Carrying the general to the battlefield
Chapter 5 Female Overlord
Chapter 5 Female Overlord
Zhuang Niu and Li Dagou supported Su Zhou and patted the dust off his clothes.Zhuang Niu looked at Su Zhou's face that had been kicked by Miao Qi, and said, "Ah Zhou, your face is ruined, what will you do if you can't get a wife in the future?"
Su Zhou rubbed his face with a look of panic, changed his usual reserve, and yelled at Su Su, "Master Su! Slap him in the face!"
Everyone stepped aside one after another and formed a circle at the same time.Su Su and Miao Qi confronted each other, Miao Qi kept posing, with her hands in the shape of a snake for a while, and a big bird spreading its wings for a while.Su Su was a little impatient, she folded her arms and looked at him, "You really look like a big bird man!" After being so hurt by Su Su, Miao Qi suddenly felt insulted, and jumped up with a "bass", kicking a burst of sand stone.He originally wanted to use the sand to confuse Susu's sight, so that he could take her down in one fell swoop, but after the yellow sand filled the air, Susu had disappeared.
Miao Qi's heart skipped a beat, why did that kid just disappear out of thin air?When he was wondering, he suddenly felt his shoulders sink.It turned out that Su Su took advantage of his unpreparedness, flipped into the air and landed on his shoulder.Su Su rode on Miao Qi's shoulder and said happily: "Riding a big bird, Bai Zhou, look! Look!"
Miao Qi was enraged, and regardless of the fairness of the competition, she drew the sword at her waist and slashed at Susu.Miao Qi drew her sword, and the Foot Soaking Team gasped in fright.Susu kicked Miao Qi on the back of the head, using her strength to turn over and land, avoiding the blade.
Zhuang Niu breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and said to Yu Baizhou: "Boss, otherwise we will admit defeat, a hundred bangs will be a hundred bangs, and we will accompany you! Master Su is still young, how can he be the opponent of that bully?" ? That bully is unreasonable at all, he drew his sword!"
The scene just now was really shocking, Li Dagou also said: "Yes, a man can bend and stretch, Han Xin can bear the humiliation of others' crotch, and we can bear it too!"
Su Zhou also covered his face and said: "Yeah, that Miao Qi is unreasonable at all... I don't want Master Su to slap me in the face. If Master Su has something to do, how can I feel sorry for it? Forget it, let's Admit defeat."
Bai Zhou was full of confidence, "She is not a reasonable person, don't worry."
After Su Su fell to the ground, in order to avoid the opponent's sword, she kept attacking Miao Qi's foot.Like a slippery loach, she slipped under Miao Qi's armpit and pulled out the black iron arrow from his waist.Su Su lightly touched the arrowhead with her fingertips, held the tail of the arrow, and pointed the arrow at Miao Qi, using the arrow as a sword, slashed in the air, overflowing with the air of the sharp blade, and made a piercing "Zheng" sound.Miao Qi's black iron arrow was shunned by Su Su, her expression became more ferocious, she clenched the hilt of the sword with her right hand, and rushed towards Su Su with a violent shout.
Su Su used the black iron arrow to block, the sword blade cut on the shaft of the arrow and made a harsh and crisp sound, and a gap was cut in the shaft of the arrow, which made Su Su's tiger's mouth go numb.She pressed her elbow against Miao Qi's temple, which made Miao Qi's ears rumble and she became dizzy for a while.Miao Qi's legs went limp, and she knelt on the ground.Susu kicked off the sword in his hand and stepped on his back with one foot, not giving him any room to resist.Miao Qi's entire face was buried in the sand, and her face was stained with blood.Su Su kicked him over and rolled up his sleeves and slapped him a dozen times in the face.
Yu Baizhou told her to stop, she spat at Miao Qi, "Those who bully me should be beaten up!" Still want Bai Zhou to kowtow?dream!
This was the first time that the foot-soaking team saw Su Su beating someone, and the three of them were dumbfounded.
Su Su obediently ran back to Bai Zhou, and Bai Zhou took out a towel and wiped Su Su's sweat nonchalantly.The mighty Miao Qi had already half fainted, and was carried away by the people from the Shenjian Battalion.
Miao Qi's military position in the Shenjian Battalion was Du Bo, and he became Su Su's defeated general, which happened to be able to indirectly frustrate the prestige of those in the Shenjian Battalion.The Shenjian Battalion has always been highly competitive, and it is not uncommon for veterans to bully new recruits.Although Susu's defeat of Miao Qi offended Miao Qi, it made the veterans of the Divine Arrow Battalion fear them and eliminated many small troubles for them in the future.
It's time for them to return their accounts.
Back in the tent, Susu went to the old military doctor to ask for some herbal medicine to apply to Su Zhou's face. Susu dipped the herbal medicine on her finger and lightly tapped on the wound on his face, "Don't worry, Ah Zhou, Grandpa Cheng said You won't leave a scar on your face." Su Zhou hissed in pain, Susu thought she hurt him, so she puffed up her cheeks, leaned close to his face, and blew on his wound with her mouth pouting.Su Zhou looked at Susu from a close distance, and felt that Susu looked like a girl, with exquisite facial features, breath like blue, so beautiful!Su Zhou was still immersed in Su Su's beauty, when the painting style in front of him suddenly changed, and Su Su's face suddenly changed into Bai Zhou's livid and serious face.
Bai Zhou snatched the medicine bowl from Susu's hand, grabbed a handful of herbs and paste them on Su Zhou's face, plugging his nostrils.Seeing Bai Zhou's help, Susu took a pen, ink and paper to the side to draw the steps of crossbow shooting.
After Su Su left, Su Zhou was tortured by Bai Zhou, "...Yu...boss, you put medicine on my nostrils."
Bai Zhou said coldly, "Shut up."
Su Zhou felt aggrieved, lowered his head and met his fingers, and said weakly: "Boss, you put medicine into my ear..."
When Bai Zhou thought of Susu blowing his wounds, he felt really bad. The more he looked at Su Zhou, the more it was an eyesore, so he simply grabbed another handful of herbs and stuffed them into his mouth.The scene of Yu Baizhou bullying Su Zhou was seen by Li Dagou and Zhuang Niu.Zhuang Niu sat on the bed and scratched his feet while saying: "Big dog, do you think the boss has an affair with Master Su?"
While Li Dagou was doing push-ups to exercise his arm strength, he gasped and said, "What are you thinking! Do you think the boss and Master Su are like broken sleeves?"
Zhuang Niu nodded, and said honestly: "I think it looks like it."
Because of being bullied, Yu Baizhou made up his mind to let the foot-soaking team receive Susu's training with him, and the foot-soaking team readily accepted Susu as their coach after seeing Susu's strength.
The next day, the five of them woke up early, and Susu had already prepared the stone locks and sandbags.She asked the foot-soaking team to stand in a row with Bai Zhou, holding a whip in her hand, imitating her mother, putting her hands behind her back, straightening her chest, and said in a rough voice: "Listen to me, today , no one is allowed to tell Master Su that you are tired! Master Su didn't say stop, so you are not allowed to stop!"
Susu imitated Qin Duwei's tone of speaking, learned to speak in a rigid manner, quite like Qin Duwei.Susu took small steps, stopped in front of Yu Baizhou, and said in a soft voice: "Of course, Baizhou can be an exception, just rest when you are tired."
Zhuang Niu was not happy, "Master Su, why are you so partial?"
Susu stared wide-eyed with watery eyes, and lashed Zhuang Niu's butt with a whip, "How dare you talk back to Mr. Su!" After being whipped by Susu, Zhuang Niu immediately became honest.He pursed his mouth and wanted to cry, "Don't dare! Today I belong to Master Su! I can do whatever Master Su wants, as long as I can enter the Divine Arrow Camp!"
Li Dagou also yelled, "Today we all belong to Lord Su!"
Su Zhou also yelled weakly, "Today...I...we are all Master Su's, and Master Su can do whatever he wants."
Yu Baizhou frowned, his face darkened, no matter how he heard the words, there was ambiguity.
After the training started, Susu urged them to exercise their arm strength, asking them to carry one heavy stone lock in each hand and slowly lift it up.The four of them lifted it up and down more than a dozen times, and the pain in their arms became unbearable.The foot-soaking team wailed for a while, but Bai Zhou gritted his teeth and remained silent.
Su Su held the whip and lashed at the lazy Zhuang Niu, waving the whip as if playing, "Da Niu, look at Bai Zhou, and then look at yourself, aren't you ashamed?" When Su Su mentioned Bai Zhou, It was a look of pride.Her family's Bai Zhou is really powerful, he has not been lazy after lifting the stone lock so many times.
Susu thinks that whipping is quite fun, as long as she sees the foot-soaking team being lazy, she will take the whip and whip it unceremoniously.She found that the foot-soaking team was quite thick-skinned, and they still laughed when they smoked?It's all right!For example, Li Dagou, not only did not complain of pain when his ass was spanked by Su Su, but he jumped on the spot holding the stone lock and shouted, "Master Su beat you well!" followed by several "hahaha".Hearing that devilish ecstasy laughter, Su Su shivered.Zhuang Niu felt that he deserved to be whipped. Who told him to be lazy?But why does Master Su always slap his ass?
——Being spanked or something, Mr. Su really hates it...
In the past few days, the recruit battalion is facing a sub-battalion, and there is a four-day ten-day break.When all the recruits are relaxing, only Susu and the others are training hard.After a day of intense training, except for Bai Zhou, it was inevitable that Su Su's ass would be spanked.Susu never knew that she had strong hands. Her so-called "light" strike was already equivalent to the strength of an adult strong man sucking milk.When she really used all her strength, the people who were beaten basically had no way out.That's why after Su Su finished beating Miao Qi, she still murmured to Bai Zhou, "The people in the Shenjian Camp are nothing more than that, I fainted after I punched him lightly, so boring..."
In the military tent, Bai Zhou sat in the corner by an anointing candle, watching "Military Prophecy".As soon as Zhuang Niu entered the army tent, he saw Bai Zhou in a corner of the army tent, holding a book of war with relish, he rubbed his buttocks and complained to Bai Zhou: "Boss, Master Su is really ruthless, he doesn't give you any face."
Susu easily picked up the stone lock weighing tens of catties and walked into the military tent, Zhuang Niu immediately fell silent.He watched Susu lift the sixty-pound stone lock, easily lift it over his head, and then easily put it down again. He kept lifting and lowering it more than twenty times and still looked relaxed.Zhuang Niu began to suspect that Susu was a monster, a monster who could eat and had great strength.
——It's so fucking scary!
Seeing that their arm strength had reached the standard, Susu taught them how to shoot crossbows the next afternoon.Although the use of crossbows is very particular, compared with bows and arrows, crossbows have much lower requirements for users.Crossbows have a longer range than bows, stronger penetration, and a fairly high hit rate.If a bow and arrow want to penetrate armor, it still depends on the arm strength of the archer, but the crossbow does not need it, as long as you can launch it, it can easily penetrate the opponent's armor.
Susu doesn't like crossbows very much, firstly she thinks it is stupid, and secondly she thinks it is too "thief" and belongs to the "thief" of bows.Susu gave them all the skills she had mastered on the crossbow. Don't look at Susu's usual stupidity, but she was strict when teaching people.Following the tone of Mr. Private School, she shook her head and explained the theoretical knowledge to them word by word.
After three days, their control over the crossbow was already at sevens and eights.The night before the assessment, Bai Zhou led the foot-soaking team to practice archery and crossbow without interruption.When the men persisted in their training, Susu fell asleep holding a small whip and hugging a cold stone.When the men were about to call it a day and go back to the military tent, they found Susu lying on the ground, sleeping soundly with a big rock in her arms.
Zhuang Niu wanted to scare her, so he whispered to Li Dagou, "Let's lift Master Su up and throw him out."
Li Dagou nodded and said yes, "You lift your head and I lift your feet."
The two rubbed their hands together and were about to make a move when Bai Zhou appeared out of nowhere and kicked their asses.The buttocks of the two were whipped by Su Su, and then kicked by Bai Zhou, the two men screamed in pain.
Bai Zhou took off his outer shirt, covered Susu's body, picked her up from the ground, and carried her to the military tent.Susu nestled in Bai Zhou's arms, tugged at his skirt, and rubbed her little head against his chest. She opened her eyes in a daze, looked at Bai Zhou's chin, and acted like a baby to him in a childish voice, "Bai Zhou, I'm so hungry, I want to eat meat, I want to eat chicken legs, I want to eat big pieces of pork belly." She still hasn't woken up yet, thinking that she is dreaming, and then rambled, "I'm so tired, Bai Zhou, I want to go home. "
Hearing her cat-like milk voice, Bai Zhou's back trembled, as if a needle had been pricked somewhere in his heart.When the foot-soaking team was far away, he said softly to Susu in his arms: "Then you go home, okay?"
Susu was already awake now, she rested her head on Bai Zhou's chest, and she found that Bai Zhou's chest was much stronger and more stalwart than before.
She half-closed her eyes and acted like a baby, sniffing her nose and moaning: "No, I won't return if you don't come back! I'm just tired... I can't eat enough, I can't wear warm clothes, I can't sleep well... I miss my mother, my father, and my mother." Fat. When I was in the Prime Minister's Mansion, Feifei brought me supper every night, that kind of white and fat glutinous rice balls, which are so sweet." Her voice was lower, "I just dreamed of eating glutinous rice balls , The white and fat glutinous rice balls are delicious. But I took a bite and found that they are not glutinous rice balls at all, but stones."
Yu Baizhou hugged her and slowed down his steps. Susu described it very easily, but he felt very sad in his heart.Susu could have had a good time in the prime minister's mansion, but she followed him here to suffer.His nose was a little sour, and he felt guilty for Susu.Susu had the chance to marry the prince, but she chose him, a worthless person.
He hugged Susu, with a firm tone, and said word by word: "Susu, I will give you the best in the future." Susu arched in his arms, put his arms around his neck, and said with a silly smile: "I I don't want the best, I just want Bai Zhou." She doesn't want the best, she just wants Bai Zhou to hug her, and Bai Zhou's embrace is the warmest to her.
Yu Baizhou's heart was already distressed, but when Su Su put his arms around his neck and whispered in his arms, "I want Baizhou is enough", he suddenly stopped walking and his heart became heavy.He looked down at Susu in his arms, feeling pain in his heart one after another. He felt sorry for Susu who had paid for him like this, and hated himself who was useless now.He said: "Susu, whether you want it or not, I promise to give you the best in the future. Forcing it, I will also give it to you."
Susu pouted and giggled, "What Bai Zhou gave is the best in Susu's eyes!"
Yu Baizhou laughed at her: "Silly girl, you are too easily satisfied."
