The Legend of Yin and Yang Ghosts

Chapter 84

Two demon-suppressing talismans hit the thick trunk of the locust tree, and two dazzling rays of light erupted immediately.And the locust tree suddenly shook violently at this moment, its branches and leaves kept swaying, as if a person was dancing.

I was a little dazed, I didn't expect this monster-suppressing talisman to be so powerful, this formation is not weaker than the five thunder talisman.

"Fengzi, two more talismans." Li Jian looked at the violent shaking of the locust tree, and said anxiously.

Hearing this, I quickly took out a demon-suppressing talisman from my trouser pocket, and Li Jian also took out one, and the two of us recited the mantra again: "There are Taoist lords in the sky, and Taoist spirits on the ground, order the heavenly soldiers and generals to suppress evil spirits. Hurry like a law!"

Two demon-suppressing talismans were attached to the tree trunk again, and two strong yellow lights burst out again.

But this time the locust tree shook significantly less, only slightly shaking.

"It's not enough, Fengzi, two more." Li Jian said to me, looking at the swaying tree.

As soon as I said this, before I could react, the locust tree suddenly stopped shaking and didn't move at all, like an ice-sculpted iron tree.

Both Li Jian and I were a little confused by the sudden change of the locust tree, and secretly guessed, could it be that the power of the demon-suppressing talisman had just erupted so that the locust tree was suppressed.

However, just to be on the safe side, Li Jian said to me: "Let's post two more to prevent accidents."

But when we were just chanting the mantra, a sudden voice interrupted us.

"Don't, don't, I'm really overwhelmed, so don't post any more?"

This voice is a little hoarse and deep, but also a little~ I don't know how to describe it, it's a feeling of youth.

To put it simply, the voice was like that of a young man, except that it was a little hoarse and deep. Although there was a slight conflict, it was true.

This voice was exactly the same as the one I heard last night saying that my legs were numb. Needless to say, it must be this locust tree.

It's just that this locust tree lacks roots?Why do you still use this method to let us stop posting?As long as it is a person with a good mind, he will know that it is obviously not suppressed.You fucking talked, and you said you were overwhelmed by us?
Looking at it now, it should have seen that we were going to stick the talisman for the third time, so it suddenly stopped moving, making a look of being stunned by us.Later, we saw that we still wanted to post it, so we "prove" that it was really "suppressed".

Li Jian and I glanced at each other speechlessly, and then I said: "I'm still talking, I don't seem to be calm, post!"

As we said, we both had to put up talismans again, after all, we don't have so much time to tangle with a tree now.

But we don't want to be entangled, and the pagoda tree spirit doesn't want to forget about it.

I just heard Huai Shu hurriedly said: "Wait~ I said that you humans are really troublesome. You can't do it if you don't suppress me, and you can't do it if you suppress me. What are you doing? Can you still have fun?"

uh~~

The hands Li Jian and I were about to put on the talisman were stiff in the air, confused by the question of the locust tree.What is it for?Theorize with us?

"I haven't suppressed you yet~" I said helplessly, but unexpectedly there was a criticism from Huaishu.

"What are you talking about? I can't even move, and you still have to stick that thing, do you know it hurts? It's driving me to the point where I can't do anything, so I'll tell you, I'm overwhelmed, don't I posted it, but why don’t you believe it? Don’t there be such a little trust between humans and monsters? If so, how can humans and monsters coexist peacefully in the future?”

The locust tree became more and more excited as he spoke, with a look of passion and emotion, as if the leader of a certain country was making an important speech, and Li Jian and I were taken aback for a while.

In the end, I was really helpless, so I had to say in a low voice: "But the fact is that you were not suppressed by us at all~~"

"Yes, I escaped from your clutches of suppressing me with my cleverness and ingenuity. It is because of my great fortune and destiny. It is because of my accumulated blessings and virtues. It is because of my hundred years of practice, it is me..."

In this way, Li Jian and I don't know how many times this narcissistic pagoda tree said it was me...it was me...

"That's why I can escape from your clutches." Huai Shu's last sentence is really justified~~

"Brother, people need face, and trees need skin. You don't want both face and skin." Li Jian said with a black thread hanging down his head.

I was getting more and more helpless by this locust tree, and I also said: "The locust tree spirit wants to suppress you, why?"

"Heaven, earth, didn't grandpa say that human beings are the primates of all things? But look, human beings are unreasonable, and want to suppress me~~I'm so goddamn, I'm dead~~"

The locust tree suddenly began to cry desolately, with a look of compassion.

I was annoyed by it, and said, "Why are we being unreasonable?"

"Then let me ask you, why did you suppress me? What did I do? Did I offend you? Did I scare you? It's you, aren't you good people? I found you two sneaking around the night before. Sui hid in the distance, and finally did the trick. Although I don't know what you want to do, but running to the place where the girls sleep in the middle of the night to do the trick is definitely not a good thing.

However, I adhere to the basic concept that monsters belong to one family, keep in mind the important thoughts of the three ancestors, and insist on developing the great concept of peaceful coexistence between humans and monsters.Active, bold, and courageous to open up the bright future of human monsters, so I have never wanted to deal with you, but have been patient, trying not to expose me in front of you.

But I didn't expect wow, you came again last night, I was almost discovered by you.Do you know?Fortunately, I reacted quickly, and hurriedly stopped. I didn't move for half an hour. Is it easy for me?Do you know that my legs are numb, my legs are numb! "

I couldn't listen anymore, and couldn't help cursing: "I already found out~~ Besides, you are a tree, standing every day, and your legs are still numb? You are so good at talking, why don't you go to heaven?
"Of course I won't get numb legs when I stand every day, but if I insist on not moving for half an hour, my legs will definitely get numb. You still stand every day, so do your legs get numb after standing for a long time?"

Li Jian suddenly said: "Ma~"

The locust tree spirit proudly said: "That's it!"

Li Jian hastily said: "Mom~ What the hell, you can really talk!"

Locust tree: ...

I:…………

"Are people nowadays so unreasonable? They want to suppress me for no reason, but I can't use my ingenuity to avoid it. Is there any reason for heaven? Do you still talk about the king's law?"

I sneered when I heard the words, and said, "You still know the laws of heaven? You still talk about kingly laws? Well, tell me, you invade the women's bedroom every night at twelve o'clock, what do you want?"

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