Carrying the general to the battlefield
Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Yu Baizhou was recognized as the No. [-] son in Zidan City, and many noble ladies from famous families had the cheek to throw peach blossom branches at his door, but Chang Susu smashed all of them out with chicken bones.
Chang Susu's greatest wish is to ride a tall horse and marry Bai Jun's Bai Zhou into the prime minister's residence.Whoever dares to grab the cypress boat from her, she will be able to lift him up and throw him several feet away!
Yu Baizhou is the only son of General Yu of the Great Qi, and Chang Susu is the only daughter of the Prime Minister of the Great Qi. Their fathers are high-ranking and powerful, and they are both pillars of the court.
It is rumored that Chang Susu is beautiful and intelligent, and is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting; when he was 12 years old, he wrote a birthday poem at the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, which showed his talent and became famous all over the imperial city.
It is rumored that Yu Baizhou is capable of writing and martial arts, and he can cut wild beasts with his sword, and he is a hero when he draws his sword; when he was hunting in the Royal Hunting Garden at the age of 13, he killed a wild bear that was out of control with his sword, and the title of young hero has been hung on him ever since. body.
But these are only limited to rumors. In fact, it was not Chang Susu who wrote the poem, but Yu Baizhou.
It was not Yu Baizhou who killed the wild bear with his sword, but Chang Susu.
Su Su is the real owner of the title of "Young Hero".And Bai Zhou... is the master of "Xiuwaihuizhong".
When Su Su was four years old, she and Bai Zhou picked peaches in the backyard of the General's Mansion, but the peach tree was too tall for them to climb up.The slurring little Susu rolled up her sleeves, muttered a few words, turned around and ran to move a [-]-jin boulder over to give Yu Baizhou a foothold.
At that time, Bai Zhou was still young, so he didn't realize what was wrong, he just sighed, "Little sister is really strong".
When Susu was six years old, she and Bai Zhou went to the private royal school hand in hand. The teacher was the Taifu, and the classmates were all princes and princesses.The second prince was 12 years old. He saw that Bai Zhou was so small that he took the princess sister and the prince's younger brother to bully Bai Zhou.
Seeing Bai Zhou being bullied, six-year-old Susu stared with watery eyes, took the Taifu's ruler and jumped onto the table, aiming at the 12-year-old prince for a slap.What surprised others the most was not only this, the six-year-old Susu actually lifted the prince up and threw it out like a sandbag.
In the end, Susu clapped her hands easily, and snorted tenderly, "I let you bully my Baizhou..."
After that incident, Prime Minister Chang no longer dared to send Susu to the private private school of the imperial family, so he hired a husband to teach Susu how to read and write at home.
From this incident, the prime minister's wife saw that her daughter was very talented, and felt that her daughter was a good candidate for martial arts. She took her daughter to Wudang Mountain, Shaolin, and Emei to learn martial arts under the pretext of letting her daughter raise her temper.
Susu herself has a good foundation and great strength. After learning some moves, she becomes even braver.
When Susu was 12 years old, she went to the mountains with Yu Baizhou for an outing.
At that time, it was Gaoyuetian, and the sun was scorching hot.Su Su and Bai Zhou were huddling under the shade of a tree to take a nap, when a few gangsters in green clothes appeared from nowhere and surrounded them tightly, putting them in a dilemma.
Susu grew up so old and had never seen what a bandit looked like, so she suddenly became excited, with a look of joy on her face, "Bai Zhou, there are bandits! Am I dreaming?"
When a bandit meets Susu, it's like tofu hitting a rock.Bandits are tofu, and Susu is stone.
With a few swings of the broadsword in her hand, Su Su easily cut off the bandits' belts in an instant, and chopped off the gangsters.
The gangsters also have self-respect. After being cut off by a teenage girl, they all wished to jump into the fire pit and burn themselves to death. They all wailed: "Bandits can be killed, not humiliated!"
Since that time, Yu Baizhou has gained the title of "Bandit Slayer Hero".Every time he went to the tea house with Susu to drink tea, a little girl always came to ask him for calligraphy.What's more, he wanted to jump into Bai Zhou's arms to feel the heroic atmosphere.
Of course, the girl who wanted to get close to Bai Zhou didn't succeed, and was kicked out every time by Susu who disguised herself as a man.
Whenever encountering such a crazy encounter, Yu Baizhou wanted to lift the table of the Eight Immortals, and howled wildly: "I am not the one who slays the wild bear with the sword and fights the five bandits with his bare hands!"
Now Yu Baizhou is 15 years old, and old general Yu will return soon.Old General Yu heard about his son's heroic deeds of "slaying wild bears with swords and fighting bandits with bare hands" on the battlefield.The son is promising, and the father has a bright face.
The ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.In fact, Yu Baizhou was not good at swordsmanship or marksmanship. Old General Yu, who was far away on the road, had no idea that his brave son was not good at martial arts. If he knew the truth, according to his temper, he would probably be able to beat Baizhou to a hemiplegia.
Yu Baizhou was still thinking about how to escape this catastrophe, he leaned against the carved nanmu window with his chin on his hands and sighed hundreds of times.
Sighing and sighing, a round head suddenly pokes through the window pane, and the girl outside the window looks at him with a smile.The little girl's apricot eyes are very aura, her bun face is fair and moist, almost breakable, her figure is still plump, just like a water glutinous rice ball.
This head is none other than his childhood sweetheart Chang Susu.
Although Chang Susu has a delicate appearance, her behavior is rough. She has to eat a bucket of rice for a meal and can lift a cow with her bare hands.
Yu Baizhou looked up and saw her, he was so frightened that he almost threw the military book in his hand, his room was on the second floor of the attic, and this Susu suddenly appeared outside the window, it must be...he floated up with lightness again.
Susu always said that she was Zidan "floating on the water", and Yu Baizhou always thought of her as a fat duck floating on the water.
Su Su stood on the eaves outside the second floor of the attic, wearing a beige double-breasted beige skirt with a white indigo plum blossom and bamboo leaf embroidered collar, a light-colored long skirt, and a double spiral bun on her head.She was standing on the eaves, her lower skirt fluttered with the light green hairband on her bun, just like a little fairy.
Before he could recover, a gust of wind blew past his cheeks, and Susu had already floated into the room from the window, heading straight for the plate of kidney bean rolls on his table.Where there is delicious food, there is always Susu, whenever someone delivers delicious food to the General's Mansion, Susu will surely follow.
Su Su was not too polite, she took one and stuffed it into her mouth. The pastry was white in color, soft and delicate in the mouth, and the filling was sweet, very appetizing.
Originally, Yu Baizhou wanted to discuss with Susu the tricky matter of his knowledge of martial arts, but before he could open his mouth, Susu had already eaten all the cakes, wiped her mouth, left a sentence of "Thank you, Baizhou", jumped out of the window and left.
The next day, Susu received the news that the emperor was going to hold a triumphant banquet in the palace, and asked Yu Baizhou to perform wrestling with Vice-General Jing by name.
After inquiring, Susu found out that the emperor not only asked Bai Zhou to perform wrestling with Deputy General Jing, but also asked her to play at the triumphant banquet.
Hearing the news, Susu was so frightened that she even threw away her favorite jujube cake.With Yu Baizhou's small body, how can he wrestle?Isn't it the material that was thrown?
She looked down at her little fat hands, and sighed again: How can she play the piano?She can only sharpen her knife and stalk the beast!
Prime Minister Chang was busy with official duties, and never taught his daughter. He always thought that her daughter was full of talent and gentleness, but he didn't know that Su Su knew martial arts.
Besides, Old General Yu, he has been fighting abroad all year round, and he has no idea what his son did at home during the six years he was away from home.He only knew that his son could not only cut wild bears with his sword, but also catch bandits with his bare hands.
It is not new for Yu and Chang to compare their children with each other.The origin of the two of them has been told many times by the storyteller.
One of the two was Wen Zhuangyuan and the other was Wu Zhuangyuan, and they were sworn brothers.But at the same time, the two of them fell in love with Su Su Niang, a female police officer with a golden knife in Zidan City.
After that, Prime Minister Chang married Su Su Niang, and General Yu also accepted the marriage bestowed by the former emperor and married Lin Taiwei's daughter.Later, Mrs. Yu gave birth to a son, and a year later, the prime minister's wife also gave birth to Susu.General Yu learned that Prime Minister Chang had a daughter, so he dragged the one-year-old Bai Zhou to the prime minister's mansion to show off.
At that time, General Yu pointed to the crumpled Susu in the swaddle, and told his son, "Did you see that crumpled little girl? I will fight for my father in the future, and you will be abducted as a wife, you know? Even if you can't be abducted, you have to do everything." Better than that girl!"
So the two fathers began to compare the "children" of no return.
General Yu sent Yu Baizhou to a private school, and Prime Minister Chang stuffed Susu in as well.General Yu threatened to train his son to be a famous general of a generation, and Prime Minister Chang vowed to train his daughter to be a peerless beauty full of knowledge.
That night, Susu's family was eating in the main room around the Eight Immortals Table, and Prime Minister Chang kept putting chicken legs into her bowl.As soon as Su Su picked up the chicken legs in the bowl, she heard her father say: "Susu, there is a triumphant banquet in the Houtian Palace, and the emperor asks you to play the piano, so don't embarrass your father."
The chicken leg in Susu's hand fell to the table with a "clack".
She picked up the chopsticks, picked out a piece of Dongpo meat for her father, and said flatteringly: "Father, I want to be a little different in the way I play it, do you think it's okay?"
Chang Qi looked at his daughter, "Okay, as long as that kid from the Yu family doesn't steal the limelight, anything is fine!"
The prime minister's wife, who was sitting aside silently, looked at her daughter with a guilty conscience.She knows her daughter, and she knows everything about her daughter and the Yu family boy.
All these years, she has been telling her daughter to learn martial arts without telling her husband, but instead made her abandon the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.The last time the Empress Dowager wrote a poem at her birthday banquet, if it wasn't for the help of the Yu family kid, how could she have gotten away with it?
Su Su Niang said weakly: "Master, why don't you let Su Su dance the sword? The boy from the Yu family is showing his martial arts. If Su Su is good at sword dancing, can he overwhelm him in terms of momentum?"
Chang Qi glanced at his wife, "Is Susu that kind of rough woman? Susu with thin arms and legs, how can she dance with a sword? Do you think Susu is like you..."
Su Su Niang used to be a policewoman. When she was young, she had a manly heart. After giving birth to Su Su, she began to look like a housewife.Prime Minister Chang never let Susu learn martial arts, he was worried that Susu would become a policewoman like her mother.
After hearing her father's words, Su Su glanced at her fleshy arms, raised her chin and looked at her father pitifully: Dad, speak with conscience, why do I have thin arms and legs?
At the same time, Yu Baizhou was also fooling his father.
At the dinner table, the old general Yu Zhong talked about many battles abroad over the years. Yu Baizhou listened carefully and analyzed those battles one by one.After the meal, the father and son had a long talk, from military discussion to actual combat.Yu Zhong found that his son could not only solve some military formations that had given him a headache, but also listed better suggestions.
