Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 440

"It's not that exaggerated," Liu Junhao smiled and shook his head.Speaking of the freezing of snot, he remembered a funny thing he did when he was a child.

When I was young, I often heard adults say that the north of China is Russia, where it is ice and snow all year round.Russia is cold, how cold is it... People must be careful when standing outside to urinate, and they often freeze into popsicles before they finish urinating.

Therefore, when Russians urinate, they have to hold a wooden stick in their hands and beat them while urinating, otherwise the little JJ will freeze directly on the ground.

In fact, this is just an exaggeration, but the brats of them took it seriously.When urinating, I ran outside to do experiments myself, and I held a wooden stick in my hand, just waiting for the urine to freeze into icicles before beating.As a result, it took more than ten minutes outside, and the redness and swelling of the little JJ didn't turn into a stick.

At that time, they were still unwilling to reconcile and planned to find a particularly cold weather to try again, but somehow they forgot.

Fortunately, I didn't try it, otherwise it might not be guaranteed!
Zhang Qian takes Chinese classes for two grades, and teaches fifth grade students in the morning.After lighting the firewood stove, Liu Junhao took out the lesson plan again to familiarize himself with it.

As soon as the class bell rang, he strode into the classroom.The squad leader yelled "stand up", and the little guys were about to say "Hello, teacher", but when they saw him, they froze there, and their voices became uneven.

"Your teacher Zhang has something to do today, let me take over the class, and we will start the class next..." Liu Junhao briefly explained, and opened the lesson plan to start the lecture.

Most of the little guys showed expressions of distrust, and when Liu Junhao picked up the chalk and wrote a few words on the blackboard, he silenced them all.The neat regular script is almost indistinguishable from the print on the book.

Many people began to whisper, "Better than Teacher Zhang's handwriting..."

"Teacher Wang's handwriting is not as beautiful as Teacher Liu's!!"

Liu Junhao was a little complacent when he heard it on stage. Even Mr. Zhong praised his calligraphy.

He originally wanted to catch a few naughty thorns, but he was disappointed.The whole morning was relaxed, without any waves.

"How is it, how is it?" Zhang Qian hurriedly asked after her husband came home after school at noon.

"Students generally report that their handwriting is better than yours." Liu Junhao gave a bad fart.

"Looking for excitement" Zhang Qianyu immediately twisted her hands around his waist.It's a pity that my husband's clothes are too thick, so I'm not afraid of her twisting them.After inquiring about the situation in the morning in detail, Zhang Qian felt relieved, and then took her husband to sit in front of the computer.

"I had nothing to do in the morning to play Doudizhu, and I lost all the happy beans on my QQ, and then logged in to your number. But I forgot to hide, and someone greeted me...Look at this conversation, I thought of a way to make money, for reference Whether the reference is feasible."

"What way to get rich?" Liu Junhao sat down patiently.The wife is becoming more and more obsessed with money, looking at money at every turn, in the name of earning milk powder for the children.

The conversation on QQ was sent by a tourist. First, he praised the Sifang City model of the sorghum stile he made for a while, and then asked him whether he would make a sorghum pot shoot.He said that he wanted to make dumplings for dinner, but he didn’t have a sorghum pot for dumplings at home, so he went to several mass retailers and grocery stores in the urban area to buy them, but unfortunately he couldn’t find any! This person thought about it and sent a message to Liu Junhao, asking He can do it or not.

Of course, Liu Junhao didn't intend to do it. It would take half a day to make a sorghum pot shoot.You can sell it for ten yuan at most, so you might as well weave a pillowcase yourself.

Besides, he just wanted to do this business, and he didn't have the capital. All the stiles in his family were borrowed.

"I didn't plan to ask you to do it. I thought about it for Aunt Six. She has a lot of free time every day." When Zhang Qian first came to Liujiagou, she lived with Aunt Six. Naturally, she knew that her family's life was difficult, and she always wanted to help find some money. way.For the sale of sesame leaves last year, she was mainly responsible for contacting them.

"Oh!" Liu Junhao nodded.

There are two main types of pot pads in rural areas, one is made of sorghum stiles and the other is made of bamboo strips.Although the bamboo strips look good, they are obviously weak and far less firm than sorghum stiles.

When I was a child, whether I was making vegetable buns, steamed buns or dumplings and glutinous rice balls at home, they were all wrapped in a sorghum stalk pot.That is, it is not sticky to the skin, and it is easy to hold your breath.

It's just that there are fewer people growing sorghum in the countryside now, and naturally fewer people are making sorghum stilettos.And many people are afraid of trouble, and directly use thin wooden or plastic boards to make dumplings during the winter solstice and Spring Festival.

It is even more difficult to buy this kind of traditional Guopai in the city now. Liu Junhao also thinks that there is a market for sorghum Guopai.However, this kind of thing is not something he thinks can be done, and a market research is still needed.

Taking advantage of the time before cooking, Liu Junhao asked his wife to do a small survey on the [-]th floor website.His account is a celebrity on the forum, and when he clicked on the post after eating, there were already dozens of replies on it, and some people even offered to book pot shoots.

Seeing the reactions of netizens, Zhang Qian finally felt relieved, thinking about finding time to go to the village and explain to her sixth aunt.

