the old lady lived in her daughter's house to enjoy the blessings, how could she help with the cooking.I explained several times in a row to let Zhang's mother sleep a little longer in the morning.But the elderly don't sleep much, so they get up at dawn, and when Liu Junhao wakes up, the meal is already ready.

Mama Zhang didn't think so much. Apart from taking care of her two grandchildren, she didn't worry about anything else during her stay at her son-in-law's house.

Just after cutting up the vegetables, before putting them in the pot, Wukong yelled and came in, holding a large handful of pullers and stuffing them into his mouth.

Monkeys also know herbs?Liu Junhao gained insight again.

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I don't know how to express the updated question, so I can only say sorry.

I've been really busy these days. To paraphrase a sentence: "Wake up earlier than chickens, work more than cows, sleep later than dogs, and eat worse than pigs." Taking this chapter as an example, the content I wrote a few days ago I thought about it, but I never got the time code.I thought I could write more today, but the leader suddenly called me in the morning and was delayed again.I accompanied someone to look at the house in the afternoon, and my heels hurt when I turned around. I had a chance to update it after dinner.

It is almost eleven o'clock after coding this chapter, and I have to get up for work at 06:30 tomorrow.

I hope next month will be better, I really can't make any guarantees.

(End of this chapter)