Uncle's First Favorite Concubine

Chapter 1329 Pulled in the crotch

Simply stretch out your hand to scratch your back and your whole body.

Xiao Liu asked concerned: "What's wrong with the Queen Mother? Is she sick?"

Then he looked at Fangyi who was about to eat a snack, threw the snack and smashed the snack in the opponent's hand.

"Still eating, does your lady suffer from epilepsy or something like that?"

Fangyi was at a loss: "I don't know?"

With just a few breaths of effort, the queen mother had already scratched the back of her hand with bloodstains, and her neck was cut by her nails.

"Come on, call the imperial doctor!" The eunuch and maid panicked.

So Xiaoliu and Fangyi sat in their seats without moving.

The imperial physician arrived soon, and several of them came one after another.

He hurriedly diagnosed and treated the queen mother.

Xiao Liu tapped on the handrail in an unhurried manner, then opened his mouth, and mouth-shaped Fang Yi silently.

"five……"

"Four……"

Fangyi was puzzled, what did Xiao Liu do?
"Doctor, what's the matter, Empress Dowager?"

"Rong Weichen take a look first..."

"One..." Xiao Liu said the last thing.

"Pfft..." There was a loud noise all day long.

Immediately afterwards, there was a huge ugliness rising into the sky, and the whole hall was like being in a latrine.

The Empress Dowager's face flushed from red to blue, and she tightly squeezed the corner of her clothes.

The imperial doctor held his breath, not daring to breathe, his face turned pale: "Madam, I will show you."

As soon as I got my pulse, there was another loud noise.

Xiao Liu almost couldn't laugh out loud, the queen mother's ass should be very cool now.

In such a hot weather, she sent 'cool' to the Queen Mother, so don't thank her too much.

What a clever little ghost she is!
Fangyi covered her nose with her handkerchief, feeling so sick that she wanted to gag.

Xiao Liu covered his nose with his sleeve, "Oh, who is so devoid of public morality, shitting in the latrine, there is no shame at all."

Then he pulled Fang Yi: "Come on, what is it, people in Yan Kingdom are used to shitting while eating?"

Quickly ran out of the hall.

The Empress Dowager could no longer bear the stomach rumbling, coupled with Xiao Liu's sarcasm, she clutched her stomach viciously and ran back.

Xiao Liu, who walked out of the Empress Dowager's bedroom, leaned on the wall and laughed loudly: "Haha, it's so funny, did you see her look like that, haha..."

So did Princess Fangyi, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist: "How did you do it? You are too good. Now the whole palace, everyone in Yanjing knows that the queen mother has pulled her pants."

"Haha, don't worship me too much. The old witch thought she would be fine if she didn't drink my tea. How could it be that easy."

How could she only have one hand to prepare.

"I thought that the most you could do was to make the Queen Mother unable to step down. I didn't expect you to make her look so ugly. It looks better now."

"The old witch is not a good one either. The snacks we eat are sterilized by adding medicine, and there are also those gestures. They are all common methods used by women in the harem, but they are much more ruthless than you."

"What? What you said is true?" Princess Fangyi was shocked.

"Of course, it's a good thing I know poison, or she would have killed me." Xiao Liu raised his chin proudly.

"Okay, now this old witch has no time to torment you, so I can live a peaceful life for a few days." Xiao Liu walked out with a smile.

Fangyi took a few steps to keep up: "What do you mean?"

"The medicine for diarrhea is very powerful. It will make her dehydrated and her legs will be weak. She won't be able to recover within ten and a half months. Don't worry."

Xiao Liu jumped up and down, humming: "La la la..."

Fangyi finally smiled, but unfortunately, this method is not easy for her to use in the Prince's Mansion.

Because she doesn't have a loving husband.

However, she also has other ideas.

Nanyuan.

After Xiao Liu and Princess Fangyi separated, they went straight back to the mansion.

When entering the inner courtyard, he ran into Hongying who was walking out.

(End of this chapter)