Yu Zhong felt that his son was a genius, it would be a pity not to go to war!
A day later, the Triumph Banquet came as scheduled, and the emperor held a grand banquet in Qianji Palace.
At the banquet, Qi Wendi Gu Gan took the empress and queen mother to sit on the top seat, and the old prime minister Chang and the old general Yu sat on both sides of the first seat in the audience.
The two old men looked at me and I looked at you, and kept looking at each other with their nostrils.Since it was a triumphal banquet, the protagonist was of course Old General Yu who had been fighting abroad for many years. He held a glass of wine and said some impassioned words at the banquet, which made all the civil servants and generals excited.
Susu was afraid that her father would stop feeding her chicken legs after he knew that she could not play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so she discussed with Yu Baizhou a countermeasure, and the two planned to switch identities.
After changing into men's clothes in the side hall, she excitedly tugged at the corner of Yu Baizhou's clothes, "Baizhou, do you think I'm handsome? Are I handsome?" The bandits are even more excited.
Yu Baizhou's face was black and black, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently. His current mood is probably a little different from Susu's.Su Su wanted to dress up as a man, so naturally he also had to dress up... as a woman.
Susu is dressed in black men's clothing, covering her face with a black cloth. The 14-year-old Su Su is not much different from the 15-year-old Bai Zhou. If you don't look at their faces, you really can't tell them apart.
After the opening dance of the Triumph Banquet, Su Su came on stage to fight with Vice Admiral Jing. After the fight, Yu Baizhou came on stage wearing a veil and played the piano instead of Su Su.In order to be safe, Bai Zhou specially requested to change "wrestling" to "immediately fight".In this way, Su Su can avoid close contact with Jing Long.
After the opening dance, men dressed in Susu masked their faces, rode a green horse, and appeared with a sword.
Seeing that she was covering her face, Deputy General Jing thought she was unwell, so he hurriedly asked, "Your Majesty, are you unwell?"
Deputy General Jing had never met Yu Baizhou, let alone his voice.Susu knew this very well, and purposely suppressed her voice to make her voice rougher, "It's okay, I'm afraid I'll embarrass myself by fighting with Vice Admiral Jing."
Jing Long: "..." What a handsome son.
Susu felt that these words were a bit hypocritical, so she hurriedly continued: "Susu said that she would not marry me if she was too embarrassing."
The corners of Jing Long's mouth twitched slightly, feeling that Bai Zhou was mocking him.He is in his twenties this year, and he is not married. Was it because of the scar on his face?
After Susu said this sentence, she felt that it was inappropriate, and Deputy General Jing happened to have a scar on his face.She hurriedly said: "Vice General Jing, I have no other intentions... I don't dislike your ugly appearance." These words hit Vice General Jing's weakness.
Actually despise him for being ugly?Jing Long stretched out his hand to stop him, cupped his hands at her and said, "My lord, let's start!"
Yu Baizhou squatted at the corner of the banquet and watched the arena. Due to the distance, he couldn't hear what they were saying politely.
Su Suzhen didn't mean to say that he was ugly, but thought he was masculine with a scar on his face.But Jing Long didn't listen to her explanation at all, she was a little anxious.The swords of the two collided in the air, sparks were sparked, and the two swords faced each other in a stalemate. Susu took this opportunity to explain to him, "Deputy General Jing, I really don't think you are ugly!"
"Enough!" Lieutenant General Jing shook his hands because of her words, and his invincible heart was instantly smashed to pieces by her.
When Su Su was yelled at by him, she pursed her mouth unhappily.
Looking at her eyes, Jing Long was stunned for a moment.Young master... still feel wronged?
Susu felt very wronged, she obviously didn't mean that.Being yelled at by him, she was also a little angry, grabbed the reins and bent down, taking advantage of Vice-General Jing not paying attention, wrapped the whip around the leg of the horse under Vice-General Jing, she pulled with brute force, and the two horses moved forward. Kneeling on the ground, with a long cry of pain, Jing Long fell off the horse unsteadily.
Jing Long rolled on the ground for a while, when he got up, Su Su had already left on the horse.
This time Jinglong was convinced that he lost, he was easily provoked by a young boy, he should lose!
After the game, Susu threw the horse to the eunuch, and ran straight to the apse to find Yu Baizhou.Bai Zhou was about to ask her if she was hurt, but when she pulled the face towel, she burst into tears.
He knew that Susu liked to cry, so he hurriedly asked her if she was hurt somewhere.
Su Su sniffed, and said aggrievedly: "Bai Zhou, I really don't dislike Vice General Jing's ugly looks, but he is angry with me!"
It turned out that Yu Baizhou really didn't know how to persuade her because of such a small matter.
Susu regained her composure, only to realize that Yu Baizhou had already changed his clothes.Looking at Yu Baizhou's attire, the tears on her face were still wet, and she laughed again.
Yu Baizhou is wearing a pink pair of skirts embroidered with light purple chrysanthemums and a skirt with cloud silk trailing under the ground. His hair is combed into a lily bun, paired with sapphire blue dotted emerald pearl hairpins, and his makeup is slightly decorated. He really looks like a girl.He was still holding the begonia purple veil in his hand. If one only looked at a pair of eyes, it was really hard to tell the difference between male and female.
Susu looked at him, feeling a little inferior suddenly.Bai Zhou... so beautiful!
If she were asked to describe Yu Baizhou in one sentence, she would compare him to lotus root powder and cinnamon sugar cake, which is white in appearance, delicate and sweet, delicious and attractive.
She was hungry all at once, rubbing her belly and licking her mouth.
Seeing Susu, who was disguised as a man, licking her lips at him, Yu Baizhou shivered.For a moment, he felt that Su Su had something wrong with him, and when this thought came out, he was startled.He is not a little girl, and Susu is not a man at all!He pressed his forehead with his fingertips, feeling dazed.
Susu felt that he was such a special eater, so she tugged at Bai Zhou's sleeve, "Bai Zhou, can we often play like this in the future?"
The corners of Yu Baizhou's mouth twitched violently. It was enough to disguise himself as a woman once, and he would rather wipe his neck the second time.Ever since he swapped civil and military skills with Su Su by mistake, he has never had a good night's sleep.
It's not that he has never thought about learning martial arts, but he didn't have much time to read books after learning martial arts. He prefers to read military books rather than practicing martial arts. There are thousands of books on military art and military books, and he has read all of them. The formations in military books, There is nothing he can't solve.
It took a lot of physical strength for Su Su to fight against Lieutenant General Jing just now, and now he is already so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back.She rubbed her stomach and looked at Yu Baizhou pitifully, "Bozhou, what should I do if I'm a little hungry?"
Yu Baizhou sighed, and took out a goose oil roll wrapped in yellow satin from his arms and handed it to her.He has known for a long time that this girl is not enough to feed, so he has already prepared.
Susu took the goose oil roll with loose flesh and happily stuffed it into her mouth, until her mouth was full of scum.
"Eat slowly and don't choke."
Bai Zhou took a deep breath, with a heart to go to the front line, put on a veil, hugged the piano, dragged a long skirt, and walked slowly towards the front hall.After Bai Zhou left, Susu changed back into women's clothes and continued to squat in the corner eating goose oil rolls.She was so focused on filling her stomach that she didn't know anyone entered the apse.
Standing behind her was a handsome young man, wearing a blue satin gown, about the height of Bai Zhou.
Seeing that she was eating deliciously, the boy leaned down and asked her softly, "Is it delicious?"
Susu's hands trembled in fright, the half-eaten goose oil roll she gnawed fell to the ground, the crispy skin fell to pieces, she looked at the horrible goose oil roll on the ground, feeling very distressed, her cherry red mouth licked, and stomped her feet , pointing at the boy in front of him, "You pay! You pay me my goose oil roll!"
Gu Jinzhao was sitting at the table outside, and felt bored halfway through, so he left the table and wanted to take a walk around.Unknowingly, he walked to the back hall, and saw a little girl squatting in the corner eating from afar, and came to have a look out of curiosity.
Now Susu pointed his nose at him, and immediately changed his face, looking at Susu coldly.No one dared to point at him like that.
Gu Jinzhao looked at Susu, the little girl in front of him was born quite well, with bun face, apricot eyes, frowning brows and pouting mouth, she was kind of cute.He couldn't help laughing at Su Su's appearance, "Which palace are you from?"
"You are the palace lady!" Susu looked at him angrily, "I am Chang Susu, not a palace lady!"
The name Chang Susu is known to almost everyone in Zidan City. A few years ago, she wrote a birthday poem at the Empress Dowager's birthday banquet, which shocked heaven and man.The queen mother often whispered Chang Susu in Gu Jinzhao's ear, and now he finally saw himself.
Su Su didn't like the young man in front of her, and felt that the way he looked at her was strange.So he quickly ran out of the apse with a small handkerchief, leaving Gu Jinchao alone in the apse in a daze.
Gu Jinzhao stared at the purple shadow drifting away in a daze, and hissed in his heart: What a fast pace!
Susu returned to the front hall, covered her face with a handkerchief and hid in the corner to watch Yu Baizhou.When she arrived, Yu Baizhou had already finished playing, and his playing was not bad, he left the stage quickly holding the piano, and then the dancing maids entered the stage one after another.
After the end, the two quickly changed their clothes, returned to their respective positions, and sat back on the table.One acted as a good boy, and the other played a good girl.
As the banquet drew to a close, Old General Yu asked the emperor for orders to let Bai Zhou join the army.This matter can be decided by Old General Yu himself.He told the emperor "I want to take my son to join the army" without any hassle, because he wanted to show off his son to all civil and military officials.
The emperor rewarded Bai Zhou with a Longquan sword. When Bai Zhou received the sword, his hands were shaking. He felt that his good life was over.Naturally, Prime Minister Chang would not let General Yu monopolize the limelight, he also asked the emperor for orders, begging the emperor to give Su Su a marriage.
The third prince, Gu Jinchao, is 15 years old and has reached the age to get married.
The emperor was about to offer a marriage, but was interrupted by Su Su, "I want to marry Bai Zhou! I won't marry anyone but Bai Zhou!"
Susu's voice was clear and clear, and the audience was in an uproar.
Prime Minister Chang and Old General Yu were stunned on the spot. The two old men glanced at each other, and General Yu immediately wrinkled his face with a smile.If Su Su really married into the General's Mansion, he would be able to overwhelm Prime Minister Chang in terms of momentum.Old General Yu felt that he was taking advantage and was in a happy mood.
Emperor Gu Gan is 22 years old this year, and he is thoughtful.One of Yu and Chang is the general of the town, the other is the prime minister, one civil and one military, if these two become in-laws, they will be able to overwhelm the sky in the court in the future.
Gu Gan glanced at the queen mother, and then made a look at his mother.The queen mother hurriedly smiled and said: "Chang Aiqing, what are you in a hurry? Susu is still a little girl before she reaches her age, do you want to marry her off? How can there be such a cruel father like you! I see, this matter Not urgent."
The marriage offer was rejected, and Su Su said in front of civil and military officials that she would marry into the general's mansion, Prime Minister Chang's face was so ugly.
When she returned home that night, Susu was fined to kneel on the washboard.
