Don't stop the cannon fodder

Chapter 50 050: Kidnapping=Invitation?

Xie Yitang has lived for so many years, and it is the first time that he knows that the bottom line is for challenges, and he refreshes it over and over again!
And the more you brush, the lower you go!He thought it was embarrassing enough for an imposing man to dance a girlish fan dance, but he didn't expect the only girl in the class to suggest that simple dancing was nothing new, asking him and Zhou Chengze to dance in super-sized cute dolls...

If it weren't for the good demeanor he cultivated since he was a child, he might have exploded by now.

Make him fan dance?Next life!

Xie Yitang left the classroom with a condensed face carrying his schoolbag, Zhou Chengze followed behind with a wry smile.I don't know what Xie Yitang is thinking about dancing like a horse, but he is so repulsive, saying that this kind of dance is immoral and flattering others?
On the contrary, he thinks that Shan Wu sounds lively and cute, and has a strong sense of rhythm. Compared with the off [beep——] dancers, he can't be more serious!Although in his opinion, this dance is more suitable for girls...

It's a pity that there are only two girls in the whole class, and that appearance... ahem, to be honest, if Xie Yitang loosened his long hair at will, he could instantly kill the sum of the two of them!So, no matter how they push back, the burden of acting still falls on them.

"Yitang, no matter how angry you are, the matter is already a foregone conclusion, and you want to open it up. And there is not much time before the performance, and the dance moves must be memorized, and then we will spend some time rehearsing and rehearsing... we can barely see each other Just a person." Zhou Chengze secretly guessed, could it be that Xie Yitang can't dance at all, or doesn't have the slightest dance skills, so he is so repulsive?
Thinking of this, he felt a little proud. Although he didn't dance the fan dance, he often danced street dances when he was a teenager, and his dancing skills are absolutely impeccable.At this time, he was somewhat looking forward to the fan dance of someone driving ducks to the shelves...

Compared to Xie Yitang's misfortune, Shen Zixi was safe and sound.The reason is also simple, because it is not her turn at all.The art department has no shortage of beauties. Although Shen Zixi and Zhou Ruolin have outstanding looks, the girls next to them don't want others to show off.

Even though someone had asked Shen Zixi for her opinion, but she was not interested in this kind of thing, and she didn't want to refuse directly.So, when she saw the gloomy expression on her husband's face, it was understandable that she felt suspicious... Who made him angry?
"A Tang, look at me... Is there something you are hiding from me?" After returning home, Shen Zixi asked him directly, making Xie Yitang have nowhere to escape, so he could only confide in the truth with a blushing face. .Shen Zixi was taken aback, "A fan dance?"

Xie Yitang turned on the dance video on his phone, and said helplessly, "That's it, even the dance breaks down... this kind of dance is nothing more than a dance that's bad for public morals, and they even proposed to wear doll clothes of small animals... "

Shen Zixi's eyes lit up instantly, and she immediately leaned forward, trapping someone on the sofa, her jade-like cheeks blushing continuously.

"A-Tang, A-Tang, do you really know how to dance this dance? I think if A-Tang dances, it must be super cute! And the doll clothes of small animals... Well, if A-Tang dances by herself, I will tailor it for you Make a super cute panda outfit!"

Don't underestimate Shen Zixi's handwork, embroidery and clothing, she is very good at it.

In her previous life, she was an aristocratic woman in the world of women, so she didn't have to learn these things that men should learn.But in order to earn points, she tries to learn as much as she can.And when I was young, I went out to travel around the world. If I didn't have a skill, how could I take care of myself?
Traveling far away is no better than staying at home as a noble daughter of a noble family. When you go out, you have servants to serve you. You travel alone. If your clothes are torn, you can mend them yourself. When you are hungry, you can cook by yourself.

It can be said that their husband and wife are actually handicraft emperors.It's just that Xie Yitang is good at tossing wood, while Shen Zixi can embroider and make clothes.As for making doll clothes, it's not a problem for Shen Zixi at all!It can definitely be done exquisitely!
"Yeah, cute?" Xie Yitang's cheek temperature didn't drop, but was still on the rise, he asked stammeringly, "Xiaoxi...doesn't it feel flattering for a man to dance this kind of dance? It's...immoral? "

When Shen Zixi was asked such a question, she instantly understood.This Xie Yitang is not that "ghost animal Xie Yitang", his thinking is still very conservative, and he may not be able to accept such a lively dance... Well, but it doesn't matter, she will let the other party accept it.

"Fawning?" Shen Zixi smiled meaningfully, leaned down slightly, sniffed his side face, and said softly, "So that's what Ah Tang thought... Then, would you like to dance for me? I'm looking forward to it." Ah Tang's 'flattery'..."

Deliberately emphasizing the pronunciation of the word "offering flattery", if Xie Yitang didn't understand what the other party was doing, he would be an idiot.His cheeks were red and red, and he didn't know where to put his hands.After a long time, he whispered in embarrassment, "I... just dance."