"Baizhou, I'm not greedy. Mother said girls shouldn't be too greedy. Too greedy. I'm afraid you won't like it." Su Su pouted, tilted her head and said, "Mother said, the more greedy you are, the more you lose." More and more. So I am not greedy, as long as I can eat enough, as long as I can be with Bai Zhou, I don’t care what I wear, I don’t care if I have jewelry or treasure, look at me, in the barracks If you don’t eat chicken legs and pork belly, will you be fat if you eat steamed buns? Isn’t that right, Bai Zhou?”
Yu Baizhou seemed to be blocked by a foreign object in his chest, and his breath was not going well.He sighed heavily, and really wanted to say "Susu, I allow you to be greedy" to her.But he can't say this sentence now, he has no qualifications to say this sentence.
He didn't answer her, just said: "You close your eyes, I will carry you back to the army tent."
"Oh, good." Susu closed her eyes obediently, and bumped her small head against his strong chest.
After training all day, the smell of sweat from Bai Zhou's body mixed with the scent of soap locust from his clothes filled her nostrils, making her a little intoxicated.This breath made her feel very at ease, she closed her eyes for a while, and fell asleep again.
Yu Baizhou carried her back to the military tent, and Su Zhou saw that he hadn't lifted the curtain hanging on Su Su's couch with his bare hands, so he helped him out.He put Susu on the couch, helped her take off her shoes, and wiped her feet with a handkerchief.After helping her clean up, he picked up the tub and got up, and found the foot soaking team standing in a row and looking at him.
Zhuang Niu stroked his chin and looked at him seriously, "Boss, tell the truth, do you have a broken sleeve? We've all been curious for a long time."
Bai Zhou frowned: "What are you thinking?"
Li Dagou lowered his voice: "Boss, we all agree that you take Mrs. Su as your daughter-in-law. Mrs. Su is a big bird in front of us, but a small bird in front of you. We don't care about this kind of difference in treatment." Silly."
Su Zhou said weakly: "Boss, just tell the truth, we will never despise you and Mr. Su! The emperor in the previous dynasty even raised male pets. You are so good, we will not despise you!"
"Go, go, go to sleep!" Bai Zhou said impatiently, "I have to take the assessment tomorrow, do you want to enter the Shenjian Camp?"
The three felt that it was boring, so they scattered like birds and beasts one after another, and lay down wrapped in quilts.
Bai Zhou walked out of the military tent with a basin to pour water. Li Dagou glanced at Su Su who was separated by the curtain, and elbowed Zhuang Niu, "Do you think Master Su is a woman? You see, she sometimes treats Su Su Look at the boss acting like a baby, like this..." He imitated Susu's way, raised his orchid fingers, squeezed his throat and whispered softly, "Bai Zhou, I want to eat chicken legs..."
"Pfft..." Li Dagou imitated vividly, Zhuang Niu snorted, and spit on his face, "Big Dog, you are a woman! Look at you with your orchid fingers up, listen to your enchanting little voice, follow me!" Pretty much a brothel girl."
Li Dagou slapped Zhuang Niu, "Damn ghost, I'm telling you the truth!"
Zhuang Niu pushed him away, shivered suddenly, and got goosebumps all over his body, "Fuck off, I have a wife, and my son is so big! Don't come to seduce me! What about Master Su? Could it be a woman? If he is a woman, our entire barracks will be full of women!"
Li Dagou touched his chin and muttered: "Yes, if he is a woman, we can all be women. How can women be so fierce? Don't you think so?"
"Yes, yes, go to sleep, go to sleep, I'm sleepy." Zhuang Niu rolled over wrapped in a quilt, and kicked Li Dagou.
The next day when Su Su woke up, she found a fat and big chicken leg in a bone china bowl on the wooden table.Susu thought that she was wrong, she rubbed her eyes, opened her eyes, blinked, the fat and greasy chicken legs couldn't be more real.She glanced at the people in the army tent, they were all busy, Zhuang Niu was still lying in bed, Li Dagou was putting on his shoes, and Bai Zhou's whereabouts were unknown.She sat down, secretly held the chicken leg in her arms, and then secretly crouched in the corner with the chicken leg, and ate it quietly.She ate halfway, Li Dagou stretched out his hand and patted her from behind her, she was so frightened that she quickly swallowed the last bite of chicken leg meat, pinched the chicken bone and put her hands behind her back, looked at Li Dagou, and said guiltyly: "I didn't... I didn't eat the drumstick, I didn't eat it."
Li Dagou: "Master Su, don't be nervous, I won't compete with you for chicken legs, I just came to remind you, remember to bring your sign later."
She was scared to death, she thought he was here to ask her for chicken legs, but it turned out that he was reminding her to bring the assessment card.
Li Dagou chuckled: "Master Su, don't be nervous, this chicken leg is left for you by the boss! You can eat whatever you want, no one will grab it from you."
Su Su let out a cry, it turned out that Bai Zhou gave it to her.Holding the chicken bone and giggling, she took out a handkerchief and carefully wrapped the chicken bone.It was so difficult to eat a chicken leg, and she wanted to keep it. She wanted to see how many chicken legs Bai Zhou would give her.She decided that as many chicken legs as Bai Zhou gave her this month, she would give birth to as many babies as Bai Zhou.She dreamed last night that she gave birth to many chubby babies for Bai Zhou, all of them looked like glutinous rice dumplings, white and fat.
By the time they arrived at the school for the assessment, it was already time.There were drums on the school field, and the soldiers stood in a square formation, with their chests straight and their backs motionless.Susu stood so hot that her face was scorched by the sun, she lowered her head, for fear that the sun would tan her face.
All the generals headed by Yu Zhong were present, sitting on the stage and watching the assessment.Yu Zhong soon saw Yu Baizhou in the queue. In the past few days, he heard that Bai Zhou had worked very hard to train day and night in order to enter the Shenjian Camp.His son is his own, of course he feels distressed, but he also came here in the same way back then, if he wants to grow up, he must experience.
Yu Zhong soon saw Su Su who was shaking his head in the queue again, and he murmured to Deputy General Jing, "Do you realize that that kid looks familiar?"
Deputy General Jing nodded: "Familiar, isn't it the Su Su who caught the werewolf and rescued you in the north? He has also been training with Baizhou these days, so he probably has no problem entering the Shenjian Camp."
Yu Zhong waved his hand: "No, that's not what I meant."
Looking at Susu's fair face, his expression suddenly became serious.
"Then what do you mean?" Deputy General Jing paused.
Yu Zhong frowned and touched his chin: "Let's take a look first." Deputy General Jing hummed and stopped talking, and shifted his gaze to the team of soldiers being assessed.
Soldiers stepped forward for assessment one by one, and were commanded by Qin Duwei, who trained the recruits, by waving a flag.The raising of the flag is to prepare the arrow, and the lowering of the flag is to draw the bowstring.There were many soldiers participating in the assessment, and the generals sitting on the stage were a little impatient.Compared with this kind of assessment, they prefer to watch the grand parade, like to watch thousands of soldiers demonstrate the military formation together, or practice actual combat in the mountains and forests.Such a scene is spectacular, and it can make the blood of a group of soldiers boil.
Vice-General Jing also felt bored, he said to Yu Zhong: "There has been a big incident in the city recently."
Yu Zhong took a sip of tea: "What's the big deal?"
Vice-General Jing said: "The Empress Dowager wanted to give a marriage to Prime Minister Chang's daughter, but Miss Chang disappeared. Miss Chang left a letter, saying that she was going to be a heroine and roam the world."
Yu Zhong raised the tail of his eyes: "I like this girl's temperament, and this girl is destined to be my daughter-in-law."
Deputy General Jing said: "The emperor has just ascended the throne, so I'm afraid he won't let the prime minister's mansion marry the general's mansion."
"The Holy Majesty is still too young." Yu Zhong sighed, and Vice-General Jing said yes.
Although the words were spoken easily, Yu Zhong still had some thoughts in his heart.The little emperor was respectful to him on the surface, but in private he sent two generals, Li Yi and Wei Cheng, to monitor him.It's not that he doesn't know, it's just that he doesn't want to make it clear.
Yu Zhong sighed, seeing that he was getting older, and the actions of the current majesty chilled him again. He really wanted to retire and return to his hometown, but he couldn't bear the battlefield, and he couldn't bear to have soldiers under him.
"Hey, Deputy General Jing, don't you think... that kid looks a bit like that little girl from the Chang family?"
Deputy General Jing followed Yu Zhong's fingers and landed on Su Su. He shook his head and said, "I've never seen Miss Chang up close, so I don't recognize her."
Yu Zhong frowned, staring at Su Su.The few times he saw Susu in the military camp a few times ago, her face was either covered with plaster or blood, and it was impossible to see her face clearly.This Su Su's face is clean, although she is far away, but Yu Zhong with good eyes can see her clearly.Susu's eyes and face really resemble her mother.
Yu Zhong frowned more and more tightly, and many thoughts flashed through his mind; he got angry and threw the teacup in his hand, which scared the generals sitting around the stage to look back at him angrily.Yu Zhong's breath was a little messy. Although he had some ideas in his mind, he remained silent and did not interrupt the assessment.
The soldiers in the previous rounds of assessment were limited in level and could barely meet the assessment standards.The generals sighed for a while, and chatted privately around the topic of this year's mediocre archery recruits.Because there are no soldiers with outstanding archery skills in this assessment, the more you generals look down, the more boring they feel.
Deputy General Jing said: "This year's recruits are far less than last year's. Last year's recruits who participated in the assessment were all excellent in archery, but this year's level is in the middle." He glanced at Yu Baizhou in the queue, and said: "Mr. Baizhou's His archery skills should not be bad, and he will definitely win the first place."
Yu Zhong didn't say anything, and went through some things in his mind.He asked: "Vice General Jing, was it true that Bai Zhou fought against you at the Triumph Banquet that day?"
Vice-General Jing didn't expect the General to ask this question, and said yes, "It's also my honor to be defeated by Young Master."
Yu Zhong asked again: "Did you see his face clearly at that time?"
"Never." Vice-General Jing replied very honestly, "Young Master covered his face that day, saying that he was afraid of being scratched by me... Speaking of which, Young Master really cares about his appearance."
"Okay." Yu Zhong smashed the wooden handrail with a slap, with anger in his eyes.The generals sitting down were startled by Yu Zhong, and they all shut up and straightened their chests. Someone persuaded him, "General, although the recruits this year are not as good as last year, you don't have to get angry, just give them more training. "
"Yes, the general calm down."
Yu Zhong blew his beard and stared at Su Su and Bai Zhou in the queue.These two young people have a long-term relationship with each other and got into the army?That daughter of the Chang family is also so courageous that she even went to the army to fish in troubled waters!Hehe... "You really have the demeanor of her mother." Yu Zhong couldn't hold back in his heart, and said these words without beginning or end.
Deputy General Jing couldn't hear it anymore, the general not only became angry, but also burst into foul language.He even scolded the words "his mother", it seems that the general is really angry.
Finally, it was Susu's turn to take the assessment, and the five of them lined up in a row.Susu stood on the far side, her position was very close to the high platform where the generals sat.She didn't notice that anyone was looking at her at all, she just buried her head and fiddled with the bow and arrow in her hand.She was afraid that Bai Zhou would be nervous, so she said: "Bai Zhou, Bai Zhou, you will treat the arrow rake as a rabbit later, a fat big rabbit!" Delicious meat.
Qin Duwei waved the command flag in his hand, and they put the feather arrows on the bowstring in unison.Waiting for the commander to order the flag to fall, he stretched the bowstring to the full moon and shot it out with a "swoosh".Of the five, Susu and Baizhou were the most accurate at archery.Both Su Su and Bai Zhou hit the center of the target, and they are the best so far.A general on the stage comforted Yu Zhong: "Look, General! No, just after I finished speaking, two archers came out who are good at archery! The other three are also very good."
"That's right, General, these five people are good and worth cultivating!"
Yu Zhong looked at Susu, his face darkened even more, and he repeated in a muttering voice: "She really has the demeanor of her mother."
Everyone didn't understand, why does the general call him "fucking mother" all the time?The general is in an abnormal mood today!
After the archery session, it's crossbow shooting.They practiced the crossbow for three full days, and there were no major problems during the assessment. In the end, all five of them passed the assessment with excellent results.After the assessment, Yu Zhong stood up and pointed at Susu and Baizhou, "You two, follow me to the tent."
Su Su looked at Bai Zhou's father and suddenly remembered something.She touched her face, looked at Bai Zhou timidly, and cast a flustered look at Bai Zhou.Yu Baizhou wasn't sure if his father recognized Susu. He was busy with the assessment this morning, so he forgot about Susu.Under the envious eyes of the recruits, the two followed Yu Zhong to the general's tent.The big tent was guarded by general soldiers. As soon as they entered, soldiers behind them pulled down the curtain covering the tent.
Yu Zhong turned around and looked at the two of them, his stern eyes fell on Susu, and his tone was extremely heavy, "Chang Susu, you are really courageous. Did you follow your mother or did you follow?" your dad?"
As soon as he said this, Yu Baizhou knelt down with a plop.
Seeing his son kneeling down for the woman without any future, Yu Zhong said angrily, "You bastard, a seven-foot man kneels down to the emperor, kneels down to his parents, what are you doing now?"
Su Su was confused when she heard these words, she pointed her fingers, looked at Yu Zhong and said weakly: "Bo Zhou is kneeling, father among his parents..."
Yu Zhong was choked by Su Su's words, and was silent for a while, not knowing what to say.With a dry cough, he simply changed the subject, looked at Susu and asked, "Girl, you were the one who knocked down Vice-General Jing at the Triumph Banquet that day, right?"
Su Su hurriedly waved her hand: "No, no, it's not me." She stretched out her arm and squeezed it: "Uncle Yu, look at me, I am a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken, how could I beat Lieutenant Jing? !"
Yu Baizhou broke out in a cold sweat, and Susu lied without blushing or panting. After all, he still learned a bit of the old prime minister's slickness.
hehe.Yu Zhong grabbed her slender arm and squeezed it: "A very strong little arm can catch iron claws and save the old man. It's really not a weak woman."
Susu's face turned red from holding back, and she knelt down with a "plop" like Bai Zhou.She hugged Yu Zhong's thigh and cried, "Uncle Yu! I'm really a weak woman. I didn't catch the Iron Claw Man, but Bai Zhou. You have to trust me. That...you weren't saved by me either." Yes, it was Bai Zhou who saved me! It has nothing to do with me to beat Vice General Jing, you believe me, I am really a weak woman..."