This was also the first time that Prime Minister Chang punished Susu. He never expected his daughter to say such shameless words at the banquet!
Late at night and dew heavy, Su Su knelt in the yard and yawned in the cold.In the middle of the night, her mother came to bring her food several times, but her father stopped her.His father was so angry that his veins exploded, and he knocked all the pastries sent by her mother to the ground.
Susu knelt until Haishi, she was too sleepy, so she lay down on the bluestone board and hugged a stone and fell asleep.When she woke up, she was already lying on the bed, her whole body was sore. When she opened her eyes, she first saw the servant girl's fat eyes.
Feifei helped her to sit up, handed her a bowl of medicine, and said in a voice as if she had just cried, "Miss, you are awake, you have been asleep for four days! Feifei thought you... thought you would never, never again I can't get up!"
Susu didn't expect that she had slept for so long, she rubbed her head and asked, "Has Bai Zhou visited me these days?"
Fatty nodded, "Young Master Yu came before, but he was sent away by the master. The master said that the young master of the Yu family wants to marry you, but there is no door. By the way, Young Master Yu asked me to tell you that he has already gone to Dongpo Daying. "
Su Su slapped the bed board excitedly, "Bai Zhou went to the military camp so soon?"
Feifei nodded and said: "Yes, Young Master Yu also said that this visit will last for at least three years, and at least one year."
She will be separated from Bai Zhou for a year or two, how can she bear it?Susu got out of bed quickly, and hurriedly began to put on her clothes.
Seeing her standing up suddenly, Fei Fei asked suspiciously, "Miss, what are you doing?"
Susu looked determined, "I want to join the army too!"
Fatty was trembling with fright at her words, and hurriedly grabbed her arm, "Miss, miss, don't mess around, if the master finds out, you will inevitably suffer again, and even Fatty will be punished!"
Hearing what she said, Susu calmed down. She rolled her eyes and noticed in her heart, "Fatty, I want to eat jujube cake."
When Feifei heard that she wanted to eat, her eyes lit up, "Miss, wait! Feifei will get it for you right away!"
When Fei Fei went to the kitchen to get the jujube paste cake, Su Su hurriedly wrote a letter, took a few valuable things and ran out of the prime minister's mansion.The guards of the Prime Minister's Mansion have always been vulnerable to Susu.
Susu fled from the prime minister's mansion all the way to the north of the city. She bought a commoner men's clothing at Silk Village, put a man's hair in a bun, and walked towards the west of the city chicly with a bundle on her back.
Susu heard that the subordinates of the old general Yu Zhong were recruiting troops there, and planned to go there first to find out the situation.Men in Daqi Kingdom must be at least fifteen years old to join the army. Susu is 14 years old this year, and she is still a daughter. If she joins the army as herself, she will be taken back by her father to kneel and rub clothes before entering the barracks. board, kneeling on the washboard, fainting...
Now she is only looking forward to sneaking into the barracks smoothly, and she is satisfied when she sees Bai Zhou.Not seeing Yu Baizhou for two years was the second thing, she was worried that Baizhou would be bullied in the new barracks.As for Bai Zhou, who has no strength to restrain a chicken, how can he fight in battle and make military achievements?
Although Yu Baizhou is the son of old General Yu, when he enters the military camp, he has to start from a low level like ordinary people.The Daqi state has regulations that non-military merits will not be rewarded.Royal family and nobles like Bai Zhou cannot be promoted without meritorious service.
Susu thought that Bai Zhou had no strength to restrain a chicken, let alone killing a chicken, his hands would tremble even if he killed a chicken.On the battlefield, he can only be beaten, how can he beat others?
When Susu arrived at the recruiting office in the north of the city, she saw several tents set up against the city wall, surrounded by wooden fences, leaving a gap in the middle as a door, and two dignified soldiers guarded on both sides.
The recruiting office was in the tent in the middle. At this time, the queue for signing up for the army had already lined up for hundreds of meters, and there were about hundreds of people.Daqi's conditions for joining the army Susu had heard Yu Baizhou mention it occasionally, and after registering at the recruitment office, someone led him to a medical examination.The purpose of the physical examination is not to test whether you are a man or a woman, but to test your height and whether you have any physical defects.
Su Su hid in the team to observe the situation, rubbed her chin and thought about how to escape this ring.If she can escape the body test, she can successfully enter the Dongpo camp as a recruit.
She waited in line from noon to Shen, her stomach growling with hunger.The people in front of her and the people behind her had their own dry food and water, but she only brought a few candied dates that were not enough to eat, and she had eaten them up an hour ago.
Looking at the eight-foot tall man with a beard in front of her, she swallowed her saliva, "Uncle, if I give you money, can you give me a piece of pancake?"
Hearing the thin voice, the strong man turned around and looked at Susu who was only as tall as his chest, and generously took a piece of pancake for Susu.Before leaving, his wife must have told him to establish a good relationship with the people in the same military camp, maybe one of them will become a general in the future.
Then he can hug his thigh.
The strong man said in a rough voice, "Little brother, I am twenty this year. My name is Zhuang Niu. You can call me Da Niu."
Susu focused all her attention on the pancake in his hand, and gnawed on the pancake like a ghost after taking it.She didn't listen to what Zhuang Niu was saying, quickly finished a pancake, licked her lips and raised her head to ask him, "Uncle, can you give me another one?"
"My name is Daniu." While talking, Zhuang Niu handed her another pancake.
Susu finished it quickly, but she was still hungry. She used to eat six meals a day, and each meal required five bowls of rice, and even one bowl was missing.She thought that the registration would be very fast, but she didn't know that the waiting time was only a few hours.She raised her eyes and looked at Zhuang Niu pitifully, "Uncle, do you have any more? I'll give you the money!"
Zhuang Niu touched the dry food bag, but it was gone.He looked at the small, fair-skinned boy in front of him, and was frightened by Su Su's appetite.
How can this little brother be more edible than their big sow?
Su Su took out a piece of silver and stuffed it into his arms, then turned around and looked eagerly at the person behind him.Behind her was a young man who was about the same height as her. He had dark eyes and dark skin.He saw that Susu ate two pancakes just now, and he also saw that Susu gave the bearded man a piece of silver.
The boy hurriedly handed her two buns in his arms, "Eat whatever you want!" After eating, just give her money!
Susu didn't expect the young man to be so generous, and he gnawed on the two corn buns after receiving them.After eating Wowotou, she was barely full, so she turned around and continued to line up honestly.
Seeing that she didn't intend to give the money, the boy was taken aback for a moment, then patted her on the shoulder timidly, "Little brother, how about giving the money?"
Susu's apricot eyes were wide open, and she was a little surprised, "You didn't ask me to give you money! Didn't you invite me to eat?"
"..." The boy's heart ached.He didn't seem to say that he wanted to collect money just now, but that doesn't mean he didn't mean that!
Susu patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, "I will treat you to three steamed buns next time, okay?"
The boy stretched out four fingers timidly, "Five!"
Su Su nodded, "Success! Five is five!" But what does it mean when he stretched out four fingers?
It's not that Su Su is stingy, but that she really has no money.When she came out, she didn't bring much money with her, she bought some men's clothes, and gave a piece of ingot to the strong man just now, so she only had a few copper coins left.Su Su is not the kind of unreasonable person, she will remember the kindness of others to her.
She asked the boy, "What's your name?"
The boy was obviously timid when talking to her, and said weakly, "My name is Su Zhou."
Su Su let out an oh, nodded and said, "My name is Su Su."
Su Zhou snorted, "Your name is Su Su, don't we have the same surname?"
"Your surname is 'Su'?" Su Su was surprised that there would be such a pompous surname in this world.
Just as they were introducing each other, the burly man just stepped in, "My name is Zhuang Niu! Just call me Da Niu!"
Su Su nodded and said, "Uncle, your name is very domineering!"
Zhuang Niu: "...little brother, you can call me A Niu!" As soon as he finished speaking, Su Su turned her head to chat with Su Zhou.Susu ignored him, and Daniel's strong heart was hurt.He felt that the little brother deliberately didn't listen to him, and didn't respect him at all.
Could it be because I took a piece of silver from him?
Susu ignored Zhuang Niu, turned her head and asked Su Zhou, who was about the same age as her, "Why did you come to join the army?"
Su Zhou scratched his head honestly, "The fortune teller in our village said that I'm a general, what about you?"
Su Su's dark eyes rolled around, "My mother said that when you become a general, you can marry as many wives as you want! Marry as many as you want." If she becomes a general in the future, she will marry Bai Zhou.Let Bai Zhou wear a girl's clothes and sit on a sedan chair, and she wears a man's clothes and rides a big horse!That scene must be extremely majestic!
Zhuang Niu at the side said again, "My daughter-in-law said that the monthly salary in the army is high!" After he finished speaking, he found that Su Su and Su Zhou had already squatted on the ground and started discussing their future ambitions in the army. People care about him.
Susu: "I want to be a general, ride a big horse, and marry a wife!"
Su Zhou: "The fortune teller said that I can be a general, so I can be a general!"
Susu: "Then you are a general, what should I be?"
Su Zhou thought for a while and said, "Then I will be the general and you will be the deputy general!"
Zhuang Niu was speechless.He has only heard of deputy generals, but he has never heard of any regular generals?He raised his hand to support his sore forehead, looked at the two squatting on the ground, and sighed: They really are two little dolls.
Half an hour later, it was finally their turn, and the three entered the tent together.What Susu didn't expect was that the recruiting general was actually Jing Long, Deputy General Jing who was knocked down by her at the Triumph Banquet a few days ago.
Afraid of being recognized by him, Su Su shrank her neck, lowering her sense of existence.
Jing Long was wearing a dark black armor, holding the sword hanging on his waist with his clear fingers, and walking up and down the room with a pair of black military boots, observing the three of them carefully.
Susu held her breath, lowered her head and listened to the "clang" clashing sound of his armor, her heart beat like a drum.
Although Jing Long had scars on his face, fortunately he had handsome facial features, wheat-colored skin, strong jaw line, and was quite handsome.He walked up to Susu and stopped. Susu dared not raise his head with his strong and tough aura.
Jing Long looked at her with a cold tone, "Look up."
Su Su raised her head timidly.
Jing Long frowned, and asked her: "Did we meet somewhere?"
Su Su hurriedly shook her head like a rattle, her eyes widened: "Return to General! I have never seen such a handsome man as General!"
Jing Long paused first, and said violently like thunder: "Speak up to me! The military camp is not a place for you to cheat! What's your name!"
Susu was taken aback, Lieutenant Jing... so fierce.She lowered her head, pursed her mouth, and thought for a while before replying weakly: "Su...Su, Su from Suzhou, Su from Suyi."
"Didn't you eat! Answer me loudly, what's your name!" Jing Long tightened his sword hand.Susu trembled in fright, raised her head and raised her chest and buttocks... with tears in her eyes: "Return to the general, I really didn't eat!"
Lieutenant Jing has always had a bad temper, and when Su Su was so angry, his anger shot straight to the top of his head. He reached out and grabbed Su Su's collar, lifted her up, and gritted his teeth: "Speak up!" Su Su kicked her feet Tengkong, seeing Jinglong so fierce, pursed his mouth, he was about to cry...
