The Legend of Yin and Yang Ghosts
Chapter 202 I will burn a deck of cards for you
Chapter 202 I will burn a deck of cards for you
No matter what I said before, Mr. Yin and Yang wiped the ass of the underworld is thankless, and whether the peace between the Yin and Yang realms is done well, in short, this is not his fault or negligence of urging the judge alone.
Anyway, thank you for those decades of longevity, and thank you for everything he told me!
I looked at Judge Cui solemnly, pondered for a long time, and said, "Judge reminder, next time I have a chance, I will definitely come to visit you."
After I finished speaking, I regretted it, Mr. He, I don't want to have a next time, and I don't want such a thing to happen again in this life.Even if it comes, I hope it will be after my normal death in a hundred years.
The judge urged me with a smile, and said: "You should call me Uncle reminder, it sounds more comfortable, judge judge judge, it makes me tired. In this hell, I hear people call me that all day long. I'd better listen to you Calling me Uncle feels a bit human."
I thought it was funny, and thought to myself: You are not a human being, why do you need human touch?
"You're here every day, it's pretty boring, isn't it?"
The urging judge touched the life and death book, and it seemed that this thing was the thing that accompanied him the longest in countless years.Then he said: "It's boring, not only is it boring, but I'm also lonely. There's nothing I can do about it. In my position, I'm a judge. I have to work here every day."
I pouted, why didn't I see you working?Forget it, it's none of my business, anyway, officials are like this, they don't do shit all day, and they say they are too tired to die.
"Then how about this, you also helped me add Yangshou to my family, then when I return to Yangjian, I will burn a deck of cards for you, and you can find a few... ghosts to play with you?"
"Playing cards? I've heard that many of the ghosts who come to me for trial are gamblers. They seem to like playing cards. Is it fun? Well, I don't know how?" The judge immediately became interested.
"It's okay, I'll burn you a copy of the rules and ways of playing cards." I said casually.
The judge immediately smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll leave it to you."
I smiled, nodded, then remembered something and asked. "Oh, that's right, Uncle Cui, do you really know that old magic stick?"
The judge leaned on the chair and said, "I know, not only know each other, but also old friends."
"Well, anyway, thank you this time." I said seriously.
"Forget it, after you go back, say hello to your master for me. And don't forget to burn the cards." The judge urged.
I nodded and said, "Then I'll go first."
The urging judge also nodded and said nothing more.
I turned around and walked towards the door behind me, vaguely hearing the judge's breath of relief.I was speechless immediately, so this guy is looking forward to my leaving so much?But thinking about it, I really cheated people today.
When I walked out the door, the two ghost guards standing at the door didn't stop me, they just stared at me.I'm in a pretty good mood at the moment, and I know that Jingjing is safe now, so I'm not in a hurry.Looking at them, I couldn't help but say: "You adults are quite boring in there every day, you can go in and chat with him or something."
The two ghosts were stunned for a moment, as if they didn't know what to say.After a while, one of the green-faced and long-toothed ghost servants scratched his head, and said in a daze, "Your Majesty is very busy, taking care of everything every day, I dare not disturb you."
I let out a che... and said:
"He's so busy, it's like nothing. I'll burn a deck of cards for him in a few days. If you have nothing to do, go play cards with him. Don't stay here all day, this is the Yin Law Department of the Temple of Heaven, who is it?" What if you dare to intrude? Don’t you think that you are just taking off your pants and farting here?”
The two ghosts were taken aback by what I said, and they looked at each other, not knowing what to say, and both showed embarrassing expressions on each other.
Well, I don't talk to them anymore, I turned around and was about to leave, but suddenly remembered a problem that is very realistic at present.
This is the Palace of the Son of Heaven, so it must be located in the middle of Fengdu City, right?It is said that this Fengdu is not so big. I have walked all the streets in the poverty-stricken area for a long time without seeing the end.It is conceivable how big this Fengdu, which has several rings, is.After all, there are countless ghosts living there, probably about the size of a country, right?
