My master is the coffin

Chapter 390 An Unsettled Wedding
It wasn't long before I woke up.Wushuang also woke up.

After the initial shock and nervousness, the two of us quickly calmed down.

Then act like nothing happened.Sit on the couch and watch TV.

Cao Cao has been busy making arrangements.With a cheerful face, he didn't say a word of unnecessary words.

Actually he is weird.Because when we met him, he said he wanted to get the elixir to help Li Ma recover her health.

But after leaving from Ksitigarbha, he didn't mention it again.

I once asked him during the period, but he kept hemming and hawing and refused to go into details.I also said that I could help him.But he shook his head and politely declined.

If I were him, I would definitely rush back without stopping to watch Li Ma, instead of helping others arrange the wedding here.

Cao Cao's explanation for this is: "Life is a matter of life and death. He doesn't want to force it anymore. Li Ma should be able to endure it for a while. It won't be here for a while. But Wushuang and I have only once in a lifetime. He wants to stay and be a friend to the end." Morality."

There is nothing wrong with this explanation on Roger.But I always feel a little uneasy.

The house is chaotic and everyone is busy.It's really inappropriate for me and Wushuang to do nothing.However, my mother firmly forbade us to do it.

In desperation, I proposed to go out for a walk.Wushuang readily agreed.It seems that she is also a little uncomfortable.

We are walking on the streets of Zhengzhou.Watching the pedestrians coming and going.There is a constant stream of traffic.

The vendors are shouting.The driver is honking.Frightened passers-by were yelling curses.The aunts trembled and confidently crossed the road.The old man is still fighting cocks.The proprietress of the restaurant is pouring dirty water into the alley.

I said with emotion: "A few years have passed. This place has become very lively again, as if the disaster a few years ago did not exist."

Wushuang casually took an apple from a fruit vendor, ate it, and said, "It's been so long, if you don't mention it, who would know? If it wasn't for the morgues, I would have forgotten about it."

The two of us are eating apples and going forward.The peddler at the back quit.He caught up and stopped in front of us: "What's the matter with you two? Are you robbing?"

Wushuang waited for innocent eyes: "What kind of robbery? What do you mean?"

The peddler pointed to the apple in Wu's hands: "You snatch my apple. It's fine if you don't pay me. You don't even say hello. You are young and not bad-looking. What can you do? How can you be a thief?"

Wu Shuang chuckled: "Seeing that you are so fierce, I didn't want to give you money at first. However, seeing that you are so honest, I won't bother with you."

Then Wushuang casually took out a piece of money from his pocket, and stuffed it in the peddler's hand without checking how big it was.

I looked at her speechlessly: "Vulgar, vulgar. It seems that even people who have been lying in a coffin for 20 years are not exempt from vulgarity."

The peddler was reaching out to take the money.Suddenly, he yelled.Then fell to the ground and fled away.

I looked at the peddler in surprise.Suddenly, I felt a ghost around my body.

I took out the mahogany sword casually, and shouted: "What's going on?"

Wushuang pointed in one direction: "There."

The two of us ran over quickly holding the mahogany sword.However, halfway through the run, the ghostly aura disappeared.

Wushuang stood in the middle of the street and said, "He's from the underworld."

I nodded: "That's right. He must have gone to hide in the underworld."

Suddenly, I thought of something, and said with some fear: "It's broken, it's broken. Tune the tiger away from the mountain."

The two of us ran back quickly.The streets are bustling with people.We simply jumped to the roof.

It must be a day that everyone will be watching.However, it doesn't matter that much.

I used to be careful when I jumped over the wall.But now, I can jump up and down at will on dozens of floors, and I admire my courage a little bit.

When we ran to the community, we saw my parents posting happy words outside the community.Everything is normal, the two of them are talking beamingly.

Suddenly, my mother turned her head and saw Wushuang and me standing across the road panting.Smiling and beckoning, let us pass.

I walked over and asked nervously, "Did something happen just now?"

My mother looked at me strangely: "No, everything is fine. What's the matter with you two? Why are you panting, look at the sweat on your head? Did you fight?"

I waved my hand: "No, it's fine. Where's that old ginger?"

My mother pointed to the supermarket across the road: "They are going shopping. They need to arrange it properly."

I nodded and felt relieved.

The rest of the day was uneventful.But both Wushuang and I feel that the mountains and rains are about to come.Like bodyguards, the two of us have been standing near my parents, never daring to leave.

We know that the people in the underworld have not achieved their goal, and they must have some other plans.

During this period, we also tried to inquire about the news of the Longevity Society.However, since Wushuang lifted the veil of Ksitigarbha last time, they have not moved again.

The past three days have passed peacefully.Nothing happened again.The paper money that often appeared out of thin air also disappeared.

In my mother's words: "The money that may be owed has been paid off."

The wedding day has finally arrived.

I was wearing a suit, and I felt like a dog, and I was uncomfortable no matter what.

Wushuang also wore a wedding dress, but she kept tugging here and there with both hands, and it was obvious that she was not used to it.

The main venue of the wedding is at the gate of the community.There are a dozen tables here.Come to all kinds of seven aunts and eight aunts.The Chinese are like this. No matter who they are, they have many relatives. It may be rare to see each other at ordinary times, but once it comes to weddings and funerals, they will all show up.

A host with poor Mandarin was jumping up and down on the stage.All kinds of juggling and asking weird questions.

For example, he asked me: "Mr. Xu You, where did you meet this beauty?"

This question made me hesitate.The first time I saw Wushuang was probably at the night market.But that's just her soul.And the first time I saw her body was in the coffin shop.However, which one should I answer?

I was hesitating, but the host said with a smirk: "Have you forgotten such an important question? It seems that we will kneel on the washboard on the first day of our wedding."

Wushuang scratched his head, then honestly replied: "I forgot too. Xu You. The first time you saw me was probably in the coffin shop. I was still lying in the coffin at that time."

As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar.

Relatives whispered to each other.And I clearly heard my mother's remorse: "These two children are too inaccurate. I have only been focusing on decorating the new house these days. I just forgot to teach them."

The officiant of the wedding was very professional.It is estimated that I have seen all kinds of strange things.He immediately reacted and said, "It's a good omen. A coffin is a coffin. You get promoted and get rich. I think Mr. Xu You has a face like a crown of jade, and his ears hang down his shoulders. He is a blessed man. At least he must be a high-ranking county official."

I secretly cursed in my heart: "It's really out of choice. Do you think I am Liu Bei?"

What follows is a set of cumbersome procedures.It's worship and changing rings.A Chinese and Western wedding that is even more wonderful than the combination of Chinese and Western medicine.

It was all done with great ease.Some elders led Wushuang and me, and started toasting table by table.

However, we just came off the stage.I felt a ghostly air blowing towards my face.

Wushuang and I pulled out the mahogany sword from our bodies like a conditioned reflex.

For a while, all the frolicking relatives quieted down.

My mother came over and said with a worried face: "What's the matter with you two? Why are you still wearing this thing when you get married? Wushuang, tell me about your hand, how did you hide it in your wedding dress?"

Then, without any explanation, she took the two swords away.

I didn't argue with her. After all, with our current strength, it doesn't matter if we don't have a mahogany sword.

We didn't pay any attention to etiquette.What is the order of seniority.Following the ghostly aura, he slowly walked to a table.

There are a group of old people sitting at this table.They looked surprised.One of them held a wine glass and said cheerfully, "What? Xu You, do you want to drink with us old men?"

I hesitated for two seconds, then shook my head.

(End of this chapter)