My master is the coffin
Chapter 153 Sloppy Taoist
Chapter 153 Sloppy Taoist
The moonlight shone on Wen Yu's face.Scared us out of our wits.
To be honest, the moonlight is very blurry, we can barely tell that this person is Wen Yu.As for the expression on her face, that's out of the question.But I don't know why, I always feel that she has a hideous face now, which is very scary.
Wen Yu looked around for a few times, then suddenly turned her head in the direction of the few of us, then stared at us without moving.
Fatty's voice trembled: "Brother, why do I feel like she's looking at us?"
The thin man hummed: "It seems to be looking at us."
The fat man kept banging his teeth up and down: "Brother, tell me, did she not eat enough just now, she wants to eat alive."
The thin man waved his hand impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, be quiet."
The fat man was still rambling: "Brother, something is wrong, let's run away. What if we are eaten later?"
As soon as the fat man finished speaking, Wen Yu suddenly stood up and walked towards us.
We all cursed: "Fatty, you have a crow's mouth."
Seeing Wen Yu walking towards us.The thin man asked, "What shall we do? Fight or flee?"
I looked around: "Are we Wen Yu's opponents?"
Wushuang touched the mahogany sword and said: "We all rushed forward, defeating Wen Yu will not be a problem. What's more, she was injured before."
Zhizha Wu repeatedly waved his hands: "Don't count me in."
The fat man followed suit: "Don't count me in."
I also wanted to wave my hand, but as soon as my arm was raised halfway, Wushuang beat me down.
Zhizha Wu has his own set of theories: "Obviously Wen Yu is out of his mind now. What's the point of fighting a lunatic? We'll hurt both. Let's clean her up after she gets tired. Isn't it easy?"
Zhi Zha Wu's words instantly convinced me and the skinny man, two vacillating centrists.
Wushuang still wanted to argue, I grabbed her and said, "Hurry up and let's go."
Then the four of us and one ghost fled towards Dasheng Village with Maoyao.
We just ran two steps, and the fat man screamed: "Brother, it's terrible, she's chasing me." Then the fat man suddenly ran as fast as if he was possessed by a ghost.He passed us in an instant and ran back to the village.
I looked at this pile of fast-moving fat, and couldn't help but say, "This...this doesn't conform to the laws of physics..."
The thin man said anxiously from the side: "Don't be emotional, I'm catching up."
I turned around, didn't I?Wen Yu was less than fifty steps away from us, gnashing her teeth under the moonlight, still chewing something in her mouth.
At this time, Zhizha Wu laughed cheaply: "You guys run, I'll hide first." Then he possessed himself on the mahogany sword.
Seeing that Wen Yu is getting closer and closer to us, I believe we will have to be caught by him in five minutes.At this moment, a person walked up the side road and said to us: "Several fellow villagers, please stop for a while, let me inquire about the way, this big... ouch, who is this, eh? Ah... help... ..."
We turned around and saw that Wen Yu had thrown down the person who asked for directions just now, screamed like a wild beast, and then bit the person.
Those who practice Taoism have chivalry in their hearts.If Wen Yu simply chases us, we can hide, we can escape, it's fine.But now that Wen Yu is attacking innocent passers-by, we must not sit idly by.
Wushuang first shouted loudly, shouting Wei in jargon, accompanied by this voice, she rushed over with the mahogany sword in hand.
The thin man and I were not slow to react, and those who shouted ran to Wen Yu's side.
As expected, Wen Yu lost his sanity and ignored the arrival of the three of us.Instead, he focused on biting the passerby.
And the passerby has been struggling fiercely.Crying again and again.
The thin man paid attention to efficiency in his work, and he didn't talk nonsense at all. The mahogany sword in his hand directly stabbed at the wound on Wen Yu's body before.
With a cry of pain, Wen Yu finally straightened up, opened both hands, and grabbed the thin man.
The three of us, with three swords, greeted Wen Yu one after another.
At this time, the passer-by who was lying on the ground suddenly rolled over, hugged Wen Yu's feet, and wrestled with each other.Wen Yu's feet were unsteady, and he fell to the ground in an instant, and then the four of us rushed over, you pressed your arms and I pulled your legs, and finally pinned Wen Yu to the ground.
Wen Yu kept howling and struggling endlessly.The four of us could barely hold her down.
At this moment, a flashlight appeared at the entrance of Dasheng Village, and then, a group of figures ran over.Fatty is the leader, followed by villagers.
The thin man was furious: "Fat man, are you crazy? Do you understand the rules? Why do you call the common people about the cultivators? How will you explain to them if you get hurt?"
The fat man was excited to bring someone over, but he was scolded by the thin man, so he didn't dare to come over.
