Since met you

Chapter 17 I'm Telling a Joke, Don't Cry (2)
The boy hugged the guitar and began to sing softly.Xia Yu stood there, looking up at the sky, there was a flash of trance in her eyes.

I think you must like me now
learned your favorite cheerfulness

think of you
What's wrong can't be forgiven

No matter how desolate the world is
I've loved you so I'm not afraid of being alone

"Where did you find such a handsome interview subject?" On the return plane, Ye Shuying still remembered the boy in the white shirt who seemed to have walked out of an idol drama, although they interviewed a lot in the next two days. people, but it was the boy who left her the deepest impression.When the boy left, he told Xia Yu that he had just quit his job as a resident singer in a bar and was going to go abroad to continue his music studies.When he said this, the depression in the boy's eyes dissipated, and it was as firm as Beichen.

"A friend from college." Xia Yu curled up in the blanket, closed her eyes, and said lazily, "It's just in the throes of breaking up a relationship, so let's use it for an interview."

Ye Shuying shook her head: "I didn't expect such a handsome boy to fall in love? Isn't he the only one who dumps others?"

"Can handsome be a meal?" Xia Yu curled her lips, "Apart from being handsome, he can sing a few love songs. He has no money, and he can't coax girls. No matter how handsome his face is, it will be annoying after a few years. It's normal to get kicked, and it's not like being in school when you enter the society, you can deceive girls with just one face."

"I didn't expect you to be such a realistic person." Ye Shuying looked contemptuous.

"Yeah, I used to be very unrealistic." Xia Yu opened her eyes, "So at that time I told him, it's okay, buddy, stick to your music, if she really loves you, she won't leave you of."

Ye Shuying was stunned, Xia Yu's tone was full of regret and regret, she suddenly felt that the air-conditioning on the plane was indeed too full, and hurriedly asked the flight attendant for a blanket.When she turned her head to look at Xia Yu again, he had already closed his eyes, as if he had fallen into a deep sleep.

After getting off the plane, Xia Yu received a call from Xia Mingming.

"Xiao Xiayu is back from vacation? Come to Houhai for a drink! We are all here, come quickly." There was a lot of noise over there, a bunch of people were calling Xiao Xiayu Xiao Xiayu to their mobile phones.

"I'm so tired, I want to go home and sleep. Go and play by yourself." Xia Yu replied decisively.

"It's at the old place, Hershey's Bar. Waiting for you. If you don't come, you can figure it out." The phone over there was also firmly hung up.

Xia Yu clenched her phone angrily, and when she turned her head, she saw Ye Shuying dragging her luggage and blinking at him.

Xia Yu hesitated for a while, and finally sent out an invitation: "This... I'm going to Houhai now, do you want to go?"

Of course Ye Shuying nodded without hesitation.

"I remember you told me before that you never go to bars?"

"I also said that I never reject any possibility in life!"

"Why do your words sound familiar?"

"There are flowers in spring and moon in autumn, cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you have nothing to worry about, it is a good time in the world." Although he has left Hangzhou, Xia Yu's poetry is still undiminished. He explained to Ye Shuying at the door of the bar Talking about the origin of the "Hershey" in the name of the bar, "This is a relatively cultural bar in Houhai. Look at the few bars in the past, such as 'Flame Phoenix' and 'Sunshine on July [-]th', they are really filthy. It’s embarrassing to go in. It’s too embarrassing to post a Moments!”

"What are you talking about at the door, if you want to come in, come in quickly, don't block other customers." A hot girl sitting by the bar said to Xia Yu.

"Oh, beauty, long time no see." The girl's tone was aggressive, but Xia Yu didn't mind at all, and immediately showed a flattering smile.

The girl ignored him, turned around and walked in.

"This is the resident singer here. I think I have a personality. I think the little brother who sells barbecue at the door likes her best. Every time she buys barbecue, she gets a [-]% discount!" Xia Yu shrugged and said He walked in with Ye Shuying.

As soon as the two walked in, the table in the corner immediately became restless.

"Come here, why are you bringing a girl? Are you so polite?"

This sentence Ye Shuying sounds a bit strange, because it is usually said like this: come as soon as you come, why do you bring a gift, so polite?So self is a gift?

