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Chapter 159 I'm Not Handsome

"Since I was seven years old, I haven't been out of the house, and the strange thing is that there are people fishing in front of my house all the year round, and they never return empty-handed.

The most interesting thing is that our home is far from the sea

One hundred kilometers.

In this way, they often caught fish in the small smelly ditch in front of the door, and found turtle eggs behind the haystack.

Later, after investigation, it turned out that there were countless women crying in front of my house all year round, and the composition of tears is very suitable for fish survival and sea turtles laying eggs.

Over the years, the tears of those women pooled into a small beach, and by the time I was 15, the beach was flourishing.

When I arrived, this beach developed very rapidly, so it was called: Hawaii and became a tourist destination.

Once, I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run wildly if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, there was no one chasing me except for screams. I was cautious. Looking back, it turned out that they all passed out on the beach."

Ignoring everyone's shock and excitement, Li Tian just bragged about being awesome to himself.

And in order to gain experience, every time he said a word, he would pause and wait for the system prompt.

At the end of the paragraph, he actually got 257 experience points, and his level was raised to [-], with an additional [-] experience points.

But can he be willing, of course he can't, he still has to continue to upgrade and brag.

"It wasn't long before I was summoned by the Jade Emperor, and the messenger said that I had ruined the Jade Emperor's family happiness.

It turned out that the Queen Mother actually filed for divorce with the Jade Emperor after seeing the photo that was secretly enlarged when I was six years old, creating the first Jade Emperor divorce in 33-day history.

The imperial decree has been issued, and I have to go to the heavenly court, because this kind of life is too unbearable, so I agreed and signed the customs clearance document.

But the customs clearance document was gone, because I had my signature on it, so it was stolen by the person who delivered the decree. He was sentenced to death later.

I still went to see the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor, a dead glass, the first time he saw me, he didn't ask me for a crime, but asked me what I wanted.

I thought about it for a long time, and thought that I only wanted a quiet life alone, so I said it, so the Jade Emperor built a hiding place for me.

Located on the top of Buzhou Mountain, which is covered with snow all the year round, this news is extremely blocked. Except for my family and the Jade Emperor, no one in the world knows where I am.

I enjoyed the rare tranquility, the real tranquility, the blue sky was very close to me, and the way of heaven was within reach.

I was quiet, but also extremely bored, I stood on the top and shouted loudly: "I'm not handsome!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly, a dark and thick voice came from the sky: "No, you are lying"

I was angry at the time, God, you can't lie to me. I am angry, extremely angry! ! !Questioning Heaven: Why do you make me so handsome! ! ! ! !why! ! ! ! !
Tiandao's thick voice came again: What did you say?
He actually pretended not to hear me, my whole body went limp, and wept: Why am I so handsome?
Heaven was silent.
After a while, Tiandao said: You are humble again.
At that moment, I just wanted to jump off the top"

"Ding ding ding ding ding..."

A series of system prompts kept echoing in Li Tian's ears.

In just this short period of time, he gained 1200 experience points again, and his level was successfully raised to level 259, leaving [-] more experience points.

According to this trend, it won't take long for him to break through Emperor Yuanwu, and it won't be long to reach Emperor Yuanwu.

This upgrade is really cool.

Li Tian suppressed his frantically beating heart and tried his best to calm himself down. He still wanted to brag and upgrade.

"Suddenly, a group of people rushed up the mountain from the bottom of the mountain. It was later discovered that the Jade Emperor would be kidnapped. The mother's grandmother of the leader of the gangsters once worked beside a jailer who specialized in interrogating ordinary people.

What I learned was the top ten tortures in the world. The Jade Emperor really deserves to be the Jade Emperor. He is definitely a man who can sing and cry. I didn’t tell my hiding place until the ninth punishment.
I'm crazy! ! !

I stood on a rock, facing the cliff, hysterical: How dare you come up! ! !I'll jump off! !
The crowd stood still, an astonishing silence.
However, commotion started, and many people jumped down from Buzhou Mountain as if possessed by a demon, and more and more people appeared!

In the end, only a few fainted ones remained on the mountain, and the rest all jumped off the cliff.I looked down, and they used their bodies to lay a cushion for me, lest I stumble and fall
I became alone and helpless.
I was protected by the Queen Mother, and a small world was specially built for me. All the women squeezed their heads out just to see me.

The Jade Emperor couldn't find me. In desperation, he started a war with the Queen Mother. The heavenly war broke out. In order to protect his dignity, the men actually destroyed the whole world.

After the world was destroyed, only I survived in the whole world, because I was in another independent small world, so I survived.

Walking out of the small world, I couldn't bear to look at this messy world, so I took that small world as the No.30 triple heaven world, and pieced together the fragments of the original world to form the current 33 heaven world.

However, because I am still in this world, in order to occupy me, the Heavenly Dao actually prevents any creatures from appearing in this 33rd heaven world.

In a fit of anger, I used the Disguise Technique, so that the Heavenly Dao could never find me again, and that's why you and your ancestors exist in this world. "

How handsome is this? It's so handsome that it destroys the world, so handsome and inhumane.

Just because of your handsomeness, the original world was destroyed, and you created this 33rd heaven world again.

This series of bragging is not only awesome, but also so logical.

Simply, invincible.

Who dares to say that you are not handsome!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully bragging and gaining 100 experience points."

"Ding, congratulations to the upgrade of the host's level. The current level is 261, and Emperor Yuanwu is the first level."

Another eleven successes, plus the original [-] experience, one [-], the other [-], just raised two levels, breaking through the level of Emperor Yuanwu.

But it didn't end yet, just as he was excited, a new system prompt came, making Li Tian jump up instantly.

At this moment, even bragging is forgotten!
PS: Thanks to Eryi Layman V, Seven Cylinder Emperor Wu for the reward.

This book is determined to become a series that looks better than books in the book review section, so starting today, I will join the questioning session at the end. May I ask, what is the longest road in the world?

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