sweet wedding
Chapter 194 Chapter 224 The Hall of Fame Master of Dirty Jokes
Chapter 194 Chapter 224 A Master of Dirty Jokes at the Palace Level (Part [-])
Yu Mingmo was stunned for a moment, then realized that what Sui Yi was talking about was the phone call to confess his love and propose marriage.
"What did you say? I don't remember."
She definitely did it on purpose.
"What did you say?"
Sui Yi seemed to be angry, and his tone was a little dangerous.
However, Yu Mingmo is not afraid of this paper tiger Sui Yi at all.
"I do not remember."
she replied again.
Sui Yi stretched out his fingers to lift Yu Mingmo's forehead, and said angrily, "What do you remember every day?"
"I don't know either, why don't you open it and have a look?"
Yu Mingmo said with an innocent face.
"Stupid!"
Sui Yi laughed first, and couldn't get angry with her at all.
"I really don't remember?"
he asked again.
Yu Mingmo nodded.
In fact, she was already muttering in her heart, hum!No one proposes marriage on the phone, there is no sincerity at all.
"Want to hear me say it again?"
Sui Yi looked at Yu Mingmo tenderly and asked.
"Ah."
Yu Mingmo nodded vigorously.
Sui Yi laughed, and reached out to touch Yu Mingmo's head.
Then, Yu Mingmo realized belatedly that he seemed to have exposed something.
"That, I really don't remember..."
Yu Mingmo repeatedly emphasized that there is a feeling that there is no silver 300 taels here.
"Ah."
Sui Yi held her hand and smiled softly.
"Then what are you laughing at?"
Yu Mingmo looked at Sui Yi angrily.
"I didn't laugh."
While speaking, Sui Yi laughed too much.
"Are you still laughing?"
Yu Mingmo put his hands on his hips, and stared at Sui Yi rather fiercely.
"Well, well, well! I don't laugh."
Sui Yi tried his best to hold back, but he still wanted to laugh.
Then, it was Yu Mingmo who kept chasing him and beating him.And not only did he not mind, he let her hit him without resisting or avoiding, and he also smiled very gently.
The best love is: she is making trouble, and I am laughing.
This is the love between Sui Yi and Yu Mingmo.He is willing to pamper his little girl.
……
After a long while, Yu Mingmo realized that he seemed to be digressing, so he quickly grabbed Sui Yi and said solemnly: "That phone call that I don't remember, hurry up and say it again."
"I suddenly changed my mind, let's not talk about it."
Sui Yi replied.
"why?"
So, Yu Mingmo was not happy.
"I think, I still have to prepare well first."
Sui Yi suddenly thought, girls always like romance, don't they all say that life needs a sense of ritual?Marriage proposal is something like this, you still can't be rash, you still have to prepare carefully.Last time, I thought that I might not be able to come back, and if I didn't say it, I might never have a chance.Now, he felt that he should make a good plan and give Yu Mingmo a romantic marriage proposal.
"No! I want to hear from you now."
"Silly girl, I'm not prepared! You'll say I'm not romantic again later."
Sui Yi said helplessly.
"I don't care, anyway, I want to listen to you now."
Yu Mingmo tugged at Sui Yi's sleeve, and began to play tricks.
"You said it yourself, so don't blame me later."
Sui Yi didn't speak.
Yu Mingmo's eyes flashed, and he tugged on Sui Yi's sleeve and shook it.
Sui Yi coughed lightly, then held Yu Mingmo's arm with both hands, made her stand upright, and said seriously: "Then listen carefully! Yu Mingmo, I like you, and I have been waiting for you to grow up. Now , I am a little impatient, I want to marry you."
Not as heavy as in that phone call, just a few simple words, but equally moving.
Yu Mingmo looked at Sui Yi without blinking his eyes, the smile on his face deepened, like a fool.
For a long while, she was just laughing.
Sui Yi finally couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his hand to push her, and said, "Give me some response!"
Yu Mingmo came back to his senses, then nodded, and said, "Yes, I heard it."
Sui Yi froze for a moment, then asked with a look of surprise: "That's it?"
"Otherwise what else?"
Yu Mingmo looked at Sui Yi with those big ignorant eyes and said.
"What's your heart? What's your answer?"
Sui Yi said somewhat angrily.
"Didn't you say that you need to prepare well? I'll tell you when you're ready to propose!"
Yu Mingmo smiled with crooked eyebrows.
Sui Yi: ...
And this kind of operation?
