Chapter 231

"What does it mean to lick your mother's ass?" Qi Ranran froze for a moment, and looked at Xiao Bai in his arms in confusion, but saw Xiao Bai lowered his head aggrievedly, pointing at his finger, but refused to look at Xiao Jiu'er.

But Xiao Jiu'er looked at the sky speechlessly, and said word by word: "Who told you to lick my ass? You don't want to and I despise your dirty saliva!"

Hearing this, Xiaobai quickly jumped out of Qi Ranran's arms; "But mother, didn't you want me to treat the injury? This injury is on the buttocks, if Xiaobai doesn't lick it, how can I treat it with you?"

Xiao Jiu'er stared at Xiao Bai's big eyes full of doubts, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said word by word: "Don't you know how to make medicine powder directly from your saliva!"

"So it's like this!" Xiaobai showed a look of sudden realization, and quickly laughed, "Mother, don't worry, Xiaobai is going to make medicine powder now!"

Qi Ranran watched Xiao Bai run out, then looked at Xiao Jiu'er, and said slowly, "Miss, so Xiao Bai still has this function!"

"Except for being unable to have children, he has all kinds of functions!" Xiao Jiu'er tilted his head and said with a smile, "So, I picked up a treasure and came back!"

"If this treasure is resold, I'm afraid it will be worth a lot of money." Qi Ranran's eyes lit up, and he said quickly, "Miss, look, Xiaobai knows how to get back anyway, we sold Xiaobai, and Xiaobai ran away again Come back, this has nothing to do with us, but in this way, we can make a lot of money!"

The corner of Xiao Jiu'er's mouth twitched slightly, looked at Qi Ranran, and said angrily: "Are you stupid! Who would believe that a child knows so many things! It's such a bizarre thing!"

"Ah!" Qi Ranran seemed to have figured out something, showing a look of frustration, "It turns out that this treasure can only be hidden at home!"

Xiao Jiu'er only felt that she was one head and two big, and her butt began to hurt. How could she have such a stupid friend!

"Mother!" Xiao Bai's voice came again, Xiao Jiu'er hadn't reacted yet, he just felt that something ran into his mouth, and it turned into a puddle of ice water and poured into his heart, making the whole person feel refreshed stand up.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Jiu'er felt that the pain in his buttocks was more than half healed.

And Qi Ranran stared at the wound on Xiao Jiu'er's buttocks, seeing that the wound was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Oh my god! It's amazing!" Qi Ranran said slowly with her eyes wide open, while Xiao Bai beside her smiled triumphantly.

The next second, Xiao Jiu'er got up, raised his legs high, twisted his buttocks, his eyes were bright; "Look, I'm resurrected with full blood!"

After finishing speaking, he hugged Xiaobai in his arms, gave a "baji" and kissed it on the face: "It really is my mother's good son!"

"Mother, do you want Xiaobai to help?" Xiaobai raised a smiling face and asked for praise, "Mother, do you still want this pill?"

"Yes! Of course!" Xiao Jiu'er said quickly.

"I want it too!" Not to be outdone, Qi Ranran quickly came to Xiaobai's side, and said flatteringly, "Xiaobai, would you like to give Aunt Ranran a few?"

"Okay!" Xiaobai nodded, took out a few pills from his arms, and said slowly, "Anyway, Xiaobai collected them as soon as he farted, and just used them to make these pills..."

With a sound of "Plop", Xiao Bai fell to the ground, feeling aggrieved immediately, touching his butt, looking up at Xiao Jiu'er, complaining silently.

"Xiao Bai! You let me eat your fart! You little bastard!" Xiao Jiu'er was furious, and was about to kick Xiao Bai, but fortunately, Xiao Bai reacted quickly and rushed out.

"Mother! Xiaobai's fart heals quickly!"

Xiao Bai didn't want Xiao Jiu'er to misunderstand, so he quickly explained, but the more he explained, the more Xiao Jiu'er became furious, as if he wanted to tear Xiao Bai to pieces.