Seeing her looking like she was about to cry, Jing Long felt annoyed, why is she acting like a woman!How else to fight?
He threw Susu away, and impatiently waved his hands at the soldiers beside him, "It looks like a young man with no strength in his hands, throw it out for me."
When Su Su heard that Jing Long was about to throw her out, she stood up from the ground and patted the dust off her body, "General! I can carry five dendrobiums and walk fifty steps! I can also beat people and wild animals!"
Jing Long glanced at her, "You?"
Su Su nodded seriously.
Jing Long looked at her and asked, "Do you know how much we weigh for soldiers? How many steps?"
Su Su didn't know, she shook her head.
Jing Long looked at her, and a slight smile slipped from the corner of his mouth, "If you carry two dendrobiums of rice, you can walk thirty steps and you are qualified! You can carry five dendrobiums, and you can walk fifty steps, which is already the standard of the Flying Cavalry." After finishing speaking, he went up and down. Looking at Su Su, the eyes seem to say: You can carry a weight of several hundred catties for fifty steps!What the hell!
An hour later, Dongpo Camp.
Yu Baizhou, who had been training for a day, finally rested, his limbs were sore and weak, it seemed that it was no longer his own.In this way, he also took out a military book and read it by the light of the campfire.
He didn't watch it for a while, but a soldier from the same battalion dragged him up, "Brother Yu! I heard that Vice General Jing recruited a new soldier today, who can walk fifty steps with a load of five dendrobium! He also boasted to Haikou, saying If he can't do it, he will chop off his head on the spot and use it as a stool for Vice-General Jing to sit on. If he can do it, Vice-General Jing will kneel down and call him Grandpa!"
Yu Baizhou snorted through his nostrils, "It was mentioned in the "Taibai Yin Jing" that a 'man of great strength' can carry a load of five dendrobium for 50 meters, so the recruit must be capable if he dares to go to Haikou."
The soldier from the same battalion stomped his feet and said, "I went to see it just now! The newcomer is as thin as you, his legs are not as thick as Lieutenant Jing's arms, and he looks white and tender. What is the name of the newcomer Su Su? The name is girly, can he carry five dendrobiums?"
Yu Baizhou stood up abruptly, "What did you say his name was?"
"Su Su." He said the name silently, feeling a little ominous in his heart.Could it be Su Su?
Yu Baizhou shoved the books in his hands into his arms indiscriminately, pulled the soldiers from the same battalion and asked, "Where are they?"
The soldiers from the same battalion said: "We're in the school grounds, do you want to come together..." Before he finished speaking, Yu Baizhou had already started running towards the school grounds.
Bai Zhou had a bad premonition, he always felt that Su Su was Su Su.Speaking of which, Susu was born with great strength. At the age of ten, he could bear five dendrobium and walk fifty steps. He had seen this with his own eyes.At that time, he still lamented that if Susu was a man, she would definitely be a brave general in the future.
He didn't dare to think, if Susu came to the barracks, how he would deal with himself in the future.Once entering the barracks and registered in the register, it would be even more difficult to go out again. If he fled privately and was caught, he would definitely be treated as a deserter.
The school grounds were already full of excitement at the moment, many recruits and veterans formed a circle around the school grounds, cheering on the people in the circle.Yu Baizhou squeezed in, and saw Deputy General Jing in black armor, holding a sword at his waist, standing majestically aside, looking at the short Susu.
When Bai Zhou saw Su Su who was stuck in the crowd, he gasped, almost rolled his eyes and fainted.
This girl is too lawless!
Susu is wearing short indigo brown, with the sleeves rolled up, revealing two fair forearms, a little fleshy, and the smooth arms are as smooth and delicate as tender lotus root.Such a white arm made the men onlookers stare.
"Yo, look at his two arms, thin and white... Tsk tsk."
"Such a thin arm, won't it break if you twist it?"
"This little brother can bear five dendrobiums. I'll cut off his head and use it as a stool for him to sit on!"
Yu Baizhou: "..." He really wanted to rush over and wipe off Susu's sleeves.
Listening to the doubts from the crowd, Su Su didn't take it seriously at all.She pinched her nose, picked up a bag of rice under her feet, and carried it easily on her shoulder.A bag of rice weighs about a hundred catties. She carried a bag, turned to the soldier beside her and said, "Add it all to me."
The two soldiers glanced at her and looked at Lieutenant Jing hesitantly.
Deputy General Jing said with a straight face, "Add it to him!"
The two soldiers were ordered to put the remaining rice bags on her back one by one.
The men around gasped when they saw it. They thought she couldn't even carry one bag of rice, but they didn't expect that she could stand still even with five bags of rice!
Su Su took a long breath, "It's really uncomfortable..."
The corner of Jing Long's mouth curled up, and he sneered: Can't hold it anymore?
Ha ha.
Susu twisted her neck with difficulty, "It's really uncomfortable to carry things in this posture, but fortunately, the things are not heavy."
Everyone: "..." Things are not heavy! ?Damn boy, keep your mouth shut!Be tough!
Susu carefully carried nearly [-] catties of rice and walked forward slowly.Although the weight weighed heavily on her body, she could still hold on.When she was practicing martial arts on the mountain before, she could hold on to the mountain with a load of hundreds of catties, what is this!
However, every time Susu took a step, her stomach would growl.She walked fifty steps, and her stomach growled fifty times.After taking a step, Susu threw the things on her back on the ground with a "bang", raising a cloud of dust.
Susu rubbed her belly, she was so hungry that she was irritable, she was so hungry that she wanted to hit someone!
The surrounding soldiers, except Yu Baizhou, were all amazed.
Jing Long was also stunned, he finally learned a word today that "a person should not be judged by his appearance".Before entering the camp, Jinglong made a bet with Susu that if Susu could carry five dendrobium and walk fifty steps, he would have to call her grandpa.If not, Susu cut off his head and gave him a kick.
Su Su won.But she is not stupid, she does not want to offend the lieutenant as soon as she enters the barracks.She rubbed her stomach and said, "Deputy General Jing, can I trade the bet just now for some food? You don't have to call me grandpa, just give me food!"
After all, Jing Long is also a lieutenant general of the first army, and if the other party gave him a step down, he would naturally not let go of this opportunity.He said: "Okay." At that moment, he ordered people to arrange Susu into the new barracks.
Susu was brought into the new barracks by the chief, looking around.She looked around, but there was no one with a similar figure to Bai Zhou.
She was arranged by the chief to enter the military tent of the new barracks.The beds in the tent are lined up, all made of simple wooden boards.As soon as the curtain was lifted and one walked in, the smell of the man's sweat and boots immediately rushed over.The disgusting smell, Susu opened the curtain and ran out.
Shi Chang, who led her into the tent, saw her running out suddenly, but didn't understand, so he followed her.The military tents in the new barracks are small, and ten people can sleep in one tent, and the superintendent will take care of these ten people.Shi Chang also witnessed Susu carrying five hu just now, and won the bet against Admiral Jing, knowing that she is capable, he was relatively polite to her, "Brother Su, are you alright?"
Susu squatted outside the military tent and retched, "What's the smell inside?"
Shi Chang looked as if he was used to it, and said, "It's the Youyue month, the sun is scorching, and it's not as good as outside in the camp, so it's not easy to take a bath. So it's normal for the army tent to smell."
Susu sniffed and looked at Shi Zhang pitifully, "Can I sleep alone?"
Chief Shi: "Are you kidding? Except for General Yu, General Hushi, General Cheqi, and General Left and Right, who in the camp can sleep alone? Even Vice-General Jing sleeps with others."
Susu: "..." She suddenly wanted to go home.
Shi Chang said: "Little brother, you look fair and clean, you should be a son of a rich family, right? This place can't compare to the outside. You have officially entered the camp now. It is difficult to go back! It's okay, the one in the innermost The bunk is yours, you go and clean it first, I will settle the other recruits, and someone will come and bring you food later."
Susu nodded dully and stood up slowly.
She lifted the curtain, and another stench came over her face.No wonder her mother always said stinky man, stinky man, really stinky!She stood at the door for a while, took a breath and went in again, quickly walked to her bunk, folded the quilt, and made the bed.She had been running around all day, tired and hungry, lying sprawled on the mat, staring up at the ceiling in a daze.
Now that he has passed the body test, what's next?Could it be that she is a girl, sleeping with a bunch of stinky men?
Susu felt dizzy, and she wanted to wipe her neck.She opened and closed her eyes, wanting to cry without tears.She regrets a little now, regrets, regrets...
Just as she hugged the quilt and screamed, Yu Baizhou lifted the curtain and walked in carrying a bucket of white rice.He put the meal on the square table in the tent, looked at Susu who was rolling around with her quilt in her arms, and asked, "Why, do you regret it now?"
When Susu heard the familiar voice, she sat up with a bang while hugging the soft quilt, jumped out of the bed, rushed over and hugged Yu Baizhou's waist, rubbed her little head against his chest, and said in a crying voice: " Bai Zhou..." Seeing Bai Zhou, she didn't seem to want to go home so much.
Yu Baizhou pulled her to sit down, and filled her with a bowl full of rice, "Eat quickly, I'll take you to see your father when you're full, and let him take you home."
Su Su took a bite of the rice, and when she heard that Bai Zhou was going to take her back, she put down the bowl in her hand with a thump, and said with her lips pouted, "I won't return! I want to be with you!"
Yu Baizhou looked at her, "Even if you don't go back today, your father will bring someone to the barracks to take you away the next day."
Su Su laughed and said: "No! I left a letter, and I told my father that I learned martial arts. I want to go back to Mount Emei and Shaolin Temple to find masters, and then go to learn how to be a swordsman and wander around the world. I will not return home until two years later!"
The corner of Yu Baizhou's mouth twitched, "It must be your mother who is kneeling on the washboard this time, right?"
Su Su shook her head, "No way! My father loves my mother so much that he wouldn't let her kneel on the washboard."
At this time, the prime minister's mansion was in chaos. After reading Su Suliu's letter, Prime Minister Chang became furious, and immediately sent people to Shaolin Temple and Mount Emei.As for Su Su Niang, she is grabbing her ears and kneeling on the washboard...
Susu has exhausted too much energy today, she still feels hungry after eating a bucket of rice.Su Su glanced at the empty rice bucket, and muttered: "Vice General Jing is really stingy, he promised to give me food, but in the end he took a bucket..."
Bai Zhou said: "You can't blame Lieutenant Jing, I only took one bucket on purpose."
Susu stared angrily, "Why! Bai Zhou, why don't you let me eat enough!"
Bai Zhou said calmly: "Since you choose to stay in the barracks, you should get used to not having enough to eat. Recruits only have one meal a day, and only one meal at night."
Su Su: "..." Abnormal, abnormal, really abnormal!
Susu wants to go home again, but if she goes back now, will her father beat her into a pig?
Thinking of her father's furious appearance, Susu shrunk her neck and gritted her teeth: For Bai Zhou's sake, so as not to get beaten, let's just eat it every time!