This little girl is obviously cheating!
"I can propose right now!"
"No rings, no flowers, nothing counts!"
"Then I'll go buy it now."
While speaking, Sui Yi was about to go outside.
"If there is no careful planning and no sincerity, it doesn't count."
Yu Mingmo said again.
Sui Yi has a bit of a headache, this little girl is here to beat him, right?
"Little aunt, I won't bring you like this!"
Instead, Yu Mingmo made him laugh angrily.
"Then do you think it's that easy to marry a wife?"
Yu Mingmo snorted.
Sui Yi's eyes lit up immediately, he laughed, took Yu Mingmo's hand, and said, "So, have you admitted that you are my wife now?"
"Where do I have it?"
Yu Mingmo glanced around, not daring to look at Sui Yi at all, and was about to move forward while talking.
"You obviously have it!"
"I do not have!"
"I don't care, anyway, you have agreed..."
Sui Yi took Yu Mingmo's hand and started playing tricks, which is rare.
"You're really annoying."
Yu Mingmo suddenly interrupted Sui Yi's words.
The expression on Sui Yi's face froze, and his smile suddenly dimmed.He suddenly felt a little sad. In this relationship, he was eight years older than her, and he would sometimes feel unconfident.
In the next second, Yu Mingmo, who had already taken a few steps forward, suddenly turned back and kissed Sui Yi's lips unexpectedly.
She said: "Sui Yi, I have been waiting for you to confess your love to me."
Sui Yi's dim eyes were instantly filled with dots of smiles, and then he let go of Yu Mingmo's hand, wrapped his arms around her waist, and deepened the kiss.
The place where they were standing happened to be near the river, so I don't know if there was some kind of event or some couple set off fireworks.
The bright fireworks were in full bloom in the sky, and they kissed each other under the fireworks, so just, so beautiful!
……
I don't know how long they stayed outside. When they returned to the box, the program had already changed inside.And Yu Mingmo's lips were a little swollen, and his cheeks looked like a red apple.
Everyone looked at Sui Yi meaningfully, and Sui Yi smiled from ear to ear.
It happened that Sui Yi pulled Yu Mingmo and was sitting next to Yu Pingsheng. Yu Pingsheng reached out and patted Sui Yi on the shoulder, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Mingmo hasn't graduated from college yet, take it easy !"
"yes, Sir!"
Sui Yi only missed a salute to Yu Pingsheng.
……
At this time, Truth or Dare was being played in the box.Yu Mingmo was very interested in this game, so he immediately joined Sui Yi.
In the round that just ended, Mu Nanshan was the loser, so he had to be punished. The question he drew was: tell a dirty joke.
Mu Nanshan said that this is simple, and it will give you a basket every minute, which is simply made by hand.
He coughed lightly, and said, "Listen up! The man and his wife have been in a cold war for a week, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he sent her a message: Tianjin AH, Hunan, Jiangxi. Then the wife immediately replied: Shandong The man sighed, it seems that tonight is out of action again."
After he finished speaking, many people looked dumbfounded, but Yu Pingsheng and Pei Wei smiled meaningfully.Obviously, no one else understood except the two of them.
A master of dirty jokes at the palace level, too profound.
Except for Yu Pingsheng, everyone else here is still a baby, so it's normal that they don't understand.However, he played a lot with Pei Wei's words, so he understood them as soon as he heard them.
"what do you mean?"
Yu Mingmo upholds the spirit of asking when he doesn't understand.
Mu Nanshan looked at Sui Yi, smiled and said, "Sui Yi, explain to your little girl."
Sui Yi really didn't understand at first, but after pondering for a while, he figured it out.
"Sui Yi."
Yu Mingmo turned his head to look at Sui Yi.
Sui Yi was a little hesitant, he felt that his little girl was like a blank sheet of paper, and he didn't want to teach her badly.
"It's not difficult? You connect their abbreviations."
With a cigarette in his mouth, Pei Wei replied casually.
Then, the two little girls Qiao Qing and Gu Meng blushed.And Yu Mingmo frowned, thought for a while, but still couldn't figure it out, then she went to ask Sui Yi again.
Sui Yi just thought, why is his little girl so cute and so rare?
"Be good! Play the next round of the game. Well, I will teach you in person later."
Yu Mingmo nodded, not bothered about it.
Then, the next round of the game begins.This time the loser was Huo Dongli, and the questions he drew were a bit crazy. Choose one person from all the people present to kiss for at least 50 seconds.
