Uncle's First Favorite Concubine

Chapter 1184 Advising People to Die

Chapter 1184 Advising People to Die

"Come down quickly, there's nothing you can't think about, if there's anything you can think about slowly, death can't solve the problem."

"Hey, don't die. If you want to die, don't die in my teahouse. What will I do if you die?" The shopkeeper slapped his legs and shouted.

The suicidal man upstairs had one leg collapsed outside, and he rode in the air: "It's useless for anyone to stop me, I'm going to die today, I don't want to live anymore."

Xiao Liu was puzzled: "Is suicide common in the streets here? Or is the Feng Shui of this teahouse different from other places?"

"It's probably due to good feng shui." Nangong Han agreed.

The shopkeeper turned his head and glared at the two of them: "What are you talking about? Are you so gloating?"

Xiao Liu tilted his head: "Human language, don't you understand?"

Then he stood next to the uncle of the emperor: "Help me see if he is a monster or something, he can't understand human words."

Nangong Han took a serious look at the shopkeeper, "I can't see it, maybe it's because the morality is too high."

"Pfft...hahaha..." The people around started laughing.

The shopkeeper was fuming with anger: "Go away, where did you come from, don't talk nonsense here."

Xiao Liu retreated timidly and hid behind the uncle of the emperor, poking his head out: "I came out of a mother's womb, didn't you?"

The shopkeeper probably knew that Xiao Liu couldn't please him so much, so he didn't bother to talk to him, and turned to look at the man upstairs who committed suicide.

"What can't you figure out? Isn't it just that you lack money? Come down, and I'll just give you the money."

The suicidal man said disdainfully: "Keep your stinky money and use it yourself, I don't care about it!"

Xiao Liu stood up from behind Uncle Huang.

Nangong Han flicked between her eyebrows and said dotingly, "Naughty."

Xiao Liu stuck out his tongue: "Hee hee, don't you cooperate with me too."

Looking upstairs, the suicidal man had already started to take the other leg, and saw that both legs were suspended in the air.

The people below exclaimed, persuading them even more fiercely.

But it was of no use at all.

Xiao Liu rubbed his chin, and suddenly shouted: "Hey, don't be overwhelmed, think about your daughter-in-law, how sad she would be if you died.

Also, when you die, someone else will marry your wife, spend your money, occupy your property, sleep with your wife, and beat your child, isn't it sad to think about it. "

The suicidal boy burst into tears and slid down.

Everyone thought, it's good to cry, because if we cry, it means that enlightenment is successful and they won't commit suicide.

The suicidal man shouted angrily: "My wife ran away and took away my money."

Xiao Liu was stunned, licked his lips, and continued to shout: "Then you still have brothers! Didn't you say that women are like clothes and men are like brothers and feet."

"My wife ran away with my brother!" The suicidal man became even angrier.

"Then you still have children!"

"Both of the children!"

"Go to hell, don't live!"

"Okay!" The suicidal man jumped deeply.

'Boom! 'Plasma spread all over the ground, slowly widening outward.

Xiao Liu opened his mouth and looked at Uncle Huang.

Nangong Han raised her chin and helped her close it: "It's fine even if he's dead, but it's a waste of food for such a person to live."

Xiao Liu looked at the corpse on the ground, isn't he, really dead?
The people around pointed at Xiao Liu, "It's really unconscionable, to actually make people die, it's all about persuading people to live, how can they let people die."

"She looks like a nice girl, why is she so cruel?"

"Some people are kind and evil, and such people should really go to hell..." The speaker just uttered the word "hell" before he was pinched by the neck.

Feet gradually lift off the ground.

(End of this chapter)

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