She hugged Yu Zhong's thigh and cried, it was clear that Su Su had done something wrong, but Yu Zhong felt that he had done something wrong.He grabbed Su Su's shoulder with one hand and Bai Zhou's shoulder with the other, and lifted them up very lightly. "I'm old, but not blind!"
Susu blinked her watery eyes and looked at him: "Uncle Yu, you...are you not angry?"
Yu Zhong glanced at his son, blew his beard and stared and said, "Angry! Why am I not angry?" He sat on the chair with his hands on his chest, and said helplessly, "You two young people are too ignorant! You two are so ignorant in the palace! Changing identities is deceitful and will be executed! Susu, you dare to disguise yourself as a man and join the army! So do you, Bai Zhou, how can you let Susu sleep in a military tent with a group of men?"
Yu Zhong rubbed his chest, his heart was throbbing with anger.Seeing this, Su Su hurried forward to rub his chest, explaining while rubbing, "Uncle, don't worry! Bai Zhou hung a curtain on my bed, so no one can see me sleeping."
Yu Zhong glanced at Bai Zhou: "I will ask Vice General Jing to send Su Su back to the Prime Minister's Mansion tomorrow."
Su Su, who was rubbing Yu Zhong's chest, heard this, and was so anxious that she hit Yu Zhong's chest with a hammer: "No! I don't want to leave, I want to be a female general!" Yu Zhong rubbed his chest with an "ouch", Looking at Susu with blood stagnation: "This hurts me! You stinky girl, you still want to be a female general, do you want to be a female emperor?" He was almost knocked out by Susu's fist. internal injury.Fortunately, he has a strong body, and Su Su is also "light".
Su Su put her hips on her hips and raised her chin: "No! I don't want to be a female emperor, it's fine for the emperor to let Bai Zhou be the emperor!"
He looked at Su Su so angry that he couldn't say anything: "If you were my daughter, I would beat you to death!"
Su Su looked at Yu Zhong seriously, then stretched out two delicate arms, and knelt down again with a "plop": "Father! Then you beat me to death!"
Yu Zhong was taken aback by Susu's actions, patted his chest and called "Mother", and hurriedly stood up: "Girl, don't yell! If your father knows, why don't you kill me with a knife? I I used to like your mother, and I asked your mother to marry you, but your mother will not marry unless your father. I have an innocence with your mother. I have never even touched her little hand. How can you be my daughter? What? Susu, don't be like this, what can't you say properly? Get up, get up."
Susu knelt down and hugged Yu Zhong's thigh and called her father, Yu Baizhou couldn't help but smile bitterly.Looking at his father's performance, he finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Yu Zhong glared at Yu Baizhou: "Stinky boy, what are you laughing at!" Bai Zhou quickly shut up, stood by his side with his chest erect, just watching without speaking.
Susu looked at Yu Zhong with a pair of clear eyes, and she was surprised: "Uncle! What those storytellers said is true? Do you really like my mother?"
Yu Zhong looked at Susu, clenching his fists and really wanted to beat her up, "You stinky girl, you really want to piss me off! Your mother and I are innocent."
She suddenly understood, smiled brightly, and explained: "Uncle, I called you dad just now because I will marry Bai Zhou sooner or later, and I will call you dad sooner or later. If you want to beat me, as a prospective daughter-in-law, I naturally can't." You are so aggrieved! If you want to fight, you can fight, anyway, I have a thick skin."
Yu Zhong wanted to vomit blood, did this girl make him angry on purpose?He originally wanted to reprimand the two of them, but unexpectedly, Susu was so angry that his chest was bleeding.He calmed himself down, turned to look at his son: "Bai Zhou, tell me, what do you think."
"Susu is very skilled in martial arts. Even Lieutenant Jing, who has been on the battlefield for many years, is no match for her. You have also seen Susu's strength with your own eyes. She not only captured Iron Claw Man alive, but also saved you from Captain Liu. Da Qi did not The policy not to allow women to join the army is better... let Su Su women disguise themselves as men, stay and serve father." Bai Zhou said.
Yu Zhong looked at his son, thought for a while, then nodded and said: "There are not many cronies left, either they were transferred by the little emperor, or they all died on the battlefield. I will stay here." He paused, and then asked Bai Zhou, "Tell me honestly, with your current ability, can you beat Lieutenant Jing?"
Yu Baizhou said honestly, "I can't."
"You... you brat, I'll kill you!" Yu Zhong pulled out the sword from his waist, picked up the scabbard, and was about to hit Bai Zhou.Su Su strode over and grabbed Yu Zhong's hand.She pursed her mouth and looked at Yu Zhong pitifully, "Uncle, I feel sorry for breaking Baizhou."
Yu Zhong's raised hand was caught by Su Su, and Su Su pinched his wrist so painfully.The little girl looked petite, but she was quite strong.Yu Zhong withdrew his hand and pinched his temples, "Stinky boy, you have to train hard at the Shenjian Camp! Don't try to be lazy! If you still achieve nothing after the expedition, I will break your legs!"
"The child must be good at training." Bai Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, cupping his hands and said.
Yu Zhong looked back at Susu, and said again: "It's really inconvenient for Susu to be in the military camp, and I can't arrange a separate military tent for her. In this way, I will arrange a small army of five for you." If there are fewer people, it will be more convenient for Susu. If there is any need for Susu in the future, try to tell Lieutenant General Jing."
"Uncle, can I ask Vice General Jing what he wants to eat?"
"I will let Deputy General Jing take care of you, but not too much, lest Li Yi and Wei Cheng will see the clue." Yu Zhong paused and said: "You two should try to be smart in the Shenjian Camp. some."
The two nodded and said "yes".Su Su looked at Yu Zhong longingly: "Uncle, are you going to cultivate me as a confidant? Don't worry, I will only be loyal to you and Bai Zhou in my life!"
Yu Zhong coughed very seriously: "Call me General from now on." This fluffy girl really looks like her mother.If there is a mother, there must be a daughter.Speaking of which, if the old man surnamed Chang knew that Su Su was so rare about their Yu family, he would be so angry that he vomited blood, right?The more Yu Zhong thought about it, the happier he was. He had fought with Chang Cheng for so many years, and today he finally felt proud.
The Prime Minister's Mansion in Zidan City.
Because Susu ran away from home, the prime minister Chang Qi gained a lot of weight. Every night when he fell asleep, he hugged his wife and sighed: "Ma'am, where do you think Susu will become a heroine? I heard that some heroine was born in Jianghu?" When his daughter just left, he was so angry that he almost turned Zidan City upside down.Then he sent people to Shaolin Temple, Wudang Mountain, and Mount Emei, but there was no trace of Susu.
Su Su Niang learned from the maid Fei Fei that Su Su said before leaving that she was going to follow Yu Baizhou, and she guessed that her daughter probably went to the military camp.She asked someone to go to the military camp privately, and found out about a young boy named Su Su, who was very similar to Su Su.After repeated confirmation, it was finally confirmed that the young man was Susu.
Su Su Niang used to have a dream of becoming a female general, but now that her daughter has gone to the military camp, she is naturally happy, so she lied for Su Su.She patted her husband's big belly, and comforted her: "Master, don't worry, Su Su has her senior sister accompanying her, so nothing will happen to her. The girl is tired of playing around, so she will come back by herself." Su Su Niang made nonsense , The so-called senior sister does not exist at all.There is Yu Zhong and Yu Baizhou in the barracks, but she is not worried about Susu.
Just as Chang Qi lay down, he rolled over and sat up again, thinking of his daughter wandering outside, he felt depressed and flustered.He really regrets it now, he shouldn't punish his daughter for kneeling!He waved his hand, "Forget it, ma'am, go and bring me the glutinous rice balls and chicken drumsticks that Susu loves most."
"Master, do you miss Susu again?"
Chang Qi hummed, now that his daughter is not around, he can only miss her with food.Su Su Niang ordered the servant girl to bring him a plate of light green glutinous rice balls and a fatty chicken leg.Seeing Shisiren, Chang Qi looked sadly at the chicken legs on the plate. The greasy chicken legs looked like a plain bun, and the round glutinous rice balls looked like a plain face.He picked up the glutinous rice dumpling in one hand and the chicken leg in the other, took a bite of the ball, and gnawed a bite of the chicken leg... He wailed in his heart: Susu, Susu, dad was wrong, so when will you come back?
If her husband lost weight day by day because of his daughter running away, Susu Niang might be soft-hearted and tell him Susu's whereabouts.But after Susu left, not only did he not lose weight, but he ate and drank well. From eating three meals before, he now ate five or six or seven meals... In order to fatten up her husband, Su Su Niang decided to be ruthless and hide the truth from him. with him.
Under the arrangement of Deputy General Jing, Su Su Baizhou was arranged to live in the smallest military tent of the Shenjian Camp, which could only accommodate five people.
What Susu didn't expect was that the three members of the Foot Soaking Squad were also in the small army's tent, and the five of them just made up one tent.Susu was very excited, she was still a bit reluctant to part with these three people, but she didn't expect that they were still together in the new army camp.
After entering the military tent, Bai Zhou was busy tidying up Susu's couch, and he covered Susu's couch with a cloth curtain as before, covering her inside alone.He was busy alone, and no one helped him.
Susu had a hot chat with the foot-soaking team, and all three were very curious about what Susu and Bai Zhou said after being called away by the general, did they want to promote them?The foot-soaking team surrounded Susu, all looking at her expectantly.
Naturally, Su Su couldn't tell the truth, she coughed, and started to make nonsense: "The general said that Bai Zhou and I are good at archery, and praised us a few words, and said that we are talented, so let's not be proud, we must maintain our integrity." A humble heart..."
Zhuang Niu couldn't get enough of it: "That's all I said? Did you take the opportunity to recommend the three of us? The test results of the three of us are also pretty good."
Su Su paused for a moment, then smiled, raised her chin and said, "Of course! I said you are all amazing!"
Li Dagou leaned over with his face in his hands, "Then what did you say about us? What did the general say?"
"I said that you are all very powerful, all of you are excellent archers."
"What did the general say?"
Su Su coughed, imitating Yu Zhong's frown and said: "There are so few good seedlings out of the recruits, we must cultivate them well in the future!"
Su Zhou said: "The general admires us so much, does it mean that we will be generals soon?"
Su Su laughed, patted her chest and said, "You follow Master Su! Master Su, you are guaranteed to be generals! Brother Big Niu is the General of the Left, Brother Big Dog is the General of the Right, and Ah Zhou is Former general! As for me, I am the latter general, and Bai Zhou is the great general of Zhenguo!"
The four looked forward to it beautifully, and Bai Zhou looked at them while folding the quilt.Susu can really fool people, just like a female bandit leader.
The five of them entered the Divine Arrow Battalion for the first time, and the training in the Divine Arrow Battalion was no easier than in the recruit camp.Since Lieutenant Liu Du was cut in half, the Shenjian Battalion has no leader, and General Li Yili is temporarily in charge.
Bai Zhou could tell from his father's tone that this Li Yi was not a good person, and he was thinking of finding fault with his father every day.
Several forces were secretly divided in the Shenjian Camp, and the ten people headed by Miao Qi came to trouble Bai Zhou and the others from time to time.The other groups of forces in the Shenjian Camp stayed put. They knew that Miao Qi was not easy to mess with, and they also knew that Bai Zhoususu was even more difficult to mess with.Simply watch the fire from the other side, watch two groups of people fight, and whoever wins, build a good relationship with whichever side to increase their power.In the boot camp, you can only eat one meal, but in the God Arrow Camp, you can eat two meals a day.During the noon break, Susu got a big bowl of fragrant rice and an extra big chicken neck.Holding the white rice and the big chicken neck, Su Su was so moved that she almost cried.
There is no table available for the soldiers to eat, and they all sit on the ground and eat with bowls.Susu purposely pulled the chicken neck to the side of the bowl, first ate the fragrant white rice, and then ate the chicken neck.
She had just picked up the chicken neck and before she could finish her mouth, her elbow was slammed by someone behind her, and her chicken neck flew out with a "swoosh" and rolled in the yellow sand...
Chicken neck... her chicken neck!
Susu looked at the bleak chicken neck, then turned her head and glared at the person behind her.
"You did it on purpose!" Seeing that it was Miao Qi, Su Su was furious.
Miao Qi chuckled: "I did it on purpose, what's the matter? The neck of the chicken doesn't look dirty, pick it up and eat it!"
Su Su raised her fist, wanting to hit him.
Miao Qi looked smug, "Want to hit me? Come on, hit me in the face. I kindly remind you that if you bully people in the Divine Arrow Camp, you will be kicked out of the Divine Arrow Camp."
There was no anger on Susu's face, but a face full of grievances. Seeing Miao Qi's face looking for a hit, she clenched her fists and rushed towards him.Miao Qi, who was half disabled by Su Su last time, hadn't fully recovered yet, seeing Su Su rushing towards her, she subconsciously hugged her head.Susu took advantage of his holding his head and snatched the neck of the chicken from his hand.When Miao Qi reacted, Su Su had already gnawed half of his chicken's neck.
Susu snorted, beating people is not allowed in the Shenjian camp, but there is no rule against grabbing chicken necks.Her mother taught her since childhood that she must never make steamed stuffed buns.If someone bullies, bully back.If someone treats you as a little overlord, then you should be a big overlord, preferably with akimbo, majestic and majestic enough to scare people to death.
When Bai Zhou came back from playing with the foot-soaking team, he saw Susu grabbing chicken necks from someone else's bowl.When they saw the person being robbed, they tried their best not to laugh.This Miao Qi is really not a smart person, when she meets such an unreasonable person as Su Su, she doesn't know how to restrain herself, but she even took the initiative to provoke Su Su.
Seeing Bai Zhou coming, Su Su threw away the bone of the chicken neck, and grabbed Bai Zhou's sleeves with a pair of greasy hands.
Li Dagou looked at Miao Qi's deflated but unable to lose his temper, it was so funny, he immediately felt happy!
"Those who lose their necks are also ashamed." Susu followed Bai Zhou's example, pointing at the chicken's neck solemnly, ignoring Miao Qi's black face, "The chicken's neck is equivalent to our territory, and I can't even protect my own chicken neck." , what else is capable of defending the country?"
Susu's words were obviously full of provocation, but her tone was as soft as glutinous rice balls, and her delicate tone made people feel even more funny.After a burst of laughter, Miao Qi threw the bowl in her hand on the ground viciously, "Why are you laughing?"
Miao Qi's military rank in the Shenjian Battalion is not low, and she has some dignity.When he drank, many people muffled.Miao Qi walked past Susu Baizhou and snorted: "Don't fall into my hands."
