Carrying the shark muscle and breaking through the leaves
Chapter 260 Using Kamui to Open the Toilet
Chapter 260 Using Kamui to Open the Toilet
Konoha.
Naruto Office.
"What? The dried persimmon Kisame in Akatsuki...is an undercover agent sent by Kirigakure to go to Akatsuki?!" Tsunade said in amazement, and slapped the table with his palm, almost breaking the Hokage table.
"Yes, Hokage-sama."
Onito Mitsuki wears a mask with thin eyes and a sharp beak, and puts the scroll in his hand on Tsunade's table. Behind him stands his younger brother who also wears an Anbu mask - Onito Mitsuki.
Tsunade picked up the scroll, spread it out and looked carefully, closed his eyes, frowned, and finally relaxed his tone.
"Oh, I see. You can go back and return to your life."
"By the way, senior Kisame was undercover for Akatsuki, and the information passed in showed that Uchiha Itachi, the rebellious ninja of your clan, was actually an undercover agent for Konoha Village, but he has been killed by Sasuke now..."
Guideng Manyue said, "We shouldn't have said this, but... this is the meaning of Senior Kisame, our fifth Mizukage-sama, so..."
"I see."
Tsunade's expression was a little moved. He didn't expect that Itachi, who slaughtered the Uchiha clan in the early years, was really the undercover hero of Konoha Village.
But even so...
He can't come back either.
Tsunade sighed.
It is not Itachi and Kisame that are giving him a headache right now, but Sasuke. Because of Kakashi and Naruto's insistence, it is difficult for her to directly send out hunting troops.
After thinking about it, Tsunade stretched out his hand and stroked the porpoise in Jing Yin's arms beside him, raised his head and said to the ghost full moon:
"I already know the meaning of Mizukage Sandaime, please tell him that Konoha firmly agrees to participate in the Five Kage talks, and begins to fight Akatsuki's growth in an all-round way."
"clear."
Ghost Lantern Full Moon and Ghost Lantern Shuiyue replied, and immediately moved away.As Kirigakure Anbe, they couldn't stay in Konoha for too long, and they had to leave the village before dark.
******
At the same time, Hatake Kakashi's house.
The sparrows outside the window are chattering on the telephone poles.Get together and chatter non-stop.
Hatake Kakashi sat up from the floor, stretched, rolled up the futon, and put it in the closet.
Taking off his pajamas, he put on his Jonin suit, and with dead fish eyes open, he came to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and began to wash.
A sentence was written on the mirror in front of him with a black marker: Defeat Kisame, the first day of bloodbath and shame!
Although it was embarrassing, Kakashi didn't know how many times he had lost to Kisame.Every time he meets Kisame, he will play him around, and the mission will end in failure.
If it has been like this, he, who used to be the captain of the Konoha dark army, will be more or less uncomfortable.
Being defeated by Kisame several times has become a stain in his ninja mission career.
"Ugh--"
Kakashi was discouraged, honestly, he really didn't know what to do with Kisame.
Every time he thought of the technique to deal with him, he immediately changed to a new method and beat him to pieces again.
With a sad mood, Kakashi went to the toilet and sat on the toilet with a heavy heart.
Picking up the Love Weekly that he left in the toilet, Kakashi felt heavy again when he saw the news that "Jiraiya, the author of "Kindness Paradise", passed away unexpectedly, which made it impossible to continue the serialization of this work." down.
There will be no good books to read in the future...
Kakashi sighed deeply, and once again remembered the plot of "Kissing Heaven" he had watched in his mind, and was silent for a long time.
The first issue of the weekly magazine that should have been occupied by "Intimate Paradise" was replaced by a novel called "Crossing the Leaf with Shark Muscle" written by an author called "Miscellaneous Fish Capsule".
Kakashi just glanced at this novel and didn't want to read it any more. The writing is really bad, and it can't be compared with the original "Kindness Paradise". Moreover, the protagonist is Kisame Kisame, so Kakashi has no sense of substitution. , but extremely uncomfortable.
"Ugh--"
Kakashi sighed again, and he tossed the magazine aside.
Half a minute later, Kakashi pressed the button on the back of the toilet and flushed it.
Unexpectedly, the toilet was unexpectedly blocked.
"Ok?"
Seeing the clogged toilet, Kakashi frowned slightly, and wanted to go to the mission quickly, otherwise he would be late.
He glanced outside. It might be too late to call in a repairman at this time.
It doesn't seem too good if it's left alone all day, the neighbors will comment.
"Well, there's no other way."
Kakashi shrugged, lifted his mask, and revealed his Sharingan.
The Sangouyu rotates slowly, turning into a kaleidoscope Sharingan.
Kakashi looked at the clog in the toilet, his eyes slowly focusing.
"Divine power!"
