online game supreme god of war

Chapter 337

guest?Is it a grass mud horse?After hearing the words of the big shopkeeper of BJ, the audience below were immediately aroused in interest.

Seeing that the effect had been achieved, the shopkeeper of BJ straightened up immediately.

"Let us welcome our guests today with warm cheers, guests from the distant and mysterious Caonima Gobi. This is a pair of legendary couples. Their reputation is known to everyone in the northern Shaanxi area of ​​China. ,they are…"

"Suave and suave, the jade tree is in the wind, with sores on the head, pus on the soles of the feet, known as the little whirlwind on the bed, who can do things in less than a minute--Brother Fei leads the way!"

"And so beautiful that the gods would fall down when they saw her, who claimed to be robbed when she went out, pissed wet shoes, pooped on torn paper, farted and burst out shit—Qianqian Baoer!"

Hahaha!
Hahahaha!

As soon as the introductory words of the big shopkeeper of BJ came out, the whole studio immediately burst into laughter, and the audience held their stomachs and staggered.

The situation on Chen Tian's side is not much better. Although everyone is the elite of the major trade unions, they can't help but laugh at this time, but these people laugh more forbearingly, even Beiwu-Zhan The corners of the mouths of the two thousand-year-old ice bumps, Tian and Kuangshen, had a smile on their lips, and Jiao Er beside Chen Tian trembled wildly, holding her stomach and leaning against Chen Tian's body.

As soon as the introduction was over, Brother Fei led the way and Qianqian Bao'er walked up arm in arm. When everyone in the studio saw the well-dressed Qianqian Bao'er, they immediately felt amazed. Qianqian Bao'er passed by today. Special grooming, wearing a white fairy clothes, looks pure and moving.

Seeing Brother Fei leading the way beside Qianqian Baoer, everyone's eyes immediately fell.This couple is really too weird, right?
"My God!? What did I see, angels and demons?"

"Extreme loli and obscene uncle?"

"I'd better call the police as soon as possible. Bao'er's family must be looking for her urgently."

Seeing this pair, the audience below immediately became agitated. In fact, the reaction of these people was similar to Chen Tianchu's reaction when he saw this pair.

"Wandering, are these two really a couple? You didn't lie to me, did you?" At this time, Jiao'er next to Chen Tian couldn't help asking, knowing that Chen Tian and everyone in the Caonima family were friends, and everyone else was also interested. He looked over at Chen Tian.

"Er... basically a couple, and they have a very good relationship." Chen Tian often played together, and he was used to seeing these two people being inseparable.

"Helpless! It's unreasonable!" After hearing Chen Tian's words, Shengtang-Yanyun immediately expressed emotion. He had to say that a girl like Qianqian Bao'er was exactly the type he liked, but a flower fell like this On to the cow dung in the HLBE prairie.

The studio hall was chaotic due to the appearance of two people, and the manager of BJ hurriedly pressed his hands to signal everyone to be quiet.

"Next, there is another handsome guy on the stage. He is the one who witnessed the love story of the two protagonists today. He is also the patriarch of the grass mud horse Gobi family. He who dares to herd grass mud horses is a combination of bravery, wisdom and love. Come out with a handsome guy - Xia Tian!"

Hearing the long title, the audience below were shocked immediately, but then, Qing Tian Youran next to the big shopkeeper of BJ said, "Also, let me add that he wrote this introduction himself, and commissioned We said."

"taro!!!"

"Go down!"

"Megalomaniac!"

Listening to Qing Tian leisurely saying that the introduction was written by Xia Tian himself, the audience below booed immediately.

"Thank you, thank you all for your support." Facing the boos of the audience, Xia Tian himself didn't care. He clasped his fists and saluted, while walking up, found the seat of his special guest and sat down.

"This guy is very skilled, including Brother Fei who leads the way and Qianqian Bao'er, but why are you so shameless?" Among the team, Qin Ziying, who had cooperated with the Caomuma family, immediately asked.

"I don't know, these people are not normal, and I'm not sure about their tune." Shaking his head helplessly, Chen Tian sighed.

At this time, the program in the studio hall had already started, and everyone immediately turned their attention to it.

After a couple of dry laughs, BJ's shopkeeper asked the first question, "Hey, I would like to ask Miss Qianqian Bao'er about this question, how did you two get together? Who chased who in the first place?" ?”

After hearing this question, everyone's attention immediately focused on it.

Before Qianqian Bao'er could answer, Brother Fei led the way and said immediately, "Hey hey, shopkeeper, you should have such eyesight. Back then, to be honest, it was just three characters long, so handsome! She chased me I!"

As soon as Fei Ge's leading answer came out, the audience in the entire studio was stunned immediately, and the players who were watching the program through the subscription channel were also stunned.Seeing Fei Ge leading the way with the face that was driven back and forth by trucks more than [-] times, everyone's expressions were dull.