"Still dragging your luggage, are you back from your honeymoon?"

Ye Shuying looked at the people in the bar and hurriedly pushed the box.

"It's a white team in this round, we are superfluous. Why don't you two go home first?"

Ye Shuying gave up struggling and looked towards the extremely noisy table, only to see Xia Mingming and a few boys sitting there, eyes full of gossip.

Xia Yu threw her luggage aside, walked quickly over there in a few steps and sat down on the sofa, picked up the dice on the table and shouted: "Shunzi is zero, leopard is six. Give me a drink! Drink!" ! Drink early and go home early!"

"Drink, drink." The people around immediately became excited, their eyes sparkling.

These bastards forget everything after a little stimulation.Xia Yu was thinking triumphantly, at this moment the crisp voice suddenly sounded: "What is this? I want to play too."

Xia Yu stroked her forehead, it turned out that the real bastard is always by her side.

"Little sister, come! Brother, sit next to me." One of the fat men immediately stepped aside and greeted Ye Shuying.

"Go over there." Xia Yu pushed a boy wearing a long zebra-print T-shirt to the side, and then pulled Ye Shuying by her side, "Don't be distracted, fat man, six six, can you drive?" open!"

"Open, open!" Fatty immediately lifted the lid, "I don't have one!"

"I'm a leopard!" Xia Yu proudly opened her own, "Drink!"

"How do you play this?" Ye Shuying looked eager to try.

"This game is called bragging. For example, the two of us are playing together. Here, I will give you a set of dice. You roll it, and if you think there are a few dice here, you shout. If someone shouts and the other party does not believe it, you will open it." Him. He drinks if he wins, and you drink if he loses!" The boy in the zebra print explained with a smile.

Xia Yu sighed in her heart, the opposite one was the well-known king of nightclubs in their circle of friends, who could drink a table of people down with one hand of dice, it seemed that Ye Shuying could not escape.Xia Yu patted Ye Shuying on the shoulder, and said to the man: "Zebra, don't bully others, we two are against you."

"Hahahaha. I'm a gambler, you're a drunkard, let's drink him down!" Ye Shuying was full of spirits.

The corner of Xia Yu's mouth couldn't help twitching slightly: "Drunkard?"

Half an hour later, Ye Shuying fell on the table, unconscious.

After Xia Yu went to the toilet and vomited for two rounds, she still sat there tenaciously, but she was a little shaky.

"Drink it for the last time, don't drink it after tomorrow. What kind of wine fairy is it to pour three cups upside down?" The fat man came over and patted Xia Yu on the shoulder.

Xia Yu hiccupped, scaring the people around and immediately ran away. Xia Yu wiped the corner of her mouth, feeling a little helpless: "If I told you, I actually didn't plan to drink it a long time ago, would you believe it?"

"You came out?" asked the fat man.

"I have such a beautiful girl by my side now, do you think I have come out?" Xia Yu looked at the fat man in disgust, then looked back at Ye Shuying, and then wanted to make her words appear more powerful, He reached out to touch Ye Shuying's hair.Who knew that Ye Shuying immediately raised her head in a jerk, and Xia Yu immediately retracted her hand in fright.

Ye Shuying raised her head and stared blankly at Xia Yu, Xia Yu was covered in goosebumps: "Ye Shuying, you just had a mosquito on your head. Hmm... are you... all right?"

Ye Shuying suddenly showed a silly smile and said, "Xia Yu, can I tell you a bad joke?"

Some people will have some eccentricities after drinking, the common ones are bragging, shouting, singing, and some squatting on the ground and crying without saying anything, but some will become very different, such as a very manly person It will suddenly become very motherly, for example, a female man will suddenly act coquettishly.But Ye Shuying's eccentricity after being drunk turned out to be a cold joke...

All the people present were stunned.

"Okay, okay!" Ye Shuying twisted her shoulders and acted coquettishly.

"Okay, okay, tell me." Xia Yu was the first to react.

"Let me ask you, a butterfly, its wings are broken, why can it continue to fly?" After Ye Shuying finished speaking, she burped for a long time.