Shen Zixi couldn't help but hold back her laughter, she really liked her husband's expression of wanting to be bullied!
The videos on the mobile phone are relatively complete, and although there are many decomposed movements of the dance, they are not complicated.

Xie Yitang blushed and memorized carefully, but after just one pass, he had already remembered it firmly.He remembered that he imitated his mother's gestures and danced the festival dance when he was very young. In addition, he had learned sword skills and magic techniques all the year round, so his body's flexibility was naturally not to mention.

It's just... It's too shameful to dance this kind of dance in front of Xiao Xi... A certain person is too ashamed to look at Shen Zixi.

"Well, a fan." Shen Zixi didn't think it was interesting enough, and smiled and handed Xie Yitang her hand-painted Hanmei painting fan, "Since it's a fan dance, you must hold a fan in your hand, otherwise you will always feel that there is something missing, you say yes no?"

Although Xie Yitang was very resistant to fan dancing, once he got involved, he naturally tried to do his best.The first time I danced, except for the stiff expression and the slightly dumbfounded dance movements, everything else was done very well. It was not at all like this first time dance.

And Shen Zixi, who watched the whole process, had only one thought——when her A-Tang was doing the fan dance, she was really a girl!
Whether it's twisting the waist and shaking the body, bouncing with hands behind the back, shrugging and flirting, or turning around, they are all so cute!Shen Zixi's expression was still very serious, but only she knew what kind of zombie she was in her heart, wanting to throw Xie Yitang down one way or another.

"A Tang, come here... Let me measure your body..." Xie Yitang jumped a few times, and now he is very proficient and smooth, as if he has jumped thousands of times.Seeing that the situation was almost done, she took out the measuring tape and wanted to measure him for the clothes he needed for the dance.

Animal costumes are tempting, it's very interesting to think about it!Xie Yitang could only helplessly spread his arms and let someone's hands mess around with him... Ahem, ahem, wrong, Xiao Xi was clearly measuring the data in a very serious way, and he was wrong in his own thinking.

Three days later, Shen Zixi had finished all the animal costumes needed for the performance.Originally, she was only her own husband, but later she realized that this was not a solo dance, but a duet dance with Zhou Chengze, so she simply took over his costume as well.

"A Tang, try it on and see if it fits. If it doesn't fit, we can change it." Shen Zixi put the super huge panda suit in front of Xie Yitang, looking at him expectantly, "Put it on." Give it a try, okay?"

How could Xie Yitang resist such coquettishness and requests?He didn't even think of resisting, so he nodded in agreement.

After all, it is tailor-made, and the possibility of not fitting is too low.Xie Yitang was very comfortable to wear, but when he thought about the appearance of this panda costume, he felt uncomfortable all over his body.He reached out to hug Shen Zixi, but the belly in the panda costume was not only big, but also soft and elastic, hugging Shen Zixi's petite body, it looked extraordinarily funny.

"Xiaoxi likes it very much?" Xie Yitang asked her seriously, "Do you think it's cute?"

Shen Zixi nodded again and again, held someone's face in anticipation, and gave two encouraging kisses, "I like it!"

Xie Yitang's tense expression relaxed a bit, and the smile on his face was gentle and soft, which made people couldn't help but sigh, "Well, just as long as you like it."

The celebration party will be in another week, and before that, she will celebrate her husband's birthday.This is the first birthday of the two after they got married, so it is natural not to be sloppy.She thought about many plans, and finally decided to cook him a big meal!
When the atmosphere is thick, take out the horizontal knife that has been prepared for a long time... Tsk tsk tsk, it is best to add a birthday cake...

Birthdays don't need much ostentation, as long as there are people who sincerely wish you well.Shen Zixi felt that with A Tang's personality, she would probably agree with this sentence.There was a happy smile on the corner of her mouth, and she went to the supermarket happily.

In order to prepare for this surprise, she specially skipped an afternoon class, just to prepare well.

The gifts have been prepared, the cake is being ordered, and the dishes on the table have not yet been prepared... Well, the living room still needs to be cleaned... How about buying two bottles of red wine and having a different kind of candlelight dinner?

Shen Zixi was thinking while adding things to the shopping cart.However, when she was checking out, she found a very embarrassing thing. She seemed... unable to carry so many things... Just as she was distressed, a slightly familiar voice came from her ear.

"This classmate has encountered difficulties, do you need my help?" There was a kind smile in the words, and there was a bit of teasing.

Turning around, I found that the young man carrying a black shoulder bag looked familiar... Isn't this the man named Liu Mo?

"Well, there is indeed trouble, these things are too heavy, I can't carry them back." Shen Zixi replied honestly.

Liu Mo asked coldly, "I remember Uncle Cui's class in the afternoon, are you... skipping class?"

Shen Zixi: "..."

"But it doesn't matter. Don't others say that a university is incomplete without skipping classes?"

Even though he said so, Liu Mo's expression didn't mean it no matter how he looked at it.

(End of this chapter)