Bai Zhou smiled warmly at him, "Uncle Miao is worrying too much, our group of recruits is not under your control." Yu Baizhou's tone was calm, and Miao Qi was so angry that his veins burst out.As a Du Bo, Miao Qi is in charge of a hundred heads, but Bai Zhou and his recruits are not under his control.There are 1000 people in the Shenjian Camp, and there are ten Dubos.In order to facilitate management, the ten capitals each perform their own duties, each manages its own people, and does not interfere with each other.Even though Yu Baizhou and his duo, Bo Luchong, were restrained and obsessed with archery, he was very relaxed about the soldiers under his command. As long as he didn't cause trouble for him, he wouldn't take care of some trivial matters between soldiers.
After the end of time, the sun is shining brightly.The expedition is imminent, and all the battalions have entered into high-intensity training, and the Shenjian Battalion is no exception.Each of them carried sixty catties of stone locks and stood in the sun.Under the scorching sun, Susu held up the stone lock and looked around, extremely bored.She talked to Bai Zhou, but Bai Zhou didn't say a word to her.
Bai Zhou was too exhausted to speak, but Susu thought it was annoying that Bai Zhou disliked her.
At the end of the day's training, she returned to the military tent with a bowl of delicious rice.
When Zhuang Niu came back and saw Su Su, he gave her a thumbs up, "Master Su, you are amazing today. General Li praised you in front of 1000 people."
Today, Bai Zhou ignored her on the training ground, and she felt sad.She asked him: "Brother Big Niu, do you usually find your wife annoying?"
Zhuang Niu took a bite and said, "What's the matter? I haven't seen her for several years now, and I dream of her every day! I dreamed of 'tsk tsk' with her last night!" When he said "tsk tsk", Zhuang Niu Niu winked at Susu maliciously. "What's this called? It's called longing from a distance. But when I was at home, I hated her. I hated her for being talkative, hehe."
Su Su let out a cry, so it turned out that Bai Zhou thought she was annoying because she was pestering him every day?"What does 'tsk tsk' mean?" she asked.
Zhuang Niu looked at Susu, smiled and said nothing.
Susu, in order to "remember the distance" with Bai Zhou, didn't talk much to Bai Zhou in the next few days, and deliberately kept a distance from him.When Bai Zhou talked to her, she only responded with words such as "um", "ah" and "oh".
On the fifth night, when Susu was squatting outside the tent to wash clothes, Yu Baizhou finally couldn't bear it and came over to her and asked her, "Susu, are you feeling unwell these days? Or did I do something to make you unhappy? thing?"
Susu folded her arms with a cold expression on her face.Finally asked, Bai Zhou was finally willing to ask him why.She poked his chest and said, "Bai Zhou, be honest, do you see me every day and hate me? Do you think I'm annoying?"
Bai Zhou was taken aback for a moment, and then realized, "Susu, what are you talking about? How could I dislike you? I wish I could see you every day!"
"Then why did you ignore me during training!" Susu looked angrily.
Yu Baizhou looked at the unreasonable Susu, and thought for a while before asking her: "Susu, is your menstruation coming soon?"
Susu twisted the clothes in the tub, threw a handful of water on Yu Baizhou's face, and hummed: "Bozhou, don't change the subject! Answer my question directly!"
Yu Baizhou snatched the dirty clothes from her hand, "Okay, you go to rest, I will wash the clothes for you."
Su Su persisted and jumped up, "Bai Zhou, you really hate me, don't you?"
Yu Baizhou was about to cry, so he rubbed her clothes, and looked at her helplessly: "Susu, do you think I will rub clothes for people I hate?"
Susu touched her chin and thought for a while, "It seems... no, then do you think I'm annoying? Do you hate me for pestering you every day?"
Yu Baizhou shook his head, and asked her helplessly, "Isn't it because I pester you every day?"
When Yu Baizhou asked such a rhetorical question, Su Su's heart sank a little, her heart was filled with warmth, and her mood immediately improved a lot.
Yu Baizhou got up, and took off the straw that stuck to her hair, "I'll fetch water to wash your hair."
Su Su nodded happily.
Bai Zhou went to get a basin of hot water, and when he came back, he put a dry handkerchief on his shoulders.He put the wooden basin on the stone, asked Susu to squat down, rolled up his sleeves, and took off the gray headband that wrapped Susu's hair.Without the restraint of the gray headband, Susu's black hair suddenly poured down like a black waterfall.
Bai Zhou gently smoothed her hair with his fingers, soaked the ends of her hair in water, and carefully wetted her scalp.Afraid that Susu would feel uncomfortable, he squeezed a few acupuncture points on Susu's scalp and asked her, "Is the water temperature right? Are your hands heavy?"
Susu shook her head, shaking the water all over Bai Zhou.
Susu giggled, "Baizhou, I feel like I'm your little wife." She squatted on the ground and let Yu Baizhou wash her hair.
Yu Baizhou was thrown all over by her, and thought to himself: It's not a feeling, it's what it is.
Susu laying her head down was so bored, she kept poking Yu Baizhou's instep with her fingers, and muttered: "Bai Zhou, Bai Zhou, can you only wash my hair for me from now on? Don't wash it for other girls. Otherwise I will be angry."
Yu Baizhou smiled, "Okay." His laughter was clear and bright, like a clear spring.
Susu also smiled: "Bai Zhou, your laughing voice is really nice."
"By the way, Susu, has General Li treated you preferentially these days?" Yu Baizhou rubbed the saponins on her hair very lightly.
Susu nodded: "Yes, General Li said that I am a good seedling and wants to cultivate me."
Yu Baizhou: "Whatever he said to you in the future, you have to tell me verbatim, you know?"
Su Su snorted: "Then will you give me chicken legs? Bai Zhou, you only gave me three chicken legs this month, and I can only give you three fat babies in the future."
After hearing her words, Yu Baizhou almost choked on his own saliva.
Three chicken legs, three babies, what kind of nonsense is this?
Yu Baizhou was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to understand.It turns out that Susu has always been thinking about chicken legs because of this.She remembered exactly how many chicken legs he brought her.He couldn't laugh or cry, he suspected that Susu's little head was filled with food.
Bai Zhou wiped her hair gently with a handkerchief.After helping Susu dry the water on her hair, he let Susu sit on a big rock and comb her hair with a wooden comb.
Susu's waist-length hair was soft and smooth. Yu Baizhou combed it to the end, and his fingers fiddled with her hair one after another, making her feel itchy.She likes Yu Baizhou combing her hair: "Bo Zhou, can you put a woman's hair in a bun?"
"No." Yu Baizhou replied very simply, he paused for a while and then said: "In the future, you can learn slowly, and when you come back from the war, I will marry you and give you a haircut every day."
Su Su nodded, yawned and hummed lazily.When Susu's hair was dry, Yu Baizhou helped her wrap her hair with a gray kerchief, and took her back to the military tent.
When sleeping at night, Susu listened to the snoring in the military tent, which made her sleepless.She opened the curtain and got out, grabbed Bai Zhou's arm to shake him awake, and then kept pushing her into his arms.
Bai Zhou felt the little head in his arms, reached out and rubbed it, and asked her in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Su Su whispered in his arms: "I miss you."
Bai Zhou: "Aren't I always there?"
"Well, I know." Susu's voice was very small, and she said softly against his ear: "Bai Zhou, let's not quarrel in the future, okay? Don't think I'm annoying, okay?"
Yu Baizhou coughed, and said in a pampering and sweet tone, "I didn't quarrel with you, it was me who was pestering you, not you pestering me, just don't dislike me."
Su Su nodded in his arms, "Bai Zhou, I will never dislike you for being annoying, but will you stop pestering me one day? Go pestering other girls? My father said that men I like gentle and lovely girls, but I don’t like girls who dance with swords. My father also said that girls who dance with swords will not be able to marry in the future.”
"Your father lied to you." Yu Baizhou said seriously, "If your father was telling the truth, how could he marry your mother? Why did my father and your father like your mother when they were young?"
"Yes, why?" Susu looked up at him, feeling that what he said made sense.
Bai Zhou said: "That's because your mother is different, and you, like your mother, are also different."
Su Su snorted and muttered, "My father is a liar..."
"Yes, your father is a liar."
"Oh! You two can't sleep anymore! Nagging, are you annoying!" Zhuang Niu jumped into a rage, closed his eyes and sat up, muttered something, and fell down on the bed with a "plop", without a sound .
Yu Baizhou patted Susu's back, "It's getting late, go to sleep."
"Caizhou."
"Ok?"
"I will be 15 years old tomorrow." Susu paused, "No, Zi Shi has passed now, and I am already fifteen."
Bai Zhou nodded, "I know, today is your birthday."
"Just remember." Susu yawned, rubbing her little head in his arms, and said, "I want to eat glutinous rice dumplings and big chicken drumsticks from Zuixianlou, will you give me some?"
"Sleep, I will take you to eat meat tomorrow night."
"Really?" Su Su couldn't believe it, "But the general won't let us leave the camp, how can we go to Zuixianlou? And... what if my father catches us when we go back to the city? Forget it, Bai Zhou, I don’t want to eat.”
What a tangled tasty cat.
Yu Baizhou put his arms around Susu, took a deep breath, closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
Early the next morning, when Bai Zhou woke up, he saw the three of Zhuang Niu standing in a row in front of the couch, watching them.
The three looked at the two hugging together, their eyes almost popping out.Isn't Bai Zhou's posture of hugging Susu the same as that of hugging his little daughter-in-law?
Shouldn't Susu sleep in a tent?Why did he run out and sleep with Yu Baizhou?
The three of them watched for a long while and came to a conclusion: Susu Baizhou is really Duanxiu.
Yu Baizhou quickly turned over and sat up.Susu hadn't woken up yet, she turned over and smacked her lips, drooling while hugging the pillow, muttering something.
He stretched out his hand to pat Susu awake, and Susu sat up from the couch. She yawned and looked at the foot soaking team, "What are you doing looking at me? Does my sleeping posture look good? Is my sleeping posture beautiful? Can you just look at it?"
The three looked up at the top of the tent, pretending not to hear her.
Zhuang Niu: "Today's tent is really blue."
Li Dagou: "Yes, really blue."
Su Zhou: "The tent is obviously...white."
Zhuang Niu and Li Dagou glared at Su Zhou, who immediately changed his words: "Blue, blue, the tent is blue today."
Susu felt that the three of them were either not awake, or they were mentally ill.
Today's training at the Divine Arrow Camp was not so boring, everyone divided into several teams and started practicing arrows.Susu naturally stays with Bai Zhou and the foot bath team.
Among them, Susu Baizhou has the best archery skills. Under the guidance of the two of them, the foot-soaking team's archery skills have improved significantly.
That night, Yu Baizhou took a bow and arrow, took a dagger and quietly left the camp with Susu.After running out of the camp, Susu patted her beating heart and excitedly tugged at Yu Baizhou, "Baizhou, is this behavior considered a deserter? Will your father beat you to death if he finds out?"
Yu Baizhou dragged her to the woods, "He won't know, we'll go back before midnight."
Su Su hummed, followed Bai Zhou to the woods.
Bai Zhou didn't take her back to the city, but took her deep into the woods, and didn't stop until he reached the river.Yu Baizhou picked up a pile of dry firewood, lit it, walked to the stone by the river in a familiar way, and stretched out his hand to drag the cloth bag hanging behind the stone out of the water.In the cloth bag were the wild rabbits and pheasants he had hunted yesterday afternoon. He always remembered Susu's birthday. As early as half a month ago, he had inquired about the weakest area of the barracks with Deputy General Jing in order to take Susu out of the camp.
Zidan City and the others couldn't go back. After nightfall, Zidan City's entry and exit were strictly checked. It was not worthwhile to go back just to eat glutinous rice dumplings.He lit a fire and roasted a pheasant and hare for Susu.Su Su squatted in front of the fire, looked at the crackling rabbits in the fire, smelled a little burst of meat, with a face full of intoxication.
Bai Zhou roasted such a big fat rabbit for her!All hers!
Bai Zhou grabbed a handful of cumin, pepper, and salt, sprinkled it on the rabbit meat, turned it over, and Su Su's stomach growled with greed for the oily and fragrant meat.
Yu Baizhou tore off the roasted leg meat. Afraid of burning Susu's hands, he specially wrapped the paws with a cloth, and handed them to her: "Eat carefully, it's hot."
After Susu nodded and hummed, she completely put aside Bai Zhou's instructions, groaned down, and bit her leg.Susu groaned, her lips turned red, and she pursed her lips in pain and groaned.
Yu Baizhou felt that he had no brains. He clearly knew that Susu would not listen to anything when he saw meat. How could he just hand her the hot rabbit leg meat?He should cool it down, and then give it to her, so that Su Su can feast on it.He took out a towel and wet it in the river, sat down and wiped Susu's mouth.
Susu's mouth was scalded with several blisters, his movements were light and gentle, for fear of hurting her.Every time Yu Baizhou wiped her, he complained in his heart that it was because of his own stupidity that Su Su became like this.
Su Su looked at Bai Zhou's long eyelashes, the moonlight fell on his head, casting a faint white light on him, and he was as handsome as a banished fairy at this moment.
"Bai Zhou, let's 'tsk tsk', okay?" Susu opened her mouth with difficulty, her mouth was burning with pain.
Yu Baizhou pressed her lips with a wet towel bit by bit, wondering, "'Tsk tsk'?"
Susu blinked her eyes innocently, nodded: "Well, it's 'tsk tsk'."
"...What?" Yu Baizhou didn't understand what he was talking about.
Su Su said "Oops", put her hands on his shoulders, leaned over to him, and pressed her red and swollen mouth against Yu Baizhou's cold cheek.Because of the pain in the mouth, Su Su quickly left his cheek. "This is 'tsk tut'."
"Susu, who did you learn from?"
"Brother Big Niu, he said that he often dreamed of 'tsk tsk' with Mrs. Niu, and then I asked him what 'tsk tsk' is. He didn't tell me at first, but he told me during lunch today. So this is 'Tut tut'."
Yu Baizhou's heart was churning like a wave, and he really couldn't let Susu stay alone with a man.His susu was spoiled by them.
"Bai Zhou, my mouth hurts."
"Then I'll wipe you off with cold water."
"Stop wiping, Bai Zhou, my mouth hurts, I can't 'tsk tsk' you, you 'tsk tsk' me."
What the hell, so who the hell invented the word "tsk tsk"?
Not wanting to spoil Susu's interest, Yu Baizhou coughed and kissed Susu's left cheek. The moment he kissed Susu, his entire face turned red.
Susu thought it was so sweet, even sweeter than the bean paste she ate in glutinous rice dumplings.
The two were immersed in their little warmth when they were interrupted by a burst of "hahahaha" laughter.
In an instant, Bai Zhou withdrew his gentle gaze, and subconsciously pulled out the dagger from his waist, protecting Susu behind him.