But now I am in the Temple of Heaven, I want to go outside Fengdu City, how far is it?Dali Ghost King brought me here through the space tunnel, so is it possible that he wants me to go out now?I guess I should die by then.
So I turned around and planned to go back to the judge for help.But just as I was about to enter the door, the two ghosts stopped me.
I was taken aback, and asked, "Why? Let me in."
One of the ghost messengers said: "Just now you said that we two took off our pants and farted here just now. Now you know what we are for? You have already come out. You can't enter without permission."
I wipe... this... Is there a mistake?This is clearly public revenge.
So I pointed to the gate and said, "Uncle Cui, teach them a lesson."
Hearing the words, the two ghost messengers turned their heads to look in the door, but they didn't see it.Then a black shadow flashed in front of them, and I ran in while they were not paying attention.The two of them stared at each other behind, but did not react.
After entering, I ran to the lobby and saw that the urging judge was still lying on the chair and squinting his eyes as if he was resting.Hearing the sound, he opened his eyes and saw that it was me. He was startled and said, "Boy, why are you here again so soon? Don't you think you don't have enough longevity?"
Seeing his nervous appearance, I was a little speechless, and said: "No, I have another business with you..."
The urging judge became more and more nervous, and said, "Don't go too far, brat?"
"No, I mean, will you create a black hole? It's the kind that goes in from this hole and comes out from other places. This is the one that the King of Dali used when he brought me here. It should be a space passage?" I hastily explained.
After the judge heard the words, he relaxed.Said: "Is it this?"
As he spoke, he saw it holding the judge's pen and drawing a circle in the sky.Suddenly, a black hole just big enough for me to walk in appeared in front of me.
I was pleasantly surprised and said, "That's right, this is it, then I'm leaving."
With that said, I have already walked in.Suddenly plunged into darkness again, and in about two seconds, the surrounding environment changed.I have already appeared on the road leading to Naihe Bridge outside Fengdu City!
I have walked this road before, so it is not unfamiliar.It's just that I was in a hurry and didn't pay too much attention.Come back at this time, but with new discoveries.
(End of this chapter)
No matter what I said before, Mr. Yin and Yang wiped the ass of the underworld is thankless, and whether the peace between the Yin and Yang realms is done well, in short, this is not his fault or negligence of urging the judge alone.
Anyway, thank you for those decades of longevity, and thank you for everything he told me!
I looked at Judge Cui solemnly, pondered for a long time, and said, "Judge reminder, next time I have a chance, I will definitely come to visit you."
After I finished speaking, I regretted it, Mr. He, I don't want to have a next time, and I don't want such a thing to happen again in this life.Even if it comes, I hope it will be after my normal death in a hundred years.
The judge urged me with a smile, and said: "You should call me Uncle reminder, it sounds more comfortable, judge judge judge, it makes me tired. In this hell, I hear people call me that all day long. I'd better listen to you Calling me Uncle feels a bit human."
I thought it was funny, and thought to myself: You are not a human being, why do you need human touch?
"You're here every day, it's pretty boring, isn't it?"
The urging judge touched the life and death book, and it seemed that this thing was the thing that accompanied him the longest in countless years.Then he said: "It's boring, not only is it boring, but I'm also lonely. There's nothing I can do about it. In my position, I'm a judge. I have to work here every day."
I pouted, why didn't I see you working?Forget it, it's none of my business, anyway, officials are like this, they don't do shit all day, and they say they are too tired to die.
"Then how about this, you also helped me add Yangshou to my family, then when I return to Yangjian, I will burn a deck of cards for you, and you can find a few... ghosts to play with you?"
"Playing cards? I've heard that many of the ghosts who come to me for trial are gamblers. They seem to like playing cards. Is it fun? Well, I don't know how?" The judge immediately became interested.
"It's okay, I'll burn you a copy of the rules and ways of playing cards." I said casually.
The judge immediately smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll leave it to you."
I smiled, nodded, then remembered something and asked. "Oh, that's right, Uncle Cui, do you really know that old magic stick?"