(The answer to the dirty joke has already been announced, do you understand?)
(End of this chapter)
Yu Mingmo was stunned for a moment, then realized that what Sui Yi was talking about was the phone call to confess his love and propose marriage.
"What did you say? I don't remember."
She definitely did it on purpose.
"What did you say?"
Sui Yi seemed to be angry, and his tone was a little dangerous.
However, Yu Mingmo is not afraid of this paper tiger Sui Yi at all.
"I do not remember."
she replied again.
Sui Yi stretched out his fingers to lift Yu Mingmo's forehead, and said angrily, "What do you remember every day?"
"I don't know either, why don't you open it and have a look?"
Yu Mingmo said with an innocent face.
"Stupid!"
Sui Yi laughed first, and couldn't get angry with her at all.
"I really don't remember?"
he asked again.
Yu Mingmo nodded.
In fact, she was already muttering in her heart, hum!No one proposes marriage on the phone, there is no sincerity at all.
"Want to hear me say it again?"
Sui Yi looked at Yu Mingmo tenderly and asked.
"Ah."
Yu Mingmo nodded vigorously.
Sui Yi laughed, and reached out to touch Yu Mingmo's head.
Then, Yu Mingmo realized belatedly that he seemed to have exposed something.
"That, I really don't remember..."
Yu Mingmo repeatedly emphasized that there is a feeling that there is no silver 300 taels here.
"Ah."
Sui Yi held her hand and smiled softly.
"Then what are you laughing at?"
Yu Mingmo looked at Sui Yi angrily.
"I didn't laugh."
While speaking, Sui Yi laughed too much.
"Are you still laughing?"
Yu Mingmo put his hands on his hips, and stared at Sui Yi rather fiercely.
"Well, well, well! I don't laugh."
Sui Yi tried his best to hold back, but he still wanted to laugh.
Then, it was Yu Mingmo who kept chasing him and beating him.And not only did he not mind, he let her hit him without resisting or avoiding, and he also smiled very gently.
The best love is: she is making trouble, and I am laughing.
This is the love between Sui Yi and Yu Mingmo.He is willing to pamper his little girl.
……
After a long while, Yu Mingmo realized that he seemed to be digressing, so he quickly grabbed Sui Yi and said solemnly: "That phone call that I don't remember, hurry up and say it again."
"I suddenly changed my mind, let's not talk about it."
Sui Yi replied.
"why?"
So, Yu Mingmo was not happy.
"I think, I still have to prepare well first."
Sui Yi suddenly thought, girls always like romance, don't they all say that life needs a sense of ritual?Marriage proposal is something like this, you still can't be rash, you still have to prepare carefully.Last time, I thought that I might not be able to come back, and if I didn't say it, I might never have a chance.Now, he felt that he should make a good plan and give Yu Mingmo a romantic marriage proposal.
"No! I want to hear from you now."
"Silly girl, I'm not prepared! You'll say I'm not romantic again later."
Sui Yi said helplessly.
"I don't care, anyway, I want to listen to you now."
Yu Mingmo tugged at Sui Yi's sleeve, and began to play tricks.
"You said it yourself, so don't blame me later."
Sui Yi didn't speak.
Yu Mingmo's eyes flashed, and he tugged on Sui Yi's sleeve and shook it.
Sui Yi coughed lightly, then held Yu Mingmo's arm with both hands, made her stand upright, and said seriously: "Then listen carefully! Yu Mingmo, I like you, and I have been waiting for you to grow up. Now , I am a little impatient, I want to marry you."
Not as heavy as in that phone call, just a few simple words, but equally moving.
Yu Mingmo looked at Sui Yi without blinking his eyes, the smile on his face deepened, like a fool.
For a long while, she was just laughing.
Sui Yi finally couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his hand to push her, and said, "Give me some response!"
Yu Mingmo came back to his senses, then nodded, and said, "Yes, I heard it."
Sui Yi froze for a moment, then asked with a look of surprise: "That's it?"
"Otherwise what else?"
Yu Mingmo looked at Sui Yi with those big ignorant eyes and said.
"What's your heart? What's your answer?"
Sui Yi said somewhat angrily.
"Didn't you say that you need to prepare well? I'll tell you when you're ready to propose!"
Yu Mingmo smiled with crooked eyebrows.
Sui Yi: ...
And this kind of operation?
This little girl is obviously cheating!
"I can propose right now!"
"No rings, no flowers, nothing counts!"
