My master is the coffin

Chapter 16 Exceptions
It was too early in the day, and there were no buses.I could only look around as I walked, wondering if I could find a taxi.

I walked slowly to the main road, waved my hand, and actually stopped a car, but when I got in the car, I wanted to cry, this big brother driver was obviously the one from yesterday.I touched my pocket again, and I wanted to cry even more, because I didn't bring any money.

The driver obviously recognized me, and joked: "Little brother, we are destined, how is it? Did you bring any money today?"

I can only bite the bullet: "Bring it, bring it."

The driver is not a grudger, chatting all over the place along the way.I saw the school gate.I didn't wait for him to stop, pulled the door and ran away again.

The driver didn't expect that I would repeat the same trick, and he was stunned for a few seconds before chasing after me with earth-shattering curses.

I took out my phone to check the time while running.It is five twenty now.There are still 10 minutes for the dormitory to open the door.According to my speed, I can run to the gate of the dormitory in two or three minutes.what to do?
I thought about it, and started running around the school with the driver.

The dormitories are all locked, and the campus is empty.very quiet.In addition to the driver's scolding, it spread far away in the morning light accompanied by the rising sun.

Just 2 minutes later, the dormitory windows were crowded with small heads, all stretching their necks to see who was in such a big fight.

After staying in school for four years, there are still a few people who know me. I am a college student, so I can't be shameless.I quickly raised my hands, covered my face and ran to the boys dormitory.

From a distance, I happened to see the dormitory aunt unlock the lock and was about to open the glass door.

Obviously, she also heard the driver's scolding.When I looked up, I was the one being chased.

Even from such a long distance, I can see her gloating expression.She stretched out her hand and wanted to close the dormitory door again.

How could I make her close it? With a loud roar, I ran forward with all my strength, and my body was like a cannonball, directly hitting the door.

The auntie in charge was taken aback by my aura and stepped aside quickly.

There was only a bang, and I had already knocked open the door and rushed into the corridor.

Without hesitation at all, I went straight to the top floor, knocked open the dormitory of the religion class, and said, "Brothers, lend me some money."

When the driver was scolding and looking for me in the corridor, I walked out of the dormitory calmly, with money in my hand, chic and elegant: "Master, old rules, this is double the fare."

The driver was dumbfounded, and looked me up and down: "You kid is sick, right?"

I smiled lightly: "You guys sit all day long, it's not good for your prostate, you should get up in the morning and move around. Going for a morning jog or something is good for improving your quality of life."

The driver took the money, obviously annoyed by me.But he kicked the money in his pocket, turned around and left, cursing bitterly: "Paralyzed, if I didn't see you as a stupid b, I would have beaten you a long time ago."

I was always smiling the whole time,
The people living on the top floor are all students from the religious class. After the driver left, several monks looked at me, clasped their hands together, and praised me: "There are people in the world who slander me, bully me, insult me, laugh at me, and belittle me. I'm cheap. Just bear him, avoid him, let him, bear him, ignore him, and wait for a few more years and just watch him. Classmate, the big guy just scolded you all the time, but you can always smile and never get angry. This indifferent state of mind is really brilliant. Judging by your attire, you don't look like a Buddhist, but your realm is not lower than our monks who have practiced for many years."

I smiled wryly in my heart: "If you knew that I tricked the driver twice in a row, you would definitely not think so."

After bragging with these few monks, I turned around and pushed away the dormitory of the Taoist class.

The Taoist priests inside saw me coming in, and they all asked me with concern, what happened to the copper coins on my body, whether I found the legendary master, etc., and I answered them one by one.

Only one Taoist priest was different. He asked me earnestly: "Student, when will you pay back the money you just borrowed from me?"

I waved my hand and said vaguely, "You can ask the skinny Taoist priest for the money. I'm here to inquire about the skinny Taoist priest."

Those Taoist priests were obviously interested, and they all said, "What's wrong with him? Since you came that night, this kid has been absent from school recently."

I scratched my head, sat down on a bed, and asked, "Is there anything unusual about the skinny Taoist priest recently?"

The Taoist priests said in a hurry: "Yes, isn't it abnormal to be absent frequently?"

I shook my head: "It's a little bit earlier than this, it's more abnormal."

The dormitory suddenly fell silent.This eerie silence made me a little uneasy, and I hesitated and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Those people all looked at me with strange eyes, and said, "Student, did something happen to him recently?"

I tentatively replied: "It's nothing serious, it's just sleepwalking last night."

The boss in the dormitory thought for a while and said, "There is one thing that may be considered abnormal."

I immediately leaned over and asked, "What's wrong?"

