Happy peasant girls in space

Chapter 239 Drinking Horse Urine

Hearing what Emperor Jing said, Liang Zhijie knew that he was determined to live in Heyuan. He was really worried that he had some secret tricks, but when he thought that the eunuch Wu next to him was his own, he dispelled his doubts .

"Your Majesty, I don't have many servants in this lotus garden, so if you need anything, just tell me!" Liang Zhijie said to Emperor Jing.

"Well! I don't need servants to serve me, Wu Dehai and five internal guards are enough!" Emperor Jing said.

Here, Mai Duoduo and Chunmei are busy cleaning the courtyard for Emperor Jing. This courtyard is an independent courtyard, next to the suspension bridge near the lotus pond. It was originally reserved for Master Mingze, but Master Mingze said that he couldn't live here all the time, so he might as well just stay as a guest room. Anyway, this lotus garden is often visited by guests.

After Liang Zhijie had a casual chat with Emperor Jing in the hall, he found an excuse to come out to see if Mai Duoduo had packed up the room for Emperor Jing to live in. After all, letting him sit in the hall all the time was not an option.

"Duo'er, are you almost ready? Emperor Jing, the old fox, has planned to stay with us in the lotus garden from the beginning." Liang Zhijie said loudly to Mai Duoduo as soon as he stepped into the yard.

"It's done! We can let them live in. Don't worry! This independent courtyard is so far away from our main courtyard and won't affect us." Mai Duoduo said.

"It's no wonder that it doesn't affect us. Emperor Jing insisted on having meals with us. Thinking about having to sit with him for three meals a day makes me upset!" Liang Zhijie said.

"You can come with us, but he doesn't think that we will stand by and serve him and watch him eat!" Mai Duoduo said wrinkling his nose.

"No way! Duoduo, he is the emperor! We can't eat at the same table with him!" Liu Shuangshuang said.

"What a shitty emperor, don't forget how your brother was driven back by him! If it wasn't for the peace of the people in the world, I really want to use dynamite to blow up his palace and leave him alive until now. !” Mai Duoduo said indignantly.

In the evening, everyone gathered in the hall lively and waited for dinner.When Liang An and Huang heard that Mai Duoduo said that the emperor would also have dinner with everyone, they were so frightened that their feet went limp and their bodies trembled non-stop, and then they said that they should go to the kitchen in the backyard and forget it.

After the food was served, Liang Zhijie asked Emperor Jing to sit down and eat.The top ten masters just got a hint from the little emperor: They should eat and drink as usual, and don't worry about Emperor Jing, lest he think that he is the emperor and everyone will stand and serve him to eat!
Liang Zhijie took out the red wine given to them by the fat king and poured everyone a big glass. The top ten masters immediately cheered when they saw the long-lost red wine. Nan Gongxu was very excited tonight, and asked Liang Zhijie to pour him a small glass. He even purposely sat beside Emperor Jing, saying that he wanted to have a good conversation with Emperor Jing.

Standing behind Emperor Jing, Wu Dehai helped Emperor Jing take a sip of the red wine in his bosom and passed the wine glass to Emperor Jing. Emperor Jing took a sip from the glass, wow!This red wine tasted much purer than the one he drank in the palace.

After dinner, Nangong Xu, who was sitting next to him, toasted Emperor Jing frequently, showing an innocent smile, which made Emperor Jing forget how he was ridiculed and provoked by this little emperor today, and he couldn't wait to see this little emperor He really wanted to make friends with him, his vanity was full, and he thought to himself: Humph!I will let you Nanyue Kingdom become a vassal to the head of our Tianyuan Kingdom.

After Emperor Jing was toasted three times by Nangong Xu, the spirit of wine began to rise, that is, the more he drank, the more vigorous he was, so he asked Liang Zhijie to pour him wine again. Seeing the opportunity, Nangong Xu immediately snatched it from Liang Zhijie's hand The wine jar said: "Father-in-law, let the son-in-law come!"

Liang Zhijie was about to refuse, but when he saw Nan Gongxu winking at him, he guessed that he must be planning some trick, so he let him go.

When everyone was not paying attention, Nan Gongxu used his thoughts to put the horse urine that had been prepared in the space into the red wine jar, and then Emperor Jing, who had drunk too much, didn't know that the red wine had horse urine added. He thought it was because he drank too much and his taste changed. , kept drinking and praising the pure taste of this wine.

Nan Gongxu suppressed a smile from the side, and you will see me later: As expected, about two quarters of an hour later, Emperor Jing suddenly felt urgent to urinate, and he couldn't be more anxious, it was really difficult Hold up!He immediately shouted to Wu Dehai: "Wu Dehai, hurry up! I'm going to pay respects!"

Everyone was frightened by Emperor Jing's sudden yelling, and they all quieted down and looked towards Emperor Jing.

Wu Dehai, who was standing behind Emperor Jing, was stunned for a moment and immediately reacted, helped Emperor Jing up and ran quickly to the door of the hall, but Emperor Jing, who drank horse urine, was already incontinent at this time. I couldn't hold back my pants.

At this time, there was an unpleasant smell of urine in the hall, and the five treasures covered their noses and shouted loudly: "Who peed in pants! Such a smell of urine!"

Everyone covered their mouths and laughed when they saw the puddle of wet urine at the door and Emperor Jing's embarrassed back.

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