(End of this chapter)
Yu Baizhou was recognized as the No. [-] son in Zidan City, and many noble ladies from famous families had the cheek to throw peach blossom branches at his door, but Chang Susu smashed all of them out with chicken bones.
Chang Susu's greatest wish is to ride a tall horse and marry Bai Jun's Bai Zhou into the prime minister's residence.Whoever dares to grab the cypress boat from her, she will be able to lift him up and throw him several feet away!
Yu Baizhou is the only son of General Yu of the Great Qi, and Chang Susu is the only daughter of the Prime Minister of the Great Qi. Their fathers are high-ranking and powerful, and they are both pillars of the court.
It is rumored that Chang Susu is beautiful and intelligent, and is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting; when he was 12 years old, he wrote a birthday poem at the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, which showed his talent and became famous all over the imperial city.
It is rumored that Yu Baizhou is capable of writing and martial arts, and he can cut wild beasts with his sword, and he is a hero when he draws his sword; when he was hunting in the Royal Hunting Garden at the age of 13, he killed a wild bear that was out of control with his sword, and the title of young hero has been hung on him ever since. body.
But these are only limited to rumors. In fact, it was not Chang Susu who wrote the poem, but Yu Baizhou.
It was not Yu Baizhou who killed the wild bear with his sword, but Chang Susu.
Su Su is the real owner of the title of "Young Hero".And Bai Zhou... is the master of "Xiuwaihuizhong".
When Su Su was four years old, she and Bai Zhou picked peaches in the backyard of the General's Mansion, but the peach tree was too tall for them to climb up.The slurring little Susu rolled up her sleeves, muttered a few words, turned around and ran to move a [-]-jin boulder over to give Yu Baizhou a foothold.
At that time, Bai Zhou was still young, so he didn't realize what was wrong, he just sighed, "Little sister is really strong".
When Susu was six years old, she and Bai Zhou went to the private royal school hand in hand. The teacher was the Taifu, and the classmates were all princes and princesses.The second prince was 12 years old. He saw that Bai Zhou was so small that he took the princess sister and the prince's younger brother to bully Bai Zhou.
Seeing Bai Zhou being bullied, six-year-old Susu stared with watery eyes, took the Taifu's ruler and jumped onto the table, aiming at the 12-year-old prince for a slap.What surprised others the most was not only this, the six-year-old Susu actually lifted the prince up and threw it out like a sandbag.
In the end, Susu clapped her hands easily, and snorted tenderly, "I let you bully my Baizhou..."
After that incident, Prime Minister Chang no longer dared to send Susu to the private private school of the imperial family, so he hired a husband to teach Susu how to read and write at home.
From this incident, the prime minister's wife saw that her daughter was very talented, and felt that her daughter was a good candidate for martial arts. She took her daughter to Wudang Mountain, Shaolin, and Emei to learn martial arts under the pretext of letting her daughter raise her temper.
Susu herself has a good foundation and great strength. After learning some moves, she becomes even braver.
When Susu was 12 years old, she went to the mountains with Yu Baizhou for an outing.
At that time, it was Gaoyuetian, and the sun was scorching hot.Su Su and Bai Zhou were huddling under the shade of a tree to take a nap, when a few gangsters in green clothes appeared from nowhere and surrounded them tightly, putting them in a dilemma.
Susu grew up so old and had never seen what a bandit looked like, so she suddenly became excited, with a look of joy on her face, "Bai Zhou, there are bandits! Am I dreaming?"
When a bandit meets Susu, it's like tofu hitting a rock.Bandits are tofu, and Susu is stone.
With a few swings of the broadsword in her hand, Su Su easily cut off the bandits' belts in an instant, and chopped off the gangsters.
The gangsters also have self-respect. After being cut off by a teenage girl, they all wished to jump into the fire pit and burn themselves to death. They all wailed: "Bandits can be killed, not humiliated!"
Since that time, Yu Baizhou has gained the title of "Bandit Slayer Hero".Every time he went to the tea house with Susu to drink tea, a little girl always came to ask him for calligraphy.What's more, he wanted to jump into Bai Zhou's arms to feel the heroic atmosphere.
Of course, the girl who wanted to get close to Bai Zhou didn't succeed, and was kicked out every time by Susu who disguised herself as a man.
Whenever encountering such a crazy encounter, Yu Baizhou wanted to lift the table of the Eight Immortals, and howled wildly: "I am not the one who slays the wild bear with the sword and fights the five bandits with his bare hands!"
Now Yu Baizhou is 15 years old, and old general Yu will return soon.Old General Yu heard about his son's heroic deeds of "slaying wild bears with swords and fighting bandits with bare hands" on the battlefield.The son is promising, and the father has a bright face.
The ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.In fact, Yu Baizhou was not good at swordsmanship or marksmanship. Old General Yu, who was far away on the road, had no idea that his brave son was not good at martial arts. If he knew the truth, according to his temper, he would probably be able to beat Baizhou to a hemiplegia.
Yu Baizhou was still thinking about how to escape this catastrophe, he leaned against the carved nanmu window with his chin on his hands and sighed hundreds of times.
Sighing and sighing, a round head suddenly pokes through the window pane, and the girl outside the window looks at him with a smile.The little girl's apricot eyes are very aura, her bun face is fair and moist, almost breakable, her figure is still plump, just like a water glutinous rice ball.
This head is none other than his childhood sweetheart Chang Susu.
Although Chang Susu has a delicate appearance, her behavior is rough. She has to eat a bucket of rice for a meal and can lift a cow with her bare hands.
Yu Baizhou looked up and saw her, he was so frightened that he almost threw the military book in his hand, his room was on the second floor of the attic, and this Susu suddenly appeared outside the window, it must be...he floated up with lightness again.
Susu always said that she was Zidan "floating on the water", and Yu Baizhou always thought of her as a fat duck floating on the water.
Su Su stood on the eaves outside the second floor of the attic, wearing a beige double-breasted beige skirt with a white indigo plum blossom and bamboo leaf embroidered collar, a light-colored long skirt, and a double spiral bun on her head.She was standing on the eaves, her lower skirt fluttered with the light green hairband on her bun, just like a little fairy.
Before he could recover, a gust of wind blew past his cheeks, and Susu had already floated into the room from the window, heading straight for the plate of kidney bean rolls on his table.Where there is delicious food, there is always Susu, whenever someone delivers delicious food to the General's Mansion, Susu will surely follow.
Su Su was not too polite, she took one and stuffed it into her mouth. The pastry was white in color, soft and delicate in the mouth, and the filling was sweet, very appetizing.
Originally, Yu Baizhou wanted to discuss with Susu the tricky matter of his knowledge of martial arts, but before he could open his mouth, Susu had already eaten all the cakes, wiped her mouth, left a sentence of "Thank you, Baizhou", jumped out of the window and left.
The next day, Susu received the news that the emperor was going to hold a triumphant banquet in the palace, and asked Yu Baizhou to perform wrestling with Vice-General Jing by name.
After inquiring, Susu found out that the emperor not only asked Bai Zhou to perform wrestling with Deputy General Jing, but also asked her to play at the triumphant banquet.
Hearing the news, Susu was so frightened that she even threw away her favorite jujube cake.With Yu Baizhou's small body, how can he wrestle?Isn't it the material that was thrown?
She looked down at her little fat hands, and sighed again: How can she play the piano?She can only sharpen her knife and stalk the beast!
Prime Minister Chang was busy with official duties, and never taught his daughter. He always thought that her daughter was full of talent and gentleness, but he didn't know that Su Su knew martial arts.
Besides, Old General Yu, he has been fighting abroad all year round, and he has no idea what his son did at home during the six years he was away from home.He only knew that his son could not only cut wild bears with his sword, but also catch bandits with his bare hands.
It is not new for Yu and Chang to compare their children with each other.The origin of the two of them has been told many times by the storyteller.
One of the two was Wen Zhuangyuan and the other was Wu Zhuangyuan, and they were sworn brothers.But at the same time, the two of them fell in love with Su Su Niang, a female police officer with a golden knife in Zidan City.
After that, Prime Minister Chang married Su Su Niang, and General Yu also accepted the marriage bestowed by the former emperor and married Lin Taiwei's daughter.Later, Mrs. Yu gave birth to a son, and a year later, the prime minister's wife also gave birth to Susu.General Yu learned that Prime Minister Chang had a daughter, so he dragged the one-year-old Bai Zhou to the prime minister's mansion to show off.
At that time, General Yu pointed to the crumpled Susu in the swaddle, and told his son, "Did you see that crumpled little girl? I will fight for my father in the future, and you will be abducted as a wife, you know? Even if you can't be abducted, you have to do everything." Better than that girl!"
So the two fathers began to compare the "children" of no return.
General Yu sent Yu Baizhou to a private school, and Prime Minister Chang stuffed Susu in as well.General Yu threatened to train his son to be a famous general of a generation, and Prime Minister Chang vowed to train his daughter to be a peerless beauty full of knowledge.
That night, Susu's family was eating in the main room around the Eight Immortals Table, and Prime Minister Chang kept putting chicken legs into her bowl.As soon as Su Su picked up the chicken legs in the bowl, she heard her father say: "Susu, there is a triumphant banquet in the Houtian Palace, and the emperor asks you to play the piano, so don't embarrass your father."
The chicken leg in Susu's hand fell to the table with a "clack".
She picked up the chopsticks, picked out a piece of Dongpo meat for her father, and said flatteringly: "Father, I want to be a little different in the way I play it, do you think it's okay?"
Chang Qi looked at his daughter, "Okay, as long as that kid from the Yu family doesn't steal the limelight, anything is fine!"
The prime minister's wife, who was sitting aside silently, looked at her daughter with a guilty conscience.She knows her daughter, and she knows everything about her daughter and the Yu family boy.
All these years, she has been telling her daughter to learn martial arts without telling her husband, but instead made her abandon the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.The last time the Empress Dowager wrote a poem at her birthday banquet, if it wasn't for the help of the Yu family kid, how could she have gotten away with it?
Su Su Niang said weakly: "Master, why don't you let Su Su dance the sword? The boy from the Yu family is showing his martial arts. If Su Su is good at sword dancing, can he overwhelm him in terms of momentum?"
Chang Qi glanced at his wife, "Is Susu that kind of rough woman? Susu with thin arms and legs, how can she dance with a sword? Do you think Susu is like you..."
Su Su Niang used to be a policewoman. When she was young, she had a manly heart. After giving birth to Su Su, she began to look like a housewife.Prime Minister Chang never let Susu learn martial arts, he was worried that Susu would become a policewoman like her mother.
After hearing her father's words, Su Su glanced at her fleshy arms, raised her chin and looked at her father pitifully: Dad, speak with conscience, why do I have thin arms and legs?
At the same time, Yu Baizhou was also fooling his father.
At the dinner table, the old general Yu Zhong talked about many battles abroad over the years. Yu Baizhou listened carefully and analyzed those battles one by one.After the meal, the father and son had a long talk, from military discussion to actual combat.Yu Zhong found that his son could not only solve some military formations that had given him a headache, but also listed better suggestions.