The boss said: "Actually, the skinny Taoist priest you mentioned was originally nicknamed Xiaopang. Although he is not tall, he has a lot of flesh on his body. Even for Taoist robes, he has to be the biggest..."

I asked curiously, "Then why is he so thin now?"

The boss said: "A few days ago, in fact, it was two or three days before we met the ghost market. One night, Xiaopang didn't come back all night. We called him, but he didn't answer. Waited until dawn, He just came back drenched. It didn't rain at all that day, we asked him where he had been, but he refused to say, and then went to bed."

I thought to myself: "A few days ago? Didn't come back all night? This should be the day when the skinny Taoist recruited water ghosts by the river."

The boss continued: "There was nothing abnormal at the time, but Xiaopang has been sleeping all day, and at night, we found that something was wrong with him."

I asked, "Sleepwalking?"

The boss shook his head: "We saw that his body is fatter than before, like a balloon full of air, as if it will explode when touched."

A word popped out of my mouth: "edema?"

The boss nodded: "That's right, we sent him to the hospital overnight, and the doctor said that his whole body was swollen, making his skin translucent. We kept him in the hospital for two or three days, but we never found out the cause. "

I scratched my head: "You monks also believe in doctors."

The Taoists chattered: "Look at what you said, do you think we are dancing masters? Do you drink amulet water with incense ashes?"

The boss waited for everyone to be quiet, and then said: "Later we saw that he was in a stable condition, so we brought him back. For the past few days, he has been lying on the bed, conscious for a while, and confused for a while. Later, his body The edema finally subsided slowly. It was just such an illness, and he was as thin as a stick."

I nodded, thinking about whether to tell the story of the water ghost.

The boss looked at me and said, "Little Fatty's sleepwalking problem started with edema. One night, while I was sleeping, suddenly, I felt someone blowing air on my face. I was startled, and quickly opened my eyes. At this time, I saw that Xiaopang was swollen all over his body, and he was lowering his head, smelling my body. I called him twice, but he didn't speak, and then he lay down on the bed and fell asleep. At that time, I didn't take it seriously. The thing is, sleepwalking is possible for everyone. But later, during a chat, I found out that everyone in our dormitory has encountered chubby sleepwalking, and without exception, they smelled it on their faces. That way, it seems looking for something."

After listening to the Taoist priests, I already understood eight or nine points in my heart. This is probably the news that Zhang Yuan asked me to ask.I sat for a while and saw that there was no new news, so I got up and left.

When I walked to the door, the boss suddenly stopped me. He looked at me and said sincerely, "Have you found the expert he mentioned?"

I just nodded.

The boss stuffed a ticket in my hand and said, "Help him. You can use this money to take a taxi back home."

Then, he turned and went back to the dormitory.

I stuffed the money in my pocket and walked slowly through the crowd.

It seems that these Taoist priests are not stupid, and they should be able to guess that the skinny Taoist priest encountered something dirty.

Thinking of this, I quickened my pace and hurried back to the Dasheng Temple.

I am so anxious to go back, naturally because I am worried about the skinny Taoist priest, I can feel that this kid is very dangerous.Of course, there is another reason, that is, the time for eating is almost over, if you don't go back to eat, I'm afraid they will be robbed.

When I returned to the Dasheng Temple, the three of them were indeed eating.

The skinny Taoist looked calm, apparently unaware of last night's sleepwalking.

Zhang Yuan was also very calm and ate slowly.

It was the abbot, who winked at me, looking very anxious.

I nodded to the abbot, indicating that I already know what you want to say.

After breakfast, the skinny Taoist begged Zhang Yuan to accept him as an apprentice.Zhang Yuan looked at him with an inscrutable look on his face, and said, "Well, I will ask you to do something today. If you can do it well, you can become a teacher."

The skinny Taoist was overjoyed and nodded repeatedly.It looked like he was about to kneel down and hug his thigh.He couldn't wait to ask Zhang Yuan, "What do you want me to do?"

Zhang Yuan thought for a while: "Go and sit on the futon for an hour, and let me see how your concentration is."

The skinny Taoist immediately agreed, ran to the main hall and began to meditate.

After the skinny Taoist priest sat in the main hall, the abbot suddenly spoke up: "I didn't have the chance to say it just now, but last night I saw this kid wandering around the yard with a candle, it was frightening to death."

I glanced at the abbot twice: "I already know."

The abbot scratched his head: "You already know? It's so boring. I thought it was amazing news."

Zhang Yuan looked at the sky, and told the abbot: "Go and close the temple gate, thank you behind closed doors today, and the pilgrims don't have to come in."

(End of this chapter)