"Brother Tian? Is this the truth?" Knowing that Xia Tian knew everything about the two of them, the big shopkeeper of BJ immediately asked.

"Well, the facts are like this. At the beginning, Bao'e Goose was indeed chasing Saofei backwards, and he pursued it unremittingly for more than two years. There is no doubt about this." Xia Tian nodded with affirmation.

puff!
puff!
As soon as Xia Tian's words fell, the entire studio hall, including the audience watching the show, vomited blood and fell to the ground one by one.

Just when everyone was depressed, Qianqian Baoer beside Brother Fei suddenly burst into tears, "Actually, I couldn't help it. At that time, he insisted on making me pursue him. If I didn't pursue him, he would look at me. And he Good or bad, I chased him for more than two years before he agreed, I sent flowers and chocolates every day, and I was bankrupt! I was forced, you must make decisions for me!"

Seeing Qianqian Baoer Lihua crying in the rain, the audience below froze for a moment, and immediately reacted.

"It turns out that he is really a wretched human trafficker, everyone catch him!" As soon as the words fell, several men jumped up, trying to catch Brother Fei and lead the way.

"Huh?" Brother Fei snorted softly while leading the way, a green light burst out of his eyes immediately, and those people who had just moved in front immediately bent down.

"Egg, Egg Egg Egg... Egg hurts the emperor!" The few people who wanted to rush up stuttered out of breath.

"Wow! Could it be that this is the legendary egg-paining eyes! Sure enough, the reputation is well-deserved, just one look can subdue several seven-foot men, and the response is really different!" Seeing Fei Ge's performance leading the way, the big shopkeeper of BJ applauded immediately.

With a cold snort proudly, Fei Ge led the way and retracted his gaze. After doing this, those people below dared not act recklessly anymore. They had seen the tragic situation of those people just now, and they were enveloped by that green light , The whole person's painful face was deformed.

Xia Tian, ​​who was sitting by the side, also quickly came out to smooth things over, "Everyone, don't get excited, Bao'er was joking just now, in fact, Brother Fei and Bao'er have experienced untold hardships together. Their love is still circulating in Xi'an, Shaanxi. legend."

Among the group, only Xia Tian looks relatively normal. Although Xia Tian's psychology is the most abnormal, he still looks quite normal.After hearing Xia Tian's words, the audience's emotions were finally stabilized, and the show continued.

At this time, the people who were watching the show in the cave all focused their eyes on Chen Tian, ​​with malicious expressions on their faces.

"I said wandering, what kind of pain does that feel like?" Heiyun-Xuehua teased.

"Did you look the same as those guys on the show when you were in pain?" Glancing at Chen Tian, ​​Qin Ziying also made fun of it.

"If you want, I can ask Brother Fei to lead the way to show you. In addition to the painful eyes, he also seems to have chest tight eyes. It is specially designed for women. You will definitely like it." The time spent with Xia Tian and others After growing up, Chen Tian became evil unknowingly, looking at Heiyun-Xuehua and Qin Ziying with a smile, Chen Tian fought back.

After hearing Chen Tian's words, the two of them immediately fell silent, and quickly turned their heads to continue watching the show.

At this time, the next question from the shopkeeper of BJ has already started, "May I ask Mr. Fei to lead the way, as we all know, your egg-paining eyes are a unique skill. Here, can you tell us how you practiced this stunt?" Is it? That process must be very hard."

With a mean smile on his face, Brother Fei led the way and touched his chin, "Well, I still have to start with my pursuit of Bao'er."

"At that time, my Bao'er was an angel-type middle-distance runner, and I was just an amateur race walker. Naturally, it was extremely difficult in the process of pursuing Bao'er. Later, I found that if the strides are large during the race walking A little bit, the speed will increase, which will help to catch up with Bao'er faster. So, I kept increasing the stride, and as a result, the stride was too big, and I got stuck."

puff!
puff!
As soon as Fei Ge finished leading the way, the entire studio burst into laughter again, even the two hosts, BJ's shopkeeper and Qing Tian Youran, rolled under their chairs laughing.

Missing his responsibilities, BJ's shopkeeper still insisted on asking, "Then did you use this opportunity to master the stunt of eye pain?"

With a serious face, Brother Fei led the way and replied with a serious expression like participating in a financial program, "Yes, ever since I got involved in the egg, I have always had pain in the egg, and then I have become dissatisfied with everything around me, why no one else hurts, only me Pain? Gradually, I invented a transformation method, which is to use my eyes to see other people’s pain, and when others hurt, I will not feel pain. So, the pain in the eyes came out like this.”

"Having mastered the pain in the eyes, the benefits are rolling in. In just three years, I have become the top star in Xi'an. Not only have I caught up with Bao'er, I have also reached the pinnacle of my career and become a famous superstar! By the way, Xi'an Isn't there a doggerel over there praising me? How do you say it?" While speaking, Brother Fei seemed to suddenly remember something while leading the way, and turned to ask Qianqian Baoer beside him.

(End of this chapter)