Yu Zhong felt that his son was a genius, it would be a pity not to go to war!
A day later, the Triumph Banquet came as scheduled, and the emperor held a grand banquet in Qianji Palace.
At the banquet, Qi Wendi Gu Gan took the empress and queen mother to sit on the top seat, and the old prime minister Chang and the old general Yu sat on both sides of the first seat in the audience.
The two old men looked at me and I looked at you, and kept looking at each other with their nostrils.Since it was a triumphal banquet, the protagonist was of course Old General Yu who had been fighting abroad for many years. He held a glass of wine and said some impassioned words at the banquet, which made all the civil servants and generals excited.
Susu was afraid that her father would stop feeding her chicken legs after he knew that she could not play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so she discussed with Yu Baizhou a countermeasure, and the two planned to switch identities.
After changing into men's clothes in the side hall, she excitedly tugged at the corner of Yu Baizhou's clothes, "Baizhou, do you think I'm handsome? Are I handsome?" The bandits are even more excited.
Yu Baizhou's face was black and black, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently. His current mood is probably a little different from Susu's.Su Su wanted to dress up as a man, so naturally he also had to dress up... as a woman.
Susu is dressed in black men's clothing, covering her face with a black cloth. The 14-year-old Su Su is not much different from the 15-year-old Bai Zhou. If you don't look at their faces, you really can't tell them apart.
After the opening dance of the Triumph Banquet, Su Su came on stage to fight with Vice Admiral Jing. After the fight, Yu Baizhou came on stage wearing a veil and played the piano instead of Su Su.In order to be safe, Bai Zhou specially requested to change "wrestling" to "immediately fight".In this way, Su Su can avoid close contact with Jing Long.
After the opening dance, men dressed in Susu masked their faces, rode a green horse, and appeared with a sword.
Seeing that she was covering her face, Deputy General Jing thought she was unwell, so he hurriedly asked, "Your Majesty, are you unwell?"
Deputy General Jing had never met Yu Baizhou, let alone his voice.Susu knew this very well, and purposely suppressed her voice to make her voice rougher, "It's okay, I'm afraid I'll embarrass myself by fighting with Vice Admiral Jing."
Jing Long: "..." What a handsome son.
Susu felt that these words were a bit hypocritical, so she hurriedly continued: "Susu said that she would not marry me if she was too embarrassing."
The corners of Jing Long's mouth twitched slightly, feeling that Bai Zhou was mocking him.He is in his twenties this year, and he is not married. Was it because of the scar on his face?
After Susu said this sentence, she felt that it was inappropriate, and Deputy General Jing happened to have a scar on his face.She hurriedly said: "Vice General Jing, I have no other intentions... I don't dislike your ugly appearance." These words hit Vice General Jing's weakness.
Actually despise him for being ugly?Jing Long stretched out his hand to stop him, cupped his hands at her and said, "My lord, let's start!"
Yu Baizhou squatted at the corner of the banquet and watched the arena. Due to the distance, he couldn't hear what they were saying politely.
Su Suzhen didn't mean to say that he was ugly, but thought he was masculine with a scar on his face.But Jing Long didn't listen to her explanation at all, she was a little anxious.The swords of the two collided in the air, sparks were sparked, and the two swords faced each other in a stalemate. Susu took this opportunity to explain to him, "Deputy General Jing, I really don't think you are ugly!"
"Enough!" Lieutenant General Jing shook his hands because of her words, and his invincible heart was instantly smashed to pieces by her.
When Su Su was yelled at by him, she pursed her mouth unhappily.
Looking at her eyes, Jing Long was stunned for a moment.Young master... still feel wronged?
Susu felt very wronged, she obviously didn't mean that.Being yelled at by him, she was also a little angry, grabbed the reins and bent down, taking advantage of Vice-General Jing not paying attention, wrapped the whip around the leg of the horse under Vice-General Jing, she pulled with brute force, and the two horses moved forward. Kneeling on the ground, with a long cry of pain, Jing Long fell off the horse unsteadily.
Jing Long rolled on the ground for a while, when he got up, Su Su had already left on the horse.
This time Jinglong was convinced that he lost, he was easily provoked by a young boy, he should lose!
After the game, Susu threw the horse to the eunuch, and ran straight to the apse to find Yu Baizhou.Bai Zhou was about to ask her if she was hurt, but when she pulled the face towel, she burst into tears.
He knew that Susu liked to cry, so he hurriedly asked her if she was hurt somewhere.
Su Su sniffed, and said aggrievedly: "Bai Zhou, I really don't dislike Vice General Jing's ugly looks, but he is angry with me!"
It turned out that Yu Baizhou really didn't know how to persuade her because of such a small matter.
Susu regained her composure, only to realize that Yu Baizhou had already changed his clothes.Looking at Yu Baizhou's attire, the tears on her face were still wet, and she laughed again.
Yu Baizhou is wearing a pink pair of skirts embroidered with light purple chrysanthemums and a skirt with cloud silk trailing under the ground. His hair is combed into a lily bun, paired with sapphire blue dotted emerald pearl hairpins, and his makeup is slightly decorated. He really looks like a girl.He was still holding the begonia purple veil in his hand. If one only looked at a pair of eyes, it was really hard to tell the difference between male and female.
Susu looked at him, feeling a little inferior suddenly.Bai Zhou... so beautiful!
If she were asked to describe Yu Baizhou in one sentence, she would compare him to lotus root powder and cinnamon sugar cake, which is white in appearance, delicate and sweet, delicious and attractive.
She was hungry all at once, rubbing her belly and licking her mouth.
Seeing Susu, who was disguised as a man, licking her lips at him, Yu Baizhou shivered.For a moment, he felt that Su Su had something wrong with him, and when this thought came out, he was startled.He is not a little girl, and Susu is not a man at all!He pressed his forehead with his fingertips, feeling dazed.
Susu felt that he was such a special eater, so she tugged at Bai Zhou's sleeve, "Bai Zhou, can we often play like this in the future?"
The corners of Yu Baizhou's mouth twitched violently. It was enough to disguise himself as a woman once, and he would rather wipe his neck the second time.Ever since he swapped civil and military skills with Su Su by mistake, he has never had a good night's sleep.
It's not that he has never thought about learning martial arts, but he didn't have much time to read books after learning martial arts. He prefers to read military books rather than practicing martial arts. There are thousands of books on military art and military books, and he has read all of them. The formations in military books, There is nothing he can't solve.
It took a lot of physical strength for Su Su to fight against Lieutenant General Jing just now, and now he is already so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back.She rubbed her stomach and looked at Yu Baizhou pitifully, "Bozhou, what should I do if I'm a little hungry?"
Yu Baizhou sighed, and took out a goose oil roll wrapped in yellow satin from his arms and handed it to her.He has known for a long time that this girl is not enough to feed, so he has already prepared.
Susu took the goose oil roll with loose flesh and happily stuffed it into her mouth, until her mouth was full of scum.
"Eat slowly and don't choke."
Bai Zhou took a deep breath, with a heart to go to the front line, put on a veil, hugged the piano, dragged a long skirt, and walked slowly towards the front hall.After Bai Zhou left, Susu changed back into women's clothes and continued to squat in the corner eating goose oil rolls.She was so focused on filling her stomach that she didn't know anyone entered the apse.
Standing behind her was a handsome young man, wearing a blue satin gown, about the height of Bai Zhou.
Seeing that she was eating deliciously, the boy leaned down and asked her softly, "Is it delicious?"
Susu's hands trembled in fright, the half-eaten goose oil roll she gnawed fell to the ground, the crispy skin fell to pieces, she looked at the horrible goose oil roll on the ground, feeling very distressed, her cherry red mouth licked, and stomped her feet , pointing at the boy in front of him, "You pay! You pay me my goose oil roll!"
Gu Jinzhao was sitting at the table outside, and felt bored halfway through, so he left the table and wanted to take a walk around.Unknowingly, he walked to the back hall, and saw a little girl squatting in the corner eating from afar, and came to have a look out of curiosity.
Now Susu pointed his nose at him, and immediately changed his face, looking at Susu coldly.No one dared to point at him like that.
Gu Jinzhao looked at Susu, the little girl in front of him was born quite well, with bun face, apricot eyes, frowning brows and pouting mouth, she was kind of cute.He couldn't help laughing at Su Su's appearance, "Which palace are you from?"
"You are the palace lady!" Susu looked at him angrily, "I am Chang Susu, not a palace lady!"
The name Chang Susu is known to almost everyone in Zidan City. A few years ago, she wrote a birthday poem at the Empress Dowager's birthday banquet, which shocked heaven and man.The queen mother often whispered Chang Susu in Gu Jinzhao's ear, and now he finally saw himself.
Su Su didn't like the young man in front of her, and felt that the way he looked at her was strange.So he quickly ran out of the apse with a small handkerchief, leaving Gu Jinchao alone in the apse in a daze.
Gu Jinzhao stared at the purple shadow drifting away in a daze, and hissed in his heart: What a fast pace!
Susu returned to the front hall, covered her face with a handkerchief and hid in the corner to watch Yu Baizhou.When she arrived, Yu Baizhou had already finished playing, and his playing was not bad, he left the stage quickly holding the piano, and then the dancing maids entered the stage one after another.
After the end, the two quickly changed their clothes, returned to their respective positions, and sat back on the table.One acted as a good boy, and the other played a good girl.
As the banquet drew to a close, Old General Yu asked the emperor for orders to let Bai Zhou join the army.This matter can be decided by Old General Yu himself.He told the emperor "I want to take my son to join the army" without any hassle, because he wanted to show off his son to all civil and military officials.
The emperor rewarded Bai Zhou with a Longquan sword. When Bai Zhou received the sword, his hands were shaking. He felt that his good life was over.Naturally, Prime Minister Chang would not let General Yu monopolize the limelight, he also asked the emperor for orders, begging the emperor to give Su Su a marriage.
The third prince, Gu Jinchao, is 15 years old and has reached the age to get married.
The emperor was about to offer a marriage, but was interrupted by Su Su, "I want to marry Bai Zhou! I won't marry anyone but Bai Zhou!"
Susu's voice was clear and clear, and the audience was in an uproar.
Prime Minister Chang and Old General Yu were stunned on the spot. The two old men glanced at each other, and General Yu immediately wrinkled his face with a smile.If Su Su really married into the General's Mansion, he would be able to overwhelm Prime Minister Chang in terms of momentum.Old General Yu felt that he was taking advantage and was in a happy mood.
Emperor Gu Gan is 22 years old this year, and he is thoughtful.One of Yu and Chang is the general of the town, the other is the prime minister, one civil and one military, if these two become in-laws, they will be able to overwhelm the sky in the court in the future.
Gu Gan glanced at the queen mother, and then made a look at his mother.The queen mother hurriedly smiled and said: "Chang Aiqing, what are you in a hurry? Susu is still a little girl before she reaches her age, do you want to marry her off? How can there be such a cruel father like you! I see, this matter Not urgent."
The marriage offer was rejected, and Su Su said in front of civil and military officials that she would marry into the general's mansion, Prime Minister Chang's face was so ugly.
When she returned home that night, Susu was fined to kneel on the washboard.