A small spatial vortex appeared in the toilet, slowly sucking the blockage in.
While controlling the size of Kamui, Kakashi watched as Kakashi sucked in the blockage bit by bit.
Suddenly, he suddenly felt that the blockage was a bit big, as if it was stuck there, so he increased the size of Shenwei and continued to increase the suction.
But because Kamui Kakashi was not very proficient in using it, he suddenly used too much force, and the Kamui vortex suddenly increased in size to half a person, and with a bang, the sewers of the entire floor were blown away. Suck it all up!
Kakashi was so frightened that he hurriedly turned off Kamui, and vowed that he would never do the stupid thing of using Kamui to pass the toilet again!
Unexpectedly, just as he was about to turn off Shenwei, Lu Xiaoduan suddenly emerged from the Shenwei space, plopped down on the toilet, and stared at Kakashi with big eyes.
The scene was very embarrassing.
******
At the same moment, within the time and space of Shenwei.
Obito finally found the small and weak Kamui Space, and stood in front of it.
"Another Kamui?" Obito asked suspiciously, as expected, Kisame should have escaped from this.
But why another Kamui?
Just when Obito was puzzled, this weak Kamui suddenly grew to the size of half a person, and then...
A large piece of indescribably sticky and slippery thing sprayed out from it!
I poured it on Obito...
Obito's whole body immediately became stinky!
"This……"
After finally figuring out what this thing on his body was, Obito clenched his fists, as if he had suddenly thought of the origin of this divine power!
"Kakashi!"
Obito was furious, clenched his teeth, and his Sharingan eyes were scarlet and terrifying.
After a few minutes.
Obito came to Nagato.
At this time, Nagato is using Payne Tiandao to install mechanisms and shells for Shura Dao.
Then suddenly there was a bad smell.
"Xiaonan, what are you doing?"
Nagato asked, and when he looked up, he suddenly saw a golden-yellow Obito, and Xiaonan who was shying away.
"It's decided, it's now! Go in! Attack! Wood! Leaf!" Obito said angrily. Although he covered his face with a mask he picked up temporarily, the ferocious expression on his face seemed to have passed through the mask and appeared on Nagato's face. In front of my eyes.
The inspiration for this chapter comes from a meme that Kakashi used Kamui to pass through the toilet to trigger a ninja war. In view of the fact that the creator of the meme cannot be traced back, Zayu is only quoting here and expressing his sincere thanks to the original creator of the meme.
(End of this chapter)
Konoha.
Naruto Office.
"What? The dried persimmon Kisame in Akatsuki...is an undercover agent sent by Kirigakure to go to Akatsuki?!" Tsunade said in amazement, and slapped the table with his palm, almost breaking the Hokage table.
"Yes, Hokage-sama."
Onito Mitsuki wears a mask with thin eyes and a sharp beak, and puts the scroll in his hand on Tsunade's table. Behind him stands his younger brother who also wears an Anbu mask - Onito Mitsuki.
Tsunade picked up the scroll, spread it out and looked carefully, closed his eyes, frowned, and finally relaxed his tone.
"Oh, I see. You can go back and return to your life."
"By the way, senior Kisame was undercover for Akatsuki, and the information passed in showed that Uchiha Itachi, the rebellious ninja of your clan, was actually an undercover agent for Konoha Village, but he has been killed by Sasuke now..."
Guideng Manyue said, "We shouldn't have said this, but... this is the meaning of Senior Kisame, our fifth Mizukage-sama, so..."
"I see."
Tsunade's expression was a little moved. He didn't expect that Itachi, who slaughtered the Uchiha clan in the early years, was really the undercover hero of Konoha Village.
But even so...
He can't come back either.
Tsunade sighed.
It is not Itachi and Kisame that are giving him a headache right now, but Sasuke. Because of Kakashi and Naruto's insistence, it is difficult for her to directly send out hunting troops.
After thinking about it, Tsunade stretched out his hand and stroked the porpoise in Jing Yin's arms beside him, raised his head and said to the ghost full moon:
"I already know the meaning of Mizukage Sandaime, please tell him that Konoha firmly agrees to participate in the Five Kage talks, and begins to fight Akatsuki's growth in an all-round way."
"clear."
Ghost Lantern Full Moon and Ghost Lantern Shuiyue replied, and immediately moved away.As Kirigakure Anbe, they couldn't stay in Konoha for too long, and they had to leave the village before dark.
******
At the same time, Hatake Kakashi's house.
The sparrows outside the window are chattering on the telephone poles.Get together and chatter non-stop.
Hatake Kakashi sat up from the floor, stretched, rolled up the futon, and put it in the closet.
Taking off his pajamas, he put on his Jonin suit, and with dead fish eyes open, he came to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and began to wash.