Xia Yu thought about it seriously for a long time, then looked back at the other people, but she also looked confused, so she could only answer: "I don't know."

"Hahahaha. Because it is strong!" Ye Shuying laughed loudly.

Everyone stroked their foreheads one after another.

"Let me ask you again, there is a bee whose wings are broken, why can it continue to fly?" Ye Shuying put away her smile and asked solemnly.

"Because...it's strong?" Xia Yu began to suspect that Ye Shuying had lost her mind, could it be different with another animal?

"No!" Ye Shuying slapped the table, scaring everyone, "Because the butterfly told it, you have to be strong!"

"Believe it or not?" Xia Yu felt her IQ was insulted and raised her hand.

"Wait, there's more! The joke is not over yet." Ye Shuying opened Xia Yu's hand, "There is a dragonfly, its wings are broken, why can it continue to fly?"

"Because the butterfly and the bee told it, you have to be strong!" Xia Yu answered her helplessly, although he knew in his heart that the answer was wrong again.

"No! You're wrong again!" As expected, Ye Shuying spoke resoundingly.

"That is, how could I get it right?" Xia Yu said depressingly.

"The answer is, because the dragonfly...has a pair of invisible wings!" Ye Shuying proudly picked up the empty glass on the table and took a sip, "Good wine!"

"It's so cute, it's so cute." The fat man over there looked at Ye Shuying, and his mouth was almost drooling.

Zebra's eyes sparkled even more: "Xia Yu, is this really your new love? I think it's worth breaking up with you!"

Xia Yu sighed, got up and planned to pull Ye Shuying up: "Let's go, go home."

"No answer, no answer, why didn't you smile just now? Let me tell you another bad joke." Ye Shuying pushed Xia Yu's hand away, "You know... hey, I don't remember."

"It's okay if you don't remember." Xia Yu pulled Ye Shuying up, "We're going home first, you guys continue to play?"

"You really live together?" Everyone asked in surprise.

Xia Mingming who met Ye Shuying was even more confused: "Aren't you colleagues?"

"Look! Aliens!" Xia Yu pointed behind them, and everyone in the bar immediately turned their heads. Xia Yu dragged Ye Shuying and ran outside.

Xia Yu is pushing a box with her left hand and a box with her right hand, and Ye Shuying is sitting on the box.

"Look, the stars! The brightest star in the night sky!" Ye Shuying shouted pointing to the sky, and then sang, "I pray for a transparent heart and eyes that can shed tears. Let me believe again Courage, Oh! To embrace you beyond lies. Whenever I find no purpose in existence, whenever I'm lost in the night. Oh!"

"The smog in Beijing is so heavy, you can see the stars." Xia Yu pushed the box to the intersection with difficulty, and cursed bitterly.

"Actually, there is a bad joke about the stars...but I can't remember it all at once." Ye Shuying puffed up her face.

Xia Yu leaned helplessly on the side of the road, took out her mobile phone and prepared to call a taxi.

"Why are there so many people here at night..." Xia Yu murmured and complained, but suddenly saw a familiar figure walking in front of her, in a trance, Xia Yu was stunned for a long time, waiting for him to react Finally, he hurriedly looked at the crowd, but he never found the familiar figure again.

He stared blankly at the crowd in front of him, and his breathing became short of breath.

"What's wrong?" Ye Shuying followed his gaze in confusion.

"They asked me if I let go? Actually, no, but a new life has to start, right?"

"It's strange to say that we actually live in the same city, breathe the same air, and squeeze the same subway, but we can't meet each other. Is it because Beijing is too big? But when I turned my head just now, I seemed to see her. Right in that sea of ​​people." Xia Yu murmured as she looked at the crowd in front of her.

Ye Shuying yawned, jumped off the box, swayed into Xia Yu's arms, and smiled at him, "I don't understand what you're talking about, why don't I tell you a bad joke?" listen?"

Xia Yu was bumped and suddenly felt dazed, then couldn't help laughing.

"Why don't planes hit the stars in the sky?"

Xia Yu ignored her, just looked up at the night sky.

"Because the stars will twinkle." Ye Shuying giggled to herself.

Just for a moment, Xia Yu seemed to have really found that star in the turbid night sky.

(End of this chapter)