This was also the first time that Prime Minister Chang punished Susu. He never expected his daughter to say such shameless words at the banquet!
Late at night and dew heavy, Su Su knelt in the yard and yawned in the cold.In the middle of the night, her mother came to bring her food several times, but her father stopped her.His father was so angry that his veins exploded, and he knocked all the pastries sent by her mother to the ground.
Susu knelt until Haishi, she was too sleepy, so she lay down on the bluestone board and hugged a stone and fell asleep.When she woke up, she was already lying on the bed, her whole body was sore. When she opened her eyes, she first saw the servant girl's fat eyes.
Feifei helped her to sit up, handed her a bowl of medicine, and said in a voice as if she had just cried, "Miss, you are awake, you have been asleep for four days! Feifei thought you... thought you would never, never again I can't get up!"
Susu didn't expect that she had slept for so long, she rubbed her head and asked, "Has Bai Zhou visited me these days?"
Fatty nodded, "Young Master Yu came before, but he was sent away by the master. The master said that the young master of the Yu family wants to marry you, but there is no door. By the way, Young Master Yu asked me to tell you that he has already gone to Dongpo Daying. "
Su Su slapped the bed board excitedly, "Bai Zhou went to the military camp so soon?"
Feifei nodded and said: "Yes, Young Master Yu also said that this visit will last for at least three years, and at least one year."
She will be separated from Bai Zhou for a year or two, how can she bear it?Susu got out of bed quickly, and hurriedly began to put on her clothes.
Seeing her standing up suddenly, Fei Fei asked suspiciously, "Miss, what are you doing?"
Susu looked determined, "I want to join the army too!"
Fatty was trembling with fright at her words, and hurriedly grabbed her arm, "Miss, miss, don't mess around, if the master finds out, you will inevitably suffer again, and even Fatty will be punished!"
Hearing what she said, Susu calmed down. She rolled her eyes and noticed in her heart, "Fatty, I want to eat jujube cake."
When Feifei heard that she wanted to eat, her eyes lit up, "Miss, wait! Feifei will get it for you right away!"
When Fei Fei went to the kitchen to get the jujube paste cake, Su Su hurriedly wrote a letter, took a few valuable things and ran out of the prime minister's mansion.The guards of the Prime Minister's Mansion have always been vulnerable to Susu.
Susu fled from the prime minister's mansion all the way to the north of the city. She bought a commoner men's clothing at Silk Village, put a man's hair in a bun, and walked towards the west of the city chicly with a bundle on her back.
Susu heard that the subordinates of the old general Yu Zhong were recruiting troops there, and planned to go there first to find out the situation.Men in Daqi Kingdom must be at least fifteen years old to join the army. Susu is 14 years old this year, and she is still a daughter. If she joins the army as herself, she will be taken back by her father to kneel and rub clothes before entering the barracks. board, kneeling on the washboard, fainting...
Now she is only looking forward to sneaking into the barracks smoothly, and she is satisfied when she sees Bai Zhou.Not seeing Yu Baizhou for two years was the second thing, she was worried that Baizhou would be bullied in the new barracks.As for Bai Zhou, who has no strength to restrain a chicken, how can he fight in battle and make military achievements?
Although Yu Baizhou is the son of old General Yu, when he enters the military camp, he has to start from a low level like ordinary people.The Daqi state has regulations that non-military merits will not be rewarded.Royal family and nobles like Bai Zhou cannot be promoted without meritorious service.
Susu thought that Bai Zhou had no strength to restrain a chicken, let alone killing a chicken, his hands would tremble even if he killed a chicken.On the battlefield, he can only be beaten, how can he beat others?
When Susu arrived at the recruiting office in the north of the city, she saw several tents set up against the city wall, surrounded by wooden fences, leaving a gap in the middle as a door, and two dignified soldiers guarded on both sides.
The recruiting office was in the tent in the middle. At this time, the queue for signing up for the army had already lined up for hundreds of meters, and there were about hundreds of people.Daqi's conditions for joining the army Susu had heard Yu Baizhou mention it occasionally, and after registering at the recruitment office, someone led him to a medical examination.The purpose of the physical examination is not to test whether you are a man or a woman, but to test your height and whether you have any physical defects.
Su Su hid in the team to observe the situation, rubbed her chin and thought about how to escape this ring.If she can escape the body test, she can successfully enter the Dongpo camp as a recruit.
She waited in line from noon to Shen, her stomach growling with hunger.The people in front of her and the people behind her had their own dry food and water, but she only brought a few candied dates that were not enough to eat, and she had eaten them up an hour ago.
Looking at the eight-foot tall man with a beard in front of her, she swallowed her saliva, "Uncle, if I give you money, can you give me a piece of pancake?"
Hearing the thin voice, the strong man turned around and looked at Susu who was only as tall as his chest, and generously took a piece of pancake for Susu.Before leaving, his wife must have told him to establish a good relationship with the people in the same military camp, maybe one of them will become a general in the future.
Then he can hug his thigh.
The strong man said in a rough voice, "Little brother, I am twenty this year. My name is Zhuang Niu. You can call me Da Niu."
Susu focused all her attention on the pancake in his hand, and gnawed on the pancake like a ghost after taking it.She didn't listen to what Zhuang Niu was saying, quickly finished a pancake, licked her lips and raised her head to ask him, "Uncle, can you give me another one?"
"My name is Daniu." While talking, Zhuang Niu handed her another pancake.
Susu finished it quickly, but she was still hungry. She used to eat six meals a day, and each meal required five bowls of rice, and even one bowl was missing.She thought that the registration would be very fast, but she didn't know that the waiting time was only a few hours.She raised her eyes and looked at Zhuang Niu pitifully, "Uncle, do you have any more? I'll give you the money!"
Zhuang Niu touched the dry food bag, but it was gone.He looked at the small, fair-skinned boy in front of him, and was frightened by Su Su's appetite.
How can this little brother be more edible than their big sow?
Su Su took out a piece of silver and stuffed it into his arms, then turned around and looked eagerly at the person behind him.Behind her was a young man who was about the same height as her. He had dark eyes and dark skin.He saw that Susu ate two pancakes just now, and he also saw that Susu gave the bearded man a piece of silver.
The boy hurriedly handed her two buns in his arms, "Eat whatever you want!" After eating, just give her money!
Susu didn't expect the young man to be so generous, and he gnawed on the two corn buns after receiving them.After eating Wowotou, she was barely full, so she turned around and continued to line up honestly.
Seeing that she didn't intend to give the money, the boy was taken aback for a moment, then patted her on the shoulder timidly, "Little brother, how about giving the money?"
Susu's apricot eyes were wide open, and she was a little surprised, "You didn't ask me to give you money! Didn't you invite me to eat?"
"..." The boy's heart ached.He didn't seem to say that he wanted to collect money just now, but that doesn't mean he didn't mean that!
Susu patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, "I will treat you to three steamed buns next time, okay?"
The boy stretched out four fingers timidly, "Five!"
Su Su nodded, "Success! Five is five!" But what does it mean when he stretched out four fingers?
It's not that Su Su is stingy, but that she really has no money.When she came out, she didn't bring much money with her, she bought some men's clothes, and gave a piece of ingot to the strong man just now, so she only had a few copper coins left.Su Su is not the kind of unreasonable person, she will remember the kindness of others to her.
She asked the boy, "What's your name?"
The boy was obviously timid when talking to her, and said weakly, "My name is Su Zhou."
Su Su let out an oh, nodded and said, "My name is Su Su."
Su Zhou snorted, "Your name is Su Su, don't we have the same surname?"
"Your surname is 'Su'?" Su Su was surprised that there would be such a pompous surname in this world.
Just as they were introducing each other, the burly man just stepped in, "My name is Zhuang Niu! Just call me Da Niu!"
Su Su nodded and said, "Uncle, your name is very domineering!"
Zhuang Niu: "...little brother, you can call me A Niu!" As soon as he finished speaking, Su Su turned her head to chat with Su Zhou.Susu ignored him, and Daniel's strong heart was hurt.He felt that the little brother deliberately didn't listen to him, and didn't respect him at all.
Could it be because I took a piece of silver from him?
Susu ignored Zhuang Niu, turned her head and asked Su Zhou, who was about the same age as her, "Why did you come to join the army?"
Su Zhou scratched his head honestly, "The fortune teller in our village said that I'm a general, what about you?"
Su Su's dark eyes rolled around, "My mother said that when you become a general, you can marry as many wives as you want! Marry as many as you want." If she becomes a general in the future, she will marry Bai Zhou.Let Bai Zhou wear a girl's clothes and sit on a sedan chair, and she wears a man's clothes and rides a big horse!That scene must be extremely majestic!
Zhuang Niu at the side said again, "My daughter-in-law said that the monthly salary in the army is high!" After he finished speaking, he found that Su Su and Su Zhou had already squatted on the ground and started discussing their future ambitions in the army. People care about him.
Susu: "I want to be a general, ride a big horse, and marry a wife!"
Su Zhou: "The fortune teller said that I can be a general, so I can be a general!"
Susu: "Then you are a general, what should I be?"
Su Zhou thought for a while and said, "Then I will be the general and you will be the deputy general!"
Zhuang Niu was speechless.He has only heard of deputy generals, but he has never heard of any regular generals?He raised his hand to support his sore forehead, looked at the two squatting on the ground, and sighed: They really are two little dolls.
Half an hour later, it was finally their turn, and the three entered the tent together.What Susu didn't expect was that the recruiting general was actually Jing Long, Deputy General Jing who was knocked down by her at the Triumph Banquet a few days ago.
Afraid of being recognized by him, Su Su shrank her neck, lowering her sense of existence.
Jing Long was wearing a dark black armor, holding the sword hanging on his waist with his clear fingers, and walking up and down the room with a pair of black military boots, observing the three of them carefully.
Susu held her breath, lowered her head and listened to the "clang" clashing sound of his armor, her heart beat like a drum.
Although Jing Long had scars on his face, fortunately he had handsome facial features, wheat-colored skin, strong jaw line, and was quite handsome.He walked up to Susu and stopped. Susu dared not raise his head with his strong and tough aura.
Jing Long looked at her with a cold tone, "Look up."
Su Su raised her head timidly.
Jing Long frowned, and asked her: "Did we meet somewhere?"
Su Su hurriedly shook her head like a rattle, her eyes widened: "Return to General! I have never seen such a handsome man as General!"
Jing Long paused first, and said violently like thunder: "Speak up to me! The military camp is not a place for you to cheat! What's your name!"
Susu was taken aback, Lieutenant Jing... so fierce.She lowered her head, pursed her mouth, and thought for a while before replying weakly: "Su...Su, Su from Suzhou, Su from Suyi."
"Didn't you eat! Answer me loudly, what's your name!" Jing Long tightened his sword hand.Susu trembled in fright, raised her head and raised her chest and buttocks... with tears in her eyes: "Return to the general, I really didn't eat!"
Lieutenant Jing has always had a bad temper, and when Su Su was so angry, his anger shot straight to the top of his head. He reached out and grabbed Su Su's collar, lifted her up, and gritted his teeth: "Speak up!" Su Su kicked her feet Tengkong, seeing Jinglong so fierce, pursed his mouth, he was about to cry...