And Xiaobai had already run away without a trace, Xiao Jiuer supported the tree trunk with one hand, thinking that he had eaten a fart, his face turned pale in an instant, and only heard "vomit!", Xiao Jiuer bent over and began to retch , What evil did she do!
Seeing this, Qi Ranran quickly walked over, wiped Xiao Jiu'er's lips, gave Xiao Jiu'er a glass of water to rinse his mouth, and asked tentatively, "Miss, do you want any more pills?"

"No more!" Xiao Jiu'er shouted quickly, with a sharper voice, "Take it away quickly! Take it all away!"

"Okay!" Qi Ranran burst into laughter, walked quickly to the room, put all the pills in her pocket, and rolled her eyes.

Xiao Jiu'er walked into the room, and saw Qi Ranran's money-obsessed expression, shook his head helplessly, and sat on the imperial concubine's couch; "Go and get me something to eat!"

"Yes, miss!" Soon, Qi Ranran took the food and said with a smile, "Miss, I want to leave the house!"

Xiao Jiu'er drank the noodle soup without raising his head and said, "Go, go."

"Thank you, miss!" Qi Ranran was so excited that she jumped out of the back door using lightness kung fu.

Looking at Qi Ranran's hurried back, Xiao Jiu'er snorted coldly; "Hurry to reincarnate!"

After eating, Xiao Jiu'er lay down on the bed and started to catch up on sleep. Thinking about going to Wen's residence at night, he fell asleep in a daze.

When Xiao Jiu'er woke up, it was already an hour later.

"Who's on the roof!" Xiao Jiu'er, who was yawning, was taken aback suddenly, and then jumped up from the bed, frowning tightly, and rushed out quickly, a red shadow quickly fell.

Looking at the person in front of him, the corner of Xiao Jiu'er's mouth twitched slightly: "Saobao!"

Nangong Yufeng raised his eyebrows, and said lightly: "It seems that Miss Xiao is not a big deal, she is so lively and jumping, people have to admire Miss Xiao's recovery ability! She is really comparable to a man!"

"Come on!" Xiao Jiu'er rolled his eyes, "Just say I'm rough and thick!"

The smile on Nangong Yufeng's face deepened a bit: "It turns out that Miss Xiao has always known herself so clearly, it really impressed me!"

Xiao Jiu'er frowned, crossed his arms, looked at the man in front of him, and said slowly, "I said Nangong Yufeng, you came here to mock me, right?"

Before Nangong Yufeng could speak, Xiao Jiu'er seemed to have thought of something, and immediately said, "Wait, you didn't come to ask me for money, did you?" Xiao Jiu'er suddenly raised his head, glaring at Nangong Yufeng angrily , gritted his teeth and said, "I didn't ask your concubine to help me! She asked for it herself!"

Hearing this, Nangong Yufeng was crying in the room, looking at Xiao Jiuer, his red lips parted slightly; "Not everyone likes money like you do!"

Nangong Yufeng sat in the yard, looking at Xiao Jiu'er's confused expression, he just thought it was funny for a while.

When she heard that Xiao Jiu'er was being beaten, her heart suddenly ached, and she really wanted to rush over to save her. If it wasn't for the concubine mother to stop her, she might have done something that was not in line with her own reason.

After his mother and concubine came back and found out that nothing was wrong, he was relieved, but his mother's words made him come to the general's mansion unknowingly.

"By the way, why don't you go to see those young ladies performing their talents, and come here to mock me, is it fun?" Xiao Jiu'er was so angry that he walked to Nangong Yufeng and sat down, "You know When will the queen give me compensation?"

"Just in these few days." Nangong Yufeng said slowly.

Xiao Jiu'er frowned: "Why do I have a bad feeling..."

"How?" Nangong Yufeng raised his brows, looked sideways at Xiao Jiu'er, "What bad premonition?"

Xiao Jiu'er turned around, met Shang Nangong Yufeng's eyes, with indescribable seriousness on his face, and said word by word; "I always feel that the empress will renege on her debt!"

(End of this chapter)

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