A sentence was written on the mirror in front of him with a black marker: Defeat Kisame, the first day of bloodbath and shame!
Although it was embarrassing, Kakashi didn't know how many times he had lost to Kisame.Every time he meets Kisame, he will play him around, and the mission will end in failure.
If it has been like this, he, who used to be the captain of the Konoha dark army, will be more or less uncomfortable.
Being defeated by Kisame several times has become a stain in his ninja mission career.
"Ugh--"
Kakashi was discouraged, honestly, he really didn't know what to do with Kisame.
Every time he thought of the technique to deal with him, he immediately changed to a new method and beat him to pieces again.
With a sad mood, Kakashi went to the toilet and sat on the toilet with a heavy heart.
Picking up the Love Weekly that he left in the toilet, Kakashi felt heavy again when he saw the news that "Jiraiya, the author of "Kindness Paradise", passed away unexpectedly, which made it impossible to continue the serialization of this work." down.
There will be no good books to read in the future...
Kakashi sighed deeply, and once again remembered the plot of "Kissing Heaven" he had watched in his mind, and was silent for a long time.
The first issue of the weekly magazine that should have been occupied by "Intimate Paradise" was replaced by a novel called "Crossing the Leaf with Shark Muscle" written by an author called "Miscellaneous Fish Capsule".
Kakashi just glanced at this novel and didn't want to read it any more. The writing is really bad, and it can't be compared with the original "Kindness Paradise". Moreover, the protagonist is Kisame Kisame, so Kakashi has no sense of substitution. , but extremely uncomfortable.
"Ugh--"
Kakashi sighed again, and he tossed the magazine aside.
Half a minute later, Kakashi pressed the button on the back of the toilet and flushed it.
Unexpectedly, the toilet was unexpectedly blocked.
"Ok?"
Seeing the clogged toilet, Kakashi frowned slightly, and wanted to go to the mission quickly, otherwise he would be late.
He glanced outside. It might be too late to call in a repairman at this time.
It doesn't seem too good if it's left alone all day, the neighbors will comment.
"Well, there's no other way."
Kakashi shrugged, lifted his mask, and revealed his Sharingan.
The Sangouyu rotates slowly, turning into a kaleidoscope Sharingan.
Kakashi looked at the clog in the toilet, his eyes slowly focusing.
"Divine power!"
A small spatial vortex appeared in the toilet, slowly sucking the blockage in.
While controlling the size of Kamui, Kakashi watched as Kakashi sucked in the blockage bit by bit.
Suddenly, he suddenly felt that the blockage was a bit big, as if it was stuck there, so he increased the size of Shenwei and continued to increase the suction.
But because Kamui Kakashi was not very proficient in using it, he suddenly used too much force, and the Kamui vortex suddenly increased in size to half a person, and with a bang, the sewers of the entire floor were blown away. Suck it all up!
Kakashi was so frightened that he hurriedly turned off Kamui, and vowed that he would never do the stupid thing of using Kamui to pass the toilet again!
Unexpectedly, just as he was about to turn off Shenwei, Lu Xiaoduan suddenly emerged from the Shenwei space, plopped down on the toilet, and stared at Kakashi with big eyes.
The scene was very embarrassing.
******
At the same moment, within the time and space of Shenwei.
Obito finally found the small and weak Kamui Space, and stood in front of it.
"Another Kamui?" Obito asked suspiciously, as expected, Kisame should have escaped from this.
But why another Kamui?
Just when Obito was puzzled, this weak Kamui suddenly grew to the size of half a person, and then...
A large piece of indescribably sticky and slippery thing sprayed out from it!
I poured it on Obito...
Obito's whole body immediately became stinky!
"This……"
After finally figuring out what this thing on his body was, Obito clenched his fists, as if he had suddenly thought of the origin of this divine power!
"Kakashi!"
Obito was furious, clenched his teeth, and his Sharingan eyes were scarlet and terrifying.
After a few minutes.
Obito came to Nagato.
At this time, Nagato is using Payne Tiandao to install mechanisms and shells for Shura Dao.
Then suddenly there was a bad smell.
"Xiaonan, what are you doing?"
Nagato asked, and when he looked up, he suddenly saw a golden-yellow Obito, and Xiaonan who was shying away.
"It's decided, it's now! Go in! Attack! Wood! Leaf!" Obito said angrily. Although he covered his face with a mask he picked up temporarily, the ferocious expression on his face seemed to have passed through the mask and appeared on Nagato's face. In front of my eyes.
The inspiration for this chapter comes from a meme that Kakashi used Kamui to pass through the toilet to trigger a ninja war. In view of the fact that the creator of the meme cannot be traced back, Zayu is only quoting here and expressing his sincere thanks to the original creator of the meme.
(End of this chapter)
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