Seeing her looking like she was about to cry, Jing Long felt annoyed, why is she acting like a woman!How else to fight?
He threw Susu away, and impatiently waved his hands at the soldiers beside him, "It looks like a young man with no strength in his hands, throw it out for me."
When Su Su heard that Jing Long was about to throw her out, she stood up from the ground and patted the dust off her body, "General! I can carry five dendrobiums and walk fifty steps! I can also beat people and wild animals!"
Jing Long glanced at her, "You?"
Su Su nodded seriously.
Jing Long looked at her and asked, "Do you know how much we weigh for soldiers? How many steps?"
Su Su didn't know, she shook her head.
Jing Long looked at her, and a slight smile slipped from the corner of his mouth, "If you carry two dendrobiums of rice, you can walk thirty steps and you are qualified! You can carry five dendrobiums, and you can walk fifty steps, which is already the standard of the Flying Cavalry." After finishing speaking, he went up and down. Looking at Su Su, the eyes seem to say: You can carry a weight of several hundred catties for fifty steps!What the hell!
An hour later, Dongpo Camp.
Yu Baizhou, who had been training for a day, finally rested, his limbs were sore and weak, it seemed that it was no longer his own.In this way, he also took out a military book and read it by the light of the campfire.
He didn't watch it for a while, but a soldier from the same battalion dragged him up, "Brother Yu! I heard that Vice General Jing recruited a new soldier today, who can walk fifty steps with a load of five dendrobium! He also boasted to Haikou, saying If he can't do it, he will chop off his head on the spot and use it as a stool for Vice-General Jing to sit on. If he can do it, Vice-General Jing will kneel down and call him Grandpa!"
Yu Baizhou snorted through his nostrils, "It was mentioned in the "Taibai Yin Jing" that a 'man of great strength' can carry a load of five dendrobium for 50 meters, so the recruit must be capable if he dares to go to Haikou."
The soldier from the same battalion stomped his feet and said, "I went to see it just now! The newcomer is as thin as you, his legs are not as thick as Lieutenant Jing's arms, and he looks white and tender. What is the name of the newcomer Su Su? The name is girly, can he carry five dendrobiums?"
Yu Baizhou stood up abruptly, "What did you say his name was?"
"Su Su." He said the name silently, feeling a little ominous in his heart.Could it be Su Su?
Yu Baizhou shoved the books in his hands into his arms indiscriminately, pulled the soldiers from the same battalion and asked, "Where are they?"
The soldiers from the same battalion said: "We're in the school grounds, do you want to come together..." Before he finished speaking, Yu Baizhou had already started running towards the school grounds.
Bai Zhou had a bad premonition, he always felt that Su Su was Su Su.Speaking of which, Susu was born with great strength. At the age of ten, he could bear five dendrobium and walk fifty steps. He had seen this with his own eyes.At that time, he still lamented that if Susu was a man, she would definitely be a brave general in the future.
He didn't dare to think, if Susu came to the barracks, how he would deal with himself in the future.Once entering the barracks and registered in the register, it would be even more difficult to go out again. If he fled privately and was caught, he would definitely be treated as a deserter.
The school grounds were already full of excitement at the moment, many recruits and veterans formed a circle around the school grounds, cheering on the people in the circle.Yu Baizhou squeezed in, and saw Deputy General Jing in black armor, holding a sword at his waist, standing majestically aside, looking at the short Susu.
When Bai Zhou saw Su Su who was stuck in the crowd, he gasped, almost rolled his eyes and fainted.
This girl is too lawless!
Susu is wearing short indigo brown, with the sleeves rolled up, revealing two fair forearms, a little fleshy, and the smooth arms are as smooth and delicate as tender lotus root.Such a white arm made the men onlookers stare.
"Yo, look at his two arms, thin and white... Tsk tsk."
"Such a thin arm, won't it break if you twist it?"
"This little brother can bear five dendrobiums. I'll cut off his head and use it as a stool for him to sit on!"
Yu Baizhou: "..." He really wanted to rush over and wipe off Susu's sleeves.
Listening to the doubts from the crowd, Su Su didn't take it seriously at all.She pinched her nose, picked up a bag of rice under her feet, and carried it easily on her shoulder.A bag of rice weighs about a hundred catties. She carried a bag, turned to the soldier beside her and said, "Add it all to me."
The two soldiers glanced at her and looked at Lieutenant Jing hesitantly.
Deputy General Jing said with a straight face, "Add it to him!"
The two soldiers were ordered to put the remaining rice bags on her back one by one.
The men around gasped when they saw it. They thought she couldn't even carry one bag of rice, but they didn't expect that she could stand still even with five bags of rice!
Su Su took a long breath, "It's really uncomfortable..."
The corner of Jing Long's mouth curled up, and he sneered: Can't hold it anymore?
Ha ha.
Susu twisted her neck with difficulty, "It's really uncomfortable to carry things in this posture, but fortunately, the things are not heavy."
Everyone: "..." Things are not heavy! ?Damn boy, keep your mouth shut!Be tough!
Susu carefully carried nearly [-] catties of rice and walked forward slowly.Although the weight weighed heavily on her body, she could still hold on.When she was practicing martial arts on the mountain before, she could hold on to the mountain with a load of hundreds of catties, what is this!
However, every time Susu took a step, her stomach would growl.She walked fifty steps, and her stomach growled fifty times.After taking a step, Susu threw the things on her back on the ground with a "bang", raising a cloud of dust.
Susu rubbed her belly, she was so hungry that she was irritable, she was so hungry that she wanted to hit someone!
The surrounding soldiers, except Yu Baizhou, were all amazed.
Jing Long was also stunned, he finally learned a word today that "a person should not be judged by his appearance".Before entering the camp, Jinglong made a bet with Susu that if Susu could carry five dendrobium and walk fifty steps, he would have to call her grandpa.If not, Susu cut off his head and gave him a kick.
Su Su won.But she is not stupid, she does not want to offend the lieutenant as soon as she enters the barracks.She rubbed her stomach and said, "Deputy General Jing, can I trade the bet just now for some food? You don't have to call me grandpa, just give me food!"
After all, Jing Long is also a lieutenant general of the first army, and if the other party gave him a step down, he would naturally not let go of this opportunity.He said: "Okay." At that moment, he ordered people to arrange Susu into the new barracks.
Susu was brought into the new barracks by the chief, looking around.She looked around, but there was no one with a similar figure to Bai Zhou.
She was arranged by the chief to enter the military tent of the new barracks.The beds in the tent are lined up, all made of simple wooden boards.As soon as the curtain was lifted and one walked in, the smell of the man's sweat and boots immediately rushed over.The disgusting smell, Susu opened the curtain and ran out.
Shi Chang, who led her into the tent, saw her running out suddenly, but didn't understand, so he followed her.The military tents in the new barracks are small, and ten people can sleep in one tent, and the superintendent will take care of these ten people.Shi Chang also witnessed Susu carrying five hu just now, and won the bet against Admiral Jing, knowing that she is capable, he was relatively polite to her, "Brother Su, are you alright?"
Susu squatted outside the military tent and retched, "What's the smell inside?"
Shi Chang looked as if he was used to it, and said, "It's the Youyue month, the sun is scorching, and it's not as good as outside in the camp, so it's not easy to take a bath. So it's normal for the army tent to smell."
Susu sniffed and looked at Shi Zhang pitifully, "Can I sleep alone?"
Chief Shi: "Are you kidding? Except for General Yu, General Hushi, General Cheqi, and General Left and Right, who in the camp can sleep alone? Even Vice-General Jing sleeps with others."
Susu: "..." She suddenly wanted to go home.
Shi Chang said: "Little brother, you look fair and clean, you should be a son of a rich family, right? This place can't compare to the outside. You have officially entered the camp now. It is difficult to go back! It's okay, the one in the innermost The bunk is yours, you go and clean it first, I will settle the other recruits, and someone will come and bring you food later."
Susu nodded dully and stood up slowly.
She lifted the curtain, and another stench came over her face.No wonder her mother always said stinky man, stinky man, really stinky!She stood at the door for a while, took a breath and went in again, quickly walked to her bunk, folded the quilt, and made the bed.She had been running around all day, tired and hungry, lying sprawled on the mat, staring up at the ceiling in a daze.
Now that he has passed the body test, what's next?Could it be that she is a girl, sleeping with a bunch of stinky men?
Susu felt dizzy, and she wanted to wipe her neck.She opened and closed her eyes, wanting to cry without tears.She regrets a little now, regrets, regrets...
Just as she hugged the quilt and screamed, Yu Baizhou lifted the curtain and walked in carrying a bucket of white rice.He put the meal on the square table in the tent, looked at Susu who was rolling around with her quilt in her arms, and asked, "Why, do you regret it now?"
When Susu heard the familiar voice, she sat up with a bang while hugging the soft quilt, jumped out of the bed, rushed over and hugged Yu Baizhou's waist, rubbed her little head against his chest, and said in a crying voice: " Bai Zhou..." Seeing Bai Zhou, she didn't seem to want to go home so much.
Yu Baizhou pulled her to sit down, and filled her with a bowl full of rice, "Eat quickly, I'll take you to see your father when you're full, and let him take you home."
Su Su took a bite of the rice, and when she heard that Bai Zhou was going to take her back, she put down the bowl in her hand with a thump, and said with her lips pouted, "I won't return! I want to be with you!"
Yu Baizhou looked at her, "Even if you don't go back today, your father will bring someone to the barracks to take you away the next day."
Su Su laughed and said: "No! I left a letter, and I told my father that I learned martial arts. I want to go back to Mount Emei and Shaolin Temple to find masters, and then go to learn how to be a swordsman and wander around the world. I will not return home until two years later!"
The corner of Yu Baizhou's mouth twitched, "It must be your mother who is kneeling on the washboard this time, right?"
Su Su shook her head, "No way! My father loves my mother so much that he wouldn't let her kneel on the washboard."
At this time, the prime minister's mansion was in chaos. After reading Su Suliu's letter, Prime Minister Chang became furious, and immediately sent people to Shaolin Temple and Mount Emei.As for Su Su Niang, she is grabbing her ears and kneeling on the washboard...
Susu has exhausted too much energy today, she still feels hungry after eating a bucket of rice.Su Su glanced at the empty rice bucket, and muttered: "Vice General Jing is really stingy, he promised to give me food, but in the end he took a bucket..."
Bai Zhou said: "You can't blame Lieutenant Jing, I only took one bucket on purpose."
Susu stared angrily, "Why! Bai Zhou, why don't you let me eat enough!"
Bai Zhou said calmly: "Since you choose to stay in the barracks, you should get used to not having enough to eat. Recruits only have one meal a day, and only one meal at night."
Su Su: "..." Abnormal, abnormal, really abnormal!
Susu wants to go home again, but if she goes back now, will her father beat her into a pig?
Thinking of her father's furious appearance, Susu shrunk her neck and gritted her teeth: For Bai Zhou's sake, so as not to get beaten, let's just eat it every time!
(End of this chapter)
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