(End of this chapter)
Zhuang Niu and Li Dagou supported Su Zhou and patted the dust off his clothes.Zhuang Niu looked at Su Zhou's face that had been kicked by Miao Qi, and said, "Ah Zhou, your face is ruined, what will you do if you can't get a wife in the future?"
Su Zhou rubbed his face with a look of panic, changed his usual reserve, and yelled at Su Su, "Master Su! Slap him in the face!"
Everyone stepped aside one after another and formed a circle at the same time.Su Su and Miao Qi confronted each other, Miao Qi kept posing, with her hands in the shape of a snake for a while, and a big bird spreading its wings for a while.Su Su was a little impatient, she folded her arms and looked at him, "You really look like a big bird man!" After being so hurt by Su Su, Miao Qi suddenly felt insulted, and jumped up with a "bass", kicking a burst of sand stone.He originally wanted to use the sand to confuse Susu's sight, so that he could take her down in one fell swoop, but after the yellow sand filled the air, Susu had disappeared.
Miao Qi's heart skipped a beat, why did that kid just disappear out of thin air?When he was wondering, he suddenly felt his shoulders sink.It turned out that Su Su took advantage of his unpreparedness, flipped into the air and landed on his shoulder.Su Su rode on Miao Qi's shoulder and said happily: "Riding a big bird, Bai Zhou, look! Look!"
Miao Qi was enraged, and regardless of the fairness of the competition, she drew the sword at her waist and slashed at Susu.Miao Qi drew her sword, and the Foot Soaking Team gasped in fright.Susu kicked Miao Qi on the back of the head, using her strength to turn over and land, avoiding the blade.
Zhuang Niu breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and said to Yu Baizhou: "Boss, otherwise we will admit defeat, a hundred bangs will be a hundred bangs, and we will accompany you! Master Su is still young, how can he be the opponent of that bully?" ? That bully is unreasonable at all, he drew his sword!"
The scene just now was really shocking, Li Dagou also said: "Yes, a man can bend and stretch, Han Xin can bear the humiliation of others' crotch, and we can bear it too!"
Su Zhou also covered his face and said: "Yeah, that Miao Qi is unreasonable at all... I don't want Master Su to slap me in the face. If Master Su has something to do, how can I feel sorry for it? Forget it, let's Admit defeat."
Bai Zhou was full of confidence, "She is not a reasonable person, don't worry."
After Su Su fell to the ground, in order to avoid the opponent's sword, she kept attacking Miao Qi's foot.Like a slippery loach, she slipped under Miao Qi's armpit and pulled out the black iron arrow from his waist.Su Su lightly touched the arrowhead with her fingertips, held the tail of the arrow, and pointed the arrow at Miao Qi, using the arrow as a sword, slashed in the air, overflowing with the air of the sharp blade, and made a piercing "Zheng" sound.Miao Qi's black iron arrow was shunned by Su Su, her expression became more ferocious, she clenched the hilt of the sword with her right hand, and rushed towards Su Su with a violent shout.
Su Su used the black iron arrow to block, the sword blade cut on the shaft of the arrow and made a harsh and crisp sound, and a gap was cut in the shaft of the arrow, which made Su Su's tiger's mouth go numb.She pressed her elbow against Miao Qi's temple, which made Miao Qi's ears rumble and she became dizzy for a while.Miao Qi's legs went limp, and she knelt on the ground.Susu kicked off the sword in his hand and stepped on his back with one foot, not giving him any room to resist.Miao Qi's entire face was buried in the sand, and her face was stained with blood.Su Su kicked him over and rolled up his sleeves and slapped him a dozen times in the face.
Yu Baizhou told her to stop, she spat at Miao Qi, "Those who bully me should be beaten up!" Still want Bai Zhou to kowtow?dream!
This was the first time that the foot-soaking team saw Su Su beating someone, and the three of them were dumbfounded.
Su Su obediently ran back to Bai Zhou, and Bai Zhou took out a towel and wiped Su Su's sweat nonchalantly.The mighty Miao Qi had already half fainted, and was carried away by the people from the Shenjian Battalion.
Miao Qi's military position in the Shenjian Battalion was Du Bo, and he became Su Su's defeated general, which happened to be able to indirectly frustrate the prestige of those in the Shenjian Battalion.The Shenjian Battalion has always been highly competitive, and it is not uncommon for veterans to bully new recruits.Although Susu's defeat of Miao Qi offended Miao Qi, it made the veterans of the Divine Arrow Battalion fear them and eliminated many small troubles for them in the future.
It's time for them to return their accounts.
Back in the tent, Susu went to the old military doctor to ask for some herbal medicine to apply to Su Zhou's face. Susu dipped the herbal medicine on her finger and lightly tapped on the wound on his face, "Don't worry, Ah Zhou, Grandpa Cheng said You won't leave a scar on your face." Su Zhou hissed in pain, Susu thought she hurt him, so she puffed up her cheeks, leaned close to his face, and blew on his wound with her mouth pouting.Su Zhou looked at Susu from a close distance, and felt that Susu looked like a girl, with exquisite facial features, breath like blue, so beautiful!Su Zhou was still immersed in Su Su's beauty, when the painting style in front of him suddenly changed, and Su Su's face suddenly changed into Bai Zhou's livid and serious face.
Bai Zhou snatched the medicine bowl from Susu's hand, grabbed a handful of herbs and paste them on Su Zhou's face, plugging his nostrils.Seeing Bai Zhou's help, Susu took a pen, ink and paper to the side to draw the steps of crossbow shooting.
After Su Su left, Su Zhou was tortured by Bai Zhou, "...Yu...boss, you put medicine on my nostrils."
Bai Zhou said coldly, "Shut up."
Su Zhou felt aggrieved, lowered his head and met his fingers, and said weakly: "Boss, you put medicine into my ear..."
When Bai Zhou thought of Susu blowing his wounds, he felt really bad. The more he looked at Su Zhou, the more it was an eyesore, so he simply grabbed another handful of herbs and stuffed them into his mouth.The scene of Yu Baizhou bullying Su Zhou was seen by Li Dagou and Zhuang Niu.Zhuang Niu sat on the bed and scratched his feet while saying: "Big dog, do you think the boss has an affair with Master Su?"
While Li Dagou was doing push-ups to exercise his arm strength, he gasped and said, "What are you thinking! Do you think the boss and Master Su are like broken sleeves?"
Zhuang Niu nodded, and said honestly: "I think it looks like it."
Because of being bullied, Yu Baizhou made up his mind to let the foot-soaking team receive Susu's training with him, and the foot-soaking team readily accepted Susu as their coach after seeing Susu's strength.
The next day, the five of them woke up early, and Susu had already prepared the stone locks and sandbags.She asked the foot-soaking team to stand in a row with Bai Zhou, holding a whip in her hand, imitating her mother, putting her hands behind her back, straightening her chest, and said in a rough voice: "Listen to me, today , no one is allowed to tell Master Su that you are tired! Master Su didn't say stop, so you are not allowed to stop!"
Susu imitated Qin Duwei's tone of speaking, learned to speak in a rigid manner, quite like Qin Duwei.Susu took small steps, stopped in front of Yu Baizhou, and said in a soft voice: "Of course, Baizhou can be an exception, just rest when you are tired."
Zhuang Niu was not happy, "Master Su, why are you so partial?"
Susu stared wide-eyed with watery eyes, and lashed Zhuang Niu's butt with a whip, "How dare you talk back to Mr. Su!" After being whipped by Susu, Zhuang Niu immediately became honest.He pursed his mouth and wanted to cry, "Don't dare! Today I belong to Master Su! I can do whatever Master Su wants, as long as I can enter the Divine Arrow Camp!"
Li Dagou also yelled, "Today we all belong to Lord Su!"
Su Zhou also yelled weakly, "Today...I...we are all Master Su's, and Master Su can do whatever he wants."
Yu Baizhou frowned, his face darkened, no matter how he heard the words, there was ambiguity.
After the training started, Susu urged them to exercise their arm strength, asking them to carry one heavy stone lock in each hand and slowly lift it up.The four of them lifted it up and down more than a dozen times, and the pain in their arms became unbearable.The foot-soaking team wailed for a while, but Bai Zhou gritted his teeth and remained silent.
Su Su held the whip and lashed at the lazy Zhuang Niu, waving the whip as if playing, "Da Niu, look at Bai Zhou, and then look at yourself, aren't you ashamed?" When Su Su mentioned Bai Zhou, It was a look of pride.Her family's Bai Zhou is really powerful, he has not been lazy after lifting the stone lock so many times.
Susu thinks that whipping is quite fun, as long as she sees the foot-soaking team being lazy, she will take the whip and whip it unceremoniously.She found that the foot-soaking team was quite thick-skinned, and they still laughed when they smoked?It's all right!For example, Li Dagou, not only did not complain of pain when his ass was spanked by Su Su, but he jumped on the spot holding the stone lock and shouted, "Master Su beat you well!" followed by several "hahaha".Hearing that devilish ecstasy laughter, Su Su shivered.Zhuang Niu felt that he deserved to be whipped. Who told him to be lazy?But why does Master Su always slap his ass?
——Being spanked or something, Mr. Su really hates it...
In the past few days, the recruit battalion is facing a sub-battalion, and there is a four-day ten-day break.When all the recruits are relaxing, only Susu and the others are training hard.After a day of intense training, except for Bai Zhou, it was inevitable that Su Su's ass would be spanked.Susu never knew that she had strong hands. Her so-called "light" strike was already equivalent to the strength of an adult strong man sucking milk.When she really used all her strength, the people who were beaten basically had no way out.That's why after Su Su finished beating Miao Qi, she still murmured to Bai Zhou, "The people in the Shenjian Camp are nothing more than that, I fainted after I punched him lightly, so boring..."
In the military tent, Bai Zhou sat in the corner by an anointing candle, watching "Military Prophecy".As soon as Zhuang Niu entered the army tent, he saw Bai Zhou in a corner of the army tent, holding a book of war with relish, he rubbed his buttocks and complained to Bai Zhou: "Boss, Master Su is really ruthless, he doesn't give you any face."
Susu easily picked up the stone lock weighing tens of catties and walked into the military tent, Zhuang Niu immediately fell silent.He watched Susu lift the sixty-pound stone lock, easily lift it over his head, and then easily put it down again. He kept lifting and lowering it more than twenty times and still looked relaxed.Zhuang Niu began to suspect that Susu was a monster, a monster who could eat and had great strength.
——It's so fucking scary!
Seeing that their arm strength had reached the standard, Susu taught them how to shoot crossbows the next afternoon.Although the use of crossbows is very particular, compared with bows and arrows, crossbows have much lower requirements for users.Crossbows have a longer range than bows, stronger penetration, and a fairly high hit rate.If a bow and arrow want to penetrate armor, it still depends on the arm strength of the archer, but the crossbow does not need it, as long as you can launch it, it can easily penetrate the opponent's armor.
Susu doesn't like crossbows very much, firstly she thinks it is stupid, and secondly she thinks it is too "thief" and belongs to the "thief" of bows.Susu gave them all the skills she had mastered on the crossbow. Don't look at Susu's usual stupidity, but she was strict when teaching people.Following the tone of Mr. Private School, she shook her head and explained the theoretical knowledge to them word by word.
After three days, their control over the crossbow was already at sevens and eights.The night before the assessment, Bai Zhou led the foot-soaking team to practice archery and crossbow without interruption.When the men persisted in their training, Susu fell asleep holding a small whip and hugging a cold stone.When the men were about to call it a day and go back to the military tent, they found Susu lying on the ground, sleeping soundly with a big rock in her arms.
Zhuang Niu wanted to scare her, so he whispered to Li Dagou, "Let's lift Master Su up and throw him out."
Li Dagou nodded and said yes, "You lift your head and I lift your feet."
The two rubbed their hands together and were about to make a move when Bai Zhou appeared out of nowhere and kicked their asses.The buttocks of the two were whipped by Su Su, and then kicked by Bai Zhou, the two men screamed in pain.
Bai Zhou took off his outer shirt, covered Susu's body, picked her up from the ground, and carried her to the military tent.Susu nestled in Bai Zhou's arms, tugged at his skirt, and rubbed her little head against his chest. She opened her eyes in a daze, looked at Bai Zhou's chin, and acted like a baby to him in a childish voice, "Bai Zhou, I'm so hungry, I want to eat meat, I want to eat chicken legs, I want to eat big pieces of pork belly." She still hasn't woken up yet, thinking that she is dreaming, and then rambled, "I'm so tired, Bai Zhou, I want to go home. "
Hearing her cat-like milk voice, Bai Zhou's back trembled, as if a needle had been pricked somewhere in his heart.When the foot-soaking team was far away, he said softly to Susu in his arms: "Then you go home, okay?"
Susu was already awake now, she rested her head on Bai Zhou's chest, and she found that Bai Zhou's chest was much stronger and more stalwart than before.
She half-closed her eyes and acted like a baby, sniffing her nose and moaning: "No, I won't return if you don't come back! I'm just tired... I can't eat enough, I can't wear warm clothes, I can't sleep well... I miss my mother, my father, and my mother." Fat. When I was in the Prime Minister's Mansion, Feifei brought me supper every night, that kind of white and fat glutinous rice balls, which are so sweet." Her voice was lower, "I just dreamed of eating glutinous rice balls , The white and fat glutinous rice balls are delicious. But I took a bite and found that they are not glutinous rice balls at all, but stones."
Yu Baizhou hugged her and slowed down his steps. Susu described it very easily, but he felt very sad in his heart.Susu could have had a good time in the prime minister's mansion, but she followed him here to suffer.His nose was a little sour, and he felt guilty for Susu.Susu had the chance to marry the prince, but she chose him, a worthless person.
He hugged Susu, with a firm tone, and said word by word: "Susu, I will give you the best in the future." Susu arched in his arms, put his arms around his neck, and said with a silly smile: "I I don't want the best, I just want Bai Zhou." She doesn't want the best, she just wants Bai Zhou to hug her, and Bai Zhou's embrace is the warmest to her.
Yu Baizhou's heart was already distressed, but when Su Su put his arms around his neck and whispered in his arms, "I want Baizhou is enough", he suddenly stopped walking and his heart became heavy.He looked down at Susu in his arms, feeling pain in his heart one after another. He felt sorry for Susu who had paid for him like this, and hated himself who was useless now.He said: "Susu, whether you want it or not, I promise to give you the best in the future. Forcing it, I will also give it to you."
Susu pouted and giggled, "What Bai Zhou gave is the best in Susu's eyes!"
Yu Baizhou laughed at her: "Silly girl, you are too easily satisfied."