"Then I'll go buy it now."
While speaking, Sui Yi was about to go outside.
"If there is no careful planning and no sincerity, it doesn't count."
Yu Mingmo said again.
Sui Yi has a bit of a headache, this little girl is here to beat him, right?
"Little aunt, I won't bring you like this!"
Instead, Yu Mingmo made him laugh angrily.
"Then do you think it's that easy to marry a wife?"
Yu Mingmo snorted.
Sui Yi's eyes lit up immediately, he laughed, took Yu Mingmo's hand, and said, "So, have you admitted that you are my wife now?"
"Where do I have it?"
Yu Mingmo glanced around, not daring to look at Sui Yi at all, and was about to move forward while talking.
"You obviously have it!"
"I do not have!"
"I don't care, anyway, you have agreed..."
Sui Yi took Yu Mingmo's hand and started playing tricks, which is rare.
"You're really annoying."
Yu Mingmo suddenly interrupted Sui Yi's words.
The expression on Sui Yi's face froze, and his smile suddenly dimmed.He suddenly felt a little sad. In this relationship, he was eight years older than her, and he would sometimes feel unconfident.
In the next second, Yu Mingmo, who had already taken a few steps forward, suddenly turned back and kissed Sui Yi's lips unexpectedly.
She said: "Sui Yi, I have been waiting for you to confess your love to me."
Sui Yi's dim eyes were instantly filled with dots of smiles, and then he let go of Yu Mingmo's hand, wrapped his arms around her waist, and deepened the kiss.
The place where they were standing happened to be near the river, so I don't know if there was some kind of event or some couple set off fireworks.
The bright fireworks were in full bloom in the sky, and they kissed each other under the fireworks, so just, so beautiful!
……
I don't know how long they stayed outside. When they returned to the box, the program had already changed inside.And Yu Mingmo's lips were a little swollen, and his cheeks looked like a red apple.
Everyone looked at Sui Yi meaningfully, and Sui Yi smiled from ear to ear.
It happened that Sui Yi pulled Yu Mingmo and was sitting next to Yu Pingsheng. Yu Pingsheng reached out and patted Sui Yi on the shoulder, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Mingmo hasn't graduated from college yet, take it easy !"
"yes, Sir!"
Sui Yi only missed a salute to Yu Pingsheng.
……
At this time, Truth or Dare was being played in the box.Yu Mingmo was very interested in this game, so he immediately joined Sui Yi.
In the round that just ended, Mu Nanshan was the loser, so he had to be punished. The question he drew was: tell a dirty joke.
Mu Nanshan said that this is simple, and it will give you a basket every minute, which is simply made by hand.
He coughed lightly, and said, "Listen up! The man and his wife have been in a cold war for a week, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he sent her a message: Tianjin AH, Hunan, Jiangxi. Then the wife immediately replied: Shandong The man sighed, it seems that tonight is out of action again."
After he finished speaking, many people looked dumbfounded, but Yu Pingsheng and Pei Wei smiled meaningfully.Obviously, no one else understood except the two of them.
A master of dirty jokes at the palace level, too profound.
Except for Yu Pingsheng, everyone else here is still a baby, so it's normal that they don't understand.However, he played a lot with Pei Wei's words, so he understood them as soon as he heard them.
"what do you mean?"
Yu Mingmo upholds the spirit of asking when he doesn't understand.
Mu Nanshan looked at Sui Yi, smiled and said, "Sui Yi, explain to your little girl."
Sui Yi really didn't understand at first, but after pondering for a while, he figured it out.
"Sui Yi."
Yu Mingmo turned his head to look at Sui Yi.
Sui Yi was a little hesitant, he felt that his little girl was like a blank sheet of paper, and he didn't want to teach her badly.
"It's not difficult? You connect their abbreviations."
With a cigarette in his mouth, Pei Wei replied casually.
Then, the two little girls Qiao Qing and Gu Meng blushed.And Yu Mingmo frowned, thought for a while, but still couldn't figure it out, then she went to ask Sui Yi again.
Sui Yi just thought, why is his little girl so cute and so rare?
"Be good! Play the next round of the game. Well, I will teach you in person later."
Yu Mingmo nodded, not bothered about it.
Then, the next round of the game begins.This time the loser was Huo Dongli, and the questions he drew were a bit crazy. Choose one person from all the people present to kiss for at least 50 seconds.
(The answer to the dirty joke has already been announced, do you understand?)
(End of this chapter)
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