Douluo's strongest beast martial arts

Chapter 87 100% Return Rate
"As expected of the Zongmen Grand Competition held every five years, there are quite a lot of spectators!"

Looking at the sea of ​​people in front of him, Yun Tian couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Zhou Peng and the others lowered their heads as much as possible, so as not to let others see their appearance.

Because, the robes on their bodies are too embarrassing.

The custom-made imperial robes are colorful, fancy, and colorful, like flowers and butterflies, and they are extraordinarily dazzling.

In front of him were two fat men embroidered vividly in various poses, and one of them was Shi Zhenxiang.

The other is a fat girl with long hair. Her thick lips, wide face, and small eyes make her look disgusting.

This fat girl is Shi Zhenxiang's dream lover, Ni Chunhua.

At first, Yuntian was quite looking forward to Ni Chunhua's appearance, what kind of surprise could make Shi Zhenxiang so desperate, and even made a bold statement, claiming that he would only marry him if the best male soul masters in the whole continent died.

However, when he saw the Zongpao, he was completely stunned, and was stunned by Ni Chunhua's appearance.

Before, in order to help Shi Zhenxiang show enough sincerity, he designed a suitable romantic proposal pose according to his imagined body proportions.

I thought that after the Zongpao was ordered, it would become a kind of appreciation.

However, how could he have imagined that Ni Chunhua was actually a fat girl who was fatter than Shi Zhenxiang.

The originally romantic posture turned into a disgusting posture, making people unable to eat.

This is nothing, the most bizarre thing is that under the embroidered two fat men, there are lines of love words embroidered with red silk thread that all the girls are extremely envious of.

These love words were found by Yun Tian from the memories of his previous life, the most reasonable words in love, every sentence is a classic.

For example, "You are the wind, I am the sand; you are Hami, I am the melon; Lingling is like a fool.", "In the vast sea of ​​people, we meet, it is the arrangement of fate, the doom of fate. We have met Lingling for a lifetime , and we will travel together to the end of the world." And so on.

However, when these love words are applied to Shi Zhenxiang and Ni Chunhua, it always feels a little disgusting.

There are strange flowers in the front, and domineering in the back.

Speaking of the custom-made robes, the front was designed according to Shi Zhenxiang's request, while the back was designed by Yuntian for the Four Xiangzong.

In the center of the back of everyone, there is a colorful Zong emblem embroidered.Below it are embroidered with green silk thread the four distinctive characters of "Four Unlike Zong".

Under the four large characters, there is also a line of medium-sized purple fonts, 'Four Unlike Seven Demons'.

On the top is a medium-sized, different orange font embroidered.They are Dou, Luo, Da, Lu, Di, Yi, Zong, Wu, and Di.

Taken together, it is, 'The first case in the Douluo Continent, invincible! '

The corresponding people are Yun Tian, ​​Tang Tang, Bing Ning, Yan Qi, Zhou Peng, Ma Linger, Gao Yang, Li Shan, and Wang Wu.

Zhou Peng and the others resisted vigorously because of the robes they were wearing for the competition, and refused to wear them even if they were beaten to death. This is too embarrassing.

But in the end, everyone compromised under Yuntian's despotic power.

In fact, Yun Tian also felt a little regretful, what an exquisite and arrogant costume, it broke Ni Chunhua's heart just like that.

There was no way, time was running out, and there was no time to change it, so he had no choice but to accept it reluctantly.

Of course, before Zhou Peng and others agreed to wear this imperial robe, they asked why it was designed in this way.

Even if Shi Zhenxiang had such a request, it wouldn't be the case.

In order to persuade everyone, Yun Tian had no choice but to reveal his true intentions.

First, in order to collect 90 soul coins, this is the fastest way, and you can also get the remaining [-] soul coins.For the current Sixiangzong, this is undoubtedly a timely help.

The second is to temper everyone's psychological quality. If you can face the next game without changing your face amidst many ridicules, continue to maintain a peaceful mood.Then, everyone's mood will be further sublimated.

In fact, this is to exercise everyone's skin thickness.After all, people's hearts are sinister. When everyone is alone in the Douluo Continent, if no one has a thick skin, they will suffer.

As the saying goes, "Thick-skinned, eat enough; people who are cheapest are invincible." ', that's the truth.

Third, unusual means tend to attract the attention of the audience.

Judging from the robes that everyone wears, whether it is in terms of color, design, or arrogance and domineering, they can all get 100% return rate.

If this is changed to the earth, it is estimated that it will become popular all over the world.

Today, the Four Immortals urgently need to improve their reputation, and they can achieve this by relying on their strength, but they cannot achieve the deepest memory.

Only the addition of the two can make all audiences, even the soul masters of the whole continent, remember their four unlike sects, and keep in mind the four unlike seven demons.

Of course, Tang An, Zhao Tianming and the others would not wear such a strange Zongpao, but embroidered a vague Zonghui on the left chest of their own robes.

If you don't look carefully, you may not be able to see it.

Sure enough, the imperial robes worn by Yuntian and the others attracted everyone's attention. They looked at each other one after another, and everyone blushed and gritted their teeth, wishing to tear Yuntian, who was greeting the crowd, into pieces and feed them to pigs.

"Hold your head up and hold your chest high, this is a test of your psychological quality, you can't waste this opportunity!" Yun Tian said sternly.

In fact, he also felt very embarrassed, and sometimes even wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

However, in order to let everyone gradually accept this fact, he had to set an example and force himself to pretend that nothing had happened.

Over time, the embarrassment in his heart gradually dissipated, no longer resurfaced, and his mood sublimated.

"This is that sect, so weird? Did it come out of the dyeing pond in the dyeing workshop?"

"I'm dying of laughter, are they all teasers invited by Sun Monkey?"

"Damn it, what is this? Two fat guys are posing in such a disgusting pose?"

"Ouch, I'm going to vomit. Fortunately, I haven't eaten breakfast, otherwise I have to vomit."

"My God, who wrote this? It's such a touching love story. Why do these two fat people have such a romantic relationship?"

"Romantic? You're so blind, it's disgusting!"

"Shhh, keep your voices down, he's here to compete anyway, it won't be good if he gets annoyed."

"Holy shit, where did this idiot come from, so arrogant? Or 'the number one sect in the Douluo Continent, invincible!' or 'four unlike seven monsters'. I think it is the first idiot sect of Douluo, four unlike seven fools !"

If there is a crack in the ground now, then Zhou Peng and others will definitely scramble to get in.

Even Yun Tian, ​​who was extremely thick-skinned, no longer warmly greeted the crowd, but the corners of his mouth twitched continuously.

Why are they here to compete? They are obviously here to act as clowns.

No, not just clowns, they're zoo animals.

(The new book has been released, Douluo: Upgrade from the Raider Goddess)
(End of this chapter)