Don't stop the cannon fodder

Chapter 33 033: The Big Aunt Incident
After Xie Yitang returned home, he found that his wife was in pain, with one hand propped on the table and the other stroking her lower abdomen. She frowned deeply, as if she was enduring great pain.Xie Yitang reflexively thought that her wound had been pulled, so it hurt.

However, it was only when he got close that he discovered... the smell of blood on Xiao Xi's body was too strong!Holding her shoulders with both hands, he suppressed his worry and said, "Xiaoxi, tell me where you hurt? Is the wound open again? I'll take you to the hospital..."

Shen Zixi cast a blank stare at the other party helplessly, saying that this guy is a piece of wood, and he likes to deal with wood all day long, which is really not a disgrace to this evaluation!stay!Really too dull!While Shen Zixi was complaining, another cramping pain came from her lower abdomen, her brows frowned even more, and the faintly visible "chuan" also slightly deepened, "Ah Tang is so stupid!"

For the first time, Xie Yitang felt that the words of a woman's heart were very reasonable.Well, he admits that he is smarter in mechanics, but he is dull in other places.But since Xiaoxi knows this, don't worry about his IQ.

Looking at each other with innocent eyes, Xie Yitang had no choice but to respond in order to avoid more "****", "Well, Xiaoxi is right, I am indeed a little stupid, this brain can't think of Xiaoxi's What I want to express... So, give me some hints."

Well, Shen Zixi didn't know how to deal with the other party being so frank and cute.If you continue to care about it, it looks like you deliberately bullied this innocent looking man.However, when he thought of his embarrassing situation now, his anger was so strong!
In the 36 years of the previous life's empress world, as a stalwart woman, she naturally did not have the great aunt of the first life.

On the contrary, the men in that world have their uncles visiting regularly every month... Well, even though it is a world where yin and yang are reversed, Shen Zixi is particularly satisfied with this.It's so painful, you don't have the right to speak if you haven't tried it, what a pain!
After being happy and happy for 36 years, she traveled to this world, and Shen Zixi had long forgotten that women and aunts exist!Waking up in the morning, I found that the smell of the quilt was a bit weird. There seemed to be a sticky liquid with a bloody smell between my legs and body...

Shen Zixi was overwhelmed by her aunt's sudden visit, and stared blankly at the messy bed sheet in a daze.Because she didn't have the consciousness of her aunt, Shen Zixi naturally didn't make sufficient preparations, and there were no relevant countermeasures in this room.

If this is the case, it's fine, but this body is a bit chilly, and when the aunt visited, the colic pains made her face full of anger!I can't wait to crash into the corner and let myself travel back to the happy world where that woman has no big aunt!
It is reasonable to say that the amount on the first day would not be too much, but this body played completely unreasonably. Shen Zixi was caught off guard on the first day!Looking at the bloodbathed "tragedy on earth" in the room, she no longer knew how to curse.

Shen Zixi's temper has become a little out of control because of the torture of her aunt, but her husband is still ignorant... How do you make her swollen and have the face to ask this guy to go to the girl's counter in the supermarket to buy her a little angel with wings as an emergency? fall!
Seeing her silence, Xie Yitang became more and more uneasy.In addition to the strong bloody smell on Xiao Xi's body, it also smelled from the other side of the room... This discovery made Xie Yitang very frightened, and the hand pressing Shen Zixi's shoulder couldn't help but increase his strength.

"Atang..." Shen Zixi saw that this dumb guy didn't intend to get enlightened yet, and she didn't have any expectations for his IQ and EQ. She closed her eyes and said with a look of death, "Go to the supermarket and help me buy some monthly Things to use!"

Xie Yitang: "...?..." Although the reminder sounded clear, he still couldn't understand it.

Shen Zixi gritted her teeth, looking desperate, "My aunt is here to visit, do you understand now?"

"Big aunt?" Xie Yitang once again challenged Shen Zixi's limit of patience, looked around blankly, and then showed a suspicious expression.There is clearly no smell of a third person stepping into this room, where is the aunt?And now the top priority is to help Xiaoxi stop the bleeding, such a strong smell of blood... If it flows at this speed, won't it cause too much blood loss?

Shen Zixi took a deep breath, trying to swallow the anger that was about to spew out, but she forgot that the husband in front of her might not be able to understand such cryptic instructions and pronouns, so she had to put it another way, "I'm here for Kuishui, now you Got it?"

Understood... Got it... Xie Yitang belatedly realized what a stupid thing he had done, his white jade-like cheeks were suddenly stained with a blush, and his earlobes were bleeding!Looking at Shen Zixi's extremely embarrassed face, the blush on his face was still getting deeper.

"I... I'll carry you to the sofa to rest for a while..." Xie Yitang moved Shen Zixi to the sofa with almost the same hands and feet, then took a cup of hot water in a flickering manner, dug out the sugar from the kitchen, scooped it up I took two spoonfuls and threw it in, "Although brown sugar water can relieve abdominal pain better, but there is no brown sugar at home, you drink this first, and I will buy it outside..."

