Happy peasant girls in space
Chapter 258 Get Out of Here Quickly
Chapter 258 Get Out of Here Quickly
"Your Majesty, do we still have to enter Ghost Valley?" Liang Zhijie looked at Emperor Jing and asked.
"Go in! I'm definitely going in! I finally came here, so why not go in?" Emperor Jing said with high spirits.
Liang Zhijie didn't say anything anymore, and walked in front to lead the way. Behind the top ten masters, Emperor Jing and the third prince walked in the middle, and a group of people walked into the pine forest in such a mighty way.
The old emperor in the pine forest saw that the dog emperor could not be scared away by the thick smoke, so he sent a second secret signal to Liang Zhijie: pretend to be a ghost.
When a group of people came to the depths of the pine forest, they suddenly felt unusually cold, as if the cold air came from the soles of their feet, and the surroundings were quiet and dark.In fact, half of this weird atmosphere was created by the old emperor's formation, and the other half was because the sun was blocked by the dense pine leaves, making it appear extremely dark and cold.
At this time, the old emperor used his best gossip ecstasy array to fascinate them, making them walk around and always stay in place.
Emperor Jing began to feel that something was wrong, and shouted to Liang Zhijie: "Liang Aiqing, what's going on? Why do you always walk around in the same place?"
"I don't know what's going on here! I must have seen a ghost!" Liang Zhijie said darkly.
Emperor Jing thought of the boy's urine brought by Baili Haoran, so he looked at Baili Haoran and said, "Hero Baili, where is the boy's urine you brought? Take it out and see if it works."
Baili Haoran frowned and said: "Your Majesty, I'll take it out and use it. When you really meet a ghost, use your dragon urine."
Baili Haoran reluctantly took out the two bamboo tubes and handed them to Emperor Jing. At this time, Emperor Jing was fascinated by the old emperor's formation, and he even drank the urine as tea.
Everyone was shocked when they saw his move: No way?This Emperor Jing couldn't be scared stupid, right?
Just when everyone was in a daze, many headless female ghosts suddenly appeared out of nowhere and danced around them.
Except for Liang Zhijie, everyone thought it was a real female ghost. After being frightened, they immediately drew out their swords and stabbed them. It was strange that the stabbed female ghost would bleed, and the blood kept spraying on them face.
At this time, Emperor Jing shouted loudly: "Ah! What's going on?"
Everyone immediately stopped what they were doing and looked at Emperor Jing: Wow...wow..., the heads of the two guards protecting Emperor Jing were chopped off, and blood splattered everywhere, splashing on Emperor Jing's face and clothes.
The third prince and Lin Zhi were so frightened that their legs became weak and their lips turned white. They clearly chopped up a female ghost, so why did they kill these two guards?
At this time, a group of vampire bats flew out from the depths of the pine forest. When Liang Zhijie saw it, he immediately ran over to support Emperor Jing and shouted: "Your Majesty, run! These bats suck human blood!"
Everyone ran out when they heard it, but they were all hit by the gossip ecstasy formation, and it would be impossible for them to run out of the pine forest in a while.
Liang Zhijie supported Emperor Jing to fly back and forth with lightness kung fu, but the bats flew over and bit Emperor Jing's face to suck blood, scaring Emperor Jing into crying and shit, completely losing the dignity that an emperor should have.
The third prince, Lin Zhi, Wu Dehai and the three guards here were also chased by bats and ran around in a panic.
The eight brothers of the top ten masters all felt that it was very strange that these bats were just flying around them but none of them came to bite them.
"Liang Aiqing, hurry up and find a way to escape! I don't want to see the treasure anymore! Get out of here quickly, my face was bitten by these bats!" Emperor Jing said to Liang Zhijie trembling.
Before Liang Zhijie had time to say anything, several bats flew over and bit Jing Emperor's face again, and Jing Emperor was so frightened that he hid behind Liang Zhijie's back and cried loudly.
Liang Zhijie rolled his eyes secretly, and said to Emperor Jing: "Your Majesty, I also want to go out, but I can't!"
"Do you want my dragon piss to pour in four directions? But I don't pee now!" Emperor Jing said with a bitter face.
Long Fei covered his mouth and said with a sneer, "Your Majesty, where did your urine go, is it really impossible to squeeze out at all?"
Emperor Jing touched his robe in embarrassment and did not say a word.
Long Fei turned his head and winked at Baili Haoran, Baili Haoran immediately understood what he meant, stepped forward and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, use it!"
The old emperor hiding in the pine tree saw that the trouble was almost over, so he quickly lifted the formation and asked them to leave here quickly. If he was right, Emperor Jing, who had smoked a lot before, would start farting loudly.
Sure enough, the old emperor was not wrong at all. As soon as everyone walked out of the pine forest, they heard crackling sounds, not only from Emperor Jing, but also from the third prince, Lin Zhi, and Wu Dehai.It was embarrassing to the extreme!
Mai Duoduo originally planned to rush back to the county seat today, but seeing Emperor Jing and Wu Dehai's faces were severely bitten by bats, so he had to stay overnight and let them see a doctor before going back.
In the evening, everyone sat in the front yard for dinner, and Emperor Jing and Wu Dehai farted loudly from time to time, which made everyone embarrassed and didn't know what to do.