"Baizhou, I'm not greedy. Mother said girls shouldn't be too greedy. Too greedy. I'm afraid you won't like it." Su Su pouted, tilted her head and said, "Mother said, the more greedy you are, the more you lose." More and more. So I am not greedy, as long as I can eat enough, as long as I can be with Bai Zhou, I don’t care what I wear, I don’t care if I have jewelry or treasure, look at me, in the barracks If you don’t eat chicken legs and pork belly, will you be fat if you eat steamed buns? Isn’t that right, Bai Zhou?”
Yu Baizhou seemed to be blocked by a foreign object in his chest, and his breath was not going well.He sighed heavily, and really wanted to say "Susu, I allow you to be greedy" to her.But he can't say this sentence now, he has no qualifications to say this sentence.
He didn't answer her, just said: "You close your eyes, I will carry you back to the army tent."
"Oh, good." Susu closed her eyes obediently, and bumped her small head against his strong chest.
After training all day, the smell of sweat from Bai Zhou's body mixed with the scent of soap locust from his clothes filled her nostrils, making her a little intoxicated.This breath made her feel very at ease, she closed her eyes for a while, and fell asleep again.
Yu Baizhou carried her back to the military tent, and Su Zhou saw that he hadn't lifted the curtain hanging on Su Su's couch with his bare hands, so he helped him out.He put Susu on the couch, helped her take off her shoes, and wiped her feet with a handkerchief.After helping her clean up, he picked up the tub and got up, and found the foot soaking team standing in a row and looking at him.
Zhuang Niu stroked his chin and looked at him seriously, "Boss, tell the truth, do you have a broken sleeve? We've all been curious for a long time."
Bai Zhou frowned: "What are you thinking?"
Li Dagou lowered his voice: "Boss, we all agree that you take Mrs. Su as your daughter-in-law. Mrs. Su is a big bird in front of us, but a small bird in front of you. We don't care about this kind of difference in treatment." Silly."
Su Zhou said weakly: "Boss, just tell the truth, we will never despise you and Mr. Su! The emperor in the previous dynasty even raised male pets. You are so good, we will not despise you!"
"Go, go, go to sleep!" Bai Zhou said impatiently, "I have to take the assessment tomorrow, do you want to enter the Shenjian Camp?"
The three felt that it was boring, so they scattered like birds and beasts one after another, and lay down wrapped in quilts.
Bai Zhou walked out of the military tent with a basin to pour water. Li Dagou glanced at Su Su who was separated by the curtain, and elbowed Zhuang Niu, "Do you think Master Su is a woman? You see, she sometimes treats Su Su Look at the boss acting like a baby, like this..." He imitated Susu's way, raised his orchid fingers, squeezed his throat and whispered softly, "Bai Zhou, I want to eat chicken legs..."
"Pfft..." Li Dagou imitated vividly, Zhuang Niu snorted, and spit on his face, "Big Dog, you are a woman! Look at you with your orchid fingers up, listen to your enchanting little voice, follow me!" Pretty much a brothel girl."
Li Dagou slapped Zhuang Niu, "Damn ghost, I'm telling you the truth!"
Zhuang Niu pushed him away, shivered suddenly, and got goosebumps all over his body, "Fuck off, I have a wife, and my son is so big! Don't come to seduce me! What about Master Su? Could it be a woman? If he is a woman, our entire barracks will be full of women!"
Li Dagou touched his chin and muttered: "Yes, if he is a woman, we can all be women. How can women be so fierce? Don't you think so?"
"Yes, yes, go to sleep, go to sleep, I'm sleepy." Zhuang Niu rolled over wrapped in a quilt, and kicked Li Dagou.
The next day when Su Su woke up, she found a fat and big chicken leg in a bone china bowl on the wooden table.Susu thought that she was wrong, she rubbed her eyes, opened her eyes, blinked, the fat and greasy chicken legs couldn't be more real.She glanced at the people in the army tent, they were all busy, Zhuang Niu was still lying in bed, Li Dagou was putting on his shoes, and Bai Zhou's whereabouts were unknown.She sat down, secretly held the chicken leg in her arms, and then secretly crouched in the corner with the chicken leg, and ate it quietly.She ate halfway, Li Dagou stretched out his hand and patted her from behind her, she was so frightened that she quickly swallowed the last bite of chicken leg meat, pinched the chicken bone and put her hands behind her back, looked at Li Dagou, and said guiltyly: "I didn't... I didn't eat the drumstick, I didn't eat it."
Li Dagou: "Master Su, don't be nervous, I won't compete with you for chicken legs, I just came to remind you, remember to bring your sign later."
She was scared to death, she thought he was here to ask her for chicken legs, but it turned out that he was reminding her to bring the assessment card.
Li Dagou chuckled: "Master Su, don't be nervous, this chicken leg is left for you by the boss! You can eat whatever you want, no one will grab it from you."
Su Su let out a cry, it turned out that Bai Zhou gave it to her.Holding the chicken bone and giggling, she took out a handkerchief and carefully wrapped the chicken bone.It was so difficult to eat a chicken leg, and she wanted to keep it. She wanted to see how many chicken legs Bai Zhou would give her.She decided that as many chicken legs as Bai Zhou gave her this month, she would give birth to as many babies as Bai Zhou.She dreamed last night that she gave birth to many chubby babies for Bai Zhou, all of them looked like glutinous rice dumplings, white and fat.
By the time they arrived at the school for the assessment, it was already time.There were drums on the school field, and the soldiers stood in a square formation, with their chests straight and their backs motionless.Susu stood so hot that her face was scorched by the sun, she lowered her head, for fear that the sun would tan her face.
All the generals headed by Yu Zhong were present, sitting on the stage and watching the assessment.Yu Zhong soon saw Yu Baizhou in the queue. In the past few days, he heard that Bai Zhou had worked very hard to train day and night in order to enter the Shenjian Camp.His son is his own, of course he feels distressed, but he also came here in the same way back then, if he wants to grow up, he must experience.
Yu Zhong soon saw Su Su who was shaking his head in the queue again, and he murmured to Deputy General Jing, "Do you realize that that kid looks familiar?"
Deputy General Jing nodded: "Familiar, isn't it the Su Su who caught the werewolf and rescued you in the north? He has also been training with Baizhou these days, so he probably has no problem entering the Shenjian Camp."
Yu Zhong waved his hand: "No, that's not what I meant."
Looking at Susu's fair face, his expression suddenly became serious.
"Then what do you mean?" Deputy General Jing paused.
Yu Zhong frowned and touched his chin: "Let's take a look first." Deputy General Jing hummed and stopped talking, and shifted his gaze to the team of soldiers being assessed.
Soldiers stepped forward for assessment one by one, and were commanded by Qin Duwei, who trained the recruits, by waving a flag.The raising of the flag is to prepare the arrow, and the lowering of the flag is to draw the bowstring.There were many soldiers participating in the assessment, and the generals sitting on the stage were a little impatient.Compared with this kind of assessment, they prefer to watch the grand parade, like to watch thousands of soldiers demonstrate the military formation together, or practice actual combat in the mountains and forests.Such a scene is spectacular, and it can make the blood of a group of soldiers boil.
Vice-General Jing also felt bored, he said to Yu Zhong: "There has been a big incident in the city recently."
Yu Zhong took a sip of tea: "What's the big deal?"
Vice-General Jing said: "The Empress Dowager wanted to give a marriage to Prime Minister Chang's daughter, but Miss Chang disappeared. Miss Chang left a letter, saying that she was going to be a heroine and roam the world."
Yu Zhong raised the tail of his eyes: "I like this girl's temperament, and this girl is destined to be my daughter-in-law."
Deputy General Jing said: "The emperor has just ascended the throne, so I'm afraid he won't let the prime minister's mansion marry the general's mansion."
"The Holy Majesty is still too young." Yu Zhong sighed, and Vice-General Jing said yes.
Although the words were spoken easily, Yu Zhong still had some thoughts in his heart.The little emperor was respectful to him on the surface, but in private he sent two generals, Li Yi and Wei Cheng, to monitor him.It's not that he doesn't know, it's just that he doesn't want to make it clear.
Yu Zhong sighed, seeing that he was getting older, and the actions of the current majesty chilled him again. He really wanted to retire and return to his hometown, but he couldn't bear the battlefield, and he couldn't bear to have soldiers under him.
"Hey, Deputy General Jing, don't you think... that kid looks a bit like that little girl from the Chang family?"
Deputy General Jing followed Yu Zhong's fingers and landed on Su Su. He shook his head and said, "I've never seen Miss Chang up close, so I don't recognize her."
Yu Zhong frowned, staring at Su Su.The few times he saw Susu in the military camp a few times ago, her face was either covered with plaster or blood, and it was impossible to see her face clearly.This Su Su's face is clean, although she is far away, but Yu Zhong with good eyes can see her clearly.Susu's eyes and face really resemble her mother.
Yu Zhong frowned more and more tightly, and many thoughts flashed through his mind; he got angry and threw the teacup in his hand, which scared the generals sitting around the stage to look back at him angrily.Yu Zhong's breath was a little messy. Although he had some ideas in his mind, he remained silent and did not interrupt the assessment.
The soldiers in the previous rounds of assessment were limited in level and could barely meet the assessment standards.The generals sighed for a while, and chatted privately around the topic of this year's mediocre archery recruits.Because there are no soldiers with outstanding archery skills in this assessment, the more you generals look down, the more boring they feel.
Deputy General Jing said: "This year's recruits are far less than last year's. Last year's recruits who participated in the assessment were all excellent in archery, but this year's level is in the middle." He glanced at Yu Baizhou in the queue, and said: "Mr. Baizhou's His archery skills should not be bad, and he will definitely win the first place."
Yu Zhong didn't say anything, and went through some things in his mind.He asked: "Vice General Jing, was it true that Bai Zhou fought against you at the Triumph Banquet that day?"
Vice-General Jing didn't expect the General to ask this question, and said yes, "It's also my honor to be defeated by Young Master."
Yu Zhong asked again: "Did you see his face clearly at that time?"
"Never." Vice-General Jing replied very honestly, "Young Master covered his face that day, saying that he was afraid of being scratched by me... Speaking of which, Young Master really cares about his appearance."
"Okay." Yu Zhong smashed the wooden handrail with a slap, with anger in his eyes.The generals sitting down were startled by Yu Zhong, and they all shut up and straightened their chests. Someone persuaded him, "General, although the recruits this year are not as good as last year, you don't have to get angry, just give them more training. "
"Yes, the general calm down."
Yu Zhong blew his beard and stared at Su Su and Bai Zhou in the queue.These two young people have a long-term relationship with each other and got into the army?That daughter of the Chang family is also so courageous that she even went to the army to fish in troubled waters!Hehe... "You really have the demeanor of her mother." Yu Zhong couldn't hold back in his heart, and said these words without beginning or end.
Deputy General Jing couldn't hear it anymore, the general not only became angry, but also burst into foul language.He even scolded the words "his mother", it seems that the general is really angry.
Finally, it was Susu's turn to take the assessment, and the five of them lined up in a row.Susu stood on the far side, her position was very close to the high platform where the generals sat.She didn't notice that anyone was looking at her at all, she just buried her head and fiddled with the bow and arrow in her hand.She was afraid that Bai Zhou would be nervous, so she said: "Bai Zhou, Bai Zhou, you will treat the arrow rake as a rabbit later, a fat big rabbit!" Delicious meat.
Qin Duwei waved the command flag in his hand, and they put the feather arrows on the bowstring in unison.Waiting for the commander to order the flag to fall, he stretched the bowstring to the full moon and shot it out with a "swoosh".Of the five, Susu and Baizhou were the most accurate at archery.Both Su Su and Bai Zhou hit the center of the target, and they are the best so far.A general on the stage comforted Yu Zhong: "Look, General! No, just after I finished speaking, two archers came out who are good at archery! The other three are also very good."
"That's right, General, these five people are good and worth cultivating!"
Yu Zhong looked at Susu, his face darkened even more, and he repeated in a muttering voice: "She really has the demeanor of her mother."
Everyone didn't understand, why does the general call him "fucking mother" all the time?The general is in an abnormal mood today!
After the archery session, it's crossbow shooting.They practiced the crossbow for three full days, and there were no major problems during the assessment. In the end, all five of them passed the assessment with excellent results.After the assessment, Yu Zhong stood up and pointed at Susu and Baizhou, "You two, follow me to the tent."
Su Su looked at Bai Zhou's father and suddenly remembered something.She touched her face, looked at Bai Zhou timidly, and cast a flustered look at Bai Zhou.Yu Baizhou wasn't sure if his father recognized Susu. He was busy with the assessment this morning, so he forgot about Susu.Under the envious eyes of the recruits, the two followed Yu Zhong to the general's tent.The big tent was guarded by general soldiers. As soon as they entered, soldiers behind them pulled down the curtain covering the tent.
Yu Zhong turned around and looked at the two of them, his stern eyes fell on Susu, and his tone was extremely heavy, "Chang Susu, you are really courageous. Did you follow your mother or did you follow?" your dad?"
As soon as he said this, Yu Baizhou knelt down with a plop.
Seeing his son kneeling down for the woman without any future, Yu Zhong said angrily, "You bastard, a seven-foot man kneels down to the emperor, kneels down to his parents, what are you doing now?"
Su Su was confused when she heard these words, she pointed her fingers, looked at Yu Zhong and said weakly: "Bo Zhou is kneeling, father among his parents..."
Yu Zhong was choked by Su Su's words, and was silent for a while, not knowing what to say.With a dry cough, he simply changed the subject, looked at Susu and asked, "Girl, you were the one who knocked down Vice-General Jing at the Triumph Banquet that day, right?"
Su Su hurriedly waved her hand: "No, no, it's not me." She stretched out her arm and squeezed it: "Uncle Yu, look at me, I am a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken, how could I beat Lieutenant Jing? !"
Yu Baizhou broke out in a cold sweat, and Susu lied without blushing or panting. After all, he still learned a bit of the old prime minister's slickness.
hehe.Yu Zhong grabbed her slender arm and squeezed it: "A very strong little arm can catch iron claws and save the old man. It's really not a weak woman."
Susu's face turned red from holding back, and she knelt down with a "plop" like Bai Zhou.She hugged Yu Zhong's thigh and cried, "Uncle Yu! I'm really a weak woman. I didn't catch the Iron Claw Man, but Bai Zhou. You have to trust me. That...you weren't saved by me either." Yes, it was Bai Zhou who saved me! It has nothing to do with me to beat Vice General Jing, you believe me, I am really a weak woman..."
She hugged Yu Zhong's thigh and cried, it was clear that Su Su had done something wrong, but Yu Zhong felt that he had done something wrong.He grabbed Su Su's shoulder with one hand and Bai Zhou's shoulder with the other, and lifted them up very lightly. "I'm old, but not blind!"
Susu blinked her watery eyes and looked at him: "Uncle Yu, you...are you not angry?"
Yu Zhong glanced at his son, blew his beard and stared and said, "Angry! Why am I not angry?" He sat on the chair with his hands on his chest, and said helplessly, "You two young people are too ignorant! You two are so ignorant in the palace! Changing identities is deceitful and will be executed! Susu, you dare to disguise yourself as a man and join the army! So do you, Bai Zhou, how can you let Susu sleep in a military tent with a group of men?"
Yu Zhong rubbed his chest, his heart was throbbing with anger.Seeing this, Su Su hurried forward to rub his chest, explaining while rubbing, "Uncle, don't worry! Bai Zhou hung a curtain on my bed, so no one can see me sleeping."
Yu Zhong glanced at Bai Zhou: "I will ask Vice General Jing to send Su Su back to the Prime Minister's Mansion tomorrow."
Su Su, who was rubbing Yu Zhong's chest, heard this, and was so anxious that she hit Yu Zhong's chest with a hammer: "No! I don't want to leave, I want to be a female general!" Yu Zhong rubbed his chest with an "ouch", Looking at Susu with blood stagnation: "This hurts me! You stinky girl, you still want to be a female general, do you want to be a female emperor?" He was almost knocked out by Susu's fist. internal injury.Fortunately, he has a strong body, and Su Su is also "light".
Su Su put her hips on her hips and raised her chin: "No! I don't want to be a female emperor, it's fine for the emperor to let Bai Zhou be the emperor!"
He looked at Su Su so angry that he couldn't say anything: "If you were my daughter, I would beat you to death!"
Su Su looked at Yu Zhong seriously, then stretched out two delicate arms, and knelt down again with a "plop": "Father! Then you beat me to death!"
Yu Zhong was taken aback by Susu's actions, patted his chest and called "Mother", and hurriedly stood up: "Girl, don't yell! If your father knows, why don't you kill me with a knife? I I used to like your mother, and I asked your mother to marry you, but your mother will not marry unless your father. I have an innocence with your mother. I have never even touched her little hand. How can you be my daughter? What? Susu, don't be like this, what can't you say properly? Get up, get up."
Susu knelt down and hugged Yu Zhong's thigh and called her father, Yu Baizhou couldn't help but smile bitterly.Looking at his father's performance, he finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Yu Zhong glared at Yu Baizhou: "Stinky boy, what are you laughing at!" Bai Zhou quickly shut up, stood by his side with his chest erect, just watching without speaking.
Susu looked at Yu Zhong with a pair of clear eyes, and she was surprised: "Uncle! What those storytellers said is true? Do you really like my mother?"
Yu Zhong looked at Susu, clenching his fists and really wanted to beat her up, "You stinky girl, you really want to piss me off! Your mother and I are innocent."
She suddenly understood, smiled brightly, and explained: "Uncle, I called you dad just now because I will marry Bai Zhou sooner or later, and I will call you dad sooner or later. If you want to beat me, as a prospective daughter-in-law, I naturally can't." You are so aggrieved! If you want to fight, you can fight, anyway, I have a thick skin."
Yu Zhong wanted to vomit blood, did this girl make him angry on purpose?He originally wanted to reprimand the two of them, but unexpectedly, Susu was so angry that his chest was bleeding.He calmed himself down, turned to look at his son: "Bai Zhou, tell me, what do you think."
"Susu is very skilled in martial arts. Even Lieutenant Jing, who has been on the battlefield for many years, is no match for her. You have also seen Susu's strength with your own eyes. She not only captured Iron Claw Man alive, but also saved you from Captain Liu. Da Qi did not The policy not to allow women to join the army is better... let Su Su women disguise themselves as men, stay and serve father." Bai Zhou said.
Yu Zhong looked at his son, thought for a while, then nodded and said: "There are not many cronies left, either they were transferred by the little emperor, or they all died on the battlefield. I will stay here." He paused, and then asked Bai Zhou, "Tell me honestly, with your current ability, can you beat Lieutenant Jing?"
Yu Baizhou said honestly, "I can't."
"You... you brat, I'll kill you!" Yu Zhong pulled out the sword from his waist, picked up the scabbard, and was about to hit Bai Zhou.Su Su strode over and grabbed Yu Zhong's hand.She pursed her mouth and looked at Yu Zhong pitifully, "Uncle, I feel sorry for breaking Baizhou."
Yu Zhong's raised hand was caught by Su Su, and Su Su pinched his wrist so painfully.The little girl looked petite, but she was quite strong.Yu Zhong withdrew his hand and pinched his temples, "Stinky boy, you have to train hard at the Shenjian Camp! Don't try to be lazy! If you still achieve nothing after the expedition, I will break your legs!"
"The child must be good at training." Bai Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, cupping his hands and said.
Yu Zhong looked back at Susu, and said again: "It's really inconvenient for Susu to be in the military camp, and I can't arrange a separate military tent for her. In this way, I will arrange a small army of five for you." If there are fewer people, it will be more convenient for Susu. If there is any need for Susu in the future, try to tell Lieutenant General Jing."
"Uncle, can I ask Vice General Jing what he wants to eat?"
"I will let Deputy General Jing take care of you, but not too much, lest Li Yi and Wei Cheng will see the clue." Yu Zhong paused and said: "You two should try to be smart in the Shenjian Camp. some."
The two nodded and said "yes".Su Su looked at Yu Zhong longingly: "Uncle, are you going to cultivate me as a confidant? Don't worry, I will only be loyal to you and Bai Zhou in my life!"
Yu Zhong coughed very seriously: "Call me General from now on." This fluffy girl really looks like her mother.If there is a mother, there must be a daughter.Speaking of which, if the old man surnamed Chang knew that Su Su was so rare about their Yu family, he would be so angry that he vomited blood, right?The more Yu Zhong thought about it, the happier he was. He had fought with Chang Cheng for so many years, and today he finally felt proud.
The Prime Minister's Mansion in Zidan City.
Because Susu ran away from home, the prime minister Chang Qi gained a lot of weight. Every night when he fell asleep, he hugged his wife and sighed: "Ma'am, where do you think Susu will become a heroine? I heard that some heroine was born in Jianghu?" When his daughter just left, he was so angry that he almost turned Zidan City upside down.Then he sent people to Shaolin Temple, Wudang Mountain, and Mount Emei, but there was no trace of Susu.
Su Su Niang learned from the maid Fei Fei that Su Su said before leaving that she was going to follow Yu Baizhou, and she guessed that her daughter probably went to the military camp.She asked someone to go to the military camp privately, and found out about a young boy named Su Su, who was very similar to Su Su.After repeated confirmation, it was finally confirmed that the young man was Susu.
Su Su Niang used to have a dream of becoming a female general, but now that her daughter has gone to the military camp, she is naturally happy, so she lied for Su Su.She patted her husband's big belly, and comforted her: "Master, don't worry, Su Su has her senior sister accompanying her, so nothing will happen to her. The girl is tired of playing around, so she will come back by herself." Su Su Niang made nonsense , The so-called senior sister does not exist at all.There is Yu Zhong and Yu Baizhou in the barracks, but she is not worried about Susu.
Just as Chang Qi lay down, he rolled over and sat up again, thinking of his daughter wandering outside, he felt depressed and flustered.He really regrets it now, he shouldn't punish his daughter for kneeling!He waved his hand, "Forget it, ma'am, go and bring me the glutinous rice balls and chicken drumsticks that Susu loves most."
"Master, do you miss Susu again?"
Chang Qi hummed, now that his daughter is not around, he can only miss her with food.Su Su Niang ordered the servant girl to bring him a plate of light green glutinous rice balls and a fatty chicken leg.Seeing Shisiren, Chang Qi looked sadly at the chicken legs on the plate. The greasy chicken legs looked like a plain bun, and the round glutinous rice balls looked like a plain face.He picked up the glutinous rice dumpling in one hand and the chicken leg in the other, took a bite of the ball, and gnawed a bite of the chicken leg... He wailed in his heart: Susu, Susu, dad was wrong, so when will you come back?
If her husband lost weight day by day because of his daughter running away, Susu Niang might be soft-hearted and tell him Susu's whereabouts.But after Susu left, not only did he not lose weight, but he ate and drank well. From eating three meals before, he now ate five or six or seven meals... In order to fatten up her husband, Su Su Niang decided to be ruthless and hide the truth from him. with him.
Under the arrangement of Deputy General Jing, Su Su Baizhou was arranged to live in the smallest military tent of the Shenjian Camp, which could only accommodate five people.
What Susu didn't expect was that the three members of the Foot Soaking Squad were also in the small army's tent, and the five of them just made up one tent.Susu was very excited, she was still a bit reluctant to part with these three people, but she didn't expect that they were still together in the new army camp.
After entering the military tent, Bai Zhou was busy tidying up Susu's couch, and he covered Susu's couch with a cloth curtain as before, covering her inside alone.He was busy alone, and no one helped him.
Susu had a hot chat with the foot-soaking team, and all three were very curious about what Susu and Bai Zhou said after being called away by the general, did they want to promote them?The foot-soaking team surrounded Susu, all looking at her expectantly.
Naturally, Su Su couldn't tell the truth, she coughed, and started to make nonsense: "The general said that Bai Zhou and I are good at archery, and praised us a few words, and said that we are talented, so let's not be proud, we must maintain our integrity." A humble heart..."
Zhuang Niu couldn't get enough of it: "That's all I said? Did you take the opportunity to recommend the three of us? The test results of the three of us are also pretty good."
Su Su paused for a moment, then smiled, raised her chin and said, "Of course! I said you are all amazing!"
Li Dagou leaned over with his face in his hands, "Then what did you say about us? What did the general say?"
"I said that you are all very powerful, all of you are excellent archers."
"What did the general say?"
Su Su coughed, imitating Yu Zhong's frown and said: "There are so few good seedlings out of the recruits, we must cultivate them well in the future!"
Su Zhou said: "The general admires us so much, does it mean that we will be generals soon?"
Su Su laughed, patted her chest and said, "You follow Master Su! Master Su, you are guaranteed to be generals! Brother Big Niu is the General of the Left, Brother Big Dog is the General of the Right, and Ah Zhou is Former general! As for me, I am the latter general, and Bai Zhou is the great general of Zhenguo!"
The four looked forward to it beautifully, and Bai Zhou looked at them while folding the quilt.Susu can really fool people, just like a female bandit leader.
The five of them entered the Divine Arrow Battalion for the first time, and the training in the Divine Arrow Battalion was no easier than in the recruit camp.Since Lieutenant Liu Du was cut in half, the Shenjian Battalion has no leader, and General Li Yili is temporarily in charge.
Bai Zhou could tell from his father's tone that this Li Yi was not a good person, and he was thinking of finding fault with his father every day.
Several forces were secretly divided in the Shenjian Camp, and the ten people headed by Miao Qi came to trouble Bai Zhou and the others from time to time.The other groups of forces in the Shenjian Camp stayed put. They knew that Miao Qi was not easy to mess with, and they also knew that Bai Zhoususu was even more difficult to mess with.Simply watch the fire from the other side, watch two groups of people fight, and whoever wins, build a good relationship with whichever side to increase their power.In the boot camp, you can only eat one meal, but in the God Arrow Camp, you can eat two meals a day.During the noon break, Susu got a big bowl of fragrant rice and an extra big chicken neck.Holding the white rice and the big chicken neck, Su Su was so moved that she almost cried.
There is no table available for the soldiers to eat, and they all sit on the ground and eat with bowls.Susu purposely pulled the chicken neck to the side of the bowl, first ate the fragrant white rice, and then ate the chicken neck.
She had just picked up the chicken neck and before she could finish her mouth, her elbow was slammed by someone behind her, and her chicken neck flew out with a "swoosh" and rolled in the yellow sand...
Chicken neck... her chicken neck!
Susu looked at the bleak chicken neck, then turned her head and glared at the person behind her.
"You did it on purpose!" Seeing that it was Miao Qi, Su Su was furious.
Miao Qi chuckled: "I did it on purpose, what's the matter? The neck of the chicken doesn't look dirty, pick it up and eat it!"
Su Su raised her fist, wanting to hit him.
Miao Qi looked smug, "Want to hit me? Come on, hit me in the face. I kindly remind you that if you bully people in the Divine Arrow Camp, you will be kicked out of the Divine Arrow Camp."
There was no anger on Susu's face, but a face full of grievances. Seeing Miao Qi's face looking for a hit, she clenched her fists and rushed towards him.Miao Qi, who was half disabled by Su Su last time, hadn't fully recovered yet, seeing Su Su rushing towards her, she subconsciously hugged her head.Susu took advantage of his holding his head and snatched the neck of the chicken from his hand.When Miao Qi reacted, Su Su had already gnawed half of his chicken's neck.
Susu snorted, beating people is not allowed in the Shenjian camp, but there is no rule against grabbing chicken necks.Her mother taught her since childhood that she must never make steamed stuffed buns.If someone bullies, bully back.If someone treats you as a little overlord, then you should be a big overlord, preferably with akimbo, majestic and majestic enough to scare people to death.
When Bai Zhou came back from playing with the foot-soaking team, he saw Susu grabbing chicken necks from someone else's bowl.When they saw the person being robbed, they tried their best not to laugh.This Miao Qi is really not a smart person, when she meets such an unreasonable person as Su Su, she doesn't know how to restrain herself, but she even took the initiative to provoke Su Su.
Seeing Bai Zhou coming, Su Su threw away the bone of the chicken neck, and grabbed Bai Zhou's sleeves with a pair of greasy hands.
Li Dagou looked at Miao Qi's deflated but unable to lose his temper, it was so funny, he immediately felt happy!
"Those who lose their necks are also ashamed." Susu followed Bai Zhou's example, pointing at the chicken's neck solemnly, ignoring Miao Qi's black face, "The chicken's neck is equivalent to our territory, and I can't even protect my own chicken neck." , what else is capable of defending the country?"
Susu's words were obviously full of provocation, but her tone was as soft as glutinous rice balls, and her delicate tone made people feel even more funny.After a burst of laughter, Miao Qi threw the bowl in her hand on the ground viciously, "Why are you laughing?"
Miao Qi's military rank in the Shenjian Battalion is not low, and she has some dignity.When he drank, many people muffled.Miao Qi walked past Susu Baizhou and snorted: "Don't fall into my hands."
Bai Zhou smiled warmly at him, "Uncle Miao is worrying too much, our group of recruits is not under your control." Yu Baizhou's tone was calm, and Miao Qi was so angry that his veins burst out.As a Du Bo, Miao Qi is in charge of a hundred heads, but Bai Zhou and his recruits are not under his control.There are 1000 people in the Shenjian Camp, and there are ten Dubos.In order to facilitate management, the ten capitals each perform their own duties, each manages its own people, and does not interfere with each other.Even though Yu Baizhou and his duo, Bo Luchong, were restrained and obsessed with archery, he was very relaxed about the soldiers under his command. As long as he didn't cause trouble for him, he wouldn't take care of some trivial matters between soldiers.
After the end of time, the sun is shining brightly.The expedition is imminent, and all the battalions have entered into high-intensity training, and the Shenjian Battalion is no exception.Each of them carried sixty catties of stone locks and stood in the sun.Under the scorching sun, Susu held up the stone lock and looked around, extremely bored.She talked to Bai Zhou, but Bai Zhou didn't say a word to her.
Bai Zhou was too exhausted to speak, but Susu thought it was annoying that Bai Zhou disliked her.
At the end of the day's training, she returned to the military tent with a bowl of delicious rice.
When Zhuang Niu came back and saw Su Su, he gave her a thumbs up, "Master Su, you are amazing today. General Li praised you in front of 1000 people."
Today, Bai Zhou ignored her on the training ground, and she felt sad.She asked him: "Brother Big Niu, do you usually find your wife annoying?"
Zhuang Niu took a bite and said, "What's the matter? I haven't seen her for several years now, and I dream of her every day! I dreamed of 'tsk tsk' with her last night!" When he said "tsk tsk", Zhuang Niu Niu winked at Susu maliciously. "What's this called? It's called longing from a distance. But when I was at home, I hated her. I hated her for being talkative, hehe."
Su Su let out a cry, so it turned out that Bai Zhou thought she was annoying because she was pestering him every day?"What does 'tsk tsk' mean?" she asked.
Zhuang Niu looked at Susu, smiled and said nothing.
Susu, in order to "remember the distance" with Bai Zhou, didn't talk much to Bai Zhou in the next few days, and deliberately kept a distance from him.When Bai Zhou talked to her, she only responded with words such as "um", "ah" and "oh".
On the fifth night, when Susu was squatting outside the tent to wash clothes, Yu Baizhou finally couldn't bear it and came over to her and asked her, "Susu, are you feeling unwell these days? Or did I do something to make you unhappy? thing?"
Susu folded her arms with a cold expression on her face.Finally asked, Bai Zhou was finally willing to ask him why.She poked his chest and said, "Bai Zhou, be honest, do you see me every day and hate me? Do you think I'm annoying?"
Bai Zhou was taken aback for a moment, and then realized, "Susu, what are you talking about? How could I dislike you? I wish I could see you every day!"
"Then why did you ignore me during training!" Susu looked angrily.
Yu Baizhou looked at the unreasonable Susu, and thought for a while before asking her: "Susu, is your menstruation coming soon?"
Susu twisted the clothes in the tub, threw a handful of water on Yu Baizhou's face, and hummed: "Bozhou, don't change the subject! Answer my question directly!"
Yu Baizhou snatched the dirty clothes from her hand, "Okay, you go to rest, I will wash the clothes for you."
Su Su persisted and jumped up, "Bai Zhou, you really hate me, don't you?"
Yu Baizhou was about to cry, so he rubbed her clothes, and looked at her helplessly: "Susu, do you think I will rub clothes for people I hate?"
Susu touched her chin and thought for a while, "It seems... no, then do you think I'm annoying? Do you hate me for pestering you every day?"
Yu Baizhou shook his head, and asked her helplessly, "Isn't it because I pester you every day?"
When Yu Baizhou asked such a rhetorical question, Su Su's heart sank a little, her heart was filled with warmth, and her mood immediately improved a lot.
Yu Baizhou got up, and took off the straw that stuck to her hair, "I'll fetch water to wash your hair."
Su Su nodded happily.
Bai Zhou went to get a basin of hot water, and when he came back, he put a dry handkerchief on his shoulders.He put the wooden basin on the stone, asked Susu to squat down, rolled up his sleeves, and took off the gray headband that wrapped Susu's hair.Without the restraint of the gray headband, Susu's black hair suddenly poured down like a black waterfall.
Bai Zhou gently smoothed her hair with his fingers, soaked the ends of her hair in water, and carefully wetted her scalp.Afraid that Susu would feel uncomfortable, he squeezed a few acupuncture points on Susu's scalp and asked her, "Is the water temperature right? Are your hands heavy?"
Susu shook her head, shaking the water all over Bai Zhou.
Susu giggled, "Baizhou, I feel like I'm your little wife." She squatted on the ground and let Yu Baizhou wash her hair.
Yu Baizhou was thrown all over by her, and thought to himself: It's not a feeling, it's what it is.
Susu laying her head down was so bored, she kept poking Yu Baizhou's instep with her fingers, and muttered: "Bai Zhou, Bai Zhou, can you only wash my hair for me from now on? Don't wash it for other girls. Otherwise I will be angry."
Yu Baizhou smiled, "Okay." His laughter was clear and bright, like a clear spring.
Susu also smiled: "Bai Zhou, your laughing voice is really nice."
"By the way, Susu, has General Li treated you preferentially these days?" Yu Baizhou rubbed the saponins on her hair very lightly.
Susu nodded: "Yes, General Li said that I am a good seedling and wants to cultivate me."
Yu Baizhou: "Whatever he said to you in the future, you have to tell me verbatim, you know?"
Su Su snorted: "Then will you give me chicken legs? Bai Zhou, you only gave me three chicken legs this month, and I can only give you three fat babies in the future."
After hearing her words, Yu Baizhou almost choked on his own saliva.
Three chicken legs, three babies, what kind of nonsense is this?
Yu Baizhou was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to understand.It turns out that Susu has always been thinking about chicken legs because of this.She remembered exactly how many chicken legs he brought her.He couldn't laugh or cry, he suspected that Susu's little head was filled with food.
Bai Zhou wiped her hair gently with a handkerchief.After helping Susu dry the water on her hair, he let Susu sit on a big rock and comb her hair with a wooden comb.
Susu's waist-length hair was soft and smooth. Yu Baizhou combed it to the end, and his fingers fiddled with her hair one after another, making her feel itchy.She likes Yu Baizhou combing her hair: "Bo Zhou, can you put a woman's hair in a bun?"
"No." Yu Baizhou replied very simply, he paused for a while and then said: "In the future, you can learn slowly, and when you come back from the war, I will marry you and give you a haircut every day."
Su Su nodded, yawned and hummed lazily.When Susu's hair was dry, Yu Baizhou helped her wrap her hair with a gray kerchief, and took her back to the military tent.
When sleeping at night, Susu listened to the snoring in the military tent, which made her sleepless.She opened the curtain and got out, grabbed Bai Zhou's arm to shake him awake, and then kept pushing her into his arms.
Bai Zhou felt the little head in his arms, reached out and rubbed it, and asked her in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Su Su whispered in his arms: "I miss you."
Bai Zhou: "Aren't I always there?"
"Well, I know." Susu's voice was very small, and she said softly against his ear: "Bai Zhou, let's not quarrel in the future, okay? Don't think I'm annoying, okay?"
Yu Baizhou coughed, and said in a pampering and sweet tone, "I didn't quarrel with you, it was me who was pestering you, not you pestering me, just don't dislike me."
Su Su nodded in his arms, "Bai Zhou, I will never dislike you for being annoying, but will you stop pestering me one day? Go pestering other girls? My father said that men I like gentle and lovely girls, but I don’t like girls who dance with swords. My father also said that girls who dance with swords will not be able to marry in the future.”
"Your father lied to you." Yu Baizhou said seriously, "If your father was telling the truth, how could he marry your mother? Why did my father and your father like your mother when they were young?"
"Yes, why?" Susu looked up at him, feeling that what he said made sense.
Bai Zhou said: "That's because your mother is different, and you, like your mother, are also different."
Su Su snorted and muttered, "My father is a liar..."
"Yes, your father is a liar."
"Oh! You two can't sleep anymore! Nagging, are you annoying!" Zhuang Niu jumped into a rage, closed his eyes and sat up, muttered something, and fell down on the bed with a "plop", without a sound .
Yu Baizhou patted Susu's back, "It's getting late, go to sleep."
"Caizhou."
"Ok?"
"I will be 15 years old tomorrow." Susu paused, "No, Zi Shi has passed now, and I am already fifteen."
Bai Zhou nodded, "I know, today is your birthday."
"Just remember." Susu yawned, rubbing her little head in his arms, and said, "I want to eat glutinous rice dumplings and big chicken drumsticks from Zuixianlou, will you give me some?"
"Sleep, I will take you to eat meat tomorrow night."
"Really?" Su Su couldn't believe it, "But the general won't let us leave the camp, how can we go to Zuixianlou? And... what if my father catches us when we go back to the city? Forget it, Bai Zhou, I don’t want to eat.”
What a tangled tasty cat.
Yu Baizhou put his arms around Susu, took a deep breath, closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
Early the next morning, when Bai Zhou woke up, he saw the three of Zhuang Niu standing in a row in front of the couch, watching them.
The three looked at the two hugging together, their eyes almost popping out.Isn't Bai Zhou's posture of hugging Susu the same as that of hugging his little daughter-in-law?
Shouldn't Susu sleep in a tent?Why did he run out and sleep with Yu Baizhou?
The three of them watched for a long while and came to a conclusion: Susu Baizhou is really Duanxiu.
Yu Baizhou quickly turned over and sat up.Susu hadn't woken up yet, she turned over and smacked her lips, drooling while hugging the pillow, muttering something.
He stretched out his hand to pat Susu awake, and Susu sat up from the couch. She yawned and looked at the foot soaking team, "What are you doing looking at me? Does my sleeping posture look good? Is my sleeping posture beautiful? Can you just look at it?"
The three looked up at the top of the tent, pretending not to hear her.
Zhuang Niu: "Today's tent is really blue."
Li Dagou: "Yes, really blue."
Su Zhou: "The tent is obviously...white."
Zhuang Niu and Li Dagou glared at Su Zhou, who immediately changed his words: "Blue, blue, the tent is blue today."
Susu felt that the three of them were either not awake, or they were mentally ill.
Today's training at the Divine Arrow Camp was not so boring, everyone divided into several teams and started practicing arrows.Susu naturally stays with Bai Zhou and the foot bath team.
Among them, Susu Baizhou has the best archery skills. Under the guidance of the two of them, the foot-soaking team's archery skills have improved significantly.
That night, Yu Baizhou took a bow and arrow, took a dagger and quietly left the camp with Susu.After running out of the camp, Susu patted her beating heart and excitedly tugged at Yu Baizhou, "Baizhou, is this behavior considered a deserter? Will your father beat you to death if he finds out?"
Yu Baizhou dragged her to the woods, "He won't know, we'll go back before midnight."
Su Su hummed, followed Bai Zhou to the woods.
Bai Zhou didn't take her back to the city, but took her deep into the woods, and didn't stop until he reached the river.Yu Baizhou picked up a pile of dry firewood, lit it, walked to the stone by the river in a familiar way, and stretched out his hand to drag the cloth bag hanging behind the stone out of the water.In the cloth bag were the wild rabbits and pheasants he had hunted yesterday afternoon. He always remembered Susu's birthday. As early as half a month ago, he had inquired about the weakest area of the barracks with Deputy General Jing in order to take Susu out of the camp.
Zidan City and the others couldn't go back. After nightfall, Zidan City's entry and exit were strictly checked. It was not worthwhile to go back just to eat glutinous rice dumplings.He lit a fire and roasted a pheasant and hare for Susu.Su Su squatted in front of the fire, looked at the crackling rabbits in the fire, smelled a little burst of meat, with a face full of intoxication.
Bai Zhou roasted such a big fat rabbit for her!All hers!
Bai Zhou grabbed a handful of cumin, pepper, and salt, sprinkled it on the rabbit meat, turned it over, and Su Su's stomach growled with greed for the oily and fragrant meat.
Yu Baizhou tore off the roasted leg meat. Afraid of burning Susu's hands, he specially wrapped the paws with a cloth, and handed them to her: "Eat carefully, it's hot."
After Susu nodded and hummed, she completely put aside Bai Zhou's instructions, groaned down, and bit her leg.Susu groaned, her lips turned red, and she pursed her lips in pain and groaned.
Yu Baizhou felt that he had no brains. He clearly knew that Susu would not listen to anything when he saw meat. How could he just hand her the hot rabbit leg meat?He should cool it down, and then give it to her, so that Su Su can feast on it.He took out a towel and wet it in the river, sat down and wiped Susu's mouth.
Susu's mouth was scalded with several blisters, his movements were light and gentle, for fear of hurting her.Every time Yu Baizhou wiped her, he complained in his heart that it was because of his own stupidity that Su Su became like this.
Su Su looked at Bai Zhou's long eyelashes, the moonlight fell on his head, casting a faint white light on him, and he was as handsome as a banished fairy at this moment.
"Bai Zhou, let's 'tsk tsk', okay?" Susu opened her mouth with difficulty, her mouth was burning with pain.
Yu Baizhou pressed her lips with a wet towel bit by bit, wondering, "'Tsk tsk'?"
Susu blinked her eyes innocently, nodded: "Well, it's 'tsk tsk'."
"...What?" Yu Baizhou didn't understand what he was talking about.
Su Su said "Oops", put her hands on his shoulders, leaned over to him, and pressed her red and swollen mouth against Yu Baizhou's cold cheek.Because of the pain in the mouth, Su Su quickly left his cheek. "This is 'tsk tut'."
"Susu, who did you learn from?"
"Brother Big Niu, he said that he often dreamed of 'tsk tsk' with Mrs. Niu, and then I asked him what 'tsk tsk' is. He didn't tell me at first, but he told me during lunch today. So this is 'Tut tut'."
Yu Baizhou's heart was churning like a wave, and he really couldn't let Susu stay alone with a man.His susu was spoiled by them.
"Bai Zhou, my mouth hurts."
"Then I'll wipe you off with cold water."
"Stop wiping, Bai Zhou, my mouth hurts, I can't 'tsk tsk' you, you 'tsk tsk' me."
What the hell, so who the hell invented the word "tsk tsk"?
Not wanting to spoil Susu's interest, Yu Baizhou coughed and kissed Susu's left cheek. The moment he kissed Susu, his entire face turned red.
Susu thought it was so sweet, even sweeter than the bean paste she ate in glutinous rice dumplings.
The two were immersed in their little warmth when they were interrupted by a burst of "hahahaha" laughter.
In an instant, Bai Zhou withdrew his gentle gaze, and subconsciously pulled out the dagger from his waist, protecting Susu behind him.
(End of this chapter)
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