Although the fat man didn't dare to move, the villagers were unambiguous.The leader was my uncle with a crooked neck, followed by a group of big men with sticks and ropes in their hands.In the back, there is even an aunt holding a child to watch the fun.
These big men helped to press Wen Yu, and then two people quickly tied Wen Yu up. The proficiency made me shudder, and I couldn't help but ask: "What did you two do before? The method of bundling people is also too skillful."
The two of them smiled honestly: "Hey, we are pig killers."
Wen Yu was tied up, shouting loudly.But he couldn't move his body.At this time, the thin man finally freed his hand.
Then he walked up to the fat man angrily.The fat man stood on the ground with his head drooping, not daring to move.He lowered his head silently, letting the thin man scold him bloody.
The noisy crowd suddenly quieted down.Everyone was watching these two quietly. The child in the aunt's arms was frightened and cried at first, and then was too frightened to cry.
Wushuang and I stood up, pulled the thin man hard, and persuaded: "It's okay, just stop scolding. Without the fat man, can we control Wen Yu so smoothly?"
The skinny man was still angry: "Fortunately, we restrained Wen Yu in advance, otherwise, with so many people coming, what if Wen Yu hurt the villagers?"
The aunts who held the children also persuaded: "Isn't it just madness? I've seen it a lot, so what are you afraid of?"
Only then did I understand why the fat man was able to bring so many people here. It turned out that he had lied so much.
When there were more people around, the situation stabilized.I stretched out my hand to help the passerby from the ground, and asked, "Brother, are you alright?"
The man muttered something and I didn't really listen because my attention was on my hands.Slippery, greasy, smelly.
I reached out and asked the villager next to me for a flashlight, and I took a picture like this.Oh, how can this person be so dirty?Needless to say, a suit of clothes is shiny.A thick layer on exposed hands and neck.The hair sticks into locks.
I couldn't help but took two steps back: "Brother, what's your background?"
Wushuang next to her covered her nose, gave me a blank look, and said angrily, "Why are you so sympathetic? You can learn from me." Then she looked at the passer-by with a look of disgust: "Hey, I Let me ask you, sloppy king, were you injured just now?"
The passer-by looked aggrieved: "I'm not a sloppy king, my surname is Bei. You can call me Xiao Bei, you can also call me Brother Bei, or you can call me..."
Wushuang almost threw up: "Don't talk to me, turn your face away. Tell me, are you injured?"
Xiaobei touched his body: "No. That person just now hasn't bitten through this layer of my body..."
Xiaobei was halfway through talking, Wushuang had already started to retch, and said while vomiting: "My old lady was out of her body, and she once glanced at the world, always thought that the sloppy king was only on TV, who would have known that seeing the real one today gone."
Xiaobei didn't care about these words, but pointed to the thin man and said, "I just heard him say that you are also practitioners?"
I raised my eyes: "Yeah? Could it be that you are also a Taoist?"
Xiao Bei nodded: "Yes, I am also a Taoist priest."
After a few minutes, we started holding our noses and calling him a sloppy Taoist priest.It's not that we deliberately made him feel poor, it's mainly because he was too dirty, and he couldn't hold back without shouting.This feeling is like some people complaining about eating hot peppers, complaining about pain after giving birth, or shouting about fear after watching ghost movies.
We didn't bother to chat with the sloppy Taoist priest.Because we were busy tying Wen Yu back.
Wen Yu was carried by us, howling all the time.
We went back to my uncle with a crooked neck.The rest of the villagers had seen enough excitement and went back.The cousin's house was quiet, except for Wen Yu's screams.
We all looked at each other, none of us knew what to do.
Later, we called Zhi Zha Wu out again.Several people studied in the middle of the night, but still couldn't see the way out.
The fat man and the thin man reconciled a long time ago. When they got together, they said to Zhi Zha Wu: "Master, do you think Wen Yu is a ghost? How about we take a look at the soul?"
Zhizha Wu shook his head: "Wen Yu is very skillful, why dare to get on her body? If there is a ghost on her body, I'm afraid we can't deal with it."
Although Zhizha Wu said so, he still waved his hands: "You guys are ready to take care of her soul, and treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor."
The thin man and the fat man agreed, took out the candles and white paper, and got ready quickly.
Then, several of us waited quietly behind the white paper.
There is nothing on the white paper.We couldn't help wondering: "Where's Wen Yu's soul?"
While he was wondering, suddenly a red shadow appeared from above.The shadow opened its teeth and claws, accompanied by the growl in Wen Yu's mouth, which startled us.
When we came back to our senses, we took a closer look and couldn't help saying: "Whose shadow is this? It can't be Wen Yu's. How can Wen Yu be so thick-backed?"
Fatty was holding a white paper beside him, and at this moment he suddenly said tremblingly with tears in his voice, "It's not necessarily true."