Shen Zixi rolled her eyes and drank the hot water in the cup, then curled up into a ball, Nima, it still hurts QAQ
Why should women embarrass women, Auntie, we are all women, so we should leave quickly and stop torturing her here...

With a pale face, the intermittent rolling cramps in the lower abdomen began again, forcing Shen Zixi to curl up even more.However, in this way, the back injury also began to give a sense of existence unwilling to be lonely, which made Shen Zixi feel miserable besides suffering.

Xie Yitang's speed and action ability are undoubtedly very powerful, but...he now encounters a problem.In his world, he also vaguely heard about the woman Kuisui, and he knew a little about how to deal with it.

However, compared to the methods in his previous life, the methods in this world are obviously more convenient, safer and cleaner!But... who can tell him, these night-use version, daily-use version, extended version, thickened version, soft version, mesh version...the stuff filled with six counters is what kind of horse!What does Xiaoxi need in this situation?Will I buy the wrong...

Xie Yitang anxiously wanted to scratch the wall, Nima, what is the right choice!Xiaoxi didn't give a hint at all!
A tall and handsome man stood in a daze in front of the shelf of the aunt's supplies, no matter how he looked at it, it was against harmony!

Some elderly aunts and young girls in Huaichun glanced at Xie Yitang from time to time, and then turned their faces calmly, but he was a little overwhelmed by the look of change, attitude, snake spirit disease, and boyfriend... Do you want to find someone? ask?

After thinking about it, Xie Yitang took things from the shelf, one for each version, and let Xiaoxi choose slowly, there was always something she liked, as for whether she could use up so many... Cough cough cough, it's okay, do you need it? Keep using it after you're done!

So, when someone pushed a cart of aunt's supplies to the counter to check out, he was baptized by everyone's suspicious, treacherous, evasive... eyes all at once.Even though Xie Yitang was in a peaceful state of mind, he couldn't help his handsome face flushing, and the roots of his ears were almost bleeding.

It is conceivable that when Shen Zixi watched her husband come back with two big bags of aunt's towels and a bag of brown sugar, she had a strange and terrible expression!She could completely imagine what it was like when this idiot did this!
"I'm going to the bathroom...help me get a new bathrobe and Nene..." Shen Zixi was tortured by the pain until she was pale and mentally exhausted, she didn't even have the strength to yell at the other party, Xie Yitang still wanted to talk about her When she was injured on her back and couldn't take a bath alone, she was stopped by Shen Zixi's sharp and terrifying eyes.He had a premonition that if he spoke out, he would be violently abused.

After finishing the treatment, Shen Zixi didn't know how to put on an expression on his face when he saw the bloodbathed deceitful scene in the bathroom.Sprayed everywhere with a shower, and cleaned up the "murder scene" with running water.However, she did not expect that Xie Yitang could further challenge her bottom line of nerves!This reality couldn't be more frustrating!What does it mean for you kid to deal with the blood-stained sheets and sheets!
Shen Zixi, who had already been ashamed and thrown to Java, completely broke the pot, went to the kitchen with her painful waist, made herself a cup of brown sugar water, drank it, and then started to prepare lunch for the two of them, "Ah Tang, come and chop vegetables!"

There is a fully automatic washing machine with various functions at home, why does this guy have to wash the sheets by himself!She lost all her old face, so how can she face Xie Yitang with a serious face in the future!

"Here we come!" Xie Yitang rolled his sleeves up to his elbows, washed his hands, and then started to copy the knife, "Xiaoxi, you are hurt and uncomfortable, let me do the cooking... …I promise not to do weird things again.”

Shen Zixi glanced at the other party lightly, and said, "Although I really want to trust you and give you a chance to cook, but... you also know that I am in poor health now, but I can't stand it..." The dark cooker, Get away quickly!

She didn't want to go to the hospital's debridement and suture room, go through the aunt's bloodbath incident, and go to the hospital's gastric lavage room!
I have never seen my luck so bad in my previous life. Why is it that at this time, the unlucky incidents follow one after another?Shen Zixi deeply resented, and this resentment lasted until the day when her aunt reluctantly left.

Because when he was sleeping at night, Xie Yitang would secretly send some spiritual power to help Shen Zixi's injury heal, she is almost healed now.Opening the curtains, the morning sun poured in. Shen Zixi was about to greet the beginning of the day with a relaxed mood, but saw a familiar car driving into the community from a distance... Oh, and there were two familiar figures looking around...

She was suspicious, thinking that she might be hallucinating.After washing up, she called someone who loves woodworking from the wood pile.It's a rare day off today, why don't you go out and play, squat at home and take care of those woods?As a mushroom?

Just as she was preparing breakfast, there was a familiar ringing of the doorbell, and it seemed that she would not stop until she opened the door!
"A Tang, someone is here, go and open the door." Shen Zixi shouted from a distance, when Xie Yitang opened the door and saw the four people standing outside, Shen Zixi's expression was completely cracked!It's hideous!

(End of this chapter)