The judge leaned on the chair and said, "I know, not only know each other, but also old friends."
"Well, anyway, thank you this time." I said seriously.
"Forget it, after you go back, say hello to your master for me. And don't forget to burn the cards." The judge urged.
I nodded and said, "Then I'll go first."
The urging judge also nodded and said nothing more.
I turned around and walked towards the door behind me, vaguely hearing the judge's breath of relief.I was speechless immediately, so this guy is looking forward to my leaving so much?But thinking about it, I really cheated people today.
When I walked out the door, the two ghost guards standing at the door didn't stop me, they just stared at me.I'm in a pretty good mood at the moment, and I know that Jingjing is safe now, so I'm not in a hurry.Looking at them, I couldn't help but say: "You adults are quite boring in there every day, you can go in and chat with him or something."
The two ghosts were stunned for a moment, as if they didn't know what to say.After a while, one of the green-faced and long-toothed ghost servants scratched his head, and said in a daze, "Your Majesty is very busy, taking care of everything every day, I dare not disturb you."
I let out a che... and said:
"He's so busy, it's like nothing. I'll burn a deck of cards for him in a few days. If you have nothing to do, go play cards with him. Don't stay here all day, this is the Yin Law Department of the Temple of Heaven, who is it?" What if you dare to intrude? Don’t you think that you are just taking off your pants and farting here?”
The two ghosts were taken aback by what I said, and they looked at each other, not knowing what to say, and both showed embarrassing expressions on each other.
Well, I don't talk to them anymore, I turned around and was about to leave, but suddenly remembered a problem that is very realistic at present.
This is the Palace of the Son of Heaven, so it must be located in the middle of Fengdu City, right?It is said that this Fengdu is not so big. I have walked all the streets in the poverty-stricken area for a long time without seeing the end.It is conceivable how big this Fengdu, which has several rings, is.After all, there are countless ghosts living there, probably about the size of a country, right?
But now I am in the Temple of Heaven, I want to go outside Fengdu City, how far is it?Dali Ghost King brought me here through the space tunnel, so is it possible that he wants me to go out now?I guess I should die by then.
So I turned around and planned to go back to the judge for help.But just as I was about to enter the door, the two ghosts stopped me.
I was taken aback, and asked, "Why? Let me in."
One of the ghost messengers said: "Just now you said that we two took off our pants and farted here just now. Now you know what we are for? You have already come out. You can't enter without permission."
I wipe... this... Is there a mistake?This is clearly public revenge.
So I pointed to the gate and said, "Uncle Cui, teach them a lesson."
Hearing the words, the two ghost messengers turned their heads to look in the door, but they didn't see it.Then a black shadow flashed in front of them, and I ran in while they were not paying attention.The two of them stared at each other behind, but did not react.
After entering, I ran to the lobby and saw that the urging judge was still lying on the chair and squinting his eyes as if he was resting.Hearing the sound, he opened his eyes and saw that it was me. He was startled and said, "Boy, why are you here again so soon? Don't you think you don't have enough longevity?"
Seeing his nervous appearance, I was a little speechless, and said: "No, I have another business with you..."
The urging judge became more and more nervous, and said, "Don't go too far, brat?"
"No, I mean, will you create a black hole? It's the kind that goes in from this hole and comes out from other places. This is the one that the King of Dali used when he brought me here. It should be a space passage?" I hastily explained.
After the judge heard the words, he relaxed.Said: "Is it this?"
As he spoke, he saw it holding the judge's pen and drawing a circle in the sky.Suddenly, a black hole just big enough for me to walk in appeared in front of me.
I was pleasantly surprised and said, "That's right, this is it, then I'm leaving."
With that said, I have already walked in.Suddenly plunged into darkness again, and in about two seconds, the surrounding environment changed.I have already appeared on the road leading to Naihe Bridge outside Fengdu City!
I have walked this road before, so it is not unfamiliar.It's just that I was in a hurry and didn't pay too much attention.Come back at this time, but with new discoveries.
(End of this chapter)
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