(End of this chapter)
The moonlight shone on Wen Yu's face.Scared us out of our wits.
To be honest, the moonlight is very blurry, we can barely tell that this person is Wen Yu.As for the expression on her face, that's out of the question.But I don't know why, I always feel that she has a hideous face now, which is very scary.
Wen Yu looked around for a few times, then suddenly turned her head in the direction of the few of us, then stared at us without moving.
Fatty's voice trembled: "Brother, why do I feel like she's looking at us?"
The thin man hummed: "It seems to be looking at us."
The fat man kept banging his teeth up and down: "Brother, tell me, did she not eat enough just now, she wants to eat alive."
The thin man waved his hand impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, be quiet."
The fat man was still rambling: "Brother, something is wrong, let's run away. What if we are eaten later?"
As soon as the fat man finished speaking, Wen Yu suddenly stood up and walked towards us.
We all cursed: "Fatty, you have a crow's mouth."
Seeing Wen Yu walking towards us.The thin man asked, "What shall we do? Fight or flee?"
I looked around: "Are we Wen Yu's opponents?"
Wushuang touched the mahogany sword and said: "We all rushed forward, defeating Wen Yu will not be a problem. What's more, she was injured before."
Zhizha Wu repeatedly waved his hands: "Don't count me in."
The fat man followed suit: "Don't count me in."
I also wanted to wave my hand, but as soon as my arm was raised halfway, Wushuang beat me down.
Zhizha Wu has his own set of theories: "Obviously Wen Yu is out of his mind now. What's the point of fighting a lunatic? We'll hurt both. Let's clean her up after she gets tired. Isn't it easy?"
Zhi Zha Wu's words instantly convinced me and the skinny man, two vacillating centrists.
Wushuang still wanted to argue, I grabbed her and said, "Hurry up and let's go."
Then the four of us and one ghost fled towards Dasheng Village with Maoyao.
We just ran two steps, and the fat man screamed: "Brother, it's terrible, she's chasing me." Then the fat man suddenly ran as fast as if he was possessed by a ghost.He passed us in an instant and ran back to the village.
I looked at this pile of fast-moving fat, and couldn't help but say, "This...this doesn't conform to the laws of physics..."
The thin man said anxiously from the side: "Don't be emotional, I'm catching up."
I turned around, didn't I?Wen Yu was less than fifty steps away from us, gnashing her teeth under the moonlight, still chewing something in her mouth.
At this time, Zhizha Wu laughed cheaply: "You guys run, I'll hide first." Then he possessed himself on the mahogany sword.
Seeing that Wen Yu is getting closer and closer to us, I believe we will have to be caught by him in five minutes.At this moment, a person walked up the side road and said to us: "Several fellow villagers, please stop for a while, let me inquire about the way, this big... ouch, who is this, eh? Ah... help... ..."
We turned around and saw that Wen Yu had thrown down the person who asked for directions just now, screamed like a wild beast, and then bit the person.
Those who practice Taoism have chivalry in their hearts.If Wen Yu simply chases us, we can hide, we can escape, it's fine.But now that Wen Yu is attacking innocent passers-by, we must not sit idly by.
Wushuang first shouted loudly, shouting Wei in jargon, accompanied by this voice, she rushed over with the mahogany sword in hand.
The thin man and I were not slow to react, and those who shouted ran to Wen Yu's side.
As expected, Wen Yu lost his sanity and ignored the arrival of the three of us.Instead, he focused on biting the passerby.
And the passerby has been struggling fiercely.Crying again and again.
The thin man paid attention to efficiency in his work, and he didn't talk nonsense at all. The mahogany sword in his hand directly stabbed at the wound on Wen Yu's body before.
With a cry of pain, Wen Yu finally straightened up, opened both hands, and grabbed the thin man.
The three of us, with three swords, greeted Wen Yu one after another.
At this time, the passer-by who was lying on the ground suddenly rolled over, hugged Wen Yu's feet, and wrestled with each other.Wen Yu's feet were unsteady, and he fell to the ground in an instant, and then the four of us rushed over, you pressed your arms and I pulled your legs, and finally pinned Wen Yu to the ground.
Wen Yu kept howling and struggling endlessly.The four of us could barely hold her down.
At this moment, a flashlight appeared at the entrance of Dasheng Village, and then, a group of figures ran over.Fatty is the leader, followed by villagers.
The thin man was furious: "Fat man, are you crazy? Do you understand the rules? Why do you call the common people about the cultivators? How will you explain to them if you get hurt?"
The fat man was excited to bring someone over, but he was scolded by the thin man, so he didn't dare to come over.
Although the fat man didn't dare to move, the villagers were unambiguous.The leader was my uncle with a crooked neck, followed by a group of big men with sticks and ropes in their hands.In the back, there is even an aunt holding a child to watch the fun.