I wish you a happy weekend! ! !
(End of this chapter)
"Your Majesty, do we still have to enter Ghost Valley?" Liang Zhijie looked at Emperor Jing and asked.
"Go in! I'm definitely going in! I finally came here, so why not go in?" Emperor Jing said with high spirits.
Liang Zhijie didn't say anything anymore, and walked in front to lead the way. Behind the top ten masters, Emperor Jing and the third prince walked in the middle, and a group of people walked into the pine forest in such a mighty way.
The old emperor in the pine forest saw that the dog emperor could not be scared away by the thick smoke, so he sent a second secret signal to Liang Zhijie: pretend to be a ghost.
When a group of people came to the depths of the pine forest, they suddenly felt unusually cold, as if the cold air came from the soles of their feet, and the surroundings were quiet and dark.In fact, half of this weird atmosphere was created by the old emperor's formation, and the other half was because the sun was blocked by the dense pine leaves, making it appear extremely dark and cold.
At this time, the old emperor used his best gossip ecstasy array to fascinate them, making them walk around and always stay in place.
Emperor Jing began to feel that something was wrong, and shouted to Liang Zhijie: "Liang Aiqing, what's going on? Why do you always walk around in the same place?"
"I don't know what's going on here! I must have seen a ghost!" Liang Zhijie said darkly.
Emperor Jing thought of the boy's urine brought by Baili Haoran, so he looked at Baili Haoran and said, "Hero Baili, where is the boy's urine you brought? Take it out and see if it works."
Baili Haoran frowned and said: "Your Majesty, I'll take it out and use it. When you really meet a ghost, use your dragon urine."
Baili Haoran reluctantly took out the two bamboo tubes and handed them to Emperor Jing. At this time, Emperor Jing was fascinated by the old emperor's formation, and he even drank the urine as tea.
Everyone was shocked when they saw his move: No way?This Emperor Jing couldn't be scared stupid, right?
Just when everyone was in a daze, many headless female ghosts suddenly appeared out of nowhere and danced around them.
Except for Liang Zhijie, everyone thought it was a real female ghost. After being frightened, they immediately drew out their swords and stabbed them. It was strange that the stabbed female ghost would bleed, and the blood kept spraying on them face.
At this time, Emperor Jing shouted loudly: "Ah! What's going on?"
Everyone immediately stopped what they were doing and looked at Emperor Jing: Wow...wow..., the heads of the two guards protecting Emperor Jing were chopped off, and blood splattered everywhere, splashing on Emperor Jing's face and clothes.
The third prince and Lin Zhi were so frightened that their legs became weak and their lips turned white. They clearly chopped up a female ghost, so why did they kill these two guards?
At this time, a group of vampire bats flew out from the depths of the pine forest. When Liang Zhijie saw it, he immediately ran over to support Emperor Jing and shouted: "Your Majesty, run! These bats suck human blood!"
Everyone ran out when they heard it, but they were all hit by the gossip ecstasy formation, and it would be impossible for them to run out of the pine forest in a while.
Liang Zhijie supported Emperor Jing to fly back and forth with lightness kung fu, but the bats flew over and bit Emperor Jing's face to suck blood, scaring Emperor Jing into crying and shit, completely losing the dignity that an emperor should have.
The third prince, Lin Zhi, Wu Dehai and the three guards here were also chased by bats and ran around in a panic.
The eight brothers of the top ten masters all felt that it was very strange that these bats were just flying around them but none of them came to bite them.
"Liang Aiqing, hurry up and find a way to escape! I don't want to see the treasure anymore! Get out of here quickly, my face was bitten by these bats!" Emperor Jing said to Liang Zhijie trembling.
Before Liang Zhijie had time to say anything, several bats flew over and bit Jing Emperor's face again, and Jing Emperor was so frightened that he hid behind Liang Zhijie's back and cried loudly.
Liang Zhijie rolled his eyes secretly, and said to Emperor Jing: "Your Majesty, I also want to go out, but I can't!"
"Do you want my dragon piss to pour in four directions? But I don't pee now!" Emperor Jing said with a bitter face.
Long Fei covered his mouth and said with a sneer, "Your Majesty, where did your urine go, is it really impossible to squeeze out at all?"
Emperor Jing touched his robe in embarrassment and did not say a word.
Long Fei turned his head and winked at Baili Haoran, Baili Haoran immediately understood what he meant, stepped forward and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, use it!"
The old emperor hiding in the pine tree saw that the trouble was almost over, so he quickly lifted the formation and asked them to leave here quickly. If he was right, Emperor Jing, who had smoked a lot before, would start farting loudly.
Sure enough, the old emperor was not wrong at all. As soon as everyone walked out of the pine forest, they heard crackling sounds, not only from Emperor Jing, but also from the third prince, Lin Zhi, and Wu Dehai.It was embarrassing to the extreme!
Mai Duoduo originally planned to rush back to the county seat today, but seeing Emperor Jing and Wu Dehai's faces were severely bitten by bats, so he had to stay overnight and let them see a doctor before going back.
In the evening, everyone sat in the front yard for dinner, and Emperor Jing and Wu Dehai farted loudly from time to time, which made everyone embarrassed and didn't know what to do.
I wish you a happy weekend! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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