There is no class in the afternoon, so Liu Junhao can finally spend half a day with his wife at home.In order to prevent his wife from continuing to stay in front of the computer, he deliberately took out checkers to pass the time.

Just after two sets, Director Ma came to the door, saying that he wanted to rush to shoot the Clouded Leopard scene today.

"This guy won't come out of the den..." Liu Junhao reckoned that in such a cold weather, the mother clouded leopard must be hiding in the den and would not come out.Who knew that the nest was empty when they went upstairs, and they had already taken the leopard cubs out.

He had no choice but to ask Xiaopi to follow him, and followed the traces all the way to the hillside behind the village, just in time to meet a group of tourists taking pictures of the mountain scenery.

Seeing them coming, all the tourists greeted them one after another.Knowing that they were going into the mountains to look for clouded leopards, those photographers also followed.

Not far away, I saw the figure of the mother clouded leopard, who was leading the child to search for it by the puddle.

This water puddle is considered a part of the mountain stream. It is connected to the mountain stream when the stream swells in summer, but it automatically forms a large pond in the dry season.

After finding the grass leopard, several tourists immediately grabbed the camera and took snaps.

The sound of "Kacha Kacha" alarmed the mother clouded leopard. Seeing the human approaching the leopard cub, this guy rushed up to block the way.

It's a pity that its painstaking efforts were in vain, several little ones had already avoided their mothers, and ran to the crowd to suck and sniff.

"Oh... oh..." At this time, a loud voice suddenly came from not far away.

The mother clouded leopard bowed her waist, followed by sprinting back to defend.

Everyone turned their heads to follow the sound, only to see a dark red grass raccoon appearing in the wormwood bushes.This guy was so courageous that he tentatively approached them.

"Is it the one you raised?" A tourist asked, seeing that the fox was not afraid of people.

"Well, very similar," Liu Junhao replied uncertainly.In fact, he hadn't seen Caolizi for a while, and it was too far away to see clearly.

While speaking, the grass raccoon ran forward a few more steps, stopped less than ten meters away from the crowd, turned his head and roared at the mother clouded leopard.

Provocation, Chi Guoguo's provocation!
The mother clouded leopard let out a roar, and flew out.

Seeing his opponent chasing him, Cao Lizi turned around and fled slowly.

A group of people stared dumbfounded. Look at this, the fox seems to have come here specially to provoke. I don't know how the hatred formed between them.

But this guy is brave enough to deliberately tease Clouded Leopard.

"Hey, the fox didn't run away now..."

"Xiaohao, let the clouded leopard stop quickly, don't kill the fox," a tourist urged worriedly.

"This thing doesn't listen to me." Liu Junhao smiled wryly and shook his head.The mother Yunbao is only staying at his house temporarily, and is now in the running-in period, and she can't command it at all.

But he didn't think the grass leopard could catch the fox, mainly because the latter was too cunning.

Although many leopards are kings of sprinting, clouded leopards are not among them.They are forest animals with trees as their homes, and they are superb tree climbers.They prefer to wait for their prey on the branches, and jump down from the trees to prey when small animals approach.

The speed of the clouded leopard on land is not fast, and it has no advantage at all.

Although foxes are less than one-third the size of clouded leopards, they are fast, small and flexible, and ordinary clouded leopards cannot catch them at all.

The fox looked suspicious on the ice, no matter how you looked at it.Liu Junhao thought of the miserable appearance of his macular skin, and instinctively felt that something was wrong.

It's not easy to think about the master who can make Xiaopi suffer.

The fox led the female clouded leopard around in a big circle among the wormwood, then suddenly turned around and rushed towards the puddle.

The ice on the water surface is only two fingers thick, but the grass lizi weighs at most a dozen catties, so it can withstand it.

On the contrary, the clouded leopard has a big body and weighs forty to fifty kilograms. It is more dangerous to step on the ice.Liu Junhao faintly guessed Caolizi's "conspiracy", but the mother clouded leopard was not a fool. After chasing to the edge of the puddle, it suddenly stopped its limbs and stayed on the shore hesitantly.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

This completely enraged the clouded leopard, the guy let out a low growl, and jumped onto the ice.It didn't chase immediately, on the contrary, it seemed very cautious, and ran towards Cao Lizi slowly.

In this way, Cao Lizi ran towards the shore with the enemy again.The few people on the side of the puddle all held their breath, staring at this rare beast chase battle.

When Cao Lizi was close to the edge of the ice layer, he jumped vigorously and ran directly to the bank.

The clouded leopard who followed it also jumped, but a tragedy happened!Just hearing a "plop", the guy staggered and fell into the water.

Damn... the group of people on the shore were dumbfounded, they never expected this result.

"I dug the ice hole this morning!" A tourist exclaimed in surprise.In order to test the thickness of the ice layer in the morning, he deliberately found a place to punch a hole in the ice layer.It was colder today, and it took half a day to refreeze, so it couldn't be seen clearly from the water.But the new ice was too thin to support the animal's weight.

Cao Lizi leaped in the air, obviously jumping over the ice hole.The mother clouded leopard didn't know the trap and fell into the water.

This guy tried to climb up the ice layer after falling into the water, but just as its claws hit the ice surface, the ice surface clicked and cracked again.

(End of this chapter)