These big men helped to press Wen Yu, and then two people quickly tied Wen Yu up. The proficiency made me shudder, and I couldn't help but ask: "What did you two do before? The method of bundling people is also too skillful."
The two of them smiled honestly: "Hey, we are pig killers."
Wen Yu was tied up, shouting loudly.But he couldn't move his body.At this time, the thin man finally freed his hand.
Then he walked up to the fat man angrily.The fat man stood on the ground with his head drooping, not daring to move.He lowered his head silently, letting the thin man scold him bloody.
The noisy crowd suddenly quieted down.Everyone was watching these two quietly. The child in the aunt's arms was frightened and cried at first, and then was too frightened to cry.
Wushuang and I stood up, pulled the thin man hard, and persuaded: "It's okay, just stop scolding. Without the fat man, can we control Wen Yu so smoothly?"
The skinny man was still angry: "Fortunately, we restrained Wen Yu in advance, otherwise, with so many people coming, what if Wen Yu hurt the villagers?"
The aunts who held the children also persuaded: "Isn't it just madness? I've seen it a lot, so what are you afraid of?"
Only then did I understand why the fat man was able to bring so many people here. It turned out that he had lied so much.
When there were more people around, the situation stabilized.I stretched out my hand to help the passerby from the ground, and asked, "Brother, are you alright?"
The man muttered something and I didn't really listen because my attention was on my hands.Slippery, greasy, smelly.
I reached out and asked the villager next to me for a flashlight, and I took a picture like this.Oh, how can this person be so dirty?Needless to say, a suit of clothes is shiny.A thick layer on exposed hands and neck.The hair sticks into locks.
I couldn't help but took two steps back: "Brother, what's your background?"
Wushuang next to her covered her nose, gave me a blank look, and said angrily, "Why are you so sympathetic? You can learn from me." Then she looked at the passer-by with a look of disgust: "Hey, I Let me ask you, sloppy king, were you injured just now?"
The passer-by looked aggrieved: "I'm not a sloppy king, my surname is Bei. You can call me Xiao Bei, you can also call me Brother Bei, or you can call me..."
Wushuang almost threw up: "Don't talk to me, turn your face away. Tell me, are you injured?"
Xiaobei touched his body: "No. That person just now hasn't bitten through this layer of my body..."
Xiaobei was halfway through talking, Wushuang had already started to retch, and said while vomiting: "My old lady was out of her body, and she once glanced at the world, always thought that the sloppy king was only on TV, who would have known that seeing the real one today gone."
Xiaobei didn't care about these words, but pointed to the thin man and said, "I just heard him say that you are also practitioners?"
I raised my eyes: "Yeah? Could it be that you are also a Taoist?"
Xiao Bei nodded: "Yes, I am also a Taoist priest."
After a few minutes, we started holding our noses and calling him a sloppy Taoist priest.It's not that we deliberately made him feel poor, it's mainly because he was too dirty, and he couldn't hold back without shouting.This feeling is like some people complaining about eating hot peppers, complaining about pain after giving birth, or shouting about fear after watching ghost movies.
We didn't bother to chat with the sloppy Taoist priest.Because we were busy tying Wen Yu back.
Wen Yu was carried by us, howling all the time.
We went back to my uncle with a crooked neck.The rest of the villagers had seen enough excitement and went back.The cousin's house was quiet, except for Wen Yu's screams.
We all looked at each other, none of us knew what to do.
Later, we called Zhi Zha Wu out again.Several people studied in the middle of the night, but still couldn't see the way out.
The fat man and the thin man reconciled a long time ago. When they got together, they said to Zhi Zha Wu: "Master, do you think Wen Yu is a ghost? How about we take a look at the soul?"
Zhizha Wu shook his head: "Wen Yu is very skillful, why dare to get on her body? If there is a ghost on her body, I'm afraid we can't deal with it."
Although Zhizha Wu said so, he still waved his hands: "You guys are ready to take care of her soul, and treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor."
The thin man and the fat man agreed, took out the candles and white paper, and got ready quickly.
Then, several of us waited quietly behind the white paper.
There is nothing on the white paper.We couldn't help wondering: "Where's Wen Yu's soul?"
While he was wondering, suddenly a red shadow appeared from above.The shadow opened its teeth and claws, accompanied by the growl in Wen Yu's mouth, which startled us.
When we came back to our senses, we took a closer look and couldn't help saying: "Whose shadow is this? It can't be Wen Yu's. How can Wen Yu be so thick-backed?"
Fatty was holding a white paper beside him, and at this moment he suddenly said tremblingly with tears in his voice, "It's not necessarily true."
(End of this chapter)
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