Infinite Movie World

Chapter 723 Jack is Getting Married!

Jack woke up instantly.

He saw a fat man in a suit and leather shoes standing in front of him.

The man had a big pig nose and a beard all over his face, but his head was bald.

His face was fierce and his teeth were all bad, which didn't match the suit he was wearing.

"Fate is amazing, Jack Sparrow! Hahaha!" When the man spoke, his voice was very nasal, and the final consonant always had a "hum" sound, like a pig humming.

Jack said in astonishment: "No way? Pig Paley? Is it really you? Old friend? Ah ha ha, great, I didn't expect to meet you here! Remember the days when we were pirates together? That's such a fun time!"

The pig-headed Paley snorted coldly, "Happy and happy? I'm afraid you're the only one who is happy and happy, Jack! 30 years ago, you lent me ten gold coins and agreed to return them to me, but you didn't hear from me at all. Humph!"

Jack shrugged, "You can't blame me, pig. You know, I'm a busy man. If you don't come to collect the debt, how can you pay it back by yourself? Besides, when I lent you ten gold coins, I was I gave you a mortgage!"

The pig-headed Paley said grimly: "Yes! Your mortgage is a chart! You said there is a small island near the equator in the Pacific Ocean, and the island is full of platinum! Platinum! I recruited sailors and brought my family Looking for that small island, I found such a broken island in the end!"

Jack smiled and said, "Congratulations! So this is the legendary Platinum Island!"

"Platinum shit!" Piggy Paley roared angrily, "What platinum is it? It's just bird droppings!"

Jack quickly said: "Pig Paley, you don't know this. Bird droppings are actually very valuable. Some rich people eat bird droppings to treat diseases."

The pig-headed Paley was stunned, and then shook his head vigorously, "No, Jack, I won't be fooled by you again! This island is now my private domain, and I am the great lord and king here. , here I have the final say Humph! And you, Jack, must pay the debt! Now hum! Immediately hum! Immediately hum!"

Jack said quickly: "Okay, I will definitely pay it back. However, I can't take out ten gold coins at once. Please allow me a few days."

Pig-headed Paley said coldly: "Her name is Artebis."

Pig-headed Paley pointed to a fat woman in a wedding dress holding a bouquet in the distance and said.

Jack looked in the direction of Pig Paley's finger, and suddenly exclaimed.

That woman is not only fat, she is simply... horrible!
Her red hair was messily scattered on her huge head, her waist was as bloated as if she was pregnant in October, her face was densely covered with acne marks and pits, and there was a nasty sore with pus on the corner of her mouth.

She held a bouquet of flowers in one hand, and a piece of greasy pig's trotter in the other hand, while looking at Jack with a smiley look, while gnawing on the pig's trotter in her hand, as if Jack was hers Like a pig's trotter.

Pig-headed Paley grinned and said, "Jack, you are really lucky! Artebis is my sister, my own sister! She just became a widow yesterday, and you came here. Tell me, is this fate?"

Jack said dumbfoundedly: "Wait! She's your sister, Pig Paley? You just became a widow yesterday? Is it too soon to get married today? Even if you really want to get married, at least let us cultivate our relationship first. "

The fat woman Atbis gnawed on the pig's trotters and said in a low voice, "I oppose premarital sex."

"I'm talking about exchanging feelings, but I didn't say you have to act directly!"

"Without behavior, how can it be considered as an exchange of feelings?" The fat woman Atbis sneered.

"...Your sister is really bold." Jack smiled wryly and said to Pig Paley: "Brother Pig, let's discuss it again, isn't it just ten gold coins? It's easy to say, easy to say."

Pig-headed Paley said coldly: "Ten gold coins? No, ten gold coins, that was 30 years ago! Ligali, rolling interest, you have to pay me at least [-] gold coins now!"

Jack exclaimed: "Pig Paley, are you too cruel?"

The pig-headed Paley said fiercely: "Anyway, Jack, you can either pay me back one hundred thousand gold coins immediately! Or, you can marry my sister! You are a smart person, I think, with such a big benefit, it should be easy for you Just make a choice."

The fat woman Atbis said impatiently: "Can you start quickly? I'm already starving! Hurry up and end the ceremony, then start the wedding banquet, and then you can enter the bridal chamber!"

Jack opened his mouth wide and said, "Wait, didn't you just eat a pig's trotter just now?"

Artbis frowned and said, "That's just a snack, okay?"

Jack was about to cry.

At this time, a pair of chubby children jumped to Atbes's side, yelling that they were starving.

Jack said in astonishment: "Who is this?"

"Your son and your daughter." Piggy Paley grinned and said, "Otherwise, I would say, Jack, you are such a lucky bastard. Before you get married, you have a son and a daughter first."

"...How lucky is this?" Jack wanted to cry, "By the way, these two brats, no, these two golden boys and girls, why don't they feel sad at all when their father dies?"

The pig-headed Paley shrugged, "The one who died is not their real father. My sister Artbis has been married more than once."

Jack opened his mouth.

Pig Paley smiled and said: "This is also your luck, Jack, people will always make mistakes. If you make more mistakes, you will have rich experience and will not make the same mistakes again. The lady in front of you , It’s humiliated.”

"Is it still hard work?" Jack wanted to die.

Artbis said impatiently: "Can you start quickly? I'm so hungry!"

Jack quickly said: "Wait! Pig-headed Paley! Lingmei is so good, how can I be worthy of her! Let's choose another one! Oh, yes, Henry! Henry is not bad! He is young and handsome , the most suitable for your sister!"

Piggy Paley said angrily: "Do you think I haven't considered it? But Henry doesn't owe me any money, and he is already engaged to that lady named Karina Smith."

Jack looked at Henry and Karina in surprise, "You? When?"

Karina said as a matter of course: "It happened a long time ago."

Henry said, "Just now."

The two looked at each other, then changed their words at the same time.

"That's right, just now."

"Indeed, that was a long time ago."

Jack said angrily: "You two have no loyalty! Pig Paley, believe it or not, I am actually engaged, and I am also engaged to Karina. For this reason, I can duel with that little boy Henry! "

Karina shook her head, "I don't admit it."

Henry also shook his head, "He just doesn't want to marry the pig... Lingmei."

(End of this chapter)