The heavens and the world are invincible since Douluo
Chapter 2 Sausage Uncle Oscar
Chapter 2 Sausage Uncle Oscar
"Your Excellency is kind"
Li Yusong now admires Lin Chen from the bottom of his heart.young and promising.I just don’t know if there is a garage. If there is, I will introduce my granddaughter to him. If not, then I will suffer a bit and introduce him.
Hey hey, I'm such a clever little ghost.No matter what, I don't lose money.
"Ahem, teacher, I can pass."
Lin Chen saw that Li Yusong was thinking of happy things, dancing there.Can't help but open the mouth to remind.
"Ahem, um, you can pass"
Li Yusong realized that he had lost his composure, so he quickly adjusted his status.
And Lin Chen also walked towards Ning Rongrong and the others.
"Hello, my name is Lin Chen, your future teacher, you can also call me Brother Chen, I don't have so many rules here"
Dai Mubai's face darkened in an instant, calling someone younger than him was really a shame.But it seems that the other party is a Titled Douluo.Forget it, just reluctantly call him brother.
"Wow, Brother Chen, how did you cultivate? Why did you become a Douluo at the age of 12? You can teach me."
Ning Rongrong has a more outgoing personality, so he came over and put his arm around Lin Chen's shoulder and said.
And Lin Chen blushed a little when he smelled a scent of body.
"Haha, Brother Chen is blushing."
Seeing Lin Chen blushing, Ning Rongrong laughed out loud.
"Tch, it's so funny. Actually, it's nothing. I have three points of talent and seven points of hard work. I practiced day and night all day long and made me who I am now."
Lin Chen fooled Tang San and the others in a serious manner.
And Tang San also felt that Lin Chen was right, so he nodded.
"Brother Chen, is your soul ring obtained by hunting a 10-year-old soul beast?"
Xiao Wu said cautiously at the side.
"It's okay, I just inherited a god's body, this is a god-given spirit ring, otherwise there would be no million-year-old spirit beasts in this world"
"God arrives"
Xiao Wu said in surprise.As a 10-year soul beast, Xiao Wu of course knows what God's Arrival means, but the person in front of him is the inheritor of God's Arrival, so can't he be surprised.
The big brother in front of me seems to be a demigod, he shouldn't be short of my 10-year soul ring, yes, definitely not bad.In Xiao Wu's mind, Lin Chen didn't kill her and then matched her with Tang San and lived a happy life.
And Zhu Zhuqing, Dai Mubai and Ning Rongrong on the side were also very surprised, their backgrounds could know some things that ordinary people don't know, that's why they were surprised.
But Tang San was at a loss.What happened to these people.
At this moment, a soft voice sounded. "Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by. Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet. The price is cheap and the quantity is plentiful. It only costs five copper coins a piece.
Eating Oscar sausages will make it easier for you to pass the entrance exam. "Tang San and Xiao Wu looked sideways, and saw not far away, a man was pushing a cart and selling it there. The smell of meat came from the cart, and some students who had already lined up went over to buy it.
The man standing behind the cart was dressed in a simple gray dress, with neat short hair and a full beard, but he had a pair of big peach blossom eyes, and his eyes turned to the girls in the candidate team.
Xiao Wu naturally couldn't escape his gaze.It was hard to believe that that kind of soft female voice would come from a man with such a rough appearance.
Tang San said to Xiao Wu: "There are still a few people in front, you don't eat much for breakfast, do you want some sausage?" Xiao Wu tilted her head and said: "It smells good. Then try it."
"Brother Chen, I want to eat too, why don't you buy it for me?"
Seeing Xiao Wu and Tang San, Ning Rongrong was a little envious and begged Lin Chen.
"Okay, little pig, just this once"
"Hmph, I'm not a pig, you go quickly"
When he got closer, he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Specialty.
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically, "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, no one can deceive you.
The taste is the most guaranteed. Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me two." "The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?" Tang San was also stunned, "I call you uncle, is there a problem?" "
The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"
"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought in his heart, your hair can't be explained just by being thicker. "Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.
Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said: "Of course, I am a student of the academy. Anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old." Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy with a beard that can grow to This level can definitely be regarded as a wonderful flower.
Oscar picked up two bamboo sticks from his trolley, and passed two sausages ten centimeters long to Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the trolley before, exuding a strong aroma. .
Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."
Lin Chen also took out a silver coin from the seven-star chain of the soul tool and gave it to him.
Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just come to my sausage monopoly more often in the future." Tang San said straightforwardly: "No problem."
"Tang San, what are you doing?"
Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"
"Die." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily.
"You are really embarrassing to the academy. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit? Tang San, this sausage can't be eaten." Tang San asked suspiciously: "Why? ?” The expression on Dai Mubai’s face became a little weird, “Xiao Ao, get a new sausage.” Oscar’s expression suddenly became awkward, “Boss Dai, don’t need it.
How can I say that we have been classmates for a few years, and you will make the new elementary school students resent me. "
Dai Mubai snorted coldly, and said: "I'm just reminding Tang San, Tang San and Lin Chen are my brothers, they can't be fooled by you.
Dai Mubai said this sentence has two meanings, the first meaning is to tell Lin Chen that the sausage can't be eaten, and the second meaning is, I, Dai Mubai, is your brother, please take care of me in the future.
Come on, don't make me do it. "Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and yelled in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage. "
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly the same as Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.
"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words 'I have a big sausage', Tang San froze a bit.
This sentence is too ambiguous.Let's not talk about the quality of this sausage, whether it is edible.
He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone.In particular, this sausage was bought for Xiao Wu.
Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar quickly explained: "I can't do anything about it. When using a food-type martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with a different soul curse. Words are mantras, not what I want to shout.
Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the quality of my sausages. "Tang San quickly put the sausage back on the charcoal stove,
"Let's keep your sausage for yourself. Brother Dai, thank you for reminding me." The monster, indeed, is a monster.Tang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, luckily he didn't eat the sausage, otherwise his face would be embarrassing.
"Your name is Oscar, right? I don't mind your sausage, but if you dare to use obscene meanings when you say spells, be careful of your life."
Lin Chen didn't mind either, and just threatened with words.
The two returned to the queue, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands, "Where's my sausage?"
Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other, couldn't help it anymore, the two immediately burst into laughter.The ice-cold girl stood behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice, "Boring."
Xiao Wu was baffled by their laughter, "What's going on? Could it be that the sausage is not delicious?" Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what happened before. Said it again.
After hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's pretty face suddenly turned red, "You boys are really dead. How could you have such a strange spirit."
Dai Mubai smiled and said: "We are the Monster Academy here, and martial spirits are naturally full of strange things. However, Oscar is also considered a strange flower in the academy. His martial spirit has no offensive power, but among the food-type martial spirits , but it is of the highest quality. After all, what he provides is meat. It’s just that when this guy made the martial soul, those few spells were really disgusting. People who know him will definitely not eat the sausages he made. I don’t know if it’s because of the food Wuhun, his hair is much more lush than ordinary people, and his beard will become like this if he doesn’t shave for a day. Therefore, he also has the nickname of Uncle Sausage in the academy. But he himself calls himself Sausage Specialty."
This time, even Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Big Sausage, what a fun spirit."
"Brother Chen, you give me such sausages, don't you have good intentions?"
Ning Rongrong also heard what Dai Mubai and the others said, so she felt extremely uneasy.
"It's just a spell, and I've already threatened him not to have evil thoughts when he recites the spell, otherwise I can't guarantee that he will have descendants"
Lin Chen took a bite of the sausage as he spoke.
Really fragrant!
"Forget it to save face for you, I will eat it reluctantly"
Ning Rongrong endured the feeling of vomiting and ate the sausage.
(End of this chapter)
"Your Excellency is kind"
Li Yusong now admires Lin Chen from the bottom of his heart.young and promising.I just don’t know if there is a garage. If there is, I will introduce my granddaughter to him. If not, then I will suffer a bit and introduce him.
Hey hey, I'm such a clever little ghost.No matter what, I don't lose money.
"Ahem, teacher, I can pass."
Lin Chen saw that Li Yusong was thinking of happy things, dancing there.Can't help but open the mouth to remind.
"Ahem, um, you can pass"
Li Yusong realized that he had lost his composure, so he quickly adjusted his status.
And Lin Chen also walked towards Ning Rongrong and the others.
"Hello, my name is Lin Chen, your future teacher, you can also call me Brother Chen, I don't have so many rules here"
Dai Mubai's face darkened in an instant, calling someone younger than him was really a shame.But it seems that the other party is a Titled Douluo.Forget it, just reluctantly call him brother.
"Wow, Brother Chen, how did you cultivate? Why did you become a Douluo at the age of 12? You can teach me."
Ning Rongrong has a more outgoing personality, so he came over and put his arm around Lin Chen's shoulder and said.
And Lin Chen blushed a little when he smelled a scent of body.
"Haha, Brother Chen is blushing."
Seeing Lin Chen blushing, Ning Rongrong laughed out loud.
"Tch, it's so funny. Actually, it's nothing. I have three points of talent and seven points of hard work. I practiced day and night all day long and made me who I am now."
Lin Chen fooled Tang San and the others in a serious manner.
And Tang San also felt that Lin Chen was right, so he nodded.
"Brother Chen, is your soul ring obtained by hunting a 10-year-old soul beast?"
Xiao Wu said cautiously at the side.
"It's okay, I just inherited a god's body, this is a god-given spirit ring, otherwise there would be no million-year-old spirit beasts in this world"
"God arrives"
Xiao Wu said in surprise.As a 10-year soul beast, Xiao Wu of course knows what God's Arrival means, but the person in front of him is the inheritor of God's Arrival, so can't he be surprised.
The big brother in front of me seems to be a demigod, he shouldn't be short of my 10-year soul ring, yes, definitely not bad.In Xiao Wu's mind, Lin Chen didn't kill her and then matched her with Tang San and lived a happy life.
And Zhu Zhuqing, Dai Mubai and Ning Rongrong on the side were also very surprised, their backgrounds could know some things that ordinary people don't know, that's why they were surprised.
But Tang San was at a loss.What happened to these people.
At this moment, a soft voice sounded. "Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by. Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet. The price is cheap and the quantity is plentiful. It only costs five copper coins a piece.
Eating Oscar sausages will make it easier for you to pass the entrance exam. "Tang San and Xiao Wu looked sideways, and saw not far away, a man was pushing a cart and selling it there. The smell of meat came from the cart, and some students who had already lined up went over to buy it.
The man standing behind the cart was dressed in a simple gray dress, with neat short hair and a full beard, but he had a pair of big peach blossom eyes, and his eyes turned to the girls in the candidate team.
Xiao Wu naturally couldn't escape his gaze.It was hard to believe that that kind of soft female voice would come from a man with such a rough appearance.
Tang San said to Xiao Wu: "There are still a few people in front, you don't eat much for breakfast, do you want some sausage?" Xiao Wu tilted her head and said: "It smells good. Then try it."
"Brother Chen, I want to eat too, why don't you buy it for me?"
Seeing Xiao Wu and Tang San, Ning Rongrong was a little envious and begged Lin Chen.
"Okay, little pig, just this once"
"Hmph, I'm not a pig, you go quickly"
When he got closer, he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Specialty.
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically, "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, no one can deceive you.
The taste is the most guaranteed. Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me two." "The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?" Tang San was also stunned, "I call you uncle, is there a problem?" "
The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"
"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought in his heart, your hair can't be explained just by being thicker. "Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.
Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said: "Of course, I am a student of the academy. Anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old." Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy with a beard that can grow to This level can definitely be regarded as a wonderful flower.
Oscar picked up two bamboo sticks from his trolley, and passed two sausages ten centimeters long to Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the trolley before, exuding a strong aroma. .
Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."
Lin Chen also took out a silver coin from the seven-star chain of the soul tool and gave it to him.
Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just come to my sausage monopoly more often in the future." Tang San said straightforwardly: "No problem."
"Tang San, what are you doing?"
Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"
"Die." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily.
"You are really embarrassing to the academy. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit? Tang San, this sausage can't be eaten." Tang San asked suspiciously: "Why? ?” The expression on Dai Mubai’s face became a little weird, “Xiao Ao, get a new sausage.” Oscar’s expression suddenly became awkward, “Boss Dai, don’t need it.
How can I say that we have been classmates for a few years, and you will make the new elementary school students resent me. "
Dai Mubai snorted coldly, and said: "I'm just reminding Tang San, Tang San and Lin Chen are my brothers, they can't be fooled by you.
Dai Mubai said this sentence has two meanings, the first meaning is to tell Lin Chen that the sausage can't be eaten, and the second meaning is, I, Dai Mubai, is your brother, please take care of me in the future.
Come on, don't make me do it. "Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and yelled in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage. "
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly the same as Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.
"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words 'I have a big sausage', Tang San froze a bit.
This sentence is too ambiguous.Let's not talk about the quality of this sausage, whether it is edible.
He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone.In particular, this sausage was bought for Xiao Wu.
Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar quickly explained: "I can't do anything about it. When using a food-type martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with a different soul curse. Words are mantras, not what I want to shout.
Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the quality of my sausages. "Tang San quickly put the sausage back on the charcoal stove,
"Let's keep your sausage for yourself. Brother Dai, thank you for reminding me." The monster, indeed, is a monster.Tang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, luckily he didn't eat the sausage, otherwise his face would be embarrassing.
"Your name is Oscar, right? I don't mind your sausage, but if you dare to use obscene meanings when you say spells, be careful of your life."
Lin Chen didn't mind either, and just threatened with words.
The two returned to the queue, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands, "Where's my sausage?"
Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other, couldn't help it anymore, the two immediately burst into laughter.The ice-cold girl stood behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice, "Boring."
Xiao Wu was baffled by their laughter, "What's going on? Could it be that the sausage is not delicious?" Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what happened before. Said it again.
After hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's pretty face suddenly turned red, "You boys are really dead. How could you have such a strange spirit."
Dai Mubai smiled and said: "We are the Monster Academy here, and martial spirits are naturally full of strange things. However, Oscar is also considered a strange flower in the academy. His martial spirit has no offensive power, but among the food-type martial spirits , but it is of the highest quality. After all, what he provides is meat. It’s just that when this guy made the martial soul, those few spells were really disgusting. People who know him will definitely not eat the sausages he made. I don’t know if it’s because of the food Wuhun, his hair is much more lush than ordinary people, and his beard will become like this if he doesn’t shave for a day. Therefore, he also has the nickname of Uncle Sausage in the academy. But he himself calls himself Sausage Specialty."
This time, even Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Big Sausage, what a fun spirit."
"Brother Chen, you give me such sausages, don't you have good intentions?"
Ning Rongrong also heard what Dai Mubai and the others said, so she felt extremely uneasy.
"It's just a spell, and I've already threatened him not to have evil thoughts when he recites the spell, otherwise I can't guarantee that he will have descendants"
Lin Chen took a bite of the sausage as he spoke.
Really fragrant!
"Forget it to save face for you, I will eat it reluctantly"
Ning Rongrong endured the feeling of vomiting and ate the